Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RaulJulia;6411912]I'm curious if anyone who's seen Joy at RT could comment if this pic is accurate. I've been to RT a handful of times and had some great visits with Saisha and some mediocre visits with a couple of others. So I'd decided that if / when I go back there, it will only be to see Saisha. I've seen Joy in there, but never had an appointment with her. However, when I saw her in there, she had on baggy clothes and looked sort of frumpy. But this pic in this ad has definitely caught my eye. Wondering if it's accurate. Thanks. --RJ.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/asian/thailand-therapist-full-of-ene/608088985099[/URL][/QUOTE]Admittedly, the last time I had the urge to go to RT was back almost 3 years ago, before I found this board and started branching out to the other side of mongering, so maybe she's gotten a bug for working out.

But, if I'm not trying to fool anybody, I doubt she's done anything to give herself that shapely of a body. I wouldn't necessarily call her 'frumpy', at least compared to American women of the same age, but she's not what I would call sexy or seductive either. She has the very stereotypical "small, older, asian woman whose meals mostly consist of vegetables and little sugar" body.

Not much to speak of for the front, back, or hips, but not off-putting or mood-killing either. I think 'serviceable' is what I'd call her shape.

[QUOTE=Bopa1;6411497]Anyone have any info on this one from STG?[/QUOTE]She was amazing. Tight grip with hands, I came way too fast.

[QUOTE=RobovDaslav;6414425]Admittedly, the last time I had the urge to go to RT was back almost 3 years ago, before I found this board and started branching out to the other side of mongering, so maybe she's gotten a bug for working out.

But, if I'm not trying to fool anybody, I doubt she's done anything to give herself that shapely of a body. I wouldn't necessarily call her 'frumpy', at least compared to American women of the same age, but she's not what I would call sexy or seductive either. She has the very stereotypical "small, older, asian woman whose meals mostly consist of vegetables and little sugar" body.

Not much to speak of for the front, back, or hips, but not off-putting or mood-killing either. I think 'serviceable' is what I'd call her shape.[/QUOTE]I doubt the pic is real. Looks fake to me. The "Joy" I know if at RT is a mid-fifty-year-old Philippian babe slightly overweight. Saw her once over 2 years ago. Session was OK and I was able to get BBBJ and CFS but have never gone back. Am a frequent RT visitor and only see Saisha. If you become a regular customer of her you will be rewarded. Always call and schedule an appointment with her.

[QUOTE=DutchMann;6413925]Newer to the hobby and have only ever done the occasional random drop-in at a few AMPs which were pretty lackluster. After reading the countless reviews of Milan and her ladies I finally made the effort to find the place. I stopped by late afternoon beginning of last week, was greeted warmly by Piper, but unfortunately they were all booked up for the next few hours and I was forced to look elsewhere.

I decided to try Serenity, but should have known better from other's reviews and what a difference as I was barely acknowledged when I entered. I pressed on and decided I still wanted 30 minutes, but what am absolute waste. 10 minutes, at best, of getting lightly smothered in way to much oil and then she says "want to flip" and at that point I just wanted to finish and bail. She repeatedly asks "how generous am I prepared to be?" to which I said my generosity matches the experience. Needless to say, my generosity capped at matching the door fee, as I received the most lackluster, mechanical HJ in my life. Dressed and bailed with no intention of ever returning. I don't recall the providers name and I don't see her photo on their STG listing. She was Caucasian, taller, kinda curly dark hair and void of any effort or interest in every way. Dressed and bailed quickly with no intention of ever returning.

.[/QUOTE]That was Athena originally Ann using fake pics in her STG ads. I never liked her for the fake pics encouraging her to use real pics was temporary. She's gone now, fired for multiple reasons.

There is an Anne that's been at serenity for awhile she's definitely my type, sweet lady that takes direction well.
EsteeLauder is considering working at serenity on weekends ( her day off from her real job). I've had great massages and great service from her .

Saw Maria about a week ago. It was around midnight, no one else was available at that time. Comms were good. She works out of a nice, clean hotel room. Massage was about a 6. 5/10. Got my full time and she adjusted the pressure as requested. Pleasant conversation. No extras to be had, strictly legit. Won't repeat as there are better legit providers, that is unless I ever need a massage again around midnight.

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I recently had the pleasure of having an appointment with Lady London at Serenity. She is a fit, trim twentysomething (her STG ad says 23 and that seems about right) AA provider with a killer spinner-type body. She described herself as "skinny" but I told her that's not a word I'd use to describe her. She's athletic and trim, but curvy in all the right places. She has an amazing asspetite overall, but very nicely filled out, and nice, natural breasts. The word that comes to mind to describe her is "tight. " Nice, tight body and tight where it counts. She's only been in the business for less than a year, so she was a bit shy or maybe just laid back, but a very sweet personality. Her massage was enjoyable. She used long, slow strokes, not very firm, but pleasant. When it came to the flip and the fun, the menu was fairly open. She's not the cheapest and I would say toward the upper end of the scale as far as donation (at least as far as my somewhat limited experience), but she was well worth it to me. Of course, as we always say, YMMV. If you're looking for deep tissue, therapeutic, or CMT level massage, she's not the best choice. If you like a fuller figured woman or even BBW type, she's not it. Also, if you're the type of guy who likes to lie back and let the provider take charge, she won't be a good fit for you. But she's very open to guidance, so with adequate communication on your part, she offers a great time. I highly recommend and plan to repeat. If interested, feel free to PM me for more info. I also want to add thanks to Benz for recommending her.--RJ.

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Had a follow up appointment today. This time with the famous (and growing more famous by the day) Milan herself. Holy moly. She is in a class all by herself. I won't rehash everything everyone else has already said, but I'll just say that the massage was about as close to perfect as one can get. She worked on all my problem areas and even found some I wasn't aware of until she touched them and worked out the knots.

Another nice add on was her selection of music to set the mood. It was perfect. She even has a beautiful singing voice. The legend grows. If the massage business starts to bore her she could probably start a recording career next. Can you think of anything better than getting touched by a beautiful woman as she serenades you? I can't.

She had insisted on giving a longer massage to make up for the few minutes short last time. Again, I didn't consider that a big deal, but you can tell her reputation is everything to her and she wanted to make it up to me. Who am I to turn that down LOL?

After the relaxing therapeutic massage it was time for the flip. I'll spare you all the detail but let me just state for the record that her beautiful eyes and perfectly put together body are a vision I won't forget. I think I said something to that effect but I'm not sure my speech was coherent at that point I was so relaxed. She was stunning. I felt like butter.

I will definitely be returning. This exceeded all expectations and then some. The only question is do I try for a repeat with Piper or Milan? Or do I keep working my way through all the lovely ladies there? A fella could go broke trying achieve nirvana.

Just Divine is now 2 for 2 on fabulous experiences.

[QUOTE=AspenWood;6410585]Gents. Once again, I have to heap mountains of praise upon this absolute gem. I had her for an hour of play time this time. And she is addicting. She took control and left me craving more of her. She is an ATF now and if you have not scheduled with her, I am unsure if you have ever experienced true pleasure.

After a brief massage, she choked me and spat in my mouth. Owning me. Made me get up and she laid down on her tight tummy and had me use lots of oil per her request to rub her all over, giving her the massage and rubbing every curve. My cock inches from her face as she teased me while I worked on her neck and shoulders. Flicking her tongue mere centimeters from my head.

Rubbing that perfect ass with all the oil I could get on it, burying my face in from the back and tasting her. She is soooo sweet and wet. Beautiful shaved pussy and asshole. This quien is worthy of all my praise. She flipped and I got to work on her huge and perky breasts. Her thighs. Her pretty feet, and every scrumptious curve.

She beckoned me to come close to her as she pulled her knees up to allow me to access that glistening snatch more easily and commanded me to please her. I dove in like a starving Doberman. I wanted her all over me. Holding back and teasing her clit with my tongue while fingering her. Slipping my tongue all along that succulent slit. I didn't stop until she came a second time, squeezing my head between her strong and thick shaved thighs.

She caught her breath as I kissed and licked her all over. Then instructed me to lay on my back as she tormented my throbbing head with lots of oil, spit, and her soft hands. She teased my frenulum and lightly slapped my balls to send me into fucking nirvana. She mercilessly stroked and teased me and ruined me once, letting my seed spill onto her still hand. And when she was finally ready to drain me, she milked every drop out of me expertly while coaxing me with her sultry voice.[/QUOTE]Very intriguing, sent you a PM, but curious if anyone else has a link or info for contact?

I hope all the parlors are celebrating 420 with discounted door fees.

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[QUOTE=SarahLikesIt;6415306]Had a follow up appointment today. This time with the famous (and growing more famous by the day) Milan herself. Holy moly. She is in a class all by herself. I won't rehash everything everyone else has already said, but I'll just say that the massage was about as close to perfect as one can get. She worked on all my problem areas and even found some I wasn't aware of until she touched them and worked out the knots.[/QUOTE]Where is this place? I googled Just Divine and Wellness and get a lot of hits.

[QUOTE=DutchMann;6416031]Very intriguing, sent you a PM, but curious if anyone else has a link or info for contact?[/QUOTE][URL]https://tryst.link/massage/lola-moon[/URL]

AW.

I just got back from TNC Massage on Plainfield. I was going to take part in Serenitys $40/ hr special. They apparently closed early today. I drove past TNC a couple times thought I'd check it out. The lady was nice and took me straight to the room. She was not the best looker though. Did not catch a name. Massage was quite poor, I don't think she used much if any oil. She did not get particularly deep. I did get the full 30 minutes though. Prices were 50 for hhr, 70 hr. Extras were offered. I don't hear great, but I think it was 50 for HE, 100 for BJ, 200 for whole thing (her words). I'm not upset, I somewhat felt I got my moneys worth. I don't recall seeing this place reviewed often so I thought I ought to add my two cents. Any Massage is better than no massage.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Simply too poor to do this too often. Haha.

I don't post reviews often, though I have enjoyed the hobby going back to scores and ev.

I had the opportunity today to enjoy time with Athena at the den. Let me first say this is Not the Athena / Ann that has been posting for appointments at Serenity. The person that greets you is the same one as in her pictures, if not better. I have seen her several times, and have never been disappointed.

Her massage skills are above average, with plenty of teasing. She is careful to get feedback to make sure you are enjoying your time. The flip has always been good, and she has excellent communication there too.

Her STG link is [URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/why-gamble--when-im-a-guarante/181846081081[/URL].

Hello Fellas,

I am working on catching up on my reports. Been to almost every massage place in GR, and Linda is by far the best legit massage in town. She was one of the first massage parlors I went to four years ago and has been my standard ever since. Se always greets me with a smile and a hug, asks me how I'm doing. I've come in a few times with migraines. She takes one look at me and tells me she knows what I need. She has different lotions besides just oils, and starts rubbing me down with icy hot. Rubs my neck and head real good with a heated bean bag tube looking thing. Then hot rocks on my back and down to really rub my calf's. On the flip she puts cumbers on my eyes and puts some other lotion. Focused on the pressure points in my head. Then when the massage is done, she will wrap her body around yours and have you hold her hands and different angles and stretches out your whole body. Even when I don't have a head ache, she treats me right. She even thought my toe nails were too long one time and cut them for me. Rates 60 min $60.90 minutes for $90. I tip anywhere from $30-$80 she does such a great job compared to everyone else I've tried out. I even had a freak out at her last massage parlor when I called for an appointment for Linda, they said ok. I get there and they put me in a room and in walks this other woman. I asked where the fuck is Linda? "Oh she no work here no more". "I scheduled for Linda, where did she go?" "No I give you good massage". The fuck, I got up and got dressed right there and asked for my money back and where was Linda. They let me know she went to fuller massage and 20 minutes later I was greeted by a smiling Linda. Treat her right fellas, she's a GR Treasure.

Sue at healing hands is my in a pinch go to (I am pretty sure that is her name, I've been calling her sue for several years and she hasn't corrected me). I have been seeing her for years now. She's in her 50's maybe 60's. For me she is about a 4 to 5/10. Firm C's I would say. Menu opens up a little after she gets to know you. I have never really talked to her much. I typically don't initiate much conversation and let the masseuse do it. Stopped in the other day to see her. It always seems like a very straight forward deal after I haggle with her. Typically $. 4 - $1. 6 . Found paying full price gets the same service. Right to the standard session. Out in 30 minutes. Now fellas, she doesn't like it when you take too long, she has slapped me in the face at around the 25 min mark one time and told me to hurry or she was done. , LOL. Overall, I'd say a 5/10, but it's a known entity compared to some of the abysmal experiences I have had in GR.