The Rat Trap

I just don't think street walkers on the OBT are models.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2539075]What is curious or interesting, what doesn't make sense, is this insistence by those of you who choose to pick up street walkers to continually tell us how wrong we are if we don't agree. There are many Mongers who agree with you and there are many who choose to find other ways to bust a nut. Some of us give a shit: about our health, personal privacy, what ever the reason, we choose other ways to meet women. And please, don't lecture us on how many providers walk and advertise other ways.

Enjoy your mighty conquests. We revel in reading the glowing accounts of how you scored. Just quit telling us how stupid we are in your minds. Because we don't care, and there are better fish to fry for all of us.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2539167]Young fella. The wheel on the bus goes.[/QUOTE]That's it Brother. Whoa fuck, what was that sound, one of the back tires just ran over my ass. Hate it when that happens. I just might have to live vicariously this weekend through other Brother's posts while Strokin the Joe. And thanks for the compliment "Young fella" these's girls have been giving me Senior discounts for years LOL. Have a good weekend Brothers. SJ.

Cruisin down Jordan St. And spot a Thompsons gazelle -among the wildebeests. Wow about a quarter mile away-see this image come up on my screen. Order Zulu to bring up full magnification. Scotty warp factor 1. It's a radioactive plasmanoid wearing neon pink chiffon and 4 inch heels. (Model material). Hair is black and coiffed in an Americanized- Chinese pile that tops off the whole image. Eyes are bulging out like Wiley Coyote- closing in on the Roadrunner. She gets in and that dress hikes all the way up. Yabadaba doo. Goes to back of van and proceeds to engulf. As always- I ask her to hold up her fingers in a V- when she feels it start to become erect. 2 minutes later she gives me the victory sign. Then I proceed to compliment her by moaning and whispering very low she is a slutty supermodel. YOUR TURN MICE.

So I read this and my head turns sideways in confusion that you have to have her give you a sign that you are "erect" ? You may need to go see a doctor for that one because I always know when I am standing tall at attention or even starting. Just a different point of view of how it is interpreted by your literary style. Between Star Trek, Flintstones, cartoons, and African animals it might be I just got confused. LOL. I will say it must have been an amaze-balls ride.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2539270]Cruisin down Jordan St. And spot a Thompsons gazelle -among the wildebeests. Wow about a quarter mile away-see this image come up on my screen. Order Zulu to bring up full magnification. Scotty warp factor 1. It's a radioactive plasmanoid wearing neon pink chiffon and 4 inch heels. (Model material). Hair is black and coiffed in an Americanized- Chinese pile that tops off the whole image. Eyes are bulging out like Wiley Coyote- closing in on the Roadrunner. She gets in and that dress hikes all the way up. Yabadaba doo. Goes to back of van and proceeds to engulf. As always- I ask her to hold up her fingers in a V- when she feels it start to become erect. 2 minutes later she gives me the victory sign. Then I proceed to compliment her by moaning and whispering very low she is a slutty supermodel. YOUR TURN MICE.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2539447]So I read this and my head turns sideways in confusion that you have to have her give you a sign that you are "erect" ? You may need to go see a doctor for that one because I always know when I am standing tall at attention or even starting. Just a different point of view of how it is interpreted by your literary style. Between Star Trek, Flintstones, cartoons, and African animals it might be I just got confused. LOL. I will say it must have been an amaze-balls ride.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]You have to read my other posts to understand this. I always have the girls talk about their previous dates. The girl your with is a prostitute. So she is constantly giving head. The reason one would say what I said was to set up for later- when we're making out- to ask her what its like when she is sucking someone elses cock how turned she gets when she first feels his cock getting hard. So I have her give me the sign so we can talk about it later while making out.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2539462]You have to read my other posts to understand this. I always have the girls talk about their previous dates. The girl your with is a prostitute. So she is constantly giving head. The reason one would say what I said was to set up for later- when we're making out- to ask her what its like when she is sucking someone elses cock how turned she gets when she first feels his cock getting hard. So I have her give me the sign so we can talk about it later while making out.[/QUOTE]I guess each of us get a different rush out of this hobby, each has their own preferences. I've never concerned myself with a girls previous date, to each his own. You definitely put a different spin on the hobby.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2539471]I guess each of us get a different rush out of this hobby, each has their own preferences. I've never concerned myself with a girls previous date, to each his own. You definitely put a different spin on the hobby.[/QUOTE]Its to understand a deeper kind of fun. You can't explore what a girls thinking is if you don't ask. You can't ask your girlfriend about her previous dates because she doesn't have any. But you can ask these girls. Think about it. Do you just want to jump on her and squirt. Make it interesting like my post was.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2539100]Because there all the same. No life- unexciting reports that nobody responds to. Read his posts. He lives in a closet. But I'll give him this- he did send me a picture of one his girls. Thanks sillymouse.[/QUOTE]I think I would need proof that that is in fact a female. Just sayin.

Damn I knew I was doing something wrong. I thought that was whole idea to jump that ho and get my rocks off without any concern of what they like, especially a street walker. It's all about me, me,me. LOL.

So I am hearing you get off by talking to the chicks while making out about other guys cocks that they have sucked. So it's a border line cuckold situation. Not knocking it to each his own place safe.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2539482]Its to understand a deeper kind of fun. You can't explore what a girls thinking is if you don't ask. You can't ask your girlfriend about her previous dates because she doesn't have any. But you can ask these girls. Think about it. Do you just want to jump on her and squirt. Make it interesting like my post was.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2538836]Here you go BackJack, one for your appraisal. She is one of the regulars on The Trail, out every night. Can't remember her name, something fruity I think. Anyway, let me know how she would rate. I'm sure at least in the mid 4 digits maybe, on your scale of 1 - 10,000. Thanks Brother. P.S.: That's my cock, not too big, but I'm proud of it. Take care. SJ.[/QUOTE]One of my favorite SW's. How does she rate on the scale?

My concern with attempting to pick up SWs would be my safety. The few times I've been down the Trail, I've seen numerous unmarked cops swoop in on mongers as they were picking up a SW. I mean some of these girls are walking all night, and the cops know their favorite hangouts, and know them by sight, so I'm sure the cops are always watching the ongoing activities. I'd be interested in hearing some views on this subject, and how you keep from being busted.

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2539722]Damn I knew I was doing something wrong. I thought that was whole idea to jump that ho and get my rocks off without any concern of what they like, especially a street walker. It's all about me, me,me. LOL.

So I am hearing you get off by talking to the chicks while making out about other guys cocks that they have sucked. So it's a border line cuckold situation. Not knocking it to each his own place safe.[/QUOTE]Don't know if you realize it but SW are girls that you have under your control because their on drugs. The tables are turned out there. So how to use this to your advantage. They get in and they usually ask for what you want. You say head, make out and tell me about your last 3 dates. Nothing to do with cuckold. This is all about using the situation and your imagination to tweak the experience. While your making out and she's stroking your cock she begins. "well I got in and we parked and I started giving him head" I say was it soft or hard- she says soft. I say did you get turned on when you first started to feel it get hard in your mouth. She says" oh yeah I really like that part one of my nipples gets hard when that happens. " Do I have to draw you a picture before you understand how to carry that on- for the next pleasurable 20 minutes. Jumping on top of her and squirting is one step beyond jacking -off in the shower. C'mon your better than that.

[QUOTE=PowerGlide;2539593]I think I would need proof that that is in fact a female. Just sayin.[/QUOTE]The guy who sent me that picture -sillyman may well be gay. His post certainly indicate he's a pussy. His buddy backjack as well. They never talk about girls- just make acerbic comments about our reports. They think we care enough about their miniscule little lives to want them to date SW. Nothing could be farther from the truth. We just want them to contribute in a interesting, imaginative, informative way. Just contribute to enrich and enlighten other peoples lives, like the rest of us do. They can't do that. They get on one subject and beat it to death.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2538093]I'm really diggin you guys. I'm truly impressed with the way you all intetact with each other. You don't beat down noobs, disrespect or put down a monger because his choice was not to your liking. Montes you crack me up, Santa is very naughty but nice and well you're StrokinFuckinJoe, Nuff said.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the recognition. And what is on your Christmas List this year my dear? Perhaps a nude photo of you sittin on Jolly Ole St. Nick's lap?

Santa.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2539900]One of my favorite SW's. How does she rate on the scale?[/QUOTE]But its pretty close compared to what they like. (backjack&sillyman)

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2540035]My concern with attempting to pick up SWs would be my safety. The few times I've been down the Trail, I've seen numerous unmarked cops swoop in on mongers as they were picking up a SW. I mean some of these girls are walking all night, and the cops know their favorite hangouts, and know them by sight, so I'm sure the cops are always watching the ongoing activities. I'd be interested in hearing some views on this subject, and how you keep from being busted.[/QUOTE]First of all your right to be concerned. If you read some of the reports up in the SW section you might get some clues. Second 1/4 of my dates are with girls on the trail who have phones- that eliminates 80% of the problem. Notice I didn't say all of it. More on that later. Your statement that cops swoop in while making a pick up is false. I've made thousands of pickups and that never happened- marked or unmarked. More on why that's true later. Its a preconceived notion. Okay so now how to proceed. First never just pull up on a girl cold. Drive around check out the landscape. Circle 2-3 4 times your in no hurry- she'll always be there or some other. Theres a point to that circling. She's aware of what's going on and you have to get your timing right to land where she lands. Little bit like fishing. Also learn how to ride your rearview mirrors and know -ask joe- what an impalas headlight to running light relationship is. Also be aware of Tac patrol a 4 ship formation that will violate that rule of swooping down. There the only ones that do that. More on that later. Ok you got the girl in you car. Never follow her directions. For a lot of reasons. Also you may be followed by someone other than cops more on that later. Have a preplanned parking spot. More on that later. Finally convert your car to a ho-mobile. Blend in with other cars. I like Wal marts cause you can't see in my van. Back to the phone thing. You still have the parking problem. See. As far as swooping in and why they don't do that is because picking up someone is not illegal. They swoop in if she's undercover but you can avoid that by the circling thing, that's why I emphasized don't go in cold. If the girl don't move -then you got to really watch her to check her out. Wait for other john boys to get busted not you. As far as Tac patrol goes there above the law I stay way away from them when I see them. I know how to escape from them -you don't- so just skidaddle. Sometimes a hood rat may follow you to back up his ho-girlfriend in your car. Best thing to do there is pay them off and learn to live another day. If your being followed by a cop theres a dozen ways they can bust you ( that's the swooping your talking about). I know them all. But the stop bar is #1 . That a very basic outline of the procedure go out and have fun. Tag light #2 -Turn signal#3, too dark windows #4 Weaving#5 Seat belt# 6 theres more.

I am better than that, time to go spend sometime with a lady of the night. Not sure I will use your tactic but I will find a different approach that suits my needs. At the end of the day it's about us getting what we pay for and the ladies providing that service we desire.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2540083]Don't know if you realize it but SW are girls that you have under your control because their on drugs. The tables are turned out there. So how to use this to your advantage. They get in and they usually ask for what you want. You say head, make out and tell me about your last 3 dates. Nothing to do with cuckold. This is all about using the situation and your imagination to tweak the experience. While your making out and she's stroking your cock she begins. "well I got in and we parked and I started giving him head" I say was it soft or hard- she says soft. I say did you get turned on when you first started to feel it get hard in your mouth. She says" oh yeah I really like that part one of my nipples gets hard when that happens. " Do I have to draw you a picture before you understand how to carry that on- for the next pleasurable 20 minutes. Jumping on top of her and squirting is one step beyond jacking -off in the shower. C'mon your better than that.[/QUOTE]

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Commissioner Gordon calling bat swags here is another from your old stomping grounds that needs to be taught a lesson.

Picture from sillyman of one of his girls. Hooray. I'm sorry but I wouldn't pay$ for that like u did. I wouldn't stick my dick in that no matter how much I wrapped it. And I think your despicable for pimping her out. Sound familiar? Those are your responses to pictures of my girls. The reason u responded like that is to mask the fact that u didn't have any - till now . Thanks for the update.

Greg: He pays well, always clean, always tip, daty very well.

Quetius: Pay well, daty well, clean, respectful, a friend now.

O Town: sexy, sophisticated, sex is amazing.

Pro Monger: Sophisticated, educated, Sexxy fuc.

These are my favorite Three clients In Orlando.

I also want to give a special Thanks to mike mm, and mike over in Tampa / st Pete for being dedicated to me for the last 4 years, I do appreciate yall!

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2541995]Greg: He pays well, always clean, always tip, daty very well.

Quetius: Pay well, daty well, clean, respectful, a friend now.

O Town: sexy, sophisticated, sex is amazing.

Pro Monger: Sophisticated, educated, Sexxy fuc.

These are my favorite Three clients In Orlando.

I also want to give a special Thanks to mike mm, and mike over in Tampa / st Pete for being dedicated to me for the last 4 years, I do appreciate yall![/QUOTE]The one who's wife busted him and posted about it on BP? Oh my.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2541995]Greg: He pays well, always clean, always tip, daty very well.

Quetius: Pay well, daty well, clean, respectful, a friend now.

O Town: sexy, sophisticated, sex is amazing.

Pro Monger: Sophisticated, educated, Sexxy fuc.

These are my favorite Three clients In Orlando.

I also want to give a special Thanks to mike mm, and mike over in Tampa / st Pete for being dedicated to me for the last 4 years, I do appreciate yall![/QUOTE]Only because this is The Rat Trap. I'm just sayin'.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2542477]Only because this is The Rat Trap. I'm just sayin'.[/QUOTE]Took the words right out of my mouth.

[BLUE]There is now a link to send PM's directly from the chicks ads on the new site.

You need to be logged in here for it to work.

Told you guys it's going to be cool as fuck

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=BackJack;2539188]I just don't think street walkers on the OBT are models.[/QUOTE]Because he doesn't have any pictures of a girl to show. Just like sillyman he MASKS that fact by making up statements like: their are no models on Obt (what is their a sign down their that says -models will be shot on site) their all trolls, or wouldn't touch them if you paid me, or I can get pussy for free. Almost the same exact statements as sillyman. What does that tell you, they are both from the same vein. Don't have any interesting reports, extremely acrimonious people with no life. Just like I said all along.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2541352]Picture from sillyman of one of his girls. Hooray. I'm sorry but I wouldn't pay$ for that like u did. I wouldn't stick my dick in that no matter how much I wrapped it. And I think your despicable for pimping her out. Sound familiar? Those are your responses to pictures of my girls. The reason u responded like that is to mask the fact that u didn't have any - till now . Thanks for the update.[/QUOTE]Hey Gollum found work after the Return of the King.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2542370]The one who's wife busted him and posted about it on BP? Oh my.[/QUOTE]Ha you're wrong that isn't his name sorry! He didn't get busted! Hi I can't remember its Orlando something can't remember.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2542872]Because he doesn't have any pictures of a girl to show. Just like sillyman he MASKS that fact by making up statements like: their are no models on Obt (what is their a sign down their that says -models will be shot on site) their all trolls, or wouldn't touch them if you paid me, or I can get pussy for free. Almost the same exact statements as sillyman. What does that tell you, they are both from the same vein. Don't have any interesting reports, extremely acrimonious people with no life. Just like I said all along.[/QUOTE]Not sure why you, or Chris, or any of the other trail hunters want to continually argue this point. Some of us prefer to not pick up women off the street. There are a variety of reasons, all of which none of you seem to understand. Because to you, it's just pussy. To us? Yes we do like pussy but, it's more than that. Enjoy your street life.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2543645]Not sure why you, or Chris, or any of the other trail hunters want to continually argue this point. Some of us prefer to not pick up women off the street. There are a variety of reasons, all of which none of you seem to understand. Because to you, it's just pussy. To us? Yes we do like pussy but, it's more than that. Enjoy your street life.[/QUOTE]We're not asking you to pick up women off the street (even if you weren't afraid enough to do so) what are the variety of reasons, what is the more than that. All you do is criticize- as indicated in my post but you never report on what you do. Why should I care or not if you pick up SW. As I've said several times already I'm explaining to everyone why I like it. Not explaining to you. Show me or cut and paste a post I made trying to get you to do it. We're just trying to see your girls and your interactions with them. Is that so difficult to understand. What is the more than that-what are the variety of reasons. Quit dodging the bullet before I dismantle you some more. After all this is USA SEX (get it) GUIDE. Guide means learn. For gods sake grow up.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2543693]We're not asking you to pick up women off the street (even if you weren't afraid enough to do so) what are the variety of reasons, what is the more than that. All you do is criticize- as indicated in my post but you never report on what you do. Why should I care or not if you pick up SW. As I've said several times already I'm explaining to everyone why I like it. Not explaining to you. Show me or cut and paste a post I made trying to get you to do it. We're just trying to see your girls and your interactions with them. Is that so difficult to understand. What is the more than that-what are the variety of reasons. Quit dodging the bullet before I dismantle you some more. After all this is USA SEX (get it) GUIDE. Guide means learn. For gods sake grow up.[/QUOTE]Chris.

Carry on.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2543841]Hey Brothers, Strokn Jo here back at the Daze Inn. [/QUOTE]Hmmmmmmmm. So, did we loose track of who we signed in as?

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2544430]Hmmmmmmmm. So, did we loose track of who we signed in as?

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]You didn't like the joke. I prefaced in a previous post what it was all about -try going back and read that. I even said when it will come- after my cities report. So everyone had time to read it. Its not like I said I was going to do it then 2 min later it came out - it was 6 hours later. The idea came from the v's he had 2 so I just added a 3rd. Joe is my hero - he writes the best reality reports. I write semi fantasy reports we're like a team- 2 ends of the bookcase. I was showcasing that in putting the 2 side by side. Understand. By the way I enjoy reading your reports immensely.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2544526]For everyone out there- be aware that who we call Baby Jaimie- has a severe family problem that may affect you. It certainly affected me. I picked her up at the Sunoco -and went to Wal- mart parking lot. After 10 minutes there-I see this car flying towards us at a hi rate of speed. A 250 # man jumps out and tries to open my locked door. I immediately start the car and hi tail it to Walmart security. The car heads their also and waves at me. I originally thought this was some dopeboys, but after that I don't know what it was. I knew she had family problems because she went to jail for domestic violence. She had stabbed her brother with a syringe. Next thing I did was head to the front of the store-to try to find a better spot. While slowly proceeding there the driver (who was Jaimie sister) kept yelling let my sister go. That seemed like a good idea. So I told Jaimie to get out. And slowly and reluctantly she did. Good riddance. Unless your an M1 A1 driver stay away.[/QUOTE]I'm just sayin, where did you get that pic?

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2543889]Montes2? Strokn Jo? Chris5? Or who? A2, any idea?[/QUOTE]But me or Montes2 might have been hacked LOL.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2544430]Hmmmmmmmm. So, did we loose track of who we signed in as?

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]There's Strokn Joe and there's Stroking Joe and there's StrokinJoe. Sound similar, worlds apart. Insist on the original, with references LOL take care Brothers. I wish I had Montes2 creativity I would be the King Of The Trail. SJ.