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[QUOTE=LaurenOrlando; 1610414]You've made quite an impression on us all!
And just remember "If you can't be good, then be good at it!"
Xoxo L[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jada69; 1610631]I remember my Jersey experience very well! LOL yes she is amazing in more ways than one.
You go girl! You deserve it![/QUOTE][B][red]Wow this is a huge compliment coming from 2 of Orlando's legends, you 2 ladies Rock! [/red][/b] Thank you Lauren and Jada when are you bringing your fine ass back to Orlando?
Have you been considering becoming an escort but are afraid to take the first step? Maybe you are a single mom or college student and need to make some extra money. I often wonder how a young lady takes that first step into becoming an escort. How awkward it must be to post that first add. How scary it must be to book that first appointment. All the questions that must be going thru your mind; What is the guy going to look like? Will he be gross? Will he be abusive? Will he be a weirdo, or even worst a cop? At least us hobbiests have the luxury of your pictures and reviews, so we kinda know what to expect. But for you ladies, its pot luck each and every time. You girls are so brave doing what you do, I really don't know how you do it! Respect.
But on with my request. I am a mid 40s, white, professional, businessman, from Brevard County and I am looking for a new "fake girl friend", a friend with benefits, if you will. This may a good way for you to test that waters or to make a little extra cash without posting an add on a escort site for all the world to see and to have your cell phone blowing up with jerks, asking you to do too much, for too little $. I'm looking for a regular friend to meet with a couple times per month, not a relationship and I don't want to fail in love with you or "'to save you". I don't want to be your agent or pimp and I am not looking to exploit you in any way. Beware, those assholes are out there. I'm just looking for a mutually beneficial relationship, with no drama or strings attached. I am generous and I know what the going rate is for the service that I a requesting and have no problem paying it. I prefer early to mid 20's, spinner body types and I do "have a thing" for Latins and Asians, I love their bronze skin and Latins really are the best lovers, but that is not a show stopper. You must be thin and fit, intelligent and drug free, caring and naturally affectionate, I typically like to meet my "fake girl friend" during the business day, for 2 to 4 hrs, once in a while maybe even an over night and I expect each session to be a true "girl friend" experience (GFE). I have no weird fetishes and all of my meetings take place behind closed doors in mid to high end hotels or resorts. I am very respectful, kind, caring and affectionate and expect the same from you. If this sounds intriguing to you, please send me a PM and lets start a dialog and see where it goes.
I will admit I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jerseygirl but I want to put in my choice for Escort of the Year. My choice is NaNa. Those of you who have seen her know why she is my nominee. I have seen several girls over the past couple of years but in the last year it has been NaNa exclusively. And for good reason. She is tops in my book in both appearance and performance. The only negatives I have heard about her is her availability. Due to being low volume she is sometimes extremely hard to contact. Especially now while she is out of town. Hopefully she will be back in a couple weeks and she can once again show me why I nominate her. We have had some great times in the past but I believe the best is yet to come. Lets hear it from the NaNa fans. All in favor say aye.
I have never seen "Jersey Girl". Is she really that good?
[QUOTE=OldEnough;1611211]I will admit I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jerseygirl but I want to put in my choice for Escort of the Year. My choice is NaNa. Those of you who have seen her know why she is my nominee. I have seen several girls over the past couple of years but in the last year it has been NaNa exclusively. And for good reason. She is tops in my book in both appearance and performance. The only negatives I have heard about her is her availability. Due to being low volume she is sometimes extremely hard to contact. Especially now while she is out of town. Hopefully she will be back in a couple weeks and she can once again show me why I nominate her. We have had some great times in the past but I believe the best is yet to come. Lets hear it from the NaNa fans. All in favor say aye.[/QUOTE]We all know that I certainly adore NaNa. She is incredible at what she does. They don't call her NaNa PLEASES for nothing! NaNa and Jersey have been my two best, period.
[QUOTE=Marine77;1611905]I have never seen "Jersey Girl". Is she really that good?[/QUOTE]Hoooooahhhhh it's all a myth, stay clear, step back marine, she has an IED ready to blow off your Johnson. Ten hut, at ease. [red]General Vicious Slapper, U.S.M.C. Ret.[/red]
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1611947]Hoooooahhhhh it's all a myth, stay clear, step back marine, she has an IED ready to blow off your Johnson. Ten hut, at ease. [red]General Vicious Slapper, U.S.M.C. Ret.[/red][/QUOTE]VS: I guess I will make that appointment! Remember what I said in an earlier post: "Marine Corp Force Recon, penetrates deeper, lasts longer, and delivers a bigger load!" Uh Rah! Semper Fi, my friend.
Some pending gang bangs free. If your interested apply herein.
I dint care but some ladies have preferences.
Color, age, would be nice.
Be patient please coordination is a *****.
May be one in Lakeland tomorror or Tuesday around 6.
Same couple maybe this Sunday in orl or kissimmee.
Your availability would help.
Although a member of a prominent south Florida board and even though there are options down that way I'm envious of the choices you have up in Orlando and wish I lived closer, Jersey, Ashley, Nicki, Savannah. To name a few. The reading is good but boy do I wish I could get up your way for the experience. Maybe on my B-day in a couple of weeks! I the mean time I guess I'll continue to live vicariously through you Orlando Gents.
[QUOTE=Marine77;1611974]VS: I guess I will make that appointment! Remember what I said in an earlier post: "Marine Corp Force Recon, penetrates deeper, lasts longer, and delivers a bigger load!" Uh Rah! Semper Fi, my friend.[/QUOTE][b][red]Bring it Marine Boy! [/red][/b] :cool:
[QUOTE=JerseyGirl;1612598][red]Bring it Marine Boy! [/red] :cool:[/QUOTE][b][red]How about a 3 way with Marine77 and Old Pumper, last DICK standing is the winner. This is one film that won't need a fluffer! [/red]:cool:
[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;1612597]Although a member of a prominent south Florida board and even though there are options down that way I'm envious of the choices you have up in Orlando and wish I lived closer, Jersey, Ashley, Nicki, Savannah. To name a few. The reading is good but boy do I wish I could get up your way for the experience. Maybe on my B-day in a couple of weeks! I the mean time I guess I'll continue to live vicariously through you Orlando Gents.[/QUOTE]Alan Alda, AKA "Hawkeye": I must say I am impressed with the level of intelligence I have seen here since I began blogging on USASG. Most, though not all, of the bloggers here seem to be intelligent, articulate and thought provoking. You do get the the occasional "typo" or two, but that is to be expected from time to time. I would submit that most of the bloggers on here are between the ages of 30-70. It is not often you see the word "vicariously" on a blog that discusses "services". Indeed "Hawkeye", I really appreciate your application of the English language. Well done, my friend! Marine quote of the day: Marine: "You earned the title "Marine" upon graduation from boot recruit training. It wasn't willed to you; it isn't a gift. It is not a government subsidy. Few can claim the title; no one can take it away. It is yours forever." Tom Bartlett. Leatherneck Magazine
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1612740][b][red]How about a 3 way with Marine77 and Old Pumper, last DICK standing is the winner. This is one film that won't need a fluffer! [/red]:cool:[/QUOTE]VS, indeed, you are too funny! LMFAO. Hey Jersey, last one "in" brings the "load". Ok? Another USMC adage: The US Air Force Chief-of-Staff would never be called. Airman. The Chief-of-Naval Operations would never be called. Sailor. The Commanding General of The US Army would never be called. Soldier. BUT the Commandant of the Marine Corps would be proud to be called. Marine. Semper fi, my friends. Uh Rah!
[QUOTE=DrewBreezy; 1609416]He married a ho and having a baby with ho.
Falling off my computer chair again. LOL.
This board has really gone downhill.
When Todd said "such a lucky guy", soda came out of my nose.
That is messed up![/QUOTE]I'm glad somebody is having a blast of cola out the nose over this. Poor Helena says she's pregnant but she isn't showing and I never even F*the her. Maybe I should ask her how this happened?
I wanted to share a little secret with my friends at USASG. I have been told (after a lot of begging) by a reliable source (Olga) that Gemma from Independent Latin Escorts will be in Orlando some time next week or possibly the week after. She will be stopping in O-town on way back from her USA tour, prior to returning to Spain, I assuming for the holidays.
Gentlemen, I have seen Gemma 3 times now and let me tell you, this girl is "muy caliente". She is a tight little Spanish spinner; great attitude; off the chart skills; beautiful face, face is blued out in the pics but trust me, she is hot; total GFE and almost PSE. Only negative is her English is not the best, so some patience when communicating is required. (It's exotic for me). You can look on the oThERr review site for my and others, detailed reviews from prior visits with her. I don't know yet which day she will be here for sure, I have already booked her 1st appointment for 2 hours, whatever day she is here! If you guys want a shot at her, get prescreened with Olga (Her booking agent) now. I don't want to hear any bitching next week when I write my review. You are very welcome.
[url]http://www.independentlatinaescorts.com/gemma.htm[/url]
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[QUOTE=Marine77;1612827]Alan Alda, AKA "Hawkeye": I must say I am impressed with the level of intelligence I have seen here since I began blogging on USASG. Most, though not all, of the bloggers here seem to be intelligent, articulate and thought provoking. You do get the the occasional "typo" or two, but that is to be expected from time to time. I would submit that most of the bloggers on here are between the ages of 30-70. It is not often you see the word "vicariously" on a blog that discusses "services". Indeed "Hawkeye", I really appreciate your application of the English language. Well done, my friend! Marine quote of the day: Marine: "You earned the title "Marine" upon graduation from boot recruit training. It wasn't willed to you; it isn't a gift. It is not a government subsidy. Few can claim the title; no one can take it away. It is yours forever." Tom Bartlett. Leatherneck Magazine[/QUOTE]I accept with honor! Now I just need to get up to Orlando and see some of these great ladies and live the dream!
[QUOTE=Ziggy1524; 1613139]I wanted to share a little secret with my friends at USASG. I have been told (after a lot of begging) by a reliable source (Olga) that Gemma from Independent Latin Escorts will be in Orlando some time next week or possibly the week after. She will be stopping in O-town on way back from her USA tour, prior to returning to Spain, I assuming for the holidays.
Gentlemen, I have seen Gemma 3 times now and let me tell you, this girl is "muy caliente". She is a tight little Spanish spinner; great attitude; off the chart skills; beautiful face, face is blued out in the pics but trust me, she is hot; total GFE and almost PSE. Only negative is her English is not the best, so some patience when communicating is required. (It's exotic for me). You can look on the oThERr review site for my and others, detailed reviews from prior visits with her. I don't know yet which day she will be here for sure, I have already booked her 1st appointment for 2 hours, whatever day she is here! If you guys want a shot at her, get prescreened with Olga (Her booking agent) now. I don't want to hear any bitching next week when I write my review. You are very welcome.
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]216377[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Ziggy, she does look very good. She's looks about as nice as Jade. Nice trick with the pic with the peeled banana, but what about hot Italian sausage? I will be contacting her for an appointment. Thanks for the heads up on her.
Just what I thought. The "Angel" chick on the escort site is in fact TGTBT. She put her post up this morning at 630 or so, but hse has posted many times in the past. I called and no one answered. I LM and she called back about 10 mins later. It was an Hispanic girl. She said that those are not her photos. The photos are of someone else but, she told me that I would be "very happy" with her. No fucking way, bro! I don't think so. The chick I spoke to sounded young and I don't hang out with any chick that is under 21. It's a good rule to have. This chick sounded like she was 19 or so. Just being cautious I guess. FYI, fellas.
If you ever find that "Fake girlfriend" ask her if she has a sister. VS
Tickler 69 posted a review of Sharin in the Postive Escorts tread and included a link to her site.
[url]www.sharinoforlando.com[/url]
Not only a good example for other escorts on how to present information, but also great tips for clients on staying safe and proper etiquette. Well worth a read.
Sharin is a true pro on how to keep safe in this business and is a true pro at providing the service. When you do see her and after you have had her services you should talk with her a little on safety in this business. Very intelligent and very much a veteran in this area.
[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1613657]Tickler 69 posted a review of Sharin in the Postive Escorts tread and included a link to her site.
[url]www.sharinoforlando.com[/url]
Not only a good example for other escorts on how to present information, but also great tips for clients on staying safe and proper etiquette. Well worth a read.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mikaeles;1613825]Sharin is a true pro on how to keep safe in this business and is a true pro at providing the service. When you do see her and after you have had her services you should talk with her a little on safety in this business. Very intelligent and very much a veteran in this area.[/QUOTE]It has been awhile since I've seen her but the experience is still fresh in my mind. She certainly knows her way around a man.
I need help with 50 yo couple in lakeland tonight. All straight8.
She is submissive and he mainly watches.
She ain't cute, med bbw, white.
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[url]http://daytona.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/i-need-a-cop-to-fuck-me-25/7438663[/url]
Is she insane or what?
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1615366][url]http://daytona.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/i-need-a-cop-to-fuck-me-25/7438663[/url]
Is she insane or what?[/QUOTE]I saw that too and was scratching my head. Uhmmm. The one I think has the brain in it although sometimes I wonder myself!
[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;1615576]I saw that too and was scratching my head. Uhmmm. The one I think has the brain in it although sometimes I wonder myself![/QUOTE]Hawkeye, cue the music from the old police tv show "Dragnet": "This is the city, Orlando / Orange County Florida. Orange county is home to some 1. 8 million residents who are mostly honest, hard working taxpaying citizens. Some citizens choose to break the law. That's where I "cum" in. I carry a badge! I was working daywatch out of the vice division when we received a call from a woman who wanted a police officer to," my partner is Officer Bill Gannon (Colonel Potter to you,"Hawkeye", LOL) , my name's "Friday". Absolutely ROTFLMFAO for days! Holy shit. She has a great ass and camel toe. P. S."One Adam-12, One Adam-12, we have a "211" in progress. Cedar (Caucasian) woman on all fours begging to be fucked by any and all police officers, handle code 3"."One Adam-12, roger! Here we cum baby, officers Reed and Malloy!
Wow! Just when you think you seen it all. This has to be some kinda joke? Maybe we need to rent a uniform and a couple mongers showup?
She is using fake pics. Not sure who you will see for 300 but she is using the pics of Monroe Lee without the head. Her numer is 321-356-7739. Here is her ad:
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bilingual-sexy-european-latin-incall-specials-32/7306563[/url]
Here is one of Monroe site:
[url]http://www.asspussyboobs.com/monroe-lee.htm[/url]
If you decide to TOFTT, let us know how close she is to the real Monroe
I was going to set an appt. With her, but the "Crucifix", around her neck made me uncomfortable. I would not ask a "provider" to remove it either because I do not want the girl to think I am "Count Dracula" or some weird shit like that. It's just that I am a God fearing man (in spite of my lust for beautiful "providers") and I am a "sinner" like everyone else. I have seen ads with these girls wearing "Crucifix's" around their necks. Maybe some guys don't mind it, but, I do. I just don't know why some of these girls wear a "Crucifix" around their necks. I think it is wrong. Call me "old school" I guess.
Now, you may be happy that you didn't because that pic also is a fake one.
[QUOTE=ItalianNY;1615757]I was going to set an appt. With her, but the "Crucifix", around her neck made me uncomfortable. I would not ask a "provider" to remove it either because I do not want the girl to think I am "Count Dracula" or some weird shit like that. It's just that I am a God fearing man (in spite of my lust for beautiful "providers") and I am a "sinner" like everyone else. I have seen ads with these girls wearing "Crucifix's" around their necks. Maybe some guys don't mind it, but, I do. I just don't know why some of these girls wear a "Crucifix" around their necks. I think it is wrong. Call me "old school" I guess.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ItalianNY;1615590]Hawkeye, cue the music from the old police tv show "Dragnet": "This is the city, Orlando / Orange County Florida. Orange county is home to some 1. 8 million residents who are mostly honest, hard working taxpaying citizens. Some citizens choose to break the law. That's where I "cum" in. I carry a badge! I was working daywatch out of the vice division when we received a call from a woman who wanted a police officer to," my partner is Officer Bill Gannon (Colonel Potter to you,"Hawkeye", LOL) , my name's "Friday". Absolutely ROTFLMFAO for days! Holy shit. She has a great ass and camel toe. P. S."One Adam-12, One Adam-12, we have a "211" in progress. Cedar (Caucasian) woman on all fours begging to be fucked by any and all police officers, handle code 3"."One Adam-12, roger! Here we cum baby, officers Reed and Malloy![/QUOTE]Got a kick out of this post and remember the shows well. Now, if we get a new monger on here using one of these characters' names as his handle, I know exactly who it is! No, not me or Italian NY, another person that posts on here.
[QUOTE=ItalianNY;1615590]Hawkeye, cue the music from the old police tv show "Dragnet": "This is the city, Orlando / Orange County Florida. Orange county is home to some 1. 8 million residents who are mostly honest, hard working taxpaying citizens. Some citizens choose to break the law. That's where I "cum" in. I carry a badge! I was working daywatch out of the vice division when we received a call from a woman who wanted a police officer to," my partner is Officer Bill Gannon (Colonel Potter to you,"Hawkeye", LOL) , my name's "Friday". Absolutely ROTFLMFAO for days! Holy shit. She has a great ass and camel toe. P. S."One Adam-12, One Adam-12, we have a "211" in progress. Cedar (Caucasian) woman on all fours begging to be fucked by any and all police officers, handle code 3"."One Adam-12, roger! Here we cum baby, officers Reed and Malloy![/QUOTE]I remember that one very well and Vino you are correct we are showing our age with that flashback! The good news is we all can still rise to the occasion.
[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1616190]Got a kick out of this post and remember the shows well. Now, if we get a new monger on here using one of these characters' names as his handle, I know exactly who it is! No, not me or Italian NY, another person that posts on here.[/QUOTE]Vino, thank you for your post. I am glad you enjoyed it. I hope some of the older guys on here enjoyed it as well. I am 34 but I enjoy watching the old "tv land" and "nick at nite" old school tv shows. I have three sisters who are in their late 30's and early 40's. They enjoy the shows too. Among my favorites: Highway Patrol, Car 54 Where are you, The Untouchables, The original Hawaii Five-O, Mannix, Kojak, Barney Miller and Starsky and Hutch. I know this is the wrong forum for favorite tv shows. I 'm done now. Anyway, has anyone checked on this chick? Who will be the first to check her out?
[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;1616480]I remember that one very well and Vino you are correct we are showing our age with that flashback! The good news is we all can still rise to the occasion.[/QUOTE]Hawkeye: Yes, indeed, we all rise to the occasion. That is why we are on this site! Has anyone seen this girl yet? Where is she, Daytona?
Have you guys ever done this? Do you feel like neighbors are even noticing? Does she drive solo or is her "driver" sitting in your driveway?
Do you think she is casing the place out for a later rob?
My co-worker had lola or lala something like that a Black girl. He showed me the BP age and she was good looking he said he had her come to his house in Clermont. He said she came in a Dodge Charger and she had a "driver" sit there in his driveway with the headlights on while he did the hh dream, he noticed the headlight where still on when he walked her to the door. This was on Mon night. Knock on wood no burglary or anything suspicious. I know might venture into the outcall world LOL
[QUOTE=Ziggy1524; 1613139]I wanted to share a little secret with my friends at USASG. I have been told (after a lot of begging) by a reliable source (Olga) that Gemma from Independent Latin Escorts will be in Orlando some time next week or possibly the week after. She will be stopping in O-town on way back from her USA tour, prior to returning to Spain, I assuming for the holidays.
Gentlemen, I have seen Gemma 3 times now and let me tell you, this girl is "muy caliente". She is a tight little Spanish spinner; great attitude; off the chart skills; beautiful face, face is blued out in the pics but trust me, she is hot; total GFE and almost PSE. Only negative is her English is not the best, so some patience when communicating is required. (It's exotic for me). You can look on the oThERr review site for my and others, detailed reviews from prior visits with her. I don't know yet which day she will be here for sure, I have already booked her 1st appointment for 2 hours, whatever day she is here! If you guys want a shot at her, get prescreened with Olga (Her booking agent) now. I don't want to hear any bitc- hing next week when I write my review. You are very welcome.
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]216377[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]I was just informed that Gemma is going to be in Orlando on Dec 20th and Ironically, I will be out of the country and can't see her that week. Shit, fuck! My loss, your gain. Book this girl if you can afford her $$$.5 and you will owe me a good tout!
BTW. If you write reviews for Independent Latin Escorts (ILE) girls you will get $50 off. I am already a 3 year regular and get $50 off regardless. I am not writing this to get a discount. I just like sharing with my fellow hobbiest. Play safe my friends.
[QUOTE=ValenciaGuy; 1617040]Have you guys ever done this? Do you feel like neighbors are even noticing? Does she drive solo or is her "driver" sitting in your driveway?
Do you think she is casing the place out for a later rob?
My co-worker had lola or lala something like that a Black girl. He showed me the BP age and she was good looking he said he had her come to his house in Clermont. He said she came in a Dodge Charger and she had a "driver" sit there in his driveway with the headlights on while he did the hh dream, he noticed the headlight where still on when he walked her to the door. This was on Mon night. Knock on wood no burglary or anything suspicious. I know might venture into the outcall world LOL[/QUOTE]I've had ladies visit me at my home. Two of them had drivers. One was from Cocoa and the other from somewhere north of Daytona. Both told me about their driver in advance. The drivers went somewhere and came back within an hour and waited. That has been many years ago, before drugs were so prevalent. Today, the ladies have to have some history as an independent before I will invite them.
[QUOTE=ValenciaGuy; 1617040]Have you guys ever done this? Do you feel like neighbors are even noticing? Does she drive solo or is her "driver" sitting in your driveway?
Do you think she is casing the place out for a later rob?
My co-worker had lola or lala something like that a Black girl. He showed me the BP age and she was good looking he said he had her come to his house in Clermont. He said she came in a Dodge Charger and she had a "driver" sit there in his driveway with the headlights on while he did the hh dream, he noticed the headlight where still on when he walked her to the door. This was on Mon night. Knock on wood no burglary or anything suspicious. I know might venture into the outcall world LOL[/QUOTE]I would stick with well known ladies that drive themselves. I have had two ladies with drivers and they both seemed to be in a rush. On a sidenote, I miss the days of seeing Bridgette parked in my driveway.
[QUOTE=Viperx9;1617189]I would stick with well known ladies that drive themselves. I have had two ladies with drivers and they both seemed to be in a rush. On a sidenote, I miss the days of seeing Bridgette parked in my driveway.[/QUOTE]Viper: I agree. I never ever let a woman come to my home. NEVER. I see your point about someone that you know and trust. But, someone that you don't know coming to your house, is stupid.