Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Johnkat111;1829124]I'm reluctant to get into a dispute with the Board's resident Jasminologist, but I think it is important to clarify her levels of service. If I go in (and I will) for my seventh visit and give her $.25, I will get a clothed massage and a limited HE. If I give her $$ for her VIP package, I will get nude massage and a wide open menu. I gave her $$ on my very first visit and got the nude massage with BBBJ and FS.[/QUOTE]My apologies. I was not clear that the first visit was not VIP. Just her standard package. JK is right. If I would have gone VIP, I would have gotten the whole kit and kaboodal the first time.

My own "around the horn" critique, since I think I have visted them all:

1) Relaxation Oasis. You can do yourself, but they don't help. Worthless.

2) Milwaukee's Best. Lie is a tease, but you won't get anything there. Worthless.

3) Hooters for wings. Worthless.

4) Far East. Old ladies, but not worthless.

5) Foot spa on Layton.cute girls, but worthless unless you want a foot rub.

6) Luxury Massage. Rip off AND worthless.

7) Massage on 27th. Not worthless.

8) Massage on HWY 100 by Bartz's. Recommended.

9) all other massages on HWY 100. Worthless.

YMMV

My comments.

1) Relaxation Oasis. You can do yourself, but they don't help. Worthless. Nice massage, nice girls, no extras.

2) Milwaukee's Best. Lie is a tease, but you won't get anything there. Worthless.

3) Hooters for wings. Worthless. Confirmed by many!

4) Far East. Old ladies, but not worthless. Agreed.

5) Foot spa on Layton. Cute girls, but worthless unless you want a foot rub.

6) Luxury Massage. Rip off AND worthless. If this is the massage from Los Angeles girl, Jessica. Tease and a massage as worthless and Courtney's.

7) Massage on 27th. Not worthless. There are two on 27th and I hear Eastern is the better one.

8) Massage on HWY 100 by Bartz's. Recommended. Sounds like a plan.

9) all other massages on HWY 100. Worthless. Consensus. Agreed.

Quite a tour. Anything on the Ryan Road truck stop massage (I'd recommend over the worthless ones) or the Shiatsu lady near Mayfair (YMMV but it can be fun)? Been a couple of years since I went to Pro Nail on 60th / North. Nice menu but won't go back because of the smell and lack of privacy.

[QUOTE=Basset69; 1830114]My own "around the horn" critique, since I think I have visted them all:

1) Relaxation Oasis. You can do yourself, but they don't help. Worthless.

2) Milwaukee's Best. Lie is a tease, but you won't get anything there. Worthless.

3) Hooters for wings. Worthless.

4) Far East. Old ladies, but not worthless.

5) Foot spa on Layton. Cute girls, but worthless unless you want a foot rub.

6) Luxury Massage. Rip off AND worthless.

7) Massage on 27th. Not worthless.

8) Massage on HWY 100 by Bartz's. Recommended.

9) all other massages on HWY 100. Worthless.

YMMV[/QUOTE]I'd have to agree with most of these. Eastern is the better one on 27th but not by much. The new one on Layton is the same as the one on hwy 100 IMO.

My experience with the one by Bartz is similar to the other ones on hwy 100 but I'll have to check it out again then.

Of course, YMMV

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1830174]My comments.

1) Relaxation Oasis. You can do yourself, but they don't help. Worthless. Nice massage, nice girls, no extras.

2) Milwaukee's Best. Lie is a tease, but you won't get anything there. Worthless.

3) Hooters for wings. Worthless. Confirmed by many!

4) Far East. Old ladies, but not worthless. Agreed.

5) Foot spa on Layton. Cute girls, but worthless unless you want a foot rub.

6) Luxury Massage. Rip off AND worthless. If this is the massage from Los Angeles girl, Jessica. Tease and a massage as worthless and Courtney's.

7) Massage on 27th. Not worthless. There are two on 27th and I hear Eastern is the better one.

8) Massage on HWY 100 by Bartz's. Recommended. Sounds like a plan.

9) all other massages on HWY 100. Worthless. Consensus. Agreed.

Quite a tour. Anything on the Ryan Road truck stop massage (I'd recommend over the worthless ones) or the Shiatsu lady near Mayfair (YMMV but it can be fun)? Been a couple of years since I went to Pro Nail on 60th / North. Nice menu but won't go back because of the smell and lack of privacy.[/QUOTE]What is the place on HWY 100 that you reccomend?

It is called "New Massage" I think. Right next to Milw PC on the East side of the street. I think there is a Sandy and Cindy there. Sandy gives a better message and table shower, but Cindy is a little nicer. Both have made me happy within the normal limits.

[QUOTE=Guinness11;1831083]What is the place on HWY 100 that you reccomend?[/QUOTE]

Saw Anna several times.

I had difficultly getting an appt that she actually showed up at.

When I did get an appt the massage was good and I thought she was a very nice gal.

No extras were available at any of the appts. Cost was around 60 but did vary.

It's time to pamper yourself with a great body work with deep tissue or Swedish techniques massage, in a relax and clean environment that fits your needs. Outcalls to home or hotel offered my studio is nice and clean. Call for more details .70 / hr.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/3971921827.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Magog; 1823982]So I've been 7 times now. Cheap good massage. The 4th time the gal massaging me kept bumping against the boys when I flipped she massaged my stomach and had me going and she knew it. She reached under the towel and quickly jerked me off. Said don't tell boss will fire me but you so cute.

Here's the weird one. I go in expecting legit masssage. I asked for one girl who I had before she is thin, young and hot and did a great no extras job. Well they say sure she's here. I lay down and a 50 something chubby granny walks in. She beat the hell out of me with her massage and not in a good way. She was trying to converse with me but her english was shit. She asks me to flip over ten mins in and I had my eyes closed as she rubbed my chest. And something hit me in the face. This chick pulled her tits out and wanted me to suck on them then she pulled her pants down and put my hand on her wet as hell vag. She asked if I was married I sa I'd jo which was a kistake. She kept saying "you and me marry okay?". As she talked to me ahe would like draw the words on my chest with her finger like she was writing it out.

So for 15 mins this goes on amd I ask her to rub my feet that lasts 5 mins and she starts jerking me off. But I'm not hard, try as she would I was just annoyed and pissed at this point.

Weird going in e xpecting a good massage. Coulda had FS probably for free but left frustrated. I just wanted a good massage.

She left me her number and wants me to take her out. Guess whats not happening.

So weird as there was no lead up to the tits in my face and it was like she wanted me to get her off.[/QUOTE]I know exactly the one your are talking about. My recent visit follow almost the exact same script.

I will have to agree. Haley provides a very enjoyable experience. I know she may go a bit over the top in terms of safety and asking you to sign a release form (I signed it but not with my real name of course) but its a minor inconvenience. Its at her rented home in a very residential middle class neighborhood.

She looks like the cute Mom that you see at your kids soccer games, but provides a great massage and smiles at the end. Her technique for the smiles portion is very unique and as many have suggested they are not sure what to think about it, but I had no problems smiling with this technique. She will allow some minor touching, but not on her lower privates. Be Polite and you will be happy. No Extras besides the smile at the end were offered, and I don't think if I pursued that it would have been offered anyways.

Enjoy,

Trollman

[QUOTE=Jack Tapper; 1814585]She's very well worth it guys! Seniors PM me for details!

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/busty-hot-brunette-for-sensual-relaxation-session-relax-and-melt-your-stress-away-36/8543368[/url][/QUOTE]

Not sure whats going on. Lately I've had this urge for legit massages. I suppose the rub and tug thing just doesn't do it. I really need to have a FS experience with an enthusiastic spinner that is responsive. Half the time when I go to a rub and tug I have erection issues. Then when I do get a nice hard one, I take forever to get off because I just don't feel it. Its all chemistry and comfort. The biggest buzzkill is the fucking doorbell ringing and then the sudden speed up so they can turn me loose. Its really worth it sometimes to drive to Libertyville where I have a trusted ATF who knows exactly what I like and the way I like it.

I see all the reports about some really nice experiences and just don't have the drive to check them out. The old me would be up in Port checking out the Sexy Mom. But you know how many Sexy Mom's just like her I've been to? Plenty. Middle aged, hippie sex addicts that hide behind the therapy apron. Or how may Chinese grannies that you would not look twice at in the sunlight?

I'm coming up on some milestones and would like to celebrate with something special. About to hit session 1, 000 with a provider. So far its take 342 providers to get there. Some with one session and one with 102. I've kept a detailed diary of each encounter down in the hobby room. When I go over them, I can still recall nearly each one of them. I'm probably the only guy in town who's been at nearly every notel on 27th. Scores of apartments, homes all over town. Oddly hardly any local AMPs. To me thats like eating at McDonalds, you can do that anywhere. Only when its the only game in town will I do that. Unless its a well known FS spa on vacation.

Other than AMP vacations I have almost exclusively been using my house because of performance issues. I just do better in my own home. I don't know how you SW guys do it in the car. I just can't do that. Plus no more SWs. Too many close calls with LEO, drugs, under-age. Same goes for BP. For now on its UTRs. I've done my share of neighbors, friends, business associates, realtors, divorce courts, waiting rooms, FaceBook divorcees. Those usually turn out badly, broken hearts, drama, and worst of all dating. I was banging my 63 year old widow neighbor and now she hates me because I fucked her but I won't go out on a date with her. After going to the Thai lady's house for years only to find out her husband was in the basement the whole time, well I'm not really into visiting incall locations. Believe me, I've done my share of stepping over sleeping kids, husband, boyfriends, people passed out, babies crying, you name it. Even landlords busting in to fix something. Tired of those calls at 2am from some broken down provider, gravely smokers voice "hey baby I'm in jail."

The urge to hunt is still there. While this dog is old, he can still hunt. But I wish there was a safe way to hunt, catch and release. Its fun to pick up SWs, but I just don't want to mess with them. Sure just turn them loose but easier said that done when the little head is with me. I've passed the crippled girl a few times and just kept going. She tugs at my heart. Last time I just gave her a ride home and $20. Kind of a conflict, because I feel if I don't take over to the house for some fun, her feelings will get hurt thinking I don't want her. Ahh the live of the monger.

Lefty, Buddy, you and I have shared so much. This 'confessional' you have put forth. O. M. G! We need to talk But, congratulations on reaching that magic 1, 000 mark . I've still got a few years left to catch you. Hope I live that long and can stay firm enough.

Bones out

I've seen ads from women for "Tantric" massage. What is involved? Many of them mention neo-tantric yoga, somatic bodywork and other new age buzz-words. Does this heighten the experience or is it all hippy talk for their own justification? Some of these are nice looking women that I wouldn't mind taking for a spin, but I don't want to get bogged down in "tantric romantics" just to get my HE, or to justify an inflated price. Any thoughts or experiences?

[QUOTE=MrBones; 1834244]Lefty, Buddy, you and I have shared so much. This 'confessional' you have put forth. O. M. G! We need to talk But, congratulations on reaching that magic 1, 000 mark. I've still got a few years left to catch you. Hope I live that long and can stay firm enough.

Bones out[/QUOTE]I went over to mother's house to mow the yard today. I rang the door bell and its just like the one at the AMP I go to in Illinois. All of a sudden I'm sweating and nervous, having some kind of panic attack. I can't do the incall any more. I have to stop McDonalds and take a nervous dump before I arrive. Then as soon as I get to the providers destination I have to pee. If its a new place can you ever really trust someone? As soon as I'm inside I'm all worried, did I lock the car, where's my phone, will my wallet be safe in the trunk? Who is that guy hanging around smoking outside? Whats weird is I've been doing this for years. I should confident and in charge of my emotions. I'm losing it. I'm not the monger I used to be. I'm not trying new places but relying on the same old AMPs out of town, even if I don't like them. I'm using expensive UTR providers. While the service is good, its costly. I'm skipping the rub and tugs and visiting nice, legit providers, because they don't make me nervous. Maybe I need some counseling so I can get my mojo back.

Hey guys,

I just finished a 30 minute session with Harley:

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/busty-hot-brunette-for-sensual-relaxation-session-relax-and-melt-your-stress-away-36/8543368[/url]

I had a hard time connecting with her due to scheduling conflicts, but finally I was able to make an appt with her this morning. She works Monday thru Friday only. She is very careful and won't send her address in West Bend until an hour before the appt. She has a very nice incall that is safe. When she opened the door I was very impressed. She is very cute and had just gotten out of the shower. We went into her room and I had to sign a release form, and gave her the $. Kinda weird but no worries. She asked if I wanted the massage with her in lingerie or nude. Nude of course! She got naked and has a nice body. I stripped and got on her massage table. I hate trying to get an actual massage on a bed, I like the table. She gave a very good massage. Minor teasing of the boys, but a lot of upper thigh rubbing. On the flip she said I could touch her arms, back, legs and ass only. She has a very firm ass. She doesn't rub her body against you at all. She finished me off with a very different technique as previously reviewed, but I definitely liked it. She cleaned me up with some wet wipes and gave me a hug before I left, and even offered me a bottle of water. Then she sent me a text after I left to ask if I enjoyed myself (very nice touch). My only critisism is that she started the HE very late into the session and told me when she started we only have a few minutes left in the session and then again with 1 minute to go (that's a lot of gdamn pressure to finish, LOL).

Overall I was very impressed with her organization and professionalism. She lays out the rules well so you know what you are getting before you get there. I have a feeling she will loosen up on the touching a bit next time but I don't think anything else is on the menu. I will definitely repeat. PM me with any questions.

Later

I'm definitely going to try Harley in the next week or so. I agree about the HE. I don't want it at the very end. Eastern, while not great overall, was good in that regard. She finished the HE with about 20 minutes left and then resumed the massage. Loved that.