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[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2324303]Throat yogurt.[/QUOTE]An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Sick days are a miserable vacation for a provider. If you come in sneezing, you may walk Right back out sneezing!! This is a high exposure lifestyle, it's out of love and respect that you should let others know.

However, having someone taking care of me while I am under the weather would definitely be an interesting and exciting fantasy to play out!

But then again, I forget that I wouldn't be feeling very well, and I highly doubt that there will be someone interested in being around anyone in such a vulnerable position.

Honestly there wouldn't be much magic to be had that is for sure.

I got a chance to meet this forum advertiser today and had a great time. Incall was in a decent spot off of I-Drive. She performed one of the best BBBJ I've ever had. Followed up with some intense CFS where we almost dislodged the bed and was close to owing the hotel a shit ton of money LOL.

Anyway I recommend for anyone looking for a thick GFE MILF.

KC.

This report is a couple weeks overdue. It was my birthday and I just happened to be one traffic light away from Paige's incall location so I texted her and told her I was in the hood and I could use some headache relief on my birthday, she quickly responded and said "sure come over just give me a few to get ready for you". I waited around for 15 min. Then went over and she was ready and waiting to take care of me on my day. It had been 7-8 months since my last visit so we sat on her couch and got caught up a bit before she worked her magic on me. She let me play with her girls a bit before eagerly working me with her mouth and tongue before she made me explode. Her oral skills are right up there with the best in Orlando. Paige is a good person who doesn't have any drama when you see her. Makes you feel like an old friend right from the start. Most of you already know this but for those of you on the fence try giving her a chance. Play Safe!

I agree totally with your description of Paige's personality and arrangements. We mongers should be honored to have the privilege to be in her company.

[QUOTE=NedleyMandingo;2328461]This report is a couple weeks overdue. It was my birthday and I just happened to be one traffic light away from Paige's incall location so I texted her and told her I was in the hood and I could use some headache relief on my birthday, she quickly responded and said "sure come over just give me a few to get ready for you". I waited around for 15 min. Then went over and she was ready and waiting to take care of me on my day. It had been 7-8 months since my last visit so we sat on her couch and got caught up a bit before she worked her magic on me. She let me play with her girls a bit before eagerly working me with her mouth and tongue before she made me explode. Her oral skills are right up there with the best in Orlando. Paige is a good person who doesn't have any drama when you see her. Makes you feel like an old friend right from the start. Most of you already know this but for those of you on the fence try giving her a chance. Play Safe![/QUOTE].

Thank you for the kind words. Glad I could make your birthday happy xoxo.

Come see me anytime.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=NedleyMandingo;2328461]This report is a couple weeks overdue. It was my birthday and I just happened to be one traffic light away from Paige's incall location so I texted her and told her I was in the hood and I could use some headache relief on my birthday, she quickly responded and said "sure come over just give me a few to get ready for you". I waited around for 15 min. Then went over and she was ready and waiting to take care of me on my day. It had been 7-8 months since my last visit so we sat on her couch and got caught up a bit before she worked her magic on me. She let me play with her girls a bit before eagerly working me with her mouth and tongue before she made me explode. Her oral skills are right up there with the best in Orlando. Paige is a good person who doesn't have any drama when you see her. Makes you feel like an old friend right from the start. Most of you already know this but for those of you on the fence try giving her a chance. Play Safe![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Beckham5;2328492]I agree totally with your description of Paige's personality and arrangements. We mongers should be honored to have the privilege to be in her company.

.[/QUOTE]Paige is so cool and down to earth. The type of girl that makes you forget your there to actually dream because get caught up in her great conversation. What a cool quality to have. Also very accommodating to your needs and availability.

BG111.

[QUOTE=Pinoboy;2321618]Correct me if I'm wrong somebody, but I think I will be the first to post a positive review of Patients (formerly SweetKhrystal) ever since she started getting her fair share of bad publicity here. I would not have made an appt with her had she not PM'd me by mistake thinking I was somebody else and apologizing for not being able to keep an appt. That combined with her post saying she would prove to anyone who sees her after the bad reviews that she is worth it made me curious to see what she was all about and to find out if I'd experience a situation similar to what Potsy claimed to go through with her.

After several texts over a few days, I finally decided to meet with her tonight. The way she hyped her oral skills via text I pretty much knew I couldn't pass the opportunity up. Fast forward to the actual dream which I opted for oral only and she more than exceeded my expectations! She was down for any position and really let me do my thing with her. I wanted rough and sloppy and that's exactly what I got with absolutely no complaints from her! Definitely non-rush and while I normally wouldn't donate 80 for just BBBJ, I totally think it was money well spent in this case. Patients really earned it this night! After at least a good 20 minutes or so I finally blasted my load inside her mouth while face fucking her with her on her back. I guess she couldn't hold it all and some leaked out on to her neck. So after she swallowed what did manage to stay in her mouth, I graciously scooped up most of the remaining cum remnants from her neck and chest area and fed it to her with my fingers. We both cleaned ourselves up in the tub afterwards followed by some small talk about recent occurences. There's two sides to every story, so until you hear what she has to say regarding the matter, don't be quick to judge her character based solely on the negative info you read her. My experience with her was nothing but positive![/QUOTE]I will be looking to see you again. You have started a chain reaction. Thank you for breaking the ice.

Thank you you guys are very sweet. I enjoy the dreams and the company.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2329201]Paige is so cool and down to earth. The type of girl that makes you forget your there to actually dream because get caught up in her great conversation. What a cool quality to have. Also very accommodating to your needs and availability.

BG111.[/QUOTE]

After a handful of PMs, there doesn't appear to be any rhyme or reason to it, so I'm kind of glad I didn't mention the provider specifically.

I did text the provider to ask about it, but obviously even IF she did know about it, most people would never actually admit to it. (People that actually would tell the truth in that situation. Those are hard to come by.) Babe, I hope you did go and see the doc to check but I don't have my hopes up. I doubt this also, but I hope you'll still see me!

That being said, I did receive a message from two SMs, one who supposedly got strep at around the same time as me, so it is very likely strep has been going around (if he is telling the truth) since it was another provider completely unrelated to mine.

The other one got strep and the timing was all off, so that didn't really pan out too well either.

To the SM that said I could've caught it from somewhere else. I'm actually a shut in / live under a rock, so that wouldn't apply to me. I'm pretty introverted at work too, and people rarely talk to me, so that wouldn't be possible either.

I wish everyone the best of luck. If you have symptoms of a sore throat that lasts for more than 2 days AND is getting worse, go see a doc. No, using mouth wash isn't going to "kill the germs" and temporarily make it safe. I'm probably going to abstain from any kissing for the next month or two =(.

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND STAY SAFE.

I'm sorry I missed responding to your review; I didn't mean to! But thank you honey! It was so funny when you said something like, "Now this movie has a whole new meaning to me!" something like that LOL!

Come back anytime babe!

[QUOTE=Mr301;2309416]Just recently dreamt of Jenna Jewl. Her incall was easy to get to. The room was rundown but she's getting a new one. She greeted me with a hug and quickly set me at ease. We talked a bit, she put A Christmas Story on the tv and the action started. Started off with a nice BBBJ and moved on to her riding. We switch to mish for awhile then I had to take her doggy. We finished with one of the most incredible BBBJCIM I've ever had. She left me breathless and in a daze. I was so out of It I tried to put my shirt on backwards! She's and amazing mature woman and would definitely recommend her.[/QUOTE]

I just wanted to say a special! THANK YOU! To all who gave me the opportunity to prove my self as a provider. Once again I love what I do, and have a amazing time pleasing as well as getting pleased. Also thanks to usag members for a second warm welcome, its been my pleasure and no hard feelings towards anyone. I feel as if we are all one big cycle of friends and family. As a provider I plan to make new friends and continue to do my job and do it well!

P.S.

Ashley / Mystical darling pm me please so we can squash this. Yours Truly,

I don't want any bad vibes from anyone I have been fortunate.

To have you in my path and would be much obliged if you would Patients aka (SweetKhrystal).

Please give the chance to clear the air thank you!

Well my fellow mongers you have read the ad, you have seen the pictures and you have read the reviews. Now it is time to go see what the hype is all about. Belive me it will be the best $. 5 you will ever spend. NaNa I will see you again soon.

So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2331352]So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.[/QUOTE]C3 something is bad wrong. Really bad. Your thoughts on this topic mirror what I would say. I mean Capital "T". I do however read the entire resume. Between that and the Vino advice to Dallas a gal could really take some pointers.

On another note a first for me this week. Cock blocked TWICE in a couple of days. One of you slick dogs has turned a UTR into a GF as I got a text she is off the market. Damn. Next day another UTR turns my Mario Coins down. I screwed up and was honest telling her I am not a once a week guy. So I guess everyone else on here finds a SP they like, visits her once a week as long as SHE says yes. That is how it works right. Wink, wink. No fears young lady, I am sure I can find someone who will gladly relieve me of those coins. Not quite Pamela Handshake desperate yet.

Cheers Jesse.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2331352]So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.[/QUOTE]C3, my friend, in my opinion, you have hit the nail on it's head. We don't need stories, just useful facts of the advertising ladies. Pictures, heck yes, that is what is all about, "Attraction", and all our tastes are different.

Don't pretty-up your pics to much, keep it real, we will find out the truth anyways, and if you where un-honest, what will we think about you?

Jesse mentioned Vino's "Dallas" Post in his reply to this: One more sentence to this: "I would from now on suggest to call this chick " RUN-AROUND Sue ", that's all she is. She is just to greedy and UNRELIABLE. Competition has caught up with her, and now she is desperate, BUT has not changed her game!

Just ignore her, we have so much better here, and don't need to get the "RUN-AROUND" show from this "Dallas" chick, besides you like being treated as her last resource and wait on parking-lots for hrs. to then find out she disappeared AGAIN. Car-Trouble, Phone-Trouble, Fell-Asleep, My-Aunt-just-showed-up, Who-are-you....... The "Run-Around Sue's"-Lyrics

[QUOTE=Camera3;2331352]For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.[/QUOTE]A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah [B]shaved pussy[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I like giving blowjob[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I have nice tits[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]100 roses[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]telephone[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]pictures[/B].

[QUOTE=Admin2;2331555]A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah [B]shaved pussy[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I like giving blowjob[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I have nice tits[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]100 roses[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]telephone[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]pictures[/B].[/QUOTE]Blah blah blah. I like what I do. . The only and ultimate.

Ladies: "pictures speak more then a thousand words".

Based on reviews a part of me would love to try patience and her friend. However $$ seems steep. I donated $$$ for a duo with nikki baby and katie and twice I donated $$ for a duo with petite maura and zoey. Based on the pics I wouldn't put these girls on that level. Maybe someone that's seen them can give me some advice because based on the pics I get a SW in a seedy hotel vibe.

C3, you nailed it. What's on the menu, what's the coinage. We shouldn't have to ask or guess. I'm one of those BBBJCIMNQNS kind of guys. That's what I like to look for in a profile.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2331555]A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah [B]shaved pussy[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I like giving blowjob[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I have nice tits[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]100 roses[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]telephone[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]pictures[/B].[/QUOTE]I would like to add LOCATION to that. Some of you are in the middle of a forest on the other side of three traffic jams and are talking about lunch hour specials.

Some of us don't have the time to be making an appointment 3 weeks in advance or calling around like we're shopping for a mechanic. When we see a window of opportunity, it's more like sending a text "are you free in 45 minutes, and where are you. " Don't waste our time.

And I'm glad admin said that the hieroglyphic craigslist backpage crap is crap. It doesn't work, wastes our time, and apparently crashes websites and admin time. You know what works, even on craigspage?

?Ihaveahotpenis - 19 (up your ass).

Sabrina Incall - 25 (Kirkman).

!111!11 OMGMYhotdickDDDDDDDDDDDD - 18.

More than one Sabrina on CLBP?

Sabrina Bootie Outcalls Only - 25 (Kirkman).

If your pimp is advertising for you, he is not a specialist in online marketing and SEO, he's a pimp. Frankly, I ignore everything in the title and just browse by location, so if your location is "in your wettest dreams", you're not even there because I didn't click your link. If your pics suck, well frankly I don't shop by "is that the worst she could look?" If your pimp is an SEO expert, he wouldn't be pimping.

Let's not dance around this; If you're getting busted, you're getting busted. If I ask where you are and I get over by WDW. We have a problem. Let's have a city, district, and cross-streets, so that when I call you back and say I'm in Clermont, you don't get all upset because you're in Celebration. LEO is not knocking door-to-door to find you, they need to catch you in the act, and by then it's all over.

Have an incall. Have an option for an incall. Do a car date, do something. I laugh at the cheapskates in the massage parlor sections since they don't realize it's a convenience store. Of course there's a markup; if I could get drive-thru head in a safe, private, closed door garage, I would, but I'd expect a discount since there's no shower and massage.

[QUOTE=Plattler;2331513]C3, my friend, in my opinion, you have hit the nail on it's head. We don't need stories, just useful facts of the advertising ladies. Pictures, heck yes, that is what is all about, "Attraction", and all our tastes are different.

Don't pretty-up your pics to much, keep it real, we will find out the truth anyways, and if you where un-honest, what will we think about you?

Jesse mentioned Vino's "Dallas" Post in his reply to this: One more sentence to this: "I would from now on suggest to call this chick " RUN-AROUND Sue ", that's all she is. She is just to greedy and UNRELIABLE. Competition has caught up with her, and now she is desperate, BUT has not changed her game!

Just ignore her, we have so much better here, and don't need to get the "RUN-AROUND" show from this "Dallas" chick, besides you like being treated as her last resource and wait on parking-lots for hrs. to then find out she disappeared AGAIN. Car-Trouble, Phone-Trouble, Fell-Asleep, My-Aunt-just-showed-up, Who-are-you....... The "Run-Around Sue's"-Lyrics[/QUOTE]Damn! Well articulated.

I found my self dosing off into a dream this past Saturday morning, the dream started with me texting MarinaGfe the day before and actually having some dirty texts with her which got me all excited to see her! I opted for the 1 hr and multi cup was offered! I dreamed that I pulled up to a very nice hotel near SeaWorld and a simple phone call got me to her door. She opened the door wearing a sexy black lingerie fish net combo, and OMG was Jr. Awake! Did a simple LEO check and started with a DFK which lead to use without any clothes on. She started with a light back rub and soon I turned over for an amazing BBBJ which lead to some DATY and soon after lead to some mish and me burying my face into those gorgeous breast of hers! Soon after I popped and we spent some time laying there naked talking and once I was ready for round 2, another BBBJ was on the menu until the cap went on and some CG action started which lead to doggie where I was looking at her sexy ass! Gentlemen I encourage you to go see her right away! She told me she will be back this weekend! She is the definition of GFE mixed with such an amazing personality! I for sure will be seeing her again! She is not a clock watcher at all! Thank you for the amazing time!

[QUOTE=TellMeWhy;2331643]Based on reviews a part of me would love to try patience and her friend. However $$ seems steep. I donated $$$ for a duo with nikki baby and katie and twice I donated $$ for a duo with petite maura and zoey. Based on the pics I wouldn't put these girls on that level. Maybe someone that's seen them can give me some advice because based on the pics I get a SW in a seedy hotel vibe.[/QUOTE]I agree with you. I've seen Patients (Krystal) and she treated me well and her friend looks decent as well but I wouldn't donate more than 200 for ANY two girls. Well if it was Bonnie Rotten and Abella Anderson or something like that then maybe. I saw the ad and almost called until I saw the 300 and I said FUCK that. I'd rather buy some new shoes that will last several years with proper care. If I wanted to bang two chicks of that level I would just go to the local walmart and grab two randoms from the cereal isle for free.

KC.

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2332162]I agree with you. I've seen Patients (Krystal) and she treated me well and her friend looks decent as well but I wouldn't donate more than 200 for ANY two girls. Well if it was Bonnie Rotten and Abella Anderson or something like that then maybe. I saw the ad and almost called until I saw the 300 and I said FUCK that. I'd rather buy some new shoes that will last several years with proper care. If I wanted to bang two chicks of that level I would just go to the local walmart and grab two randoms from the cereal isle for free.

KC.[/QUOTE]I don't mind paying the coin if I get high quality. And if I'm doing a duo I want an hour because I want to finish with each girl. 400 for maura and zoey was pushing it. It seems like some mongers are enjoying some great dreams with patients so maybe she would be worth seeing for some headache relief. And il save the 400 for Leilah and Jenna.

I moved away but plan to visit again real soon. I hope to get a suite out near Disney area and I do not plan on renting a car, so I am looking for providers that will come to me.

I have tried off and on for the last few years to see her, but for various reasons (usually no response). I haven't been able to. Saw her ad again and would like to meet up, but there is no contact info.

A pm went unanswered a few weeks ago, her mailbox was full yesterday when I tried, and I have not heard back via an email. I used the old Gmail one from an older ad.

Maybe she just doesn't want to meet up, but her location is very convenient and it seems she wants business. References are not a problem.

Nana if you are reading, please pm me. Other members can PM me with a good email or number.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2331555]A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah [B]shaved pussy[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I like giving blowjob[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]I have nice tits[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]100 roses[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]telephone[/B], Blah blah blah blah blah [B]pictures[/B].[/QUOTE]Long ads, I skip them. Embellished descriptions, and tacky statements, I skip them. Pics in a car, or hugging a car, or a selfie in a car, I skip them (not looking for a Car and Driver ad). Oh and try to keep management out of the background as they do not make nice set decorations.

Easy to read ad:

4 to 6 sexy pics (normal ratio, not ant sized, and recent).

Price.

Location.

Contact.

And that's it! Just keeps the pics varied, and try to update them, at the least every 2 weeks.

You mean to tell me that the donations aren't for our wit and superior sentence structure? LOLOLOLOL.

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2333925]Long ads, I skip them. Embellished descriptions, and tacky statements, I skip them. Pics in a car, or hugging a car, or a selfie in a car, I skip them (not looking for a Car and Driver ad). Oh and try to keep management out of the background as they do not make nice set decorations.

Easy to read ad:

4 to 6 sexy pics (normal ratio, not ant sized, and recent).

Price.

Location.

Contact.

And that's it! Just keeps the pics varied, and try to update them, at the least every 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2333925]Long ads, I skip them. Embellished descriptions, and tacky statements, I skip them. Pics in a car, or hugging a car, or a selfie in a car, I skip them (not looking for a Car and Driver ad). Oh and try to keep management out of the background as they do not make nice set decorations.

Easy to read ad:

4 to 6 sexy pics (normal ratio, not ant sized, and recent).

Price.

Location.

Contact.

And that's it! Just keeps the pics varied, and try to update them, at the least every 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. WAY too much verbiage. The good info gets buried.

I skip them.

[QUOTE=OTowner;2332108]I found my self dosing off into a dream this past Saturday morning, the dream started with me texting MarinaGfe the day before and actually having some dirty texts with her which got me all excited to see her! I opted for the 1 hr and multi cup was offered! I dreamed that I pulled up to a very nice hotel near SeaWorld and a simple phone call got me to her door. She opened the door wearing a sexy black lingerie fish net combo, and OMG was Jr. Awake! Did a simple LEO check and started with a DFK which lead to use without any clothes on. She started with a light back rub and soon I turned over for an amazing BBBJ which lead to some DATY and soon after lead to some mish and me burying my face into those gorgeous breast of hers! Soon after I popped and we spent some time laying there naked talking and once I was ready for round 2, another BBBJ was on the menu until the cap went on and some CG action started which lead to doggie where I was looking at her sexy ass! Gentlemen I encourage you to go see her right away! She told me she will be back this weekend! She is the definition of GFE mixed with such an amazing personality! I for sure will be seeing her again! She is not a clock watcher at all! Thank you for the amazing time![/QUOTE]Thank you some much I really do enjoy what I do and I hope it shows I this town really is magic.

Had the please of a dream with this fantastic lady this week. Not much more I can add that has not been said before. I could tell from the first few texts that we would get along, and would have a great time. It just got better from there! If you are looking for a petite, sweet, easy to talk to, and fun to dream with lady, run. Don't walk to see her. I know she is now number one in my "go see" book.

Yeah, we got a little crazy there! I'm happy to report all hotel furniture remains intact. Glad you enjoyed yourself. I sure did!

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2328340]I got a chance to meet this forum advertiser today and had a great time. Incall was in a decent spot off of I-Drive. She performed one of the best BBBJ I've ever had. Followed up with some intense CFS where we almost dislodged the bed and was close to owing the hotel a shit ton of money LOL.

Anyway I recommend for anyone looking for a thick GFE MILF.

KC.[/QUOTE]

A while back I had the distinct pleasure of spending time with SabrinaT at her incall. The screening process was nothing short of delightful, save for a convenient reschedule mutually beneficial. It's great to get to know someone before meeting them and making sure there are great vibes going in. Although I will stand by The Curious Case of Benjamin Button being one of my favorite movies. ☺.

I can honestly say that it was nothing short of spectacular and invigorating spending time with her. She introduced me to this great coconut lotion that works wonders. Thoroughly satisfied and would definitely repeat. Highly recommended.

Thank you SabrinaT!

Ok, so I am a little late writing this review and a little late with getting my contest under way. I am searching for the best head doctor in Orlando. Paige was the first contestant to enter. I encourage any lady that wants the crown of best head doctor to enter.

Here is the review.

Standard appointment setup. Good icebreaking session.

The exam was thorough and this doctor puts forth some effort. All in all it was an acceptable performance that I rate a 7. 5 out of 10.

I am looking for contestant #2 now. Any volunteers or suggestions?

[QUOTE=QueeferSthrlnd;2334797]A while back I had the distinct pleasure of spending time with SabrinaT at her incall. The screening process was nothing short of delightful, save for a convenient reschedule mutually beneficial. It's great to get to know someone before meeting them and making sure there are great vibes going in. Although I will stand by The Curious Case of Benjamin Button being one of my favorite movies. ☺.

I can honestly say that it was nothing short of spectacular and invigorating spending time with her. She introduced me to this great coconut lotion that works wonders. Thoroughly satisfied and would definitely repeat. Highly recommended.

Thank you SabrinaT![/QUOTE]Thank you for the review of this lovely lady. I tried emailing her because, as I remember, she said it was better for her than a PM on this site. This was almost a month ago and I never heard back from her. I do love her looks though!

For those of you that don't realize it, We have the absolute best literary club on the whole fucking web site. I am on tour for the next month and am just drooling at what is going on back home.

Thank you ladies for listening to your clients. The ad page is clean, fabulous pics, very good for us visual guys, and all us guys are visual. And look at all the new talent and new guys that are here, too, chasing that talent.

This old horse thief can't wait to get back home and make some appointments with a muse or two and gain some inspiration for my next novel.

Shit, this is a great hobby.

C3.

Very cool guy. I encourage any ladies who feel that is their forte to hit bongjovi. He's alot of fun.

Thanks.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Bongjovi;2334917]Ok, so I am a little late writing this review and a little late with getting my contest under way. I am searching for the best head doctor in Orlando. Paige was the first contestant to enter. I encourage any lady that wants the crown of best head doctor to enter.

Here is the review.

Standard appointment setup. Good icebreaking session.

The exam was thorough and this doctor puts forth some effort. All in all it was an acceptable performance that I rate a 7. 5 out of 10.

I am looking for contestant #2 now. Any volunteers or suggestions?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bongjovi;2334917]Ok, so I am a little late writing this review and a little late with getting my contest under way. I am searching for the best head doctor in Orlando. Paige was the first contestant to enter. I encourage any lady that wants the crown of best head doctor to enter.

Here is the review.

Standard appointment setup. Good icebreaking session.

The exam was thorough and this doctor puts forth some effort. All in all it was an acceptable performance that I rate a 7. 5 out of 10.

I am looking for contestant #2 now. Any volunteers or suggestions?[/QUOTE]In no particular order, Joytoy, JerseyGirl, Gwenwilldoit.

[QUOTE=Bongjovi;2334917]Ok, so I am a little late writing this review and a little late with getting my contest under way. I am searching for the best head doctor in Orlando. Paige was the first contestant to enter. I encourage any lady that wants the crown of best head doctor to enter.

Here is the review.

Standard appointment setup. Good icebreaking session.

The exam was thorough and this doctor puts forth some effort. All in all it was an acceptable performance that I rate a 7. 5 out of 10.

I am looking for contestant #2 now. Any volunteers or suggestions?[/QUOTE]Well my experience has been that every time I go to the Doctor's office, I end up cooling my heels in the waiting room for way too long before I get in to see the Doctor. Since I'm sure you want an authentic experience, I would recommend (Head) Doctor Dallas. LOL!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2335303]Well my experience has been that every time I go to the Doctor's office, I end up cooling my heels in the waiting room for way too long before I get in to see the Doctor. Since I'm sure you want an authentic experience, I would recommend (Head) Doctor Dallas. LOL![/QUOTE]Wonder if her husband was in the waiting room or hiding in the closet?