Strip Club Reports

I am addicted to my old habits. First stop Jewel Box. 7 girls, some talent, but next to no conversation. 1/2 of one beer. I know it's a sin to waste. Circus: a few regulars, one of my favorites from a few months ago "Seven" appears to be sober, the right conversation and numbers. But I roam. Red Room pretty much a waste of time. 1/2 of another beer. Flamingo seemed to be a waste when "Laila" (thin, very muscular, close to an 8) talked the interesting conversation. We worked out the details when I spotted "Heather". A favorite from 6-8 weeks ago. Couldn't pass her by, so I changed gears, and forgot about "Laila" To the back, and an excellent, satisfying time.

Plaza (fire) property has a For Sale by Owner sign, with the notation "will build to suit tenant." That's interesting.

Paul

[Plaza (fire) property has a For Sale by Owner sign, with the notation "will build to suit tenant." That's interesting.

Paul[/QUOTE]Paul,

The rumour has it city wants the owner to pay to have the building torn down. If the city condems the building then they have to pay for the demo expenses The sale sign is just a loop hole. I called and requested the purchase price of the building I never did get a response.

I don't know what the hell you are talking about. I just spend 4 hours and $$$$+ at 5 joints on the block and they all sucked bad. I hit Circus, Flamingo, Pussy Cat, Red Room and one other crap hole.

First of all the girls, the bartenders, barkers, et. Al. Were always trying to leverage you for money. There was no single place that I found that you could go and just relax for a second and survey the talent. It was always: "do you want company?","do you want to buy the lady a drink?","can you tip me for my stage dance?","can you tip me for telling you the prices?"; all sell, sell sell. Totally sucked. I ever had one disgusting saddle bagged, busted ass-grill ho come up and ask me for a tip for her stage dance. When I told her,"hey wait you haven't even danced". She said,"can't blame a girl for trying". We laughed and then she asked "can I get a tip for trying"? WTF?

Secondly, I didn't see one girl that was a 8-10. In fact, I only saw 2 that were 7's. Most were the fattest, most disgusting women I have ever had the misfortune of seeing in a bikini. It was digusting. I love a good scanky ho from time to time but for god's sake take a bath. Wash your hair. Don't have a diet that only consists of chili cheese fries and remaining formula / similac that you baby didn't eat.

I will say that as a 'red light' district, it is cool. The idea that the police let this shit slide is very very amazing and I wish there could be more places like this in more cities. However, it's not a binary options. The choice isn't 'would you rather fuck 2 perfect 10's or 10 busted 2's. A nice 5, 6 or 7 is also a good thing to have on hand.

I don't mean to offend the author of this post by disagreeing with him, but I feel that he may have been lulled into thinking it's a great amenity due to it's proximity to his life rather than a real utopia.

IMHO, the best strip club on the East Coast is the Playhouse outside of Philly in NJ (near Burlington). Great women. 7-9, completely cheap and BYOB. However, the best in the US is the St. James in Houston. I'd put the bottom 25 girls at 'the jimmy' against all the girls on 'the bloq'. Not to mention the St. James will often have 75+ women on any given night. 90% of which offer full options, digits and more. Whats better you can chill and not get 'sold'.

I have tried LA, Santa Barbara, San Diego, SOMA, Atlanta, OK, NYC, Florida, Texas, Arizona, Portland, Toronto, Tijuana, Mexico City, Brazil, Argentina, Costa Rica, Thailand, Cuba and New Orleans and the bottom line is that the chicks on the block are busted.

Oh and the other thing that sucks about the block is all the dealers, pimps and drug-ho's who make you concerned about your safety as you walk to and from your car. Not good.

[QUOTE=Spiderman888; 1199132]Having been to a lot of strip clubs all over the USA, I can say the block has no equal! There are guys that prefer the big clubs with beautiful silicone breasts and the expensive prices to have fun with the girls. The block offers the most fun for your buck, period. Where else can you get personal with a girl just seconds after sitting down? Tijuana is probably the only place more fun than the block, but nowadays, you might get shot down there. Really, I have been to Houston (strip capital of the world) , Atlanta (Gold Club, beautiful girls, fully nude, no additional fun) , Denver (Shot Gun Willy's, no additional fun) , all Boston area clubs (they all suck, no additional fun) , DC (Goodguys, nice girls, nice lit up full nudity, but no additional fun) , West Virginia (same as DC) , Scottsdale (Pricey) , Tucson (nasty girls and no additional fun) , Oklahoma City & Tulsa (crazy girls but still no additional fun, Jacksonville (hot girls, no additional fun) , Miami (hot girls, no additional fun, Panama City, FL (all 2 clubs suck) , Orlando, Sarasota, Tampa (Mons Venus is the only exception before it was closed, the hottest Florida girls, for. 2 you could feel right a home on a totally nude girl for the length of one song, but still no taking out) , Chicago (nada, zero) , Milwaukee (not even funny) , Green Bay (one or two clubs, they suck) , Anchorage and Fairbanks (no fun. Whoever came up with this no additional fun rules? I can keep going on all the cities of this great country of ours, but. (no additional fun!).

Really, the block in Baltimore has something that no other city in the USA has to offer. I am a person who traveled every weekend to a different city and always came back on a Sunday night to the Washington / Baltimore area where I live. Right before going home, If I did not land to late, I would go straight to the block. Yes, the girls are not the best looking, but. Where else can you feel like the best looking guy, the king of the world, have two, three girls. All on a working man's budget.

By the way, if you want to make me Honorary Mayor of the Block, I will take on the challenge and give it my best. We are lucky to have this place right in our backyard and I hope it never gets shut down.

Note: *St. James in Houston is the only club that compares to the block clubs, but it is only one club; not 10+ clubs that we have here.[/QUOTE]

What you seemed to miss, are all of your negatives, are what makes The Block. If we want glitz and glamor we have Hustler and Scores, and to a point Fantasy's. Walking the streets of Baltimore is no more daunting than walking the Boardwalk in Atlantic City. The Block is a seedy strip of bump and grind houses where men go to indulge their basest fantasy. We enjoy edgy, and we are used to the upsell from the providers. I don't think you would last a minute in a fast paced arena such as Phila. Or New York, if you couldn't hang in Balt. The girls may not be 10's on your scale, but we have different thoughts on that. We are a city caught up in urban downturn, but as long as we keep our heads, the city will allow the Block to flourish.

What were you expecting from a city whose favorite food is a hardshelled bottom feeding crustacaen that you have to steam in beer and vinegar, with salt and spices. Read our forum and find out where the hidden gems are, or, continue to be the odious person you appear to be.

Playhouse in NJ, GGR in NJ, Brad's in IN, Cannonball in Toronto. Block doesn't come close in dancer quality. It's outright poor and constant and annoying sell, sell, sell.

[QUOTE=Trash Talking; 1264888]I don't know what the hell you are talking about. I just spend 4 hours and $$$$+ at 5 joints on the block and they all sucked bad. I hit Circus, Flamingo, Pussy Cat, Red Room and one other crap hole.

First of all the girls, the bartenders, barkers, et. Al. Were always trying to leverage you for money. There was no single place that I found that you could go and just relax for a second and survey the talent. It was always: "do you want company?","do you want to buy the lady a drink?","can you tip me for my stage dance?","can you tip me for telling you the prices?"; all sell, sell sell. Totally sucked. I ever had one disgusting saddle bagged, busted ass-grill ho come up and ask me for a tip for her stage dance. When I told her,"hey wait you haven't even danced". She said,"can't blame a girl for trying". We laughed and then she asked "can I get a tip for trying"? WTF?

Secondly, I didn't see one girl that was a 8-10. In fact, I only saw 2 that were 7's. Most were the fattest, most disgusting women I have ever had the misfortune of seeing in a bikini. It was digusting. I love a good scanky ho from time to time but for god's sake take a bath. Wash your hair. Don't have a diet that only consists of chili cheese fries and remaining formula / similac that you baby didn't eat.

I will say that as a 'red light' district, it is cool. The idea that the police let this shit slide is very very amazing and I wish there could be more places like this in more cities. However, it's not a binary options. The choice isn't 'would you rather fuck 2 perfect 10's or 10 busted 2's. A nice 5, 6 or 7 is also a good thing to have on hand.

I don't mean to offend the author of this post by disagreeing with him, but I feel that he may have been lulled into thinking it's a great amenity due to it's proximity to his life rather than a real utopia.

IMHO, the best strip club on the East Coast is the Playhouse outside of Philly in NJ (near Burlington). Great women. 7-9, completely cheap and BYOB. However, the best in the US is the St. James in Houston. I'd put the bottom 25 girls at 'the jimmy' against all the girls on 'the bloq'. Not to mention the St. James will often have 75+ women on any given night. 90% of which offer full options, digits and more. Whats better you can chill and not get 'sold'.

I have tried LA, Santa Barbara, San Diego, SOMA, Atlanta, OK, NYC, Florida, Texas, Arizona, Portland, Toronto, Tijuana, Mexico City, Brazil, Argentina, Costa Rica, Thailand, Cuba and New Orleans and the bottom line is that the chicks on the block are busted.

Oh and the other thing that sucks about the block is all the dealers, pimps and drug-ho's who make you concerned about your safety as you walk to and from your car. Not good.[/QUOTE]

I stopped in at the Gold Club on Friday night because one of my favorites was working and I knew I needed to get out for a night before spending the rest of the weekend at home. Got there just after 8 and slow doesn't begin to describe it. Few girls and even fewer guys. Since I knew who I was looking for that wasn't really such a big deal."Wednesday" is a very cute punk rock girl with several piercings, black hair with currently blue highlights, and milky white skin. She's no spinner, but proportioned nicely with an awesome ass and hips built for hanging on to. Extras have never been on the menu in my experience at the Gold Club, but she's definitely my go-to girl when I have an hour or two to kill on a Friday or Saturday night and just want a few drinks, a few dances, and a great conversation. I don't think she usually works through the week, though. Highly recommended if you like that goth look and put a premium on a girl with conversational skills.

I left Gold Club around 10 and had planned on going to the block to see if there was anyone worth getting into, but unfortunately my stomach had other ideas. Since I didn't like the odds of finding a clean bathroom in a safe location in East Baltimore, I opted to make a bee- line home and live to monger another day. Chalk it up to a missed opportunity.

[QUOTE=Jdx1978; 1265888]I stopped in at the Gold Club on Friday night because one of my favorites was working and I knew I needed to get out for a night before spending the rest of the weekend at home. Got there just after 8 and slow doesn't begin to describe it. Few girls and even fewer guys. Since I knew who I was looking for that wasn't really such a big deal."Wednesday" is a very cute punk rock girl with several piercings, black hair with currently blue highlights, and milky white skin. She's no spinner, but proportioned nicely with an awesome ass and hips built for hanging on to. Extras have never been on the menu in my experience at the Gold Club, but she's definitely my go-to girl when I have an hour or two to kill on a Friday or Saturday night and just want a few drinks, a few dances, and a great conversation. I don't think she usually works through the week, though. Highly recommended if you like that goth look and put a premium on a girl with conversational skills.

I left Gold Club around 10 and had planned on going to the block to see if there was anyone worth getting into, but unfortunately my stomach had other ideas. Since I didn't like the odds of finding a clean bathroom in a safe location in East Baltimore, I opted to make a bee- line home and live to monger another day. Chalk it up to a missed opportunity.[/QUOTE]That's so crazy. The economy must really be worst off than it was 2 years ago. Because even 1 year ago GCC was so crazy busy on a Friday.

I don't know if any of you venture over to the side of town, but in case you do, I wanted to give you the heads up that Irene knocked the clubs power out and they don't expect it back any sooner than Friday.

Jim

This has been covered many times. First of all, people like me don't go to the Block to "relax". We go to have a good time. I wouldn't call the clubs "strip clubs". In the words of some comedian: "what you see is what you get". I always have a good time. Of course, it's all about money. Did you think it was about "fellowship". Of course, there are no 8's and above on the block. If they were 8's and above they would be working elsewhere.

If you want to drive for 8's and above, visit "Good Guys" in DC, but don't expect ANY extras. I drive from Va to Balt because "what you see is what you get", and that's what I (and other mongers like me) want.

[QUOTE=Trash Talking; 1264888]I don't know what the hell you are talking about. I just spend 4 hours and $$$$+ at 5 joints on the block and they all sucked bad. I hit Circus, Flamingo, Pussy Cat, Red Room and one other crap hole.

First of all the girls, the bartenders, barkers, et. Al. Were always trying to leverage you for money. There was no single place that I found that you could go and just relax for a second and survey the talent. It was always: "do you want company?","do you want to buy the lady a drink?","can you tip me for my stage dance?","can you tip me for telling you the prices?"; all sell, sell sell. Totally sucked. I ever had one disgusting saddle bagged, busted ass-grill ho come up and ask me for a tip for her stage dance. When I told her,"hey wait you haven't even danced". She said,"can't blame a girl for trying". We laughed and then she asked "can I get a tip for trying"? WTF?

Secondly, I didn't see one girl that was a 8-10. In fact, I only saw 2 that were 7's. Most were the fattest, most disgusting women I have ever had the misfortune of seeing in a bikini. It was digusting. I love a good scanky ho from time to time but for god's sake take a bath. Wash your hair. Don't have a diet that only consists of chili cheese fries and remaining formula / similac that you baby didn't eat.

I will say that as a 'red light' district, it is cool. The idea that the police let this shit slide is very very amazing and I wish there could be more places like this in more cities. However, it's not a binary options. The choice isn't 'would you rather fuck 2 perfect 10's or 10 busted 2's. A nice 5, 6 or 7 is also a good thing to have on hand.

I don't mean to offend the author of this post by disagreeing with him, but I feel that he may have been lulled into thinking it's a great amenity due to it's proximity to his life rather than a real utopia.

IMHO, the best strip club on the East Coast is the Playhouse outside of Philly in NJ (near Burlington). Great women. 7-9, completely cheap and BYOB. However, the best in the US is the St. James in Houston. I'd put the bottom 25 girls at 'the jimmy' against all the girls on 'the bloq'. Not to mention the St. James will often have 75+ women on any given night. 90% of which offer full options, digits and more. Whats better you can chill and not get 'sold'.

I have tried LA, Santa Barbara, San Diego, SOMA, Atlanta, OK, NYC, Florida, Texas, Arizona, Portland, Toronto, Tijuana, Mexico City, Brazil, Argentina, Costa Rica, Thailand, Cuba and New Orleans and the bottom line is that the chicks on the block are busted.

Oh and the other thing that sucks about the block is all the dealers, pimps and drug-ho's who make you concerned about your safety as you walk to and from your car. Not good.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have info on a cute little red head that dissapered from chey joeyz? Savanah= slim, very sweet. I think, nicoles daughter?

Was in Baltimore on an afternoon earlier this week to meet up with friends later that night. I'm DC / Rockville based, so don't get over to Charm City often, and like to enjoy when I do. Looked like the north side of the block (opposite Hustler) was pretty well dead. I haven't been in a few months, so not sure if it was hurricane related, places still not open from the fire, or just opening later.

Figured I'd start at the far end for once and popped into Circus. Used the can and came back out and let my eyes adjust. A dancer who should've quit years ago (she's been there 18 years) held a seat for me and offered to have some fun. In that I just can't see having fun with someone my mom's age that didn't have MILF appeal, I passed. The whole place looked pretty much like that, save for the strung out blond and a rather cute black girl on stage whose attention I didn't want to stick around long enough for with the swarm of hags coming at me. Drank fast and got out.

There looked to be some sort of fight starting out front of Harem (probably something minor, but didn't want to find out) so I went around the block and figured I'd pop up the next side street to get further down the road. Oddly enough, this is how I discovered that there's a bar I'd never seen before because I never leave Baltimore Ave. Norma Jeans. A bit later, a similar situation led me to discover Diving Horse. Didn't go there as I was on my way back to the parking garage to head out to my event and was near broke anyway. May check back there later.

At any rate, how did I never find Norma Jeans before? I read this board, but somehow just missed it being on the block. Damn happy I popped in there. Probably some of the finest looking women I've seen on the block (all black girls, ranging from spinner to thick and plenty. Pretty much all between 6-9 aka Block 10's) and almost looks like a legit club. It was dead because, well, it was like 4 PM on a weekday. Grabbed a spot at the bar to check things out, handed out a couple tips, and then was approached by the girl I hoped would hit me up. Up walks a sexy young sister with a damn near perfect body. We chatted for a bit at the bar, and eventually the subject of a lap dance came up. We paid the bartender and headed to the semi-private lap area. Not sure what it's like here when the place is packed, but it was quite nice when dead. Had a great session (better than expected and cheaper than expect. Pm me for details) with her and then headed back to the bar. We hung out at the bar while I bought her a drink this time (bartender didn't ask before despite her talking to me for a while). Only $20 still unlike a lot of other block places. She sipped very slowly and we had some fun for a while. It was a little weird being interrupted for the tip parade, but I didn't mind at the time. If I had more time / money, I'd have probably taken her to the back again. Got some digits and next time I'm in the area, I'll definitely be back.

Seriously, get out to the block if you have the funds. It looks like between the recession, the hurricane, and who knows what else, more fun than ever can be had if you play your cards right. Just make sure to avoid the Circus of Horrors unless I just got a really bad day.

Circus, like all the clubs, runs hot and cold. I've had some of my best bar experiences there, and some of the worst.

[QUOTE=Triple E; 1268543]Was in Baltimore on an afternoon earlier this week to meet up with friends later that night. I'm DC / Rockville based, so don't get over to Charm City often, and like to enjoy when I do. Looked like the north side of the block (opposite Hustler) was pretty well dead. I haven't been in a few months, so not sure if it was hurricane related, places still not open from the fire, or just opening later.

Figured I'd start at the far end for once and popped into Circus. Used the can and came back out and let my eyes adjust. A dancer who should've quit years ago (she's been there 18 years) held a seat for me and offered to have some fun. In that I just can't see having fun with someone my mom's age that didn't have MILF appeal, I passed. The whole place looked pretty much like that, save for the strung out blond and a rather cute black girl on stage whose attention I didn't want to stick around long enough for with the swarm of hags coming at me. Drank fast and got out.

There looked to be some sort of fight starting out front of Harem (probably something minor, but didn't want to find out) so I went around the block and figured I'd pop up the next side street to get further down the road. Oddly enough, this is how I discovered that there's a bar I'd never seen before because I never leave Baltimore Ave. Norma Jeans. A bit later, a similar situation led me to discover Diving Horse. Didn't go there as I was on my way back to the parking garage to head out to my event and was near broke anyway. May check back there later.

At any rate, how did I never find Norma Jeans before? I read this board, but somehow just missed it being on the block. Damn happy I popped in there. Probably some of the finest looking women I've seen on the block (all black girls, ranging from spinner to thick and plenty. Pretty much all between 6-9 aka Block 10's) and almost looks like a legit club. It was dead because, well, it was like 4 PM on a weekday. Grabbed a spot at the bar to check things out, handed out a couple tips, and then was approached by the girl I hoped would hit me up. Up walks a sexy young sister with a damn near perfect body. We chatted for a bit at the bar, and eventually the subject of a lap dance came up. We paid the bartender and headed to the semi-private lap area. Not sure what it's like here when the place is packed, but it was quite nice when dead. Had a great session (better than expected and cheaper than expect. Pm me for details) with her and then headed back to the bar. We hung out at the bar while I bought her a drink this time (bartender didn't ask before despite her talking to me for a while). Only $20 still unlike a lot of other block places. She sipped very slowly and we had some fun for a while. It was a little weird being interrupted for the tip parade, but I didn't mind at the time. If I had more time / money, I'd have probably taken her to the back again. Got some digits and next time I'm in the area, I'll definitely be back.

Seriously, get out to the block if you have the funds. It looks like between the recession, the hurricane, and who knows what else, more fun than ever can be had if you play your cards right. Just make sure to avoid the Circus of Horrors unless I just got a really bad day.[/QUOTE]

Went to Kaos on a Tuesday. As usual it was boring overall however there were a lot of new good looking young girls there. Sat and talked to one for a bit. Offered lap for 30 a song but I declined even though she was amazing. Another fresh **** named Isis wanted to play later. I just might have to go back to see what ind of action is available with these new ladies.

Wow you are really taking me back (norma jeans) when I worked in town that was a big haunt had rooms in the back as well. But experience tells me that the key the block is just to keep moving till you hit on what you like. Because too many bad things will approach you if you sit still.

Had an occasion to stop in at the block the other Tuesday and made some rounds based on the feedback from this board. I usually head straight for Flame and go but decided to try some other venues. Tuesday evening and nothing going on at the Red Room. Went downstairs and found nearly all black dancers and a few patrons; nothing too exciting so used the bathroom and left. Looked for the upstairs Red Room and had no luck so went next door to pussycat. Had one beer and stayed only long enough to finish. Nothing roaming around worth staying for and too many who just wanted me to buy them a drink. Went to my usual watering hole and caught the eye of a tall black chick who says she's from out of town. Can't remember her name but she was fun to play with after buying her a $20 drink. Her hands roamed a little and she let my hands roam a lot but only until her drink was done. All business and I let her go. Another dancer afterwards; heavier than I like but fun to talk to. Bought her a drink and she really appreciated it. Had good conversation and a lot of touching and kissing. Discussed extracurricular activities and she gave her digits which I promptly forgot. She was nice but not my type. After her drink, I left and headed over to Chez Joey. Stopped in and met a Jenna. What a knockout. Bought her a drink and had a nice chat but no action. She told me she plays but only with repeat customers. I'll have to stop by and try to become a repeat customer. Anybody know anything about her? Blonde, moderately tall, girl next door type medium build with a pretty face.