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If you don't have the money to play, stay home. I often overtip because it sets me apart from the likes of you. I have the money and always receive star treatment. Also, several times I have printed items from these pages and handed them out to SW and AMPs. I think that if they know we are talking, they will improve service.
[QUOTE=Djbeercat1]It sets me apart from the likes of you.[/QUOTE]
DJdumbCat,
You obviously have an over inflated opinion of your own self worth. Of course the providers know standards rates, and are willing to (falsely) drool and your flashy bucks. Name of the game is capitalism, which sets the standard rates. Your self indulgence only inflates your over sized head.
We still get the same at standart rates. Knock yourself (and your wallet) out.
BDog
Had a hunger for Chinese today, and went to Arizona in Towson. Was met at the door by C, cute little 25 or so, beautiful A / B nips, and a juicy kitty. Excellent massage, really. One of the best I've had. OTC and UTC roaming allowed along with LFK. Very pleasant and friendly. Standard tuition and tip, left with a smile and will definitely be back. I don't know how long she will be there, but treat her well.
Monger Safe
Baldconan1
[QUOTE=Butter Dog]DJdumbCat,
You obviously have an over inflated opinion of your own self worth. Of course the providers know standards rates, and are willing to (falsely) drool and your flashy bucks. Name of the game is capitalism, which sets the standard rates. Your self indulgence only inflates your over sized head.
We still get the same at standart rates. Knock yourself (and your wallet) out.
BDog[/QUOTE]Thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself.
[QUOTE=Baldconan1]Had a hunger for Chinese today, and went to Arizona in Towson. Was met at the door by C, cute little 25 or so, beautiful A / B nips, and a juicy kitty. Excellent massage, really. One of the best I've had. OTC and UTC roaming allowed along with LFK. Very pleasant and friendly. Standard tuition and tip, left with a smile and will definitely be back. I don't know how long she will be there, but treat her well.
Monger Safe
Baldconan1[/QUOTE]
Use abbreviations standardized by the Administrator ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897)[/url]. Nobody knows what OTC and UTC means.
[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Use abbreviations standardized by the Administrator ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897)[/url]. Nobody knows what OTC and UTC means.[/QUOTE]
He means Over the Clothes and Under the Clothes I believe. Neither of which are in the list of acronyms.
Of course OTC usually means "Off the Clock" in hobby speak, so, just spell it out to avoid confusion.
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]He means Over the Clothes and Under the Clothes I believe. Neither of which are in the list of acronyms.
Of course OTC usually means "Off the Clock" in hobby speak, so, just spell it out to avoid confusion.[/QUOTE]
That is what I meant. Sorry about the confusion, I thought I had seen those terms here before.
Baldconan1
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]He means Over the Clothes and Under the Clothes I believe. Neither of which are in the list of acronyms.
Of course OTC usually means "Off the Clock" in hobby speak, so, just spell it out to avoid confusion.[/QUOTE]
"Over The Clothes" and "Under The Clothes" roaming? hahahaha! Wow! I was thinking it was something more hardcore (e.g. rimming, bj, facial, daty, greek, trip to the island, snowball, etc.). And your acronyms are only referring to groping over her jacket and under her jacket? Hahahaha!
*sigh... How I miss those days when something as simple as either of these use to get me off... Then I graduated into middle school. hahahaha!
Hey all, long time lurker who doesn't post. (Let the flogging begin!)
I know TBC in towson has russian girls, but last time I was there they had 2 and both were in their 40s :( Can anyone give me a name of a place that has russian girls? Dont care what is or what is not on the menu, just love those Russian girls :)
I ll throw a review out to return the favor :)
Review:
JH near Towson
Vivian, about 20 yrs old, tall, thin, definately a spinner. Everything is on the menu for the standard gift. Showed me a nice time, very passionate girl! I highly recommend if you like them young and thin. She is from Taiwan btw.
ANY help would be very appreciated!
I looked through your Baltimore MPR and couldn't find any mention of Albertos on Eastern. I had my first AMP dream there a month or so ago, by accident. On a business trip, after a day of golf, found an open spa near my hotel. Open till 11. What luck. Walked about a mile, entered, welcomed, and told to undress. Awkward, OK, brought to a t/s where I was washed thoroughly. Yes! This is fun. Back in the room, was overly joyed from young Lisa climbing on top and rubbing my back. When she asked me to roll over, I had to apologize for getting "excited so easily". She asked me if I wanted it massaged (with a little extra flair) and wanted a bit tip. At this point, money was no object. Birth of a monger. Back at the ranch in NC, I found many similar locations and have visited quite a few; none matched the service Lisa provided. Although I now realize how much I overpayed for the service, it was well worth the investment.
Just the initiation fee.
Accurate review below about Vivian:)
She's incredibly tall (Like 5'9"), young, and thin. Very very sweet, very pretty and some serious skills. Don't expect a great massage, but you won't care. Bad news, she's leaving on Sunday.
I used to love seeing Lucy (nice nials and she learned to scratch the way I love it), but she left also. Guess it's the usual turn over.
I'll chime in about TBC. Last time I was there, pickings were slim. 3 girls, nothing special, service was acceptable, but certainly not worth the steep entrance fee. Btw, if you're planning on trying them out, make sure to say you want relaxation therapy. Saying "I want a massage" can get you push back and talk of scheduling you in sometime next week.
I know I'm a bit slanted in that I'm focused on women with long nials and scratching, and of course that doesn't go well with massage. Lucy was the only one I had found with even somewhat long nials, and now she's gone. Anyone with intel on any provider who has what I'm interested in, I'd greatly appreciate a lead.
[QUOTE=Theshadow777]Hey all, long time lurker who doesn't post. (Let the flogging begin!)
I know TBC in towson has russian girls, but last time I was there they had 2 and both were in their 40s :( Can anyone give me a name of a place that has russian girls? Dont care what is or what is not on the menu, just love those Russian girls :)
I ll throw a review out to return the favor :)
Review:
JH near Towson
Vivian, about 20 yrs old, tall, thin, definately a spinner. Everything is on the menu for the standard gift. Showed me a nice time, very passionate girl! I highly recommend if you like them young and thin. She is from Taiwan btw.
ANY help would be very appreciated![/QUOTE]
Every time I go there out of lazyness, there seems to be nothing but ancient Koreans. :) If you got someone young, then I must just have bad luck of the draw. :) I'll have to try asking for Lisa the next time I'm too lazy to drive out of the city proper.
Don't get me wrong, the TS, and the quick sauna to dry off, then massage are all nice and relaxing, but sometimes the older Korean providers have a mean side. I've had them burping and farting, running off to take a crap, then come back in the room and let out too many years of frustration by hopping up on my back and trying to crack every last bone in my spine. (albertos has ceiling bars for them to hold onto if you have them walk on your back) I had one of them give me shit cause I told her to "stop, you're fucking torturing me. Stop trying to crack my back." Done right it feels great, but an overweight 46 year old, chain smoking korean lady with indigestion can feel like hell if they repeatedly "snap" the ball of their foot into the same spot to try and get it to crack. God forbid you're a slow finisher. LOL. I've gotten some serious abuse heaped on me for taking too long at the end. :) I am always up front though and tell them what I want "lady with long nials" and that it's probably not worth their effort when they don't have them, but of course they will always try. The ultimate shitstorm, is when I tell them to "Just stop. You're not gonna make it happen." lol
Yep, Albertos has been the only place that I've had a genuinely shitty time. Yet, I still go back. Why? Cause I'm lazy :) and cause now and again you do get a good provider who knows how to make you feel like a little kid, gives a good massage, and manages to make you relax even when you didn't think you could.
[QUOTE=Rocko2]I looked through your Baltimore MPR and couldn't find any mention of Albertos on Eastern. I had my first AMP dream there a month or so ago, by accident. On a business trip, after a day of golf, found an open spa near my hotel. Open till 11. What luck. Walked about a mile, entered, welcomed, and told to undress. Awkward, OK, brought to a t/s where I was washed thoroughly. Yes! This is fun. Back in the room, was overly joyed from young Lisa climbing on top and rubbing my back. When she asked me to roll over, I had to apologize for getting "excited so easily". She asked me if I wanted it massaged (with a little extra flair) and wanted a bit tip. At this point, money was no object. Birth of a monger. Back at the ranch in NC, I found many similar locations and have visited quite a few; none matched the service Lisa provided. Although I now realize how much I overpayed for the service, it was well worth the investment.
Just the initiation fee.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Asianscratch]Every time I go there out of lazyness, there seems to be nothing but ancient Koreans. :) If you got someone young, then I must just have bad luck of the draw. :) I'll have to try asking for Lisa the next time I'm too lazy to drive out of the city proper.
Don't get me wrong, the TS, and the quick sauna to dry off, then massage are all nice and relaxing, but sometimes the older Korean providers have a mean side. I've had them burping and farting, running off to take a crap, then come back in the room and let out too many years of frustration by hopping up on my back and trying to crack every last bone in my spine. (albertos has ceiling bars for them to hold onto if you have them walk on your back) I had one of them give me shit cause I told her to "stop, you're fucking torturing me. Stop trying to crack my back." Done right it feels great, but an overweight 46 year old, chain smoking korean lady with indigestion can feel like hell if they repeatedly "snap" the ball of their foot into the same spot to try and get it to crack. God forbid you're a slow finisher. LOL. I've gotten some serious abuse heaped on me for taking too long at the end. :) I am always up front though and tell them what I want "lady with long nials" and that it's probably not worth their effort when they don't have them, but of course they will always try. The ultimate shitstorm, is when I tell them to "Just stop. You're not gonna make it happen." lol
Yep, Albertos has been the only place that I've had a genuinely shitty time. Yet, I still go back. Why? Cause I'm lazy :) and cause now and again you do get a good provider who knows how to make you feel like a little kid, gives a good massage, and manages to make you relax even when you didn't think you could.[/QUOTE]I've tried Lisa and wouldn't request her services again. It's hard to find a good massage place in town these days.
[QUOTE=Asianscratch]Every time I go there out of lazyness, there seems to be nothing but ancient Koreans. :) If you got someone young, then I must just have bad luck of the draw. :) I'll have to try asking for Lisa the next time I'm too lazy to drive out of the city proper.
Don't get me wrong, the TS, and the quick sauna to dry off, then massage are all nice and relaxing, but sometimes the older Korean providers have a mean side. I've had them burping and farting, running off to take a crap, then come back in the room and let out too many years of frustration by hopping up on my back and trying to crack every last bone in my spine. (albertos has ceiling bars for them to hold onto if you have them walk on your back) I had one of them give me shit cause I told her to "stop, you're fucking torturing me. Stop trying to crack my back." Done right it feels great, but an overweight 46 year old, chain smoking korean lady with indigestion can feel like hell if they repeatedly "snap" the ball of their foot into the same spot to try and get it to crack. God forbid you're a slow finisher. LOL. I've gotten some serious abuse heaped on me for taking too long at the end. :) I am always up front though and tell them what I want "lady with long nials" and that it's probably not worth their effort when they don't have them, but of course they will always try. The ultimate shitstorm, is when I tell them to "Just stop. You're not gonna make it happen." lol
Yep, Albertos has been the only place that I've had a genuinely shitty time. Yet, I still go back. Why? Cause I'm lazy :) and cause now and again you do get a good provider who knows how to make you feel like a little kid, gives a good massage, and manages to make you relax even when you didn't think you could.[/QUOTE]I had a provider at Alberto's almost twist my ear off one time, claiming it was a very relaxing experience. My ear hurt for two weeks! Never asked for that girl again.
Went to Albertos today. Had to see for myself. Found Lisa. While she was fine looking, the experience was overpriced and rather bland. Standard fare, very cautious and rushed. I was happy when I left, but yearned for something more. Don't waste your time or money.