Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BillyBob84;2310474]Guys in this hobby really need a new term for the older beat up Asian women that work AMPs. GILF that acronym, I do not think it means what you think it means. It stands for Grandmas I'd Like to Fuck. Just like MILF its supposed to be for a hot attractive woman in that age group. Not the ones everyone keeps usimg it for. I wouldn't LIKE to fuck any of them and I tend to steer clear. Maybe if I'm super horny but maybe then and only because they have am available wet hole and suit a purpose. LOL ok I'm stepping off my soap box now.[/QUOTE]An old, fat and ugly Asian woman is very very beautiful to me when I know they are going to be my cum dump for the night. I don't care what they look like. Of course once I discharge, my view changes and they go from beautiful to hideous in less than 10 seconds.

I haven't been to a parlor out in San Bernadino in a long time. But since I was at a Christmas out that way on Christmas day I decided to partake. I visited royal and got ugly Yumi. My question is when did they raise prices or was she just trying to get over on me. I remember when I used to go everything was good for 60. But she asked for $120 for everything which I refused. Has this happened to anyone else lately?

[QUOTE=TurboDeuce;2311763]I haven't been to a parlor out in San Bernadino in a long time. But since I was at a Christmas out that way on Christmas day I decided to partake. I visited royal and got ugly Yumi. My question is when did they raise prices or was she just trying to get over on me. I remember when I used to go everything was good for 60. But she asked for $120 for everything which I refused. Has this happened to anyone else lately?[/QUOTE]$120 for Yumi? Maybe for three sessions. That is obscene.

[QUOTE=TurboDeuce;2311763]I haven't been to a parlor out in San Bernadino in a long time. But since I was at a Christmas out that way on Christmas day I decided to partake. I visited royal and got ugly Yumi. My question is when did they raise prices or was she just trying to get over on me. I remember when I used to go everything was good for 60. But she asked for $120 for everything which I refused. Has this happened to anyone else lately?[/QUOTE]I haven't been to Royal in a long time. The reason is the wide variance of service and quality. I have never paid more than. 6 tip for FS one the Valley Blvd track. I remember years ago I went to Royal and I had previously used a parlor on the opposite side of the street that burned down. The gal at the counter asked me if I had been there before and I said no, but I had used the parlor across the street. She told me that I should go to an asian place because they charge more here. Once I got good service there, but rhe rest of the time has been spotty at best. Valley Massage is a sure thing, but the Asians there are older.

As always, different people have different experiences, that is why I read the forum.

Thanks for the response guys. I guess Yumi was just pushing her luck. I normally would never go there but valley massage was closed that day. I guess royal has seen the last of me!

I was going to try Mimi, but walked into the wrong place. I have never tried Mimi and wanted to compare her to Annie, who I had seen several times before. I haven't been in almost a year, but she claimed to recognize me and welcomed me back. I am not sure if that is actual memory, or what she says to everyone, but I played along with the gag. I have seen her on several occasions and she is an older thin Asian lady. My guess is that she is well past 50, but she is very bubbly and pleasant. She thanks you for everything. I know that backdoor service used to be the norm but she said no this time. Is this something new for her? In the past it was willingly offered. In any case, the total damage was $ with the menu that includes all but starfish. Next time I am going to try Mimi at the other establishment a few doors down.

Hey fellow mongers.

Headed out to the IE catch a gal in Ontario that I've been trying to hook up for a while. Got to the hotel after a couple of calls and when I got inside the room asked her about her menu and she tried to up sell me from what the ad stated so I walked out figuring what was to come wasn't going to be worth it.

Being close to the New Balance outlet in Ontario headed there next to return some shoes I had gotten there a while ago so figure since I haven't been to Valley Massage in a while might as well make a pit stop there.

While driving there remembered someone posting here about Mimi in Colton so figure why not go there and that's exactly what I did after getting the info from RM.

Got there and made sure I went in # 20 instead of the other place. Was greeted by Mimi who took me to a room and asked for 40 for the half hour.

Handed her the 40 and waited for her to get back in the room and since I was feeling tired asked her for a strong rub which she did for about 20" with some oil thrown in and felt pretty good.

After the flip and the pillow is in place she asked what I wanted and I figured a BBBJ was all that I wanted and told her BJ, from here she tells me how much I'll give her so I tell her 50 to which she tells me 80, I laugh it off and tell her 60. Since this is going downhill she notices my lack of enthusiasm and agrees to 60. At this time I'm not sure if I want to bang her but would off stuck JR in to see how it felt and then pull out to have her finish me off BBJ. She starts doing a half ass BBBJ with hardly any sucking and mostly jerking me off. I realize that FS is off the table so I just guided her to finish me off. Not a good experience with her for me, YMMV.

During this whole encounter she kept telling me to come back and next time and she would give me a discount, WTF!

There won't be a next time for me with her since greediness seem to have taken over. She does have a pleasant tude but her emphasis on the dough ruined it for me. Also, asked for money upfront.

She also told me she works every day!! (her pussy must be pretty sore) and have different girls rotate daily, when I was leaving I asked her to see the other girls and she introduced me to the two gals there at the time which would have been a better option than Mimi (in looks).

One other thing, Mimi told me was that going without a hat was EXTRA, now for you mongers in the area please keep these providers in line and stand your ground or else these places are going downhill fast for the rest of us.

I've been in the past at Valley with Sunni and always had bare everything with rimming throwing in for good measure for one Benji total and good service from her and smiles afterwards.

I'll keep my MP adventures closer to home since 50+ miles is a long way to end up with an experience like this at least if it happens in Garvey it's only a 15" drive for me.

Mondo.

[QUOTE=cheapguy;2333263]I was going to try Mimi, but walked into the wrong place. I have never tried Mimi and wanted to compare her to Annie, who I had seen several times before. I haven't been in almost a year, but she claimed to recognize me and welcomed me back. I am not sure if that is actual memory, or what she says to everyone, but I played along with the gag. I have seen her on several occasions and she is an older thin Asian lady. My guess is that she is well past 50, but she is very bubbly and pleasant. She thanks you for everything. I know that backdoor service used to be the norm but she said no this time. Is this something new for her? In the past it was willingly offered. In any case, the total damage was $ with the menu that includes all but starfish. Next time I am going to try Mimi at the other establishment a few doors down.[/QUOTE]Annie refused something? That is a first.

Was on backpage yesterday looking around for something interesting in Bloomington or Colton and I see a seemingly new place running ads in escort section. It's on Valley in 400 block and they feature Latinas. Has anyone tried it out? And has anyone been to the one on South Waterman in 700 block? They run ads all the time and also feature Latinas. I'm having a major craving for a good LMP experience. Help me my brothers. Oh I stopped in Valley last Sunday for the fist time and was asked if I'd been there before. I lied, yes and for good measure I asked MMS if Angie was their, courtesy of a report here. She said no but said she a lovey girl. So I go to a room next to back wall where there was no table but did have a couch and chair, WTF, and a thin mattress on the floor. I'm not a fan of those. And the girl comes in and has very husky voice. I'm laying face down and can't see her but I was scared my friends as to what she looked like. Very poor rub and not very sexy either but I toughed it out. On the flip the lady was ok looking but like most of these places she was older. She asked what I wanted. Everything. Ok and away she went. Decent BBBJ and was going to hop. On BB but I stopped her and told her I had a cover in my pocket so she goes over to get it and did a fair job at doing me. She was a pleasant woman who I think would take instruction well. Gave her $80 but should have stuck to 60. I think her name was Sony or Sunny or Siona. Couldn't really understand her and would go back just for her. Now how about some info on those Latina joints boys.

This board is really dead lately and because none of my fellow mongers helped this old fart out I was forced. Forced I say. To TOFTT. Sigh. I've really had a hankering for some Latina pu. Lately so I decided to just go. First I stopped by the new place that opened on the 400 block of W Valley. They have been running heavy ads on BP (D&G). It's located in a run down little strip mall in the very back corner next to the hall that leads to parking in the back. I was very reluctant to go in because in the back parking area was a motorhome parked next to the fence. My caution sign flashed on because years ago I ignored something just like this and within a few minute I was IN that motorhome being questioned and arrested for solicitation. Which luckily I beat in court. Anyway I digress. I decide to go in and find a crummy little entrance and the little window in there opens and some unshaven Hispanic guy asks if I had been there before. Now usually I say yes, but I know this place just opened and I say no because your new here. Right. He smiles and says ya. He says it's $50 for HH and I tell him that's to much for this area and I start to leave and he counters with 50 for 40 minutes and I say no. Then he goes 45 for 40 minutes, no, then 40 for 30. I tell him I think I'll pass this time because if I have to negotiate this hard to get the same price as very other joint like it around here that doesn't bode well for when I have to negotiate with the girl. So I left.

Next I go down to Washington to the Body Center and pull in, there was like ten young black guys sitting on the curb right in front of the place and I'm like, WTF, because they were kind of banger looking so I drive right through without stopping. So I say screw it and head up to the other place I mentioned in an earlier post in the 700 block of S Waterman. It's in another strip mall right in the middle. Half the stores are empty. The parking lot was also empty so I pull right up to the front door, grab my sack and go in. Kind of the same deal as the Latina Place over on Valley. Little crummy entry and after a few minutes this young Hispanic guys comes out and asks if I have ever been there before. Now something the guy said over at the other place pops into my head. He told me he also worked at another LMP just east of here. I figure the same people might own both places. Anyway, I tell him I haven't because they are to far out for me as I drive up here from the OC and usually stop in Bloomington. He tells me ok and it's 40 so I give him the door fee and he leads me to the back.

The place is actually pretty darn nice. Clean and well decorated. Now I think this is going to be expensive. I go in the room and get naked and lay face down. It's about 5 minutes before I hear the door open and a soft voice says hi. I try to look back to see what she looks like and I think I see an Asian lady. Fu. I wanted a Latina. She starts a nice rub with a warn folded towel. Nice touch it was relaxing. Then she drops the towel and continues the rub. It is just ok with very little teasing. At this point I don't think I am getting anything. Then it dawns on me that both the guys in the fronts rooms had cell phones in there hands with ear pieces in and wondered if the first guy had put the hex on me and warned this guy about me. But in a few more minutes the girl asks me to turn over.

Wow. She was really pretty and built. I ask her where she was from and she smiled and said Peru. I've been there so we talk about a couple places and then she starts kissing me all over paying attention to my nipples. Then she starts rubbing here perfect 38 natural tits all over me. Spectacular! Boobs my friends. She works her way up and lays on me and starts kissing my neck and then whispers in my ear, "what do you want. It's 80 for BJ and 100 for everything. " Everything I say. Then I say "you're exactly what I have been looking for. She smile and gets busy. After a some awesome CBJ she mounts me and has great technique CG. I tell her I want to look down on her face so we flip and I move her to the edge of the table and enter her. She isn't super tight but she is very nice down there. And I have to say she is gorgeous too. I get it on and she responds in kind and I blow. She seems very pleased with herself and more importantly I'm pleased. (Her name is Suzy)

She cleans me up, never asks for the $ so I react over and grab my shorts and pants and get her the $, she doesn't count it. I get dressed and ask her want days she works and she says every Wednesday and every other Sunday. I tell her it seems slow and she says she likes it like this because she hates the super busy places because she feels like a piece of meat. I told her I get that. And then she says this place lets her pick and chose who she has sex with and if she doesn't like the guy or is nervous about him "I only do Therapy. " So I tell her that's good for her anf oh by the way baby. That was the best "therapy" I have had in a long time. Just what the doctor ordered.

On the way out she grabbed my ass and whispered in my ear one last time. "Come back baby and I'll make it all go anyway for you. " Oh hell ya! I gave the guy at the door a big thumbs up.

I noticed this place has been slow with the post as well so I don't visit as much as I use to. In reply to the first post its very if-ey if you get a latina place but when you do find one its usually good. The one I've been to on wend. Is at the end of the rainbow found in Fontana. The other place is in S. Be. Off Mt. Vern nice place and get to pick.

The MP in Fontana is sketchy been there total of 3 x only got a L on the first time and it was worth it (other days are A.). Nice bod broken English and very flirty. Total damage for entry and service was 120 (yes FS).

Next is SB phone apt off of BP been there 2 x very pleased only had a prob with one chik not willing to service for lowballers. The ones I have had have been with were amazing nice small easy English very happy to serve. A bit more for that 40 door for 30 min and the girls start at 120 FS.

With summer coming up can't wait for those drives home (if you know what's up).

[QUOTE=Billy;2376621]. . . Wow. She was really pretty and built. I ask her where she was from and she smiled and said Peru. I've been there so we talk about a couple places and then she starts kissing me all over paying attention to my nipples. Then she starts rubbing here perfect 38 natural tits all over me. Spectacular! Boobs my friends. She works her way up and lays on me and starts kissing my neck and then whispers in my ear, "what do you want. It's 80 for BJ and 100 for everything. " Everything I say. Then I say "you're exactly what I have been looking for. She smile and gets busy. After a some awesome CBJ she mounts me and has great technique CG. I tell her I want to look down on her face so we flip and I move her to the edge of the table and enter her. She isn't super tight but she is very nice down there. And I have to say she is gorgeous too. I get it on and she responds in kind and I blow. She seems very pleased with herself and more importantly I'm pleased. (Her name is Suzy) . . .[/QUOTE]You'd said she works Wednesday and alternate Sundays, so yesterday morning I thought wow, I read this post just in time, because I happen to be heading out to that area in a few hours! I got there and everything was exactly the way you described, the place had beautiful detailed furniture and wall hangings, I think the nicest MP I've ever been in. Three cheers to anyone who writes up a detailed and accurate post! Unfortunately, PPS said that Suzy had needed to take today off, but will be back, he hopes, next week on Wednesday. PPS offered me someone else, but I decided to try to come back in a week. Again, thank you for your writeup, fun to read, the kind of thing that makes life better for me.

Lift Her Up.

I decided to give this aromatherapy joint a try my last trip to Vegas (about 6 months ago, sorry for report delay! It is in Hesperia area right off the fwy near truck wash station. . 40 door fee 1/2 hr. I go in ask to shower because I had been on the road for a while, which they have so I cleaned up. Went into the room got comfortable and lied face down on the table. Girl walks in thicker but not fat latina. She starts with some sand or stone bag on my back, not sure WTF that is all about. I start rubbing up and down her leg and she reaches under and starts playing with the boys. I turn over on my own, she asks what I want, I say everything. She tells me that is "extra" no mention of price. I tell her I know, and point to donation I had left on table. She starts with CBJ while I am sitting up on table, next lay back for some cg and finish things of k9. She thanked me after and cleaned me up. Total damage out the door 1. 4. Definitely worth it, cheaper than the same service in Vegas! Will stop by on my way to Vegas from now on, maybe on the way back to!

Looney.

So I decided to try out the aroma / lmp place on the 800 block of Valley. I've seen their ad on BP, and I heard they had a Brazilian girl that was wild. To my luck, the Brazilian was not there. I go up and in, the Mexican.

Pps asks for. 5 for 30. Strike one; but I see more and more places going to this new rate, so maybe it's on its way to becoming the norm (IDK, it may be a philosophical question for another forum). Go in, place is clean.

I use the bathroom (I always do, as a means to check out the place in general), it's clean. No shower. I asked the guy how many girls are available, he says 2 working but only one available. It's this girl whose name.

Starts with a be. I asked her to tell me her name 3 or more times, and I still can't remember it. Any way, she's cute, young (maybe 25), about 5 with high heels. But, she's easily 180 pounds. Not my cup of tea. She.

Asks what I want, I tell her CBJ. She looks disappointed but still not put off. She starts the jack show, then kisses and blows onto Mr. Happy. Finally, he stands at attention, like the good soldier I've known all my life.

She starts in on it, but again, she's not what I was looking for. Mr. Happy loses interest, she tries to revive him in different ways. In the words of George H Bush, as played by Dana Carvey: "It ain't going to happen!

I put clothes back on, she give me a big hug and I leave with my tail between my legs. Sorry, guys, I know some of you might like the bbw, and if so, you might have been pleased. It's a matter of taste and that's just.

Not my taste. So, in short, is the place good? Everything is available, so yes. Would I go back? Not unless I know for sure I'm going to get the Brazilian or someone hotter.

Yesterday I had some down time in Colton so I decide to head over to Body see on Washington as I was just around the corner. I go in and a big boobed blonde Latina greets me with the usual question, and I gave her an honest answer, no, but I go to all the other places near by and throw out a few names of ladies and then tell her I never knew this place was here and just happen to see their ad on BP. She seems ok with that and take me back to a room. The place is kind of nice and pretty big.

I go in the room and MMS tells me my girl will be right in. I was kind of hoping she would be the one. But no. I undress and lay on the short table. Never saw one this height before but it was ok. About five minutes in walks my therapist and she says hi and gets a bottle of lotion and I ask if it's unscented hoping that would let her know I was cool. She told me it was. She starts gloobing that shit on and proceeds to give me a below average rub. SO I'm thinking she is going through the motions waiting for the main event. I ask her name and she tells me it's Vanessa and it's her first day. Really, what fricking luck. Oh and she lied about the scent.

She keeps gloobing and rubbing and never once does she rub above mid-thigh or below the small of my back. So I push the action and start to rub her legs and ass. No resistance but I am not going under the clothes either. She is still no closer to the fun zone though. She is standing by my shoulder and bends over to rub my lower leg and I reach up and gently rub her nice natural boobs outside her top and she's ok with that. But I know we are getting short on time. I tell her she is beautiful and she puts her finger to her lips and shusses me like I am 10. Then I tell her I love her long black hair, shussss. Then she whispers so lightly I can't understand and she is pointing to the back wall. We do this about six times, every time I try to say something I get shussed. She said what I thought was what do you want but I was wrong. I said everything and she replies with I don't understand and I repeat "everything" and again she says I don't understand. Then she takes my hand and moves it to my side and starts rubbing my hand. Seriously girl.

I am limp as a wet noodle after all the shussing and zero teasing and I just want out. Then to my surprise she looks at me and motions HJ. I said hell no. I told her I've had enough of her and I'm out. She was very surprised and just stood there. I got dressed and she still stood in the room and watched as I dressed. She was truly stunned that I was leaving. And I think afraid I was going to say something to MMS.

I tell her I don't need her help out I know the way and walk to the door and she follows me like a puppy, and asks if I'm ok and I tell no, I'm very disappointed and then I say good-by. I was pleasant in in tone but I wanted her know she sucks at her job. MMS wasn't there so I figure she had a client. Now I'm pissed because I should have ask for her in the first place.