More of the same, with a funny twist...
[QUOTE=Bobb Sledd]Recieved a better than usual massage from Angie at OP Health...early 40's, large fun bags for an asian. Flip was pretty standard until a little something was inserted into the equation. Always nice to recieve the added attention.[/QUOTE]
Stopped in to OP Health yesterday and recieved pretty much the same service as reported on my last post....with a funny twist.
I arrived while two other "guests" were recieving services and were being shuffled around. It took a couple of minutes for anyone to come out and greet me. Instead of her coming to the window and taking my money like normal one of the providers just opened the door and escorted me quickly into the locker room. After I disrobed she quickley ushered me into the TS room...she was just about finished with the TS whan mamason came in and there was a flurry of Korean...then the provider turned to me and asked...You no pay yet? My very innocent answer was...No one asked me yet? After the TS, she started to usher me to the room, when I had to remind her that I still needed to pay...we made a detour to the locker room and I paid my fee. No telling when they would have remembered again. I had no intention of skipping without paying...I go there to often to scam them like that. But, if they don't ask for the fee...what's a guy to do?
She must be very very good!
ORLANDO, Fla. -- A central Florida man has died while receiving services at a massage parlor.
Orlando Police are trying to figure out what happened at the Far Orient Massage parlor in Orlando on Friday. The unidentified man was declared dead at the parlor. Authorities believe he died as the result of a medical condition and do not suspect foul play.
An autopsy will determine the official cause of death.
Read more: [url]http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/09/18/1830747/man-dies-at-orlando-massage-parlor.html#ixzz0zya2HjOk[/url]
What a way to check out, but...
[QUOTE=Drew Park]ORLANDO, Fla. -- A central Florida man has died while receiving services at a massage parlor.[/QUOTE]
I hope that the poor Stiff (pun intended) wasn't married!
Southside - what a ripoff
Passing through town yesterday afternoon, I decided I needed some midtrip relaxation and stress relief. After reading good things about Southside, I made it my destination, having never been there before. Paid for an hour and was introduced to Sha Sha.
I couldn't have gotten a more rushed, more mechanical session if I had asked for one.
Led into the massage room by Mamasan, she told me to get undressed, so I did. Sha Sha showed up a moment later, saw I was naked, rolled her eyes slightly and said, "Oh, you want shower?" I said yes. Soon, we were in the shower room and she seemed very distracted the entire time. And somewhat agitated, for that matter, grabbing my arms roughly and putting them up or down or wherever she needed them to be. Three minutes later, we were done and back in the massage room.
She climbed aboard my back, sat on my covered ass and gave me three minutes of massage -- I checked the clock -- before telling me to flip and asking me what I wanted. I answered, "I want you ..." and before I could complete the thought, which was "... to take off your clothes and show me what you're offering," she immediately said, "$200."
Although it was what I ultimately wanted, I hadn't even asked. And although I've never been to Southside, I know the going rate for full service and said no. FS shouldn't be any more than $140. She wouldn't bargain. I offered $80 for a lecture. She undressed ... then said it would be $120. I said no. I settled on a handjob, which I thought would be $60. She said $80. We agreed on that price -- we were both already naked and I had invested time and money up to this point.
Then she started putting her clothes back on.
I told her I wanted her nude. She said that would be $100 and she wouldn't budge. Like an idiot, at this point I agreed to pay it. She climbed aboard, into a 69 position, and started jerking my rod like it was a tire jack. Fast and hard, without thought, just trying to get it over with.
Since it had been a few days since I blew a load, I was on the edge quickly so I told her to stop and rest for a minute. She said no.
I told her to slow down. She did, for a few seconds, and then resumed jerking me like a farmer harvesting corn. I told her to slow down again, and we repeated the dance a few more times.
It was an awful handjob, but somehow she pushed me over the edge. Frankly, I was glad it was over. It wasn't even all that good. It felt, well, medical.
We still had 30 minutes left on the clock. She got up, handed me my clothes and said, "You get dressed now, OK?"
Then she had the nerve to say, "You cum too quickly. Next time you get half-hour, OK? You save some money."
I replied, "There won't be a next time, so I'll save a lot of money."
I pulled out $100, counted it in front of her, discreetly palmed $40 of it, and gave her $60, rolled together into a tight wad. She didn't count it and tucked it into her top. I opened the door without a word and walked out of the room to leave.
She followed close behind and said, "Wait! Why you not give me a hug?"
Just before I got to the front door, without breaking stride or looking back, I replied, "I didn't give you $100, either," and kept walking out to my car.
Gentlemen, I'm sure this isn't the best Jacksonville has to offer -- I've had great times elsewhere in town during my travels. I had read good things about Southside and Sha Sha, but this experience makes me question others' sanity. I know the rules, and I know how to play the game, and I'm polite and friendly, so I don't think it was something specific to me. I've never been as disappointed as I was yesterday. Can anyone share some insight?
Cheers,
DL