Massage Parlor Reports

I'm in town for a few days, and thought I would check out what Scottsdale has to offer in terms of AMPs. I'm fairly new to this particular hobby, but this forum has been a great resource for me-- hopefully I can return the favor.

I stopped by the spa without making an appointment Sunday night, and boy were they busy. Still, though, I only had to wait 15 minutes or so, and I was able to relax in comfort on a massage table while I waited.

I got a massage by Angel-- because they were so busy I did a 30 minute massage, and paid the requisite $40 to the house. I got an about average massage from "Angel," who was very pretty and had a lovely petite body-- probably in her early 20's, but it's hard to tell. She was wearing a surprisingly formal looking red dress, but one that would be easy to remove.

She asked if I had been there before (I was honest and said I hadn't been there, that it was a new place for me. I know, not the right answer but I'm an overly honest kind of guy.) She asked if I had had a massage "from an Asian girl" and I said i had.

After the flip, she asked if I wanted anything else... after a bit of back and fourth and innuendo, we had done the secret handshake sufficiently to satisfy her that I wasn't LE. We agreed on 1.0 for a CBJ-- I know that's high, but I was nervous and not much in the mood for bargaining. It was fantastic-- it's difficult to do a good job through a condom, but Angel had serious skills-- she was able to completely deep throat and keep the entirety of my covered cock down her throat and contract her throat muscles for what seemed like minutes at a time (though I'm sure it was really more like 30 seconds at a time.) Seriously, very nice. All the while I was enjoying touching her soft skin and getting a good feel for all of her beautiful body.

Though with poor negotiation I know I overpaid, it was worth it-- she really did manage to provide phenomenal service despite the handicap of a piece of latex between us.

Personality was a bit lacking-- may be the language barrier, but even so it's obvious she doesn't enjoy her work. None the less, very positive experience, and one I did in fact repeat the next day-- though this time I negotiated a bit and only paid $75. :)

Stay tuned for a report from Busy Bodies in Scottsdale.

"I gotta know, what was the "seemingly legit" place?"

I believe it was called Imperial Spa, though it's not the same one currently advertised in New Times. It was on Chandler.

By seemingly legit, I mean that it had the open glass storefront, all the wall charts for reflexology, etc. Don't get me wrong, after I talked about it here, another member said he'd been there as well. But it did seem to take some convincing to get the deed done. And it when she came through, it was one of the best hand jobs I've ever gotten.

Most women treat a guy like a milk cow. They don't exactly approach the task artistically. This woman was the exception. Nice, slim body, too.

I went to Busy Bodies tonight to relax a bit. I was met by Jenny- there was no indication there was anyone else there (employee or customer.)

The place is fairly nice- well furnished, and very professional and clean. Jenny was friendly and accommodating. I think I paid $70 for an hour.

Unlike my recent experience at Body Comfort on Shea, the massage was absolutely top-notch. I regularly go to really expensive, world-class spas for massages, and Jenny would have been perfectly at home at any of them- excellent technique, kept the oil heated to a few degrees above body temp, and did a wonderful job of relaxing every muscle in my body. I almost fell assleep, which is high praise, as I was really stressed out. She was so good in fact that I was really worried that there would be no extras to be had. Fortunately my fear was misplaced.

Several options were on the table at varying price points. I was so enamored with her massage skills that I decided to splurge and spent $200 for the royal treatment. Jenny is probably in her mid to late 20s and pretty, with large (but not comically large) fake breasts and a trim, athletic figure and a bit of a six-pack. She has jet-black hair and a few nice, artistic tatts and a few tasteful piercings. We had a great time together- I won't go into specifics, but I left very, VERY happy and we went way over on time. There was no rushing at all, and she even went and grabbed a glass of water for me as we chatted after. I let her know how impressed I was at her massage skills, and she seemed to enjoy the recognition.

Would definitely repeat. Kind of wish I wasn't heading home soon- Jenny was like a narcotic to which I could easily become addicted.

Just a quick report on my latest "sojourn" to Eastern Spa. I originally was going to check out Luxury spa across the street, but the girl who answered the phone seemed a little too mousy. So, I headed back to Eastern.

Was met by Annie again. She was wearing little granny boots and looked quite attractive. I could see her "preening" in the mirror as I opened the door.

Bad news. The owner. I assume. Was doing repairs while my massage was progressing. It seems he is turning it into a half foot massage place. There was drills and building materials all over. Ofcourse, the repairs were going on in the cubicle right behind me. (where else)

No music. Nada. Just quiet mechanical massage. I have to say, the massage is friggin excellent. About 1/3 through I admit to myself that nothing was going to happen. Again. Just not the right atmosphere with her boyfriend/husband right in the wall behind us. Not even music to hide the sounds of a gringo molesting a "fresh of the boat China girl. "

Needless to say, she barely grazed the pecker. But. She did touch it slighty. This gives Ol Bubba hope for my next trip.

On the way out I saw the girl I had last time. Very nice and extremely cute. We all chatted out front. Saw some old monger staggering back to the cubicles at the same time. His eyes told me that he too knew that this attempt would be fruitless.

I will be back. I also challenge my monger friends to try this place and break through. Much like Normandy, a small breach in the beach head will let us all get "off the beach."

Good Luck!

[QUOTE=Bubba1979]Just a quick report on my latest "sojourn" to Eastern Spa. I originally was going to check out Luxury spa across the street, but the girl who answered the phone seemed a little too mousy. So, I headed back to Eastern.

Was met by Annie again. She was wearing little granny boots and looked quite attractive. I could see her "preening" in the mirror as I opened the door.

Bad news. The owner. I assume. Was doing repairs while my massage was progressing. It seems he is turning it into a half foot massage place. There was drills and building materials all over. Ofcourse, the repairs were going on in the cubicle right behind me. (where else)

No music. Nada. Just quiet mechanical massage. I have to say, the massage is friggin excellent. About 1/3 through I admit to myself that nothing was going to happen. Again. Just not the right atmosphere with her boyfriend/husband right in the wall behind us. Not even music to hide the sounds of a gringo molesting a "fresh of the boat China girl. "

Needless to say, she barely grazed the pecker. But. She did touch it slighty. This gives Ol Bubba hope for my next trip.

On the way out I saw the girl I had last time. Very nice and extremely cute. We all chatted out front. Saw some old monger staggering back to the cubicles at the same time. His eyes told me that he too knew that this attempt would be fruitless.

I will be back. I also challenge my monger friends to try this place and break through. Much like Normandy, a small breach in the beach head will let us all get "off the beach."

Good Luck![/QUOTE]

Best of luck on your quest here - but remember the definition of insanity, "doing the same thing repeatedly, expecting a different result" or something like that.

By the way, your PM box is full

AZP

Last Friday, I tried to stop by a place near 16th St., just south of Osborn. I had been, and reported on, there before. But, it was all locked up enough it was only 5:30 and the sign said 6, or maybe 7.

So, I remembered reading about Aztec and tried to find it but failed. (I've got an address now for next time so, I should be able to find it.)

So, I rushed back to Gentle Touch on Indian School and 36th St. Paid $30 for 30 minutes, gentle massage. The Latina's name was Mari. She was fairly attractive. Nice soft caresses. But, there is not much soundproofing in there. I heard another client in the lobby talking on his cell making dinner plans. He repeated his number several times and I was tempted to call it and tell him to quiet down.

After the flip, Mari started touching in the right place. She whispered $80 for topless. Everything was a go. After she finished, she cleaned me up and offered me a glass of water after I dressed.

The lack of privacy was a little off-putting so I don't know if I'll go back.

[I heard another client in the lobby talking on his cell making dinner plans. He repeated his number several times and I was tempted to call it and tell him to quiet down.

Now Thats funny!

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I reckon you should never go grocery shopping when you're particularly hungry, and you should never go for a massage when you're way tired and horny.

But I did. Back to a familiar place.

Apple the grump told me CeCe wasn't available, so I was turning my foot to leave when CeCe appeared at the counter, ready and willing to give a massage.

Same routine. Good massage for 30 minutes. Then she tried the sale. Only, I'd hate my finger inside her a little, you see, and she was pretty wet. So she dropped the price of full service from $160 to $100.

Naw, I said. I come too fast. She pleaded and I agreed to it for two pops, but I only had 60 on me, and if she could let me get the extra out of my car afterward, it'd be OK. I also required two pops at $100. She wasn't game.

So I got a hand release from her as she was buck naked. And she's a big girl. So I thought after that maybe I'd get a good foot massage, but instead she hopped up on the table, sat across from me and started jerking me off again and encouraged me to finger her.

Now I'm kind of bored with her.

It's been awhile. I could be accused of negligence if I did not provide the following, so I am here.

The AMP at 59th Avenue and Greenway always intrigued me, so I decided to give it a try. It has received lukewarm reviews on this board, so I will cast my vote in the form of a cold shower. It was a waste, of money that is.

Anfu has been reviewed many times on this board. In fact, I was the very first to give them a review. This time I got a name from my provider: Kelly. Sorry, this was a worse experience than the above. What part was worse? All of it. Yes, your mileage may vary and yes, she will not be there forever. In the meantime, I would avoid. I know I will be avoiding for a very, very long, long time as payback for an expensive unpleasant experience from the time I walked in the door. There is no value to be found.

The economy is tanking and these places are trying to bleed you right here and right now. The two best forms of advertisement are word of mouth, on forums like this, and repeat business. These two businesses deserve neither. Simply stated, there are too many alternatives in the Valley.

Your money should go further elsewhere.

Had a little time on my hands and set up to make up for my "unfullfilling" experience at Eastern Spa.

First stop Friday night at Luxury Spa on Ray. Heard this place had gone legit from a PM so thought I would give it a shot. Was met by two pretty asians and led to my room by "Jennifer. " I knew I was in trouble when she left the door open during my massageeee. Substandard. Pretty girl. She was wearing tight clothes with limited access possibilities. At least at Eastern they "graze" the appendage a time or two to make it interesting. All in all a lame experience leaving Ol Bubba wanting more. (Just as a side. She told me she has worked in Russia. China. Australia. Etc. We all know she was not doing legit massages in Moscow. So why the legit gig in Tempe?)

To be continued.

Saturday night, after my Luxury spa debacle I'm really loaded for Bear. Kept reading ads on Backpage for Latina's on 59th and San Miguel so I thought I would give it a shot. My Aztec experience bolstered my confidence. Mistake.

Found the place in a shoddy looking strip mall on 59th ave. Walked in and was greeted by a sleepy young latina. Her and her co worker shared a laugh about me in spanish but I was too far away to hear it. Anyway. She lead me to the room and left me alone. Rap music was blaring from a cheap boom box as I layed on the table. She quickly came in and started sloshing me with baby oil and some sort of hand cream. Man, did it stink. I was already trying to figure out a way to get it off me before I got home. I wouldn't use the shower at this joint. No way. Anyway, I ask her to change music and she couldn't find a station. So. Me and "Snoop dog" had to have a massage together. So, I paid. 6 for an hour right? 10 mins in she tells me to flip. Worst massage ever. Haggle time begins. She keeps demanding $. 5 for Blow and go. I keep saying no. We waste at least 5 mins. Finally she agrees to. 8 for handy fully dressed only. BUT. Then she demands that I get up and "fish" the money out of my pants before she does anything.

That did it. I fish out a twenty and say "Gracias por nada. " She leaves the room and I can hear commotion going on between her and mama san latina style. She seemed to be getting yelled at. I don't remember her name. She was about 25 or so. Maybe 5'2. Total damage. 6 for house and. 2 for bad massage girl. Never again.

To be continued.

Ok. So now I start heading home. Dejected and forlorn. Between legit asians and greedy Latina's old Bubba is heartbroken. For some reason I decide to jump off 101 at Baseline and check out some places. Reeking of baby oil and aloe vera I spy a place called Asian Acupressure just east of the 101 on Baseline. Thank goodness. A shimmering light of hope in a dark massage existence. I was greeted by a blonde asian girl who's name excapes me. She was very friendly and excited. She was wearing a short asian style roB. Very pretty. She was with some monger and told me she would be with me soon. Led me to the room and immediately grabbed my pecker and started laughing. Yea!

Long story short. 4 for half hour. 4 for my blonde friend for handy. She even backwalked. No BS at this place. Me likey. I think even AZperson could score at this joint.

Kudos to Acupressure on Baseline. Bubba go home now.

Finally made it to Aztec to see what all the fuss was about. I'm so glad I did. Great time! Nice, clean, comfortable place. I love how they show you all the available girls and allow you to choose. Opted for the 45 min session and got my $$$ worth! Quick 10 minute massage (don't really go there for that anyway) with the discreet under touching with my fingers, and then right down to business. Very sensual and sexy. Rubbed against me just like I like it. 1.5 for the total... Will definitely repeat.

Phreddie

I dreamed of a visit with Sophie at Malibu Massage. Hot body Latina, very nice enhanced bolt ons, with tight stomach and backside. Average rub at best, worked on the back and legs for 15 minutes. On the flip went over the options. Dreamed that she gave the nude massage with HE for 1. 20. If you like petite latina with tight body a good dream to have.