CAPO REPORT (OBT) Tonight. Martians vs Globins Part 1
Yea I am back hobbyists and the new fish.
What's up to Vino and Light. Oh yeah a special shout out to Jerseygirl. I don't think anyone will be a threat to her "throne" anytime soon.
Anyway.
There was about 3 or 4 Martians that looked good on the stroll. The rest of them looked like Globins.
OBT is Orange Blossom trail, use a map or gps. You will be good. Anyway, first place I went to was my connect's house for some bud. A nice older guy (veteran) , picked up what I needed and left his place. Yeah for the new guys if you want something usually "let the hos get it for you". Rule number 2 never "cop" things with a girl that is tweaking or drunk. If you can't tell if she is "tweaking" just kiss your money goodbye.
I actually got my connect from 1 of the hos on the street. Basically I got to the main guy and we been good ever since. I don't need a ho to direct me to anything. Its a hassle listen to a ho talk your ear off while LE can jump on you for having bud. You want to stay sharp and "not distracted".
Now if you ain't patient enough to smoke at "home". Roll up and hit that on the highway.
Let's get into this. I saw hmmm about 8 girls in around the racetrac area. (not counting hos in the motels). Yeah it was active tonight. So I am driving and all the hos I kind have fun with are "all out". I drove to sands to see what Diane was up too. She was tipsy and she went on her rehearsed rant about "white cracka bishes". I looked my cell and said time to go. For those who don't know who Diane. An "mature" BSW with a very big butt. She got a nice shape for an old lady. The blonde with the pony tail and blue jeans was coming out her place and irked Diane. LOL Put it this way crack hos can be very insecure. They got to chase the man to get the crack. That is all they do. Every day for years and years. No matter how they say they "don't chase no man". They all do it.
Now there has been questions about going to a ho's spot to get it on. No, you want that ho to go to your motel. For example, if worse comes to worse take her to the Melody. Its better to been in a run down room by yourself, than her room with "people in it". There are exceptions to the rule. Unless you know her and see the people she around. Yeah go to her room.
Anyway enough about her.
So I drive down OBT, uh "Tina" was out in her ballroom dress or whatever it was. I was like you going to Red Lobster "what's going on"? Let me tell you the story on Tina. She was a stripper for some famous strip club owner (20 years ago). Anyway, she goes in a story how she was called "slim yellow bone". Listen don't laugh but she basically was like "an old Lisa Raye). I got with her 1 time but she was good. She is a good person though.
Let me clarify this she never said she was "Lisa Raye". Clearly she is not even Ray Charles can see this.
Bottom line Tina was outside.
Anyway, I kept on pushing. I see this cute blonde (mature lady) with a big butt. Unfortunately "Eboni" came running down the street with a mini skirt that looked like it was way too short. You she was holding down the mini skirt, looked like she was about to trip over her feet.
I pretended I didn't see her. My eye was on the blonde with the big butt. Anyway, I drive back to Mcdonalds because I am hungry. I see the girl from Backpage.
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Britany. In person she looks good. Her pictures makes her look bigger than she is. She is attractive to me. I think the pictures make her look bigger.
Sarah was calm today but is having problems matching and dressing again! It is like a (jesus face palm) when she walks by.
(Sigh)
I can't remember her being this huge. The girl fell off the wagon or something. Listen when you got a bigger butt than a black girl. Put the cookies and Mcdonalds away.
Lastly went back got the older blonde with the big butt. BBJCIM, Forgot her name but was across from the autoparts around the Cleo area.
Great skills and very friendly. I kept her number. When you got a good ho you got to keep her around.
That is a cardinal rule for the new hobbyists. Always keep your favorite ho "happy". The 1 that goes all out.
Plain and simple.
Felt I needed to post this in the SW thread as well. Damn, I'm pissed over this one.
Worst experience ever.
Some of you may have read my post about seeing the WSW in the very obscure location. I saw her again today and gave her a ride. She seemed OK. I couldn't dream of her until tonight. She told me she had a safe in-call to go to. It's an older apartment complex in a safe, decent area. I had no reason to believe it was anything but. When I arrived she said she had just moved in. There wasn't any furniture anywhere in the place. She suggested we use a blanket on the floor. I should've left right then but didn't. Big mistake.
She told me on the phone that she needed a little bit extra to pay off her roommate so we can be alone. I ended up giving her. 7 for her company. Three minutes into it there's a knock on the door. She tells me it's her roomie. I tell her this is ridiculous and she assures me that she'll take care of it. I start thinking this is going very wrong and start dressing. Her version of taking care of it is letting in her black bf. He comes into the bedroom and tells me to hit the road. He didn't have to tell me twice. I was out of there.
Her name is Nicki. She's a WSW, about 25 or so, kind of chunky, brown hair just past her shoulders. She has tatoos of her three kid's names on her chest written in cursive writing. They're arranged in a type of triangle. I think she has braces on her teeth but I'm not quite sure. Her digits are 407-879-22XX. If you have those in your phone, I would suggest deleting them.
The limited service I was receiving before her bf came in is enough for me to tell you guys to never dream of her. You can damn well be assured I'll never contact her again.
I guess she works the Trail as well. I think she works the side streets near Michigan and OBT. She made mention of that this morning. Avoid, avoid, avoid!
Well Vino tops mine but here it goes
Decided to hit the trail tonight and was sorry I did. Nowhere in Gotham other than one nice, thick (but not fat) tall, blonde with long hair who was out near the mall. By the time I got the gist of where she wanted me to stop, I had to go out of my way to get there. (She didn't take my obvious hint to cross to my side of the 8-lane intersection.) Anyway. I threw the eventual U-turn to pull into her desired spot, but by the time I got there, she was getting into some lucky basta*'s car. After hanging in the area for what I considered a long enough amount of time, I decided to bug-out, because it looked like I missed my chance. On the way back to the crib, I passed literally NOTHING but a few (less than a half-dozen) urchins hanging out to find a ride.
Needless to say, it wasn't a good night at all.
C'mon New Year! It's got to get better soon. It's getting too cold up north to walk in heels and a skirt!
O. B. T. Orange Blossom Trail. 441, 17, 92
See the frequently asked questions for good directions, post # 2
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Personally I think carrying a loaded gun just gives the cops more reason to bust you unless you have a permit. You are better off carrying pepper spray foam or carry a big flashlight.
Did not embarrass himself
Vino, this is Just a light hearted take on it, but still true.
You bangned this punks girl, than got dressed and left. Ha Ha. What do you have to be embarrassed about?
Yes you put yourself in danger, but this guy puts his girl on her back for money.
(Joke) Next time give him a tip and tell him to pull your car around. Snap, snap (end joke)
Vino still a winner this girls BF, still and always. A Looser.
Glad your OK Vino.