Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SilverDawg;2011318]Stopped by the Foot shop the other day and they looked like they were moving next door. The girl who greeted was a 2 at best and just for comparison I would give Sunni at Oriental a 4.

I asked for Fiona at Foot and she said no longer there. I was getting somewhere with Fiona and the other girl can't think of name. Has LEO pretty much ended it for us guys who just want a nice massage from an attractive lady and a little rub / tug at the end just to relieve that last bit of builtup stress.

What are we to do? Do any of the other places offer any hope? Inbox me or post above this if you know of any other options. I am not interested in any of the escorts who post under body rubs on BP and really just want to get you on the bed, touch you 5 minutes, and then ride or blow and go. Just date the thumb and 4 sisters before taking a chance on the escorts.[/QUOTE]You can still "self serve" at Panda.

The "H" Massage place on 280 is run by a tall Asian woman who if tipped right will do HE but it's very mechanical, the massage was decent.

Her name is Mary. She used to tug me back in the day at a previous location.

Is the Mary you speak of the girl with a droopy looking face, kinda retarded looking? I was in Foot Saturday night. Needed a cheap rubdown and decided to go in while in the area. They have expanded next door with a shitload of rooms now. The droopy faced woman said they didn't have enough of rooms before and people didn't like getting a massage in that open area inside the door. They now have at least 10-15 rooms at the newer part, plus what they had before. Where you used to enter the door to the area where the massage rooms and showers were, they now have closed that off, and you now enter through the new building and then go back and there's a door about halfway down the old hall. They must be doing some good business to expand that big. Anyway I got a amazonian looking broad that in the mouth looked like Michael Strahan. Massage was excellent. She new what she was doing. I didn't even attempt any extras, because truthfully she's not the least bit attractive. Sounds like silverdawg and myself might of had the same gal.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2011543]You can still "self serve" at Panda.

The "H" Massage place on 280 is run by a tall Asian woman who if tipped right will do HE but it's very mechanical, the massage was decent.

Her name is Mary. She used to tug me back in the day at a previous location.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2011869]Is the Mary you speak of the girl with a droopy looking face, kinda retarded looking? I was in Foot Saturday night. Needed a cheap rubdown and decided to go in while in the area. They have expanded next door with a shitload of rooms now. The droopy faced woman said they didn't have enough of rooms before and people didn't like getting a massage in that open area inside the door. They now have at least 10-15 rooms at the newer part, plus what they had before. Where you used to enter the door to the area where the massage rooms and showers were, they now have closed that off, and you now enter through the new building and then go back and there's a door about halfway down the old hall. They must be doing some good business to expand that big. Anyway I got a amazonian looking broad that in the mouth looked like Michael Strahan. Massage was excellent. She new what she was doing. I didn't even attempt any extras, because truthfully she's not the least bit attractive. Sounds like silverdawg and myself might of had the same gal.[/QUOTE]Mary may work in there from time to time but she also works the new one on 280. She used to work at Houliang and I believe the same guy who owns it owns Foot in Hoover and H on 280. Mary is tall of an Asian woman and not all that attractive.

So with all this talk about these other places and how things appear to be drying up what about VIP? I am making a trip to Bham in a few weeks and wanted to stop by is it still worth the trouble of going a few miles out of the way?

How tall is tall. This girl I'm talking about is 5'8- 5'9. Everytime I've seen her in there she has her hair in a ponytail. When I went in H after it first opened to check out the prices, she was in there also.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;2012162]Mary may work in there from time to time but she also works the new one on 280. She used to work at Houliang and I believe the same guy who owns it owns Foot in Hoover and H on 280. Mary is tall of an Asian woman and not all that attractive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TideLover;2011512]Not many choices anymore. If you got a tug from Fiona, you got more than the rest. She had always been sensual but never a completion. Heard Alabaster still has hope, but I haven't been there in a long time. Wish there were more choices but it's pretty dry.[/QUOTE]I stopped in the Alabaster AMP a couple of times in the last few months on my way thru Bham and got the same younger, smaller girl. Not bad looking, half ass massage and nothing extra at all. Not even a hint. Did kinda hint at self serve but not my thing.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2012505]How tall is tall. This girl I'm talking about is 5'8- 5'9. Everytime I've seen her in there she has her hair in a ponytail. When I went in H after it first opened to check out the prices, she was in there also.[/QUOTE]Yes that is her. When I called the number for H she answered. I know her voice well.

I am currently at the bank next to VIP and lets just say lots of people, news trucks, swat team...you figure it out.

Well damn!

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[QUOTE=Bamaboy24;2013024]I am currently at the bank next to VIP and lets just say lots of people, news trucks, swat team...you figure it out.[/QUOTE]I saw that myself. I had no idea that place was even there. Thought at first someone robbed the check cashing place, LOL.

They make it to be like Pesci and Deniro were in there. This is just another example of the PD making a big show of something that anyone with half a brain knows goes on there. As I said before in another post, if they don't want these kinds of places around, don't give them a license. These places for the last 25 years have been open and then shut down. And then they open again and get shut down again. Or another one pops up somewhere else. And it's not like when they open back up, they get shut down pronto. It will be months, maybe a year before they have a big production of shutting them down again. You can read between the lines of why somthing like that happened today. It's just a way to make the ignorant general public think the PD is on the ball. "Protect and serve." Meanwhile I bet that more than one officer has been in there to get serviced while dishing out a little blackmail. It's such horseshit. First 48 stayed down here 2 years and how many spa's were on there? Not a one. First 48 could set up shop here permanently and never would have a single incident at an AMP.

[QUOTE=Deepdyver;2013077]Well damn!

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[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2013291]They make it to be like Pesci and Deniro were in there. This is just another example of the PD making a big show of something that anyone with half a brain knows goes on there. As I said before in another post, if they don't want these kinds of places around, don't give them a license. These places for the last 25 years have been open and then shut down. And then they open again and get shut down again. Or another one pops up somewhere else. And it's not like when they open back up, they get shut down pronto. It will be months, maybe a year before they have a big production of shutting them down again. You can read between the lines of why somthing like that happened today. It's just a way to make the ignorant general public think the PD is on the ball. "Protect and serve." Meanwhile I bet that more than one officer has been in there to get serviced while dishing out a little blackmail. It's such horseshit. First 48 stayed down here 2 years and how many spa's were on there? Not a one. First 48 could set up shop here permanently and never would have a single incident at an AMP.[/QUOTE]I'm on this board so yea I think prostitution should be legal, but human trafficking on the other hand is deplorable.

[quote=drsmooth1;2013616]i'm on this board so yea i think prostitution should be legal, but human trafficking on the other hand is deplorable.[/quote]i would agree with you, but i have serious doubts about the police being truthful about human trafficking being a real issue. its more likely some bs they use to make it look like they are doing something. i have been to several amps and have never run into a girl that i thought was there against her will or brainwashed into it.

now if these guys were getting dressed up in their gear and taking out some real criminals i would be the first to applaud, but this is nothing more than grand standing. the least they could do is find some guy pimping some **** girls if they are serious about getting to human trafficking, but that would require more work than dressing up and hitting a static address. the only thing missing was a drone strike on the mamasan.

the real issue here is these amp's are getting money the government thinks it should have.

so much money run through these places. usually you see in these bust that they seized several thousands. guess that's how they get "taxes due". hell make it legal and tax it.

[quote=highwayman;2013625]i would agree with you, but i have serious doubts about the police being truthful about human trafficking being a real issue. its more likely some bs they use to make it look like they are doing something. i have been to several amps and have never run into a girl that i thought was there against her will or brainwashed into it.

now if these guys were getting dressed up in their gear and taking out some real criminals i would be the first to applaud, but this is nothing more than grand standing. the least they could do is find some guy pimping some **** girls if they are serious about getting to human trafficking, but that would require more work than dressing up and hitting a static address. the only thing missing was a drone strike on the mamasan.

the real issue here is these amp's are getting money the government thinks it should have.[/quote]

What the fuck did they think was going on in there? They were all geared up like Tony Montana was on the other side. Swat? I mean give me a break. They could've had just two officers in sweat pants go in there and they could've accomplished the same thing. It won't be long before it's back open again, or another opens up somewhere else. I'm sure there has been a Birmingham, Hoover, or Alabaster asshole LEO that has tried to get Foot and these other places to bite and do something illegal. That's always the downside to a site like this is that sometimes you give away info you that the wrong person can read, and then it blows it for everyone. And then the next thing you know Hoover PD is on the news saying that Foot Accupressure propositioned him for oral sex.