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[QUOTE=Laxman #2; 1076900]OK, DC members. As you can see Fun Sex is a busy guy and doesn't have the time to do the research. It is therefore up to us to do the research for him. LET'S GET CRACKIN'!

FS, please let us know exactly what you're looking for so we can zero in on the perfect provider to meet your needs.

Tall, short, blonde, brunette? Please be as precise as you can so we can provide you with the best intel to make your visit worthwhile. We're here to meet your needs! [/QUOTE]LOL! *Shots fired!*

Damn, you guys are so nice to me. Whatever you guys can provide. BTW, I don't use left hand or right hand, I use 'middle' leg. LOL

[QUOTE=Joseleche; 1076831]Her reviews aren't much to speak of anyway.

Her website.

[url]http://www.honeydancer.com/[/url][/QUOTE]I ran into her on the loop years ago. Not sure about now, but she was a waste of time. Service was boring. I scroll past her ad shaking my head.

I use my enchanted Hammer and bring thunder from pounding the escort dark hole of evil.

Now where is my helmet with the wings. Pimp Trick needs a organizer room for his many personalities and outfits.

[QUOTE=Fun Sex;1077368]Damn, you guys are so nice to me. Whatever you guys can provide. BTW, I don't use left hand or right hand, I use 'middle' leg. LOL[/QUOTE]

Man, at least you could have said Hi to me.

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02; 1076724]I seriously doubt the authenticity of this post given that the girl in the pics is a true vet SP and I just saw her looping this weekend. Looks like some rival SP and / or mgmt is hating on her thru BP.

Asking people not to call, but including the number in the ad. Stupid, but funny.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/no-longer-a-provider-thanks-21/2782814[/url][/QUOTE]

Hey guys, new in town from Honolulu where our forums are much more open about providers and services. Does anyone have any info on Ella or Erika from Eros? Been feeling like a little latina after all the asian I had in HNL. PM is fine! Thanks!

Let me know if you need any info on the action in Hawaii!

I am not sure this is a joke or what, but if you saw the ad for "Sweet Asian Girl" her name was Pocami, the ad was very weird, it wanted you to incriminate yourself by naming what sex act for what price you would pay? Too weird. And if you notice: backwards POCAMI = IMACOP = I'm a cop. Coincidence? I can't find the ad now, or I would post the link, it must not have been up but for a few hours, anyone else see it? Cops or some church group collecting emails? Thoughts?

Attended another one of Roger's parties this afternoon, and am pleased with the new talent he picked up. Courtney is an 8 on looks, a 10 for attitude and a 10 for skill. He's got another party tonight 9-11 for anyone who'd like to meet her (and Naughty and Sophie). Suggest that people try her soon. She's way too good to stay this cheap for long. Seniors should feel free to PM for details and for Roger's new number.

[url]http://voices.washingtonpost.com/crime-scene/montgomery/update-hill-staffers-friends-s.html[/url]

Looks like some dude got caught in the a LEO trap. Not sure what was up with trying to hook up with a 16 year old. But clearly LE is busy

First post. Hope its helpful. Frankly, I should probably change my handle to TOFTT.

So Princess in Fairfax is advertised as a "Swedish Sensation" on ********.

[url]http://eroticservices.********.com/escorts.php?do=view&p=1978920[/url]

The bad news is, that's not her in the pic, and she's not Swedish. Of course I wasn't expecting her to be (with a name like Princess). The good news is, face 6-7 (depending on your taste) ; body 6-7 (depending on your taste) ; and the price was right. Most importantly, her attitude was very good and she was extremely good at her craft. So good in fact that I only made use of about half my time with her. In the end, a good attitude and excellent skills can go a long way.

Seniors can PM for more details.

For all of you out there that are going to chastise me for going through with a bait and switch, what can I tell you. I was trying to set up an appointment with Tara from dcprime, but her handler wouldn't get back to me after I gave him all my information on the first call. Then the other provider I called only wanted to do an outcall because she just got back in town and hadn't set up shop for the day yet. Frankly, I was frustrated, and so I rolled the dice on Princess from ********. You my friend are the beneficiaries.

Had the pleasure of seeing JYY. She is as awesome as ever, and her newer Nuru and therapeutic massage skills are stellar.

[QUOTE=Choboman;1094442]Attended another one of Roger's parties this afternoon, and am pleased with the new talent he picked up. Courtney is an 8 on looks, a 10 for attitude and a 10 for skill. He's got another party tonight 9-11 for anyone who'd like to meet her (and Naughty and Sophie). Suggest that people try her soon. She's way too good to stay this cheap for long. Seniors should feel free to PM for details and for Roger's new number.[/QUOTE]Been try'in Richmond since I am here for work but back in DC Monday for a short time. Richmond is starving for talent. Fortunately got Roger's new number so will probably PM when in DC to see if anything is coming up soon. Would not mind a one-on-one warm up before the GB with anyone Roger recommends.

Hey forum,

I saw this ad and began to wonder. One thing that stood out to me is the fact that she's poting a $ hour special. For the pics (which I believe to be accurate) this looks like a great deal, in fact to good to be true. Also, I see that she changed her name and hear she does this alot. Not sure but the alarm is not ringing but primed and ready to go.

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[QUOTE=I Am The City; 1102835]Hey forum,

I saw this ad and began to wonder. One thing that stood out to me is the fact that she's poting a $ hour special. For the pics (which I believe to be accurate) this looks like a great deal, in fact to good to be true. Also, I see that she changed her name and hear she does this alot. Not sure but the alarm is not ringing but primed and ready to go.

[url]http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-f_u_l_l-h-o-u-r-23/4169758[/url]

[/QUOTE]She has been talked about a bunch, lot's of people say she's a little cooky and unpredictable. Is $100 / hour worth the chance? With those boobs...I think so.

The pics are real, at least according to what I've seen in the past. She has been posting forever. She was an eros girl before craigslist or backpage was even an idea in someone's head. ANYWAY, the only reason I am commenting is because I wanted to mention the "I am in the middle of taking a dump" expression she has on her face in the first pic. She ruined a perfectly good photo with that expression.

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Mongering 101:

Never pay before you meet the lady. I am glad he shared his experience and its tough to learn that agency's will involve you in there drama. That said if he is thrown 8. 0 around then maybe he has some pull to payback the agency.

Still Damn.