Massage Parlor Reports

Had to laugh about that, shorted you on a massage (or whatever they were doing), old lady, passing gas, loud passing gas. I'd have to say they already went beyond starting to sucking. No f'ng way. If its a normal massage you are after, many chiropractor places are offering and your insurance will cover it most times. If you are looking for more, good luck in this town. Find a good utr rub girl and cherish her. CL chick north of campus is ok, maybe a 4 out of 10 for the rub. Heard good things about Dez out west.

[QUOTE=NoIDidnt;2913233]They used to provide a really good deep massage and I've been a regular for that reason. I've not been interested in anything else there. Just a good massage but that is hard to get these days. Their service is becoming rushed and they are getting lazy. I decline the two girl every time. Last session they said they were done 35 min into my session. I pointed at the clock and made them do the rest of the hour. Also, the older lady passed gas twice. Really loud while massaging me. Nasty. Got to move on because they are starting to suck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ghana2016;2904379]I been there several times, unless you are a big drug dealer that is going to pay these subpar bitches a bunch of $$$ for anything passed a half ass massage your are wasting time and $$$ with this place. This girl will be out of there soon when her lease is up. She has not real business going on there.[/QUOTE]Went there today and am lighter in the wallet with nothing to show for it. So this place is a total ripoff. Oh well live and learn.

[QUOTE=Buckeye81;2914598]Went there today and am lighter in the wallet with nothing to show for it. So this place is a total ripoff. Oh well live and learn.[/QUOTE]On top of that this place operates out of a strip center that looks like it could be condemned. Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=Homebrewerguy;2915984]On top of that this place operates out of a strip center that looks like it could be condemned. Thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]I heard from one of their previous providers that the person running it was shorting her on her money so she left. I'm sure it will not take long for others to follow if this is true.

Any utr who does a good massage and BJ? PM if you want.

I will be in Grove City for business Tuesday. I am looking for a full service UTR massage. Any info or would be appreciated. Prefer spinners or at least average size and smaller. Not into big women.

Anyone been??

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body2-body-mutual-touch-body-nude-rub-sensual-swedish-nuru-prostate-38ggg-mature-real-pic-100-h/29076066[/URL]

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;2916587]Anyone been??

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body2-body-mutual-touch-body-nude-rub-sensual-swedish-nuru-prostate-38ggg-mature-real-pic-100-h/29076066[/URL][/QUOTE]She was really bitchie on the call and acted like she couldn't be bothered. I passed. Unfortunate. Because her ad read like she was going to be fun. I would be interested in seeing other folks' reaction to her.

[QUOTE=LineBackerII;2916721]She was really bitchie on the call and acted like she couldn't be bothered. I passed. Unfortunate. Because her ad read like she was going to be fun. I would be interested in seeing other folks' reaction to her.[/QUOTE]With a rack. Like that got to be worth a chance.

[QUOTE=TruckenFool;2917231]With a rack. Like that got to be worth a chance.[/QUOTE]Dudes. Google image pics before you TOFTT. I did and all pics are fakes. Other ads. Come on man!

Hey all,

I manned up and decided to check out Hongs. I paid $60.00 for a really nice massage and felt great when leaving. These girls don't speak English well, but it was probably one of the better massages I have gotten. They asked if I wanted to pay for two girls to massage and I refused, but got the second one free of charge anyways. My recommendation is to pay for the basic massage and avoid any other options that they try to give. It seems like they ask, but are willing to accommodate you anyways. The shower massage was short and I didn't enjoy it as much as the regular massage either. Hope this helps!

Stopped into Hong and got a 30 minute massage. Normally I go for the 60 minute one but I know they will have you out in a matter of minutes regardless. Anyways, guy was sitting on the couch as always, he was friendly enough and I think is the husband of one of the ladies there. I go in, undress and one women comes in and starts a massage. I did not find it very good, it was sorta painful and she just used her forearm. She was burping quite a bit and had a bit of bad breath but she did what she needed to do. About 20 minutes in the second lady comes in and runs her hand up my butt crack down to my balls and ask me if I like. Then the flip and they started playing with my nipples and then one tried to get me to DIY but I direct her hand onto it and try to get her to, she refuses unless my hand is on hers, if I move my hand she stopped it. I ended up finishing the deed myself because it was not working. They cleaned me up and I got dressed. They asked for a tip and I just could not see a reason to do so and declined. I paid $40 for the HH and was there the full time.

Nikki.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nikki-new-photosgreat-reviews-new-services-specials-till-saturday/28805190[/URL]

Was out and about and texted Nikki to see if she was available and what her donation was. I had seen her a couple years ago and thought what the heck. She was available and so I made my way to her home. Upon arrival, she looked rougher than I remember but her pics are accurate. She asked me if I needed to use the restroom and then we met in the bedroom where she had me disrobe. She used extra virgin olive oil and rubbed my back. She got up and used the restroom and checked her phone a couple of times and then came the flip. On the flip she removed her dress and showed off her tan line free body. She allowed touching of the tits and kitty but said it was that time of month so no going inside, interesting since I did accidentally slip in and there was no surprises in any way shape or form. She took baby wipes and cleaned up the precum on my Johnson and then asked me if I wanted a BJ or HJ and I told her we can start with the BJ and see where it goes. She starts with a fairly decent BBBJ, got me up and interested but I just could not finish so I had her finish me by hand. She got me a towel and cleaned me up and I was dressed and out the door.

Damage was $80 for HH and I think I got 20-25 minutes. I think her next appointment was showing up as I was leaving since another car pulled in and the guy gave me a strong look. The I am on the fence if I will repeat. Interesting was that around 11 pm I get a text from her telling me she is available if I wanted to come over. I reply back that I had already been there but if she was offering a free FS session I was on my way, no reply.

I have one better. The older woman left in the middle of the massage after belching and proceeded to vomit 3 times. I could here her loud and clear. I left feeling sure that I had contracted the Asian Flu or something worse.

[QUOTE=Bowtie;2913743]Had to laugh about that, shorted you on a massage (or whatever they were doing), old lady, passing gas, loud passing gas. I'd have to say they already went beyond starting to sucking. No f'ng way. If its a normal massage you are after, many chiropractor places are offering and your insurance will cover it most times. If you are looking for more, good luck in this town. Find a good utr rub girl and cherish her. CL chick north of campus is ok, maybe a 4 out of 10 for the rub. Heard good things about Dez out west.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bigben99;2921068]I have one better. The older woman left in the middle of the massage after belching and proceeded to vomit 3 times. I could here her loud and clear. I left feeling sure that I had contracted the Asian Flu or something worse.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear the experience was so poor. I didn't have any problems when I was there, except for the lack of English from them.

[QUOTE=OhioGuy5635;2921150]Sorry to hear the experience was so poor. I didn't have any problems when I was there, except for the lack of English from them.[/QUOTE]Maybe she ate some bad "Cream of sum yung guy".