Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Joe Gillis]I think that C-Moes is an abbreviation of the club owner or club founder's name. But it might be a tribute to the Three Stooges. You know, Curly and Moe. Curly was always calling people "Wise Guys" (eh? ). Across the street and over from C-Moes is Wise Guys, another gentleman's club. Maybe Curly was on to something, you think?[/QUOTE]

The club is [b]C-Mowes[/b], and it is indeed from the owner's name. I believe the "C" stands for "Christy", and was the daughter or wife of the original owner. No idea when that was or if there is any relation to who currently runs the place.

[QUOTE=KC Questor]The club is [b]C-Mowes[/b], and it is indeed from the owner's name. I believe the "C" stands for "Christy", and was the daughter or wife of the original owner. No idea when that was or if there is any relation to who currently runs the place.[/QUOTE]Art Mowes was the original owner and named it C-Mowes after his daughter Cindy who is now the owner after Art passed away.

[QUOTE=KC Questor]The club is [b]C-Mowes[/b], and it is indeed from the owner's name. I believe the "C" stands for "Christy", and was the daughter or wife of the original owner. No idea when that was or if there is any relation to who currently runs the place.[/QUOTE]Art Mowe's was the original club, initially he had a club near the airport (I was told) later he moved to Washington Park to the locale of the former "Main Street" club, which is basically across the street from "Miss Kitty's".

[QUOTE=Two Blue]I have been in WP in day and night and have never had an issue with my high-end SUV being screwed with. I have also driven a mustang rental in without a problem. A few years ago a few teenagers where throwing rocks at cars in the C-Moes lot late on night, but they didn't target my car.

Although I don't want to carry too much into the club that can be stolen or used for black mail by a stripper, I never leave anything out so it can be seen in the vehicle. My theory is you just need to make your car less desirable than the other cars. Cover the stereo if it's nice. You should be fine.

P.S. If someone steals your car, you can get a ride or a cab back to St. Louis and report it stolen there if it would be an issue at home to explain why you where at a WP strip club. If you get shot, you're Sh*t out of Luck.[/QUOTE]Just make sure when you report the car stolen to the police that there is no camera footage of the area where you told the cop the car was stolen.

Day is better than night. Hit in the afternoon and see what is available. Get there 2 hours before shift change. If you are looking for take out/ or club fun. (most girls start packing up at least an hour before shift is over.)

Safety is an issue. Do not drive the best thing you own, if possible. Leave the credit cards at home. Bring cash and id. Get a "monger" cellphone. A "prepaid" with little time on it, and do not register in your name. Do not put any # in it. This way you have a cell that is 1)cheap to replace and 2) no issues if stolen or lost.

Remember: Illinois gun laws are different from Missouri's: leave the gun at home. Do not leave in car. Very restrictive state on guns.

Always drive by and check the place and the area around, then go back and park. Look for LEO, and the more present people hanging around. Watch their actions. If there are a few in the lot, go to another club. Park where lit, and close to the door.

Do not leave any items visible in the car and do not have your tunes bumping when you pull in.

Do not use remote to lock car.

Blast from the past my brothers. That was my first true titty bar experience in my youth. We used to go to Lynn's Lounge which became Chameleon and get trashed then head over to Art's and get BJ's. It was great, then when it closed for a while and reopened as Main Street it was like the wild wild west in there. Dudes would bring in their old ladies and make 'em get naked and they always had shot specials. I almost drank myself into a coma in there one night, and passed out at a little table by the back stage, I woke up with a dude getting a BJ on one side of me and a dude fucking a stripper on the other. Scarred my youth, lol. Great memories though guys, that place was fun, I bet I fell down those steep ass steps at least a dozen times, then drove home! The good ole' days (or stupid), lmao.

Lay low,

Bill

[QUOTE=So Ill Bill]Blast from the past my brothers. That was my first true titty bar experience in my youth. We used to go to Lynn's Lounge which became Chameleon and get trashed then head over to Art's and get BJ's. It was great, then when it closed for a while and reopened as Main Street it was like the wild wild west in there. Dudes would bring in their old ladies and make 'em get naked and they always had shot specials. I almost drank myself into a coma in there one night, and passed out at a little table by the back stage, I woke up with a dude getting a BJ on one side of me and a dude fucking a stripper on the other. Scarred my youth, lol. Great memories though guys, that place was fun, I bet I fell down those steep ass steps at least a dozen times, then drove home! The good ole' days (or stupid), lmao.

Lay low,

Bill[/QUOTE]Yep some good old days in Art's for sure. I still have my key.

[QUOTE=Hrny Oldman]Art Mowes was the original owner and named it C-Mowes after his daughter Cindy who is now the owner after Art passed away.[/QUOTE]Gotta love a guy who names a strip club after his daughter.

I had a great time at the Hustler Club late last night. I didn't get any extras, but I wasn't really looking for them as I had already taken care of my biological urges beforehand. I bet many of you remember the film "There's Something About Mary", in which I believe that Ben Stiller's character is given the following piece of advice. Never go on a first date without masturbating beforehand because if you don't, it's like walking around with a loaded weapon in your pants. If I think of my visit to the Hustler Club as a first date (or a series thereof), I essentially followed the advice that was put forth in the film. It was actually lots of fun to talk to 5 different totally hot chicks without having to hold back the primal urges. I'm not trying to say that this is the best way to approach strip club visits, but it did vastly change the way that I interacted with the dancers.

As for the girls there on Friday night, I particularly remember Tatiana, Joey, and Trinity. Trinity is a young blond with a very tight body. She actually called my name out when she saw me. I had only seen her once at the club about a month ago. It seems as though her mind is like a steel trap. Believe me, I'm just an average wallflower type of guy, so I have no idea why she would remember me unless she remembers nearly everyone. Tatiana is a 5'10" blond who looks like a taller version of the character Calleigh (the firearms and tool mark expert) on CSI: Miami. She is also a personal trainer and a first class gym rat, so she has muscular definition that would put 95% of us guys to shame. She's not a big girl, but a very lean 145 pounds. Her private dances were very hot, but she does stick to the rules like all of the dancers seem to have to at the more "conservative" of the strip clubs. Joey is 5'11" and blond with excellent facial bone structure. She's a solid conversationalist, but I didn't get a chance to test her dancing skills as I came in too close to closing time.

I'm not trying to get self-righteous with you guys concerning my attitude toward the dancers, but I just wanted to try a more passive approach to strip clubbing. Being that I was much less desirous than normal, my bargaining position with the dancers was strengthened immensely. I realize that there's not much bargaining that goes on at Hustler Club (the dance prices are fixed at $20 for chair, $30 for bed), but I am speaking hypothetically here. I'm always performing thought experiments.

On the vast majority of my strip club visits, I'm a horny bastard who desperately tries to get as many extras as possible. I'll probably be returning to this tactic soon enough.

Mongering makes the world go round.

JG

Just got back and had to post up the shitty time I had there. Me and a friend showed up around 430. We immediatly went to the stage to the right and lesley was on stage great looking girl who said she was 31 but really looked 25. Blonde hair great body and A cups. Then a black girl named raven that got me into a private. Paid the.10 for house fee and paid $ for 5 songs. I got extras. Covered BJ into reverse cg on the couch and HJ finnish. Wasnt horrible but god 5 songs go to fast. Well after we got done she askes for another hundred saying I helped you out and went the extra mile. I said whats done is done you don't get no more. She then starts screaming for a bouncer and he comes up and she tells him I won't pay. I was like I just gave her a hundo! Then the bouncer starts yelling at me. So I'm like fuck it I'll give you another.20 to leave me the hell alone. She takes. BUT aparently she remembered my friend I was there with. So without me knowing she finds him in another booth with a different girl and tells him that your friend said you would cover the rest of his tab. Well my idiot friend hands her a $ and said bring back change. So I see her a few mins after I get out of the private room and she walks up kisses me on the neck and showed me the bill. She says I told you id get my money one way or another. I almost kicked her in the gapped out chopps she had. Well anyways I wouldn't go see her her names raven shes medium complected and has a dragon tattoo on her shoulder. Shes ruthless. All and all my friend and I both got extras so it wasnt a total bust but will NEVER be back.

[QUOTE=Wooddanny]
Her names raven shes medium complected and has a dragon tattoo on her shoulder.[/QUOTE]
I think I saw her there last Friday. She was hard selling privates. Can't blame her, it was slim pickings customer wise. 5 girls and 5 customers at the peak while I was there.
I will turn her down and inform her why if I see her again.

[QUOTE=Mtl Pig]Day is better than night. Hit in the afternoon and see what is available. Get there 2 hours before shift change. If you are looking for take out/ or club fun. (most girls start packing up at least an hour before shift is over.)

Safety is an issue. Do not drive the best thing you own, if possible. Leave the credit cards at home. Bring cash and id. Get a "monger" cellphone. A "prepaid" with little time on it, and do not register in your name. Do not put any # in it. This way you have a cell that is 1)cheap to replace and 2) no issues if stolen or lost.

Remember: Illinois gun laws are different from Missouri's: leave the gun at home. Do not leave in car. Very restrictive state on guns.

Always drive by and check the place and the area around, then go back and park. Look for LEO, and the more present people hanging around. Watch their actions. If there are a few in the lot, go to another club. Park where lit, and close to the door.

Do not leave any items visible in the car and do not have your tunes bumping when you pull in.

Do not use remote to lock car.[/QUOTE]

How come it's not wise to use your car's remote key? Just curious! I would think it would help with a quicker motion toward the entrance of the club.

Use the remote to turn lights on as you get into the car, but never as your leave the car.

There are new tools in auto theft. One is a remote signal devices that detects and "copies" the remote signal. Which gets them in your car much easier. Sad thing is, if they want your car. They are going to get it. But, at least do not just hand it over to them.

(Figured this out at a big box. Was going in and noticed 4 guys in a car looking around. Hit the remote and locked the car (visually checked) and started to go in. Realized I left my shopping list in the car, and turned around, just as they hit their remote twice and popped the door locks. All 4 doors. (My car you have to push remote twice to get the car to unlock all 4 doors.) They were half way out of the car as they realized I had returned to the car, and they stopped and tried to look innocent. Needless to say I drove off and called the cops on them.)

[QUOTE=Cnhm 11]How come it's not wise to use your car's remote key? Just curious! I would think it would help with a quicker motion toward the entrance of the club.[/QUOTE]Normally, I'd think it'd be a code grabbing issue, as it is in the burbs and mall parking lots. But from what I've seen of the east side, it's more a problem with crack heads, then with tech heads.

[QUOTE=Gt Rider]Normally, I'd think it'd be a code grabbing issue, as it is in the burbs and mall parking lots. But from what I've seen of the east side, it's more a problem with crack heads, then with tech heads.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I don't suspect there are many thefts going on in WP with this approach.

Still, I appreciate the heads up.

I always use my remote but not anymore.

Good advice.