Massage Parlor Reports

I have been several times. Lucy used to be my girl but she isn't there now.

Right now, Amy and Mia are the two that are working. Both are cutish and very friendly. Nothing more that some teasing but Mia seems she might be available for more. It was my first time seeing her so I will report back after the next visit.

I have not every had any issues with odor or smell feet (Yuck). But that is only my experience.

Cheers!

RTN.

[QUOTE=DaddyJ95;5586099]Has anyone been to Lily?(By subway) if so, could you leave a review and details on appearance.[/QUOTE]

I just went. No HE. Smells dank. There is carpet and it's old. There are signs in the room saying there are no extras and only professional services. I don't know why they advertise on Rub Ratings. Probably trying to get business. If you want what I know you want, this is not the place.

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/221471[/URL]

Tried to go to Deep Roots but they said, "We have no time." And made me leave. It has been a tough day LOL. Guess I'm going to The Furnace tonight to see what happens.

[QUOTE=RubeTheNube;5589047]I have been several times. Lucy used to be my girl but she isn't there now.

Right now, Amy and Mia are the two that are working. Both are cutish and very friendly. Nothing more that some teasing but Mia seems she might be available for more. It was my first time seeing her so I will report back after the next visit.

I have not every had any issues with odor or smell feet (Yuck). But that is only my experience.

Cheers!

RTN.[/QUOTE]

Just went to Deep Roots again and the door lady said, "only massage, only massage" I said "nothing extra?" And she reiterated, "only massage".

On one hand I'm confused, is there no place to get serviced around here? On the other hand I appreciate the lady telling me upfront and not taking my money.

If any monger knows a decent place or person, please let me know.

You're doing exactly what they want their ads to accomplish. To go with the hopes of something happening, that's not going to happen. Save your money.

[QUOTE=RubeTheNube;5589047]I have been several times. Lucy used to be my girl but she isn't there now.

Right now, Amy and Mia are the two that are working. Both are cutish and very friendly. Nothing more that some teasing but Mia seems she might be available for more. It was my first time seeing her so I will report back after the next visit.

I have not every had any issues with odor or smell feet (Yuck). But that is only my experience.

Cheers!

RTN.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stvbrks6;5589448]Just went to Deep Roots again and the door lady said, "only massage, only massage" I said "nothing extra?" And she reiterated, "only massage".

On one hand I'm confused, is there no place to get serviced around here? On the other hand I appreciate the lady telling me upfront and not taking my money.

If any monger knows a decent place or person, please let me know.[/QUOTE]I recommend Sunny. I've only been twice but got HE both times. Yep it costs more, but you get what you pay for. I got a text from them on Tuesday saying they had 3 girls available. They texted me!.
There are other places, but apparently they're few and far between. Remember, we're in Alabama.

[QUOTE=Stvbrks6;5589395]I just went. No HE. Smells dank. There is carpet and it's old. There are signs in the room saying there are no extras and only professional services. I don't know why they advertise on Rub Ratings. Probably trying to get business. If you want what I know you want, this is not the place.

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/221471[/URL]

Tried to go to Deep Roots but they said, "We have no time." And made me leave. It has been a tough day LOL. Guess I'm going to The Furnace tonight to see what happens.[/QUOTE]I can personally say that Lily's is not the move. I came in there before, and the girl acted like it was her first massage ever. GTFOH. I just got a subpar rubdown and nothing more. Lesson learned. I might as well go to Angel to at least know I'm getting something out of it.

It's not worth it to me, and I'm not the only one. They're the biggest up sellers and con artists around. Plus that location is horrible. Waaaay too much traffic around.

[QUOTE=EarnedIt45;5590334]I recommend Sunny. I've only been twice but got HE both times. Yep it costs more, but you get what you pay for. I got a text from them on Tuesday saying they had 3 girls available. They texted me!.
There are other places, but apparently they're few and far between. Remember, we're in Alabama.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone have any inside knowledge of why the place that opened awhile back in Pelham and then shut down not long after? It was down 31, a few mikes from 119 on the left. Was in a building that sat off the road. I forget the name. It was talked about on here briefly. Had a girl that worked there with big, long nips.

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5591609]Does anyone have any inside knowledge of why the place that opened awhile back in Pelham and then shut down not long after? It was down 31, a few mikes from 119 on the left. Was in a building that sat off the road. I forget the name. It was talked about on here briefly. Had a girl that worked there with big, long nips.[/QUOTE]A few years ago Pelham changed it's zoning ordinances and business license codes. I remember reading about it somewhere, anyway it places limits on certain new businesses like tattoo shops, pawn shops, massage parlors, etc. If I remember correctly a new one can't open within a certain distance of an existing one, can't stay open past 6:00 and other restrictions. That place probably violated one of those ordinances and the city used that to shut it down.

[QUOTE=Stvbrks6;5589448]Just went to Deep Roots again and the door lady said, "only massage, only massage" I said "nothing extra?" And she reiterated, "only massage".

On one hand I'm confused, is there no place to get serviced around here? On the other hand I appreciate the lady telling me upfront and not taking my money.

If any monger knows a decent place or person, please let me know.[/QUOTE]If you're asking if they do HE when you walk in, then your parlor etiquette is off, and you'll never get what you're after.

There wasn't another shop anywhere near them. Plus you have Favorite down the road that stays open until 930. This place was open for a month or two, then closed for a week, then it opened back up for a few weeks, then it closed permanently. Didn't make any sense. Unless they were inappropriate with someone they shouldn't have been. I mean, when your masseuse is wearing a t shirt with no bra, and her half inch nips are poking out, it's probably not the best look, or smartest move.

[QUOTE=BulldogLoverr;5592016]A few years ago Pelham changed it's zoning ordinances and business license codes. I remember reading about it somewhere, anyway it places limits on certain new businesses like tattoo shops, pawn shops, massage parlors, etc. If I remember correctly a new one can't open within a certain distance of an existing one, can't stay open past 6:00 and other restrictions. That place probably violated one of those ordinances and the city used that to shut it down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5592768]There wasn't another shop anywhere near them. Plus you have Favorite down the road that stays open until 930. This place was open for a month or two, then closed for a week, then it opened back up for a few weeks, then it closed permanently. Didn't make any sense. Unless they were inappropriate with someone they shouldn't have been. I mean, when your masseuse is wearing a t shirt with no bra, and her half inch nips are poking out, it's probably not the best look, or smartest move.[/QUOTE]If I remember correctly the distance was a mile so they were to close to Favorite and probably Iknead. Basically Pelham has given Favorite and Iknead a monopoly. Since they were already there before the ordinances changed they were probably grandfathered in and exempted from the closing times, etc. The location also had to be zoned a certain way couldn't be within a certain distance of residential or daycare etc. Pelham has picked who wins and who loses. I always felt this could have been fought in court but who would have had the money and time to expend. I'll try and find that article again.

Anyone have intel on this three hour outcall massage? In the area soon and looks interesting.

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/136528[/URL]

[QUOTE=TSMithfun;5593784]Anyone have intel on this three hour outcall massage? In the area soon and looks interesting.

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/136528[/URL][/QUOTE]Trust me if it looks too good to be true it is. MJ.

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5591600]It's not worth it to me, and I'm not the only one. They're the biggest up sellers and con artists around. Plus that location is horrible. Waaaay too much traffic around.[/QUOTE]I keep hearing disappointment with other places around here. So what's good for a low price?

Low price and good don't go together. Usually you're not going to get a good therapeutic massage and a he. If you get a he, the massage is going to be shortchanged on time and crappy. Really nothing around town is worth the time or money. They're all really just hustlers and all about the $.

[QUOTE=EarnedIt45;5597704]I keep hearing disappointment with other places around here. So what's good for a low price?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5598869]Low price and good don't go together. Usually you're not going to get a good therapeutic massage and a he. If you get a he, the massage is going to be shortchanged on time and crappy. Really nothing around town is worth the time or money. They're all really just hustlers and all about the $.[/QUOTE]I get that it's all about the $. This hobby ain't cheap.

How about places that are at least good for he then?

[QUOTE=EarnedIt45;5599170]I get that it's all about the $. This hobby ain't cheap.

How about places that are at least good for he then?[/QUOTE]Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up. And the reason for that is the people that own them and run them can make just as much money as an old-time Korean Asian massage parlor that offered everything without worrying about any. You guys keep going there Time After Time After Time just hoping there might be something when really most of the time that's not true. Occasionally some Rogue girl will without the knowledge of management do something for you but that is very much the exception rather than the rule if you're looking for the old time Korean Asian massage experience you might be able to find that in Atlanta but you seriously need to do your research before you go there because even in Atlanta probably 90% of the places that are open now are these scam parlors. So once again I've told you and warned you whether you keep wasting your money or not is up to you. MJ.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5599541]Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up.[/QUOTE]Really? I know a couple of places that still let you leave happy. I just went to one.

[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5600212]Really? I know a couple of places that still let you leave happy. I just went to one.[/QUOTE]Same here. I went today, left with a great massage and very happy.

I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ.

Totally agree with your statement.

But it's cool when you can find one.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5600863]I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5600863]I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ.[/QUOTE]I know of at least 4 places that you can get a HE, if you can't then you aren't trying.

[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5602881]I know of at least 4 places that you can get a HE, if you can't then you aren't trying.[/QUOTE]How much money are you willing to pay for a hand job and how much money did you have to spend before you found a place that would give you one. What's the percentage of success and of real satisfaction compared to the amount of money you spent MJ.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5600863]You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta.[/QUOTE]You're probably right. I'm not looking for full service. I'm happy with at least a decent massage and a happy ending, which for me is just a hand job. But the girl did way more than that. She reached between my butt cheeks and fondled my balls several times before the flip and rubbed her breasts on me (briefly but still!) after the flip. You're right also that you have to build a rapport with them. But she pulled down her top and gave me a good tug on my first visit, and this was only my second. She told me no below the waist, so there are limits. But she hinted that more is possible, for more money of course. Again, it was a great experience for me, more than just a tease. But mileage may vary based on what you're looking for.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5599541]Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up. And the reason for that is the people that own them and run them can make just as much money as an old-time Korean Asian massage parlor that offered everything without worrying about any. You guys keep going there Time After Time After Time just hoping there might be something when really most of the time that's not true. Occasionally some Rogue girl will without the knowledge of management do something for you but that is very much the exception rather than the rule if you're looking for the old time Korean Asian massage experience you might be able to find that in Atlanta but you seriously need to do your research before you go there because even in Atlanta probably 90% of the places that are open now are these scam parlors. So once again I've told you and warned you whether you keep wasting your money or not is up to you. MJ.[/QUOTE]What about that One place in Birmingham. ?

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5599541]Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up. And the reason for that is the people that own them and run them can make just as much money as an old-time Korean Asian massage parlor that offered everything without worrying about any. You guys keep going there Time After Time After Time just hoping there might be something when really most of the time that's not true. Occasionally some Rogue girl will without the knowledge of management do something for you but that is very much the exception rather than the rule if you're looking for the old time Korean Asian massage experience you might be able to find that in Atlanta but you seriously need to do your research before you go there because even in Atlanta probably 90% of the places that are open now are these scam parlors. So once again I've told you and warned you whether you keep wasting your money or not is up to you. MJ.[/QUOTE]I somewhat agree & somewhat disagree. Your right about alabama for the most part. I can count on one hand around Birmingham where I can go to get a HJ. Only one place I'm aware for FS, and even that is getting more difficult if your not a regular customer. In atlanta though, I disagree. I can get a HJ at 90% or 95% of the one I go to. And FS at a good amount as well, as long as you know where to go. And let them see your face a good bit. So they know you. But yes it is getting harder to get anything at some place!

If you could please PM me with the places I would greatly appreciate it. I know of one that I can share.

[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5602881]I know of at least 4 places that you can get a HE, if you can't then you aren't trying.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5600863]I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ.[/QUOTE]I always have that Asian itch. Used to visit AMPs and KAMPs all the time but haven't been in almost 3 years now. I always see your post MJ and take it to heart. Last AMP I went to was a tease and toss and I can't always trek out to ATL when I want to scratch that itch. I wish there was a good FS or at least HJ place around Birmingham consistently. I know some guys here say they got that one place or such but I don't post enough to beg for DMs on where / who.

I hope people quit giving these tease joints money so that the Asian girls coming in are more open to either giving a good massage or going FS.

I just want to thank all of you guys that mentioned this place. Let's just say everything you guys said about it was true. I drew Linda today and she made my trip worth it to say the least. I can say that anything is on the table if you give them enough out your wallet. I got everything I wanted, just wished the actual massage was better. But you know what you want when you come there. I will come back again soon to see if I can draw a different one.

[QUOTE=Rich3783;5608945]I just want to thank all of you guys that mentioned this place. Let's just say everything you guys said about it was true. I drew Linda today and she made my trip worth it to say the least. I can say that anything is on the table if you give them enough out your wallet. I got everything I wanted, just wished the actual massage was better. But you know what you want when you come there. I will come back again soon to see if I can draw a different one.[/QUOTE]What was it like? What did Linda look like? Feel free to inbox. Thanks you!

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[QUOTE=EarnedIt45;5600465]Same here. I went today, left with a great massage and very happy.[/QUOTE]Could you inbox me with the places that you know of?

[QUOTE=SRG1286;5610257]What was it like? What did Linda look like? Feel free to inbox. Thanks you![/QUOTE]I'd like to know too.

I would like to know as well. I'm thinking of going to Birmingham today.

And now one T is talk about, we see how far this goes.

Each of us comes into the forum as a new member. When I first came in it was explained to me that to gain trust and acceptance I should post reviews and useful information and after doing that for some time others on the site would begin to view me as reliable and trustworthy and would be more willing to share information with me. To come on the board and have pretty much every post you make a request for information is typically viewed by the senior members with distrust and suspicion. It's like my grandfather used to say don't approach me with a mouth full of give me and a handful of much obliged. It's much better to contribute to the Community first and ask for information later. MJ.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5614269]Each of us comes into the forum as a new member. When I first came in it was explained to me that to gain trust and acceptance I should post reviews and useful information and after doing that for some time others on the site would begin to view me as reliable and trustworthy and would be more willing to share information with me. To come on the board and have pretty much every post you make a request for information is typically viewed by the senior members with distrust and suspicion. It's like my grandfather used to say don't approach me with a mouth full of give me and a handful of much obliged. It's much better to contribute to the Community first and ask for information later. MJ.[/QUOTE]That's good MJ.

For new people looking for places to go, there has been a lot of posts around here lately on various places. If you see mixed reviews about a place (some ups and some downs) it's probably worth a try. Trial and error is part of the game.

I stop at DR the lady began talking crazy, I walk out. Headed to True Acupressure Alabaster Got what I needed, enough said.

What did you get, besides having to pay upfront, getting a 25 minute massage, and then some half ass hand job? That's usually what Tru is all about.

[QUOTE=RigersHate;5615848]I stop at DR the lady began talking crazy, I walk out. Headed to True Acupressure Alabaster Got what I needed, enough said.[/QUOTE]