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Two things,

1. On occasion I get a message after clicking to go to the next page in a forum and it says it cannot connect to the database.

This happens on both [URL]USASexGuide.info[/URL] and [URL]usaadultclassifieds.info[/URL].

2. If I use IE or Edge, after I login it doesn't actually log me in. And no matter how many times I try it still doesn't.

I have to use chrome. And even in Chrome I log in and it doesn't show I am logged in until I click on a link like Forum.

Anyone have any useful input on either of these.

I assume the first one is the site is busy or something.

[QUOTE=SnapDragon;3193909]Two things,

1. On occasion I get a message after clicking to go to the next page in a forum and it says it cannot connect to the database.

This happens on both [URL]USASexGuide.info[/URL] and [URL]usaadultclassifieds.info[/URL].

2. If I use IE or Edge, after I login it doesn't actually log me in. And no matter how many times I try it still doesn't.

I have to use chrome. And even in Chrome I log in and it doesn't show I am logged in until I click on a link like Forum.

Anyone have any useful input on either of these.

I assume the first one is the site is busy or something.[/QUOTE]Regarding your first issue, I very often get the same problem shortly after midnight, but it doesn't last long. Possibly they are having some routine maintenance around that time or some routine re-initialization that takes them down briefly. Regarding your second issue, I have 5 computers with different operating systems. IOS, windows xp, windows 7 and windows 10. I have struggles with IE from certain computers going to certain sites, but I have no problems with Chrome.

Hello Fellow Mongers.

Is there such a thing as a SP being on time and there when she says she is going to be? If so they must be unicorns 😂.

Cheers.

TSM.

[QUOTE=TriStateMonger;3198472]Hello Fellow Mongers.

Is there such a thing as a SP being on time and there when she says she is going to be? If so they must be unicorns 😂.

Cheers.

TSM.[/QUOTE]There was this one woman years ago, who advertised outcall manscaping and massage, a large breasted redhead, who was a great talker, but only offered the standard finish. She showed up right on time.

She also didn't short me on time, didn't try to upsell and didn't start texting 2 weeks later begging for money.

Probably wasn't a unicorn, because unicorns don't drive minivans.

Work and some minor health issues have kept me away for awhile. Just when I'm almost ready to get back in the rotation, something else comes along, but this time it's a good thing.

I have a few friends in Colombia and one of them is a budding entrepreneur. She's already doing pretty well, and now she's preparing for a big expansion. About a month ago she hinted that she may eventually have a job for me and a few weeks ago she said we need to talk, as things are moving along quickly.

Today she updated me that it's almost definite and she'll fill me in on the details in about 2 weeks. I feel like a kid on Christmas eve, except not that one Christmas eve when I got food poisoning.

If this all comes together I'll be living in Medellin. Yes, Medellin, the mongering Capitol of Colombia, the city of eternal spring. Where $30 buys an hour with someone who has never used a needle. Surrounded by and working with hot, young university students.

If / when it all comes together, you're invited to come for a visit and I'll be your tour guide.

If it doesn't come together, I'll just be over in the corner crying in my beer.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3198932]There was this one woman years ago, who advertised outcall manscaping and massage, a large breasted redhead, who was a great talker, but only offered the standard finish. She showed up right on time.

She also didn't short me on time, didn't try to upsell and didn't start texting 2 weeks later begging for money.

Probably wasn't a unicorn, because unicorns don't drive minivans.[/QUOTE]LOL if it were a unicorn that would be the epitome of unicorns! One that drives and shows up on time!! I need one of those LOL.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3198961]Work and some minor health issues have kept me away for awhile. Just when I'm almost ready to get back in the rotation, something else comes along, but this time it's a good thing.

I have a few friends in Colombia and one of them is a budding entrepreneur. She's already doing pretty well, and now she's preparing for a big expansion. About a month ago she hinted that she may eventually have a job for me and a few weeks ago she said we need to talk, as things are moving along quickly.

Today she updated me that it's almost definite and she'll fill me in on the details in about 2 weeks. I feel like a kid on Christmas eve, except not that one Christmas eve when I got food poisoning.

If this all comes together I'll be living in Medellin. Yes, Medellin, the mongering Capitol of Colombia, the city of eternal spring. Where $30 buys an hour with someone who has never used a needle. Surrounded by and working with hot, young university students.

If / when it all comes together, you're invited to come for a visit and I'll be your tour guide.

If it doesn't come together, I'll just be over in the corner crying in my beer.[/QUOTE]Hopefully it all comes together for you! You're a good guy and a great member of our community!

Hopefully we all hit the big lottery some day!

Kyussfan.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3198961]Work and some minor health issues have kept me away for awhile. Just when I'm almost ready to get back in the rotation, something else comes along, but this time it's a good thing.

I have a few friends in Colombia and one of them is a budding entrepreneur. She's already doing pretty well, and now she's preparing for a big expansion. About a month ago she hinted that she may eventually have a job for me and a few weeks ago she said we need to talk, as things are moving along quickly.

Today she updated me that it's almost definite and she'll fill me in on the details in about 2 weeks. I feel like a kid on Christmas eve, except not that one Christmas eve when I got food poisoning.

If this all comes together I'll be living in Medellin. Yes, Medellin, the mongering Capitol of Colombia, the city of eternal spring. Where $30 buys an hour with someone who has never used a needle. Surrounded by and working with hot, young university students.

If / when it all comes together, you're invited to come for a visit and I'll be your tour guide.

If it doesn't come together, I'll just be over in the corner crying in my beer.[/QUOTE]I always wanted to visit South America. I will stop by to see you on my way to see A2 and Jackson.

Chico Indio.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3198961]Work and some minor health issues have kept me away for awhile. Just when I'm almost ready to get back in the rotation, something else comes along, but this time it's a good thing.

I have a few friends in Colombia and one of them is a budding entrepreneur. She's already doing pretty well, and now she's preparing for a big expansion. About a month ago she hinted that she may eventually have a job for me and a few weeks ago she said we need to talk, as things are moving along quickly.

Today she updated me that it's almost definite and she'll fill me in on the details in about 2 weeks. I feel like a kid on Christmas eve, except not that one Christmas eve when I got food poisoning.

If this all comes together I'll be living in Medellin. Yes, Medellin, the mongering Capitol of Colombia, the city of eternal spring. Where $30 buys an hour with someone who has never used a needle. Surrounded by and working with hot, young university students.

If / when it all comes together, you're invited to come for a visit and I'll be your tour guide.

If it doesn't come together, I'll just be over in the corner crying in my beer.[/QUOTE]That's a tough one to beat.

No really a hard decision.

Don't beat around the Bush.

Think there will be stiff competition?

Make sure you come before you go.

That's all the stupid puns I have for now. Good luck.

Dave.

TO ALL AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS A2 THAT INCLUDES YOU AND Jackson ALSO FOR ALL YOU DO FOR US BUT IN GENERAL TO THE WHOLE COMMUNITY.

Everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday!

[QUOTE=BigMack;3200493]TO ALL AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS A2 THAT INCLUDES YOU AND Jackson ALSO FOR ALL YOU DO FOR US BUT IN GENERAL TO THE WHOLE COMMUNITY.[/QUOTE]Merry Christmas to all. Oxox.

I've always been interested in swinging but my SO is not keen on it. Is there a way to convince her or work around it? I know that may open up a slippery slope but being a monger would do the same.

I've been told that Carmel has a big swinging scene but have yet to strike this kind of conversation with my neighbors. Is it true that pink flamingos in the lawn indicate a swinging couple?

Could someone send me some links or info to start my research? I've looked at a few sites online but they don't seem to be reliable or legit. Any help will be appreciated.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3176468]I know of several providers that swing Lacy is the most active. I was just invited to the main club in Indy last weekend, but my current SO wasn't quite ready yet so we passed much to the dismay of a few old friends on the board. Some providers will go but at a fee. I have been to the best of them in the Ft. Lauderdale area and it was always a great time. There is one at the Fort that is good and I think Muncie and Anderson. There is a swingers site that I belong to.

Just do your research and you will find what you want. I like them because I am a voyeur at heart.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Southernbred;3202558]I've always been interested in swinging but my SO is not keen on it. Is there a way to convince her or work around it? I know that may open up a slippery slope but being a monger would do the same.

I've been told that Carmel has a big swinging scene but have yet to strike this kind of conversation with my neighbors. Is it true that pink flamingos in the lawn indicate a swinging couple?

Could someone send me some links or info to start my research? I've looked at a few sites online but they don't seem to be reliable or legit. Any help will be appreciated.[/QUOTE]The only way I know, that has a chance of working, is to let it be her idea. Which means she needs to become friends with a woman who is part of a swinging couple. Good luck with trying to arrange that.

Getting a woman, who has no desire to swing, into swinging very seldom works. If she has any insecurities she'll reject it completely. Same is true for jealousy issues. Even if you talk her into trying, it's just going to be a forever argument topic. I've seen a lot of arguments, fights and divorces from 1 partner convincing the other to give it a try.

Before you even think about it, you need to figure out what you really want to get from swinging. If you're just interested so you can get laid more, stick with mongering. For a couple to successfully swing, both need to be doing it for their partner first and foremost, for themselves second.

Never heard that about flamingos. I wouldn't rely on it.

You can find some swingers on adult friend finder, but it's not a good source. I'd recommend swing lifestyle. Google should find it.

[QUOTE=Southernbred;3202558]

Could someone send me some links or info to start my research? I've looked at a few sites online but they don't seem to be reliable or legit. Any help will be appreciated.[/QUOTE]FetLife is a really good place to find people in your area into swinging. It's like Facebook for kinksters, and its free .

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3202629]The only way I know, that has a chance of working, is to let it be her idea. Which means she needs to become friends with a woman who is part of a swinging couple. Good luck with trying to arrange that.

Getting a woman, who has no desire to swing, into swinging very seldom works. If she has any insecurities she'll reject it completely. Same is true for jealousy issues. Even if you talk her into trying, it's just going to be a forever argument topic. I've seen a lot of arguments, fights and divorces from 1 partner convincing the other to give it a try.

Before you even think about it, you need to figure out what you really want to get from swinging. If you're just interested so you can get laid more, stick with mongering. For a couple to successfully swing, both need to be doing it for their partner first and foremost, for themselves second.

Never heard that about flamingos. I wouldn't rely on it.

You can find some swingers on adult friend finder, but it's not a good source. I'd recommend swing lifestyle. Google should find it.[/QUOTE]I was afraid you would say something like that. Before we met, she experimented a lot to find what she wants, so after she found me, she realized that there is no other reason to look for anything else. (I acknowledge that I selfishly complemented myself) Since she has no need to look for anything else, she has absolutely no interest in looking for any additions to what we have today. Thanks for confirming what I was thinking.

I registered for Fetlife and will look into it further, but my initial review looks like another sausage party.

[QUOTE=Southernbred;3203314]I was afraid you would say something like that. Before we met, she experimented a lot to find what she wants, so after she found me, she realized that there is no other reason to look for anything else. (I acknowledge that I selfishly complemented myself) Since she has no need to look for anything else, she has absolutely no interest in looking for any additions to what we have today. Thanks for confirming what I was thinking.

I registered for Fetlife and will look into it further, but my initial review looks like another sausage party.[/QUOTE]Check out 15th street adult theater in Melrose Park IL. They have monthly couples parties. In Indy we have thought about visiting the club on East Michigan next to Woodruff Place, but haven't done it yet.

[QUOTE=Southernbred;3203314]I was afraid you would say something like that. Before we met, she experimented a lot to find what she wants, so after she found me, she realized that there is no other reason to look for anything else. (I acknowledge that I selfishly complemented myself) Since she has no need to look for anything else, she has absolutely no interest in looking for any additions to what we have today. Thanks for confirming what I was thinking.

I registered for Fetlife and will look into it further, but my initial review looks like another sausage party.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure who runs them, but they also have swingers parties several times a year at the Clarion Waterfront Hotel near Speedway. I found out about it by accident one night, but they wouldn't let me in because single guys have to pre-register to prevent a sausage fest. It looked like a nice party though and they had rented out the entire hotel. Plus the fact that they wouldn't let me in tells me that they are definitely doing something right LOL!

[QUOTE=TheCoach26;3203770]I'm not sure who runs them, but they also have swingers parties several times a year at the Clarion Waterfront Hotel near Speedway. I found out about it by accident one night, but they wouldn't let me in because single guys have to pre-register to prevent a sausage fest. It looked like a nice party though and they had rented out the entire hotel. Plus the fact that they wouldn't let me in tells me that they are definitely doing something right LOL![/QUOTE]Thats one of the Hotel Takeovers. A lady friend of mine has an inside track on them. I will contact her and ask her to read these posts. She may be willing to give you contact info on these. Please no one PM me on this. It is totally up to this person and I will not be giving her name out publicly in case she does not want to share.

Indy Guy.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3204310]Thats one of the Hotel Takeovers. A lady friend of mine has an inside track on them. I will contact her and ask her to read these posts. She may be willing to give you contact info on these. Please no one PM me on this. It is totally up to this person and I will not be giving her name out publicly in case she does not want to share.

Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]The house parties and hotel takeovers I've been to tend to be very restrictive with single men. You have to know somebody who will vouch for your behavior.

Every party or club I've ever heard of welcomes single women, yet you're lucky if there are 3 extra women in a crowd of 100. Any place that gives open access to single men will quickly have 5 or more men for every woman, and most of the men will behave badly.

Once went to a club in Phoenix with my local girlfriend and another friend of hers. No single men allowed that night but one had shown up and the friend agreed to accompany him in, but he had to behave. Within 45 minutes he had nearly gotten us all thrown out and we had to have him tossed.

As a single man at a swinger party, you're a chocolate covered cockroach on the buffet. Maybe someone likes that sort of thing, but most want nothing to do with it. All you can do is smile, be incredibly polite and hope some couple takes an interest in you.

Yes to everything Jjbee said!

Additionally, in my experience swinging (most of which is not in Indiana), if a chocolate covered cockroach on the buffet tries to get by with hiring an escort to accompany him, it can and often does end badly and quickly. While swingers tend (based on my sampling) to have no issue with the escorting industry as a whole, an escort's event attendance is generally disdained because of transactional nature of the relationship. That is, an escort is a single guy's ticket to get in to a place to which he may not be welcome. I have seen known escorts denied entry and their "dates" banned because the wives and girlfriends in attendance (usually members) don't tolerate the competition from a paid professional.

Let's face it: If a dude (attached or not) attends a swinger's event with the sole object of getting laid, he's apt to leave with blue balls regardless of whether or not he brought the hottest chick in town.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3204664]The house parties and hotel takeovers I've been to tend to be very restrictive with single men. You have to know somebody who will vouch for your behavior.

Every party or club I've ever heard of welcomes single women, yet you're lucky if there are 3 extra women in a crowd of 100. Any place that gives open access to single men will quickly have 5 or more men for every woman, and most of the men will behave badly.

Once went to a club in Phoenix with my local girlfriend and another friend of hers. No single men allowed that night but one had shown up and the friend agreed to accompany him in, but he had to behave. Within 45 minutes he had nearly gotten us all thrown out and we had to have him tossed.

As a single man at a swinger party, you're a chocolate covered cockroach on the buffet. Maybe someone likes that sort of thing, but most want nothing to do with it. All you can do is smile, be incredibly polite and hope some couple takes an interest in you.[/QUOTE]Hotel takeovers can be HOT! I fondly watched my girlfriend get banged thrice! Serially, by two different guys (while a third one-a policeman-watched) and then by another woman. Those were the days-or was it daze?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3204664]The house parties and hotel takeovers I've been to tend to be very restrictive with single men. You have to know somebody who will vouch for your behavior.

Every party or club I've ever heard of welcomes single women, yet you're lucky if there are 3 extra women in a crowd of 100. Any place that gives open access to single men will quickly have 5 or more men for every woman, and most of the men will behave badly.

Once went to a club in Phoenix with my local girlfriend and another friend of hers. No single men allowed that night but one had shown up and the friend agreed to accompany him in, but he had to behave. Within 45 minutes he had nearly gotten us all thrown out and we had to have him tossed.

As a single man at a swinger party, you're a chocolate covered cockroach on the buffet. Maybe someone likes that sort of thing, but most want nothing to do with it. All you can do is smile, be incredibly polite and hope some couple takes an interest in you.[/QUOTE]Since you shared I will take a trip back myself. My visit was to a nudist camp up in northern IN. I arrived after dark and had a little trouble finding it. Then when I entered the main office I started to go back to a check in at the desk and was rudely told to wait at the counter. Before going to my "cabin" I tried out the "clubhouse. " The visual short-circuited my brain and I just started walking here and there. Fortunately there stopped just short of a small shallow pool. WTH. Two more steps and I would have made the loudest splashiest entrance of the month and blown, change that to, uncovered my cover.

I slipped off to the side and a couple came by. After chatting a bit the hubby said she likes you. Not sure what that meant for sure I thought WTH and took a chance accompanying them to their cabin. Could she be The One? One thing led to another and we three pretty much had covered every topic under the sun. Finally he left the cabin. Seizing the moment and her I. Scored. After that I went back to my cabin, my mind still blown, scratch that, shook up by the luck. It then hit me that I had forgotten WTH my cabin was. I slept in my car.

Next year I visited the camp I got there early. I paid for and found my cabin. It rained all day. Next morning I left sun blazing. One out of two.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3204664]The house parties and hotel takeovers I've been to tend to be very restrictive with single men. You have to know somebody who will vouch for your behavior.

Every party or club I've ever heard of welcomes single women, yet you're lucky if there are 3 extra women in a crowd of 100. Any place that gives open access to single men will quickly have 5 or more men for every woman, and most of the men will behave badly.

Once went to a club in Phoenix with my local girlfriend and another friend of hers. No single men allowed that night but one had shown up and the friend agreed to accompany him in, but he had to behave. Within 45 minutes he had nearly gotten us all thrown out and we had to have him tossed.

As a single man at a swinger party, you're a chocolate covered cockroach on the buffet. Maybe someone likes that sort of thing, but most want nothing to do with it. All you can do is smile, be incredibly polite and hope some couple takes an interest in you.[/QUOTE]I spent about 7 years off and on as a single male in the lifestyle and it was rough at first. It all started with a simple internet site where on the first night, I was able to contact someone local, we hit it off, and about 4 hours after I started typing on said site, my cock was in this attractive 40 year old woman's mouth while her husband watched. It was just soft swap and I never saw them again for a couple of odd reasons, but I was hooked. I thought it would be fish in a barrel. Then I had an immediate 6 month drought of nothing. I was ready to give up then I met this great couple. Then they introduce you to another couple, then another, then another. About 2 years in I knew several couples and was invited to house parties, the Reel One, hotel key parties, and even a long weekend get away or two. It was a lot of fun, but I got sick and tired of all the fake couples and a great deal of flakes. I always wanted to do it with a partner. A real partner and not just some random. Anyway at this junction, I'm not sure that's happening, but it was a lot of fun while it lasted. Stay safe!

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Check out this thread from Atlanta GA. Page back a few weeks for some great pics. Them good ol' boys know how to party.

[QUOTE=Scup1958;3205219][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9866-Gangbangs[/URL]

Check out this thread from Atlanta GA. Page back a few weeks for some great pics. Them good ol' boys know how to party.[/QUOTE]Why can not we have a GB group in Indy and a few high quality girls do gb with such a steal rate at $. 2 per person donation. That Ariel is such a sweetheart girl I will jump on right away if we have a party like that.

Thank you for sharing.

And my 100th post just for this. A new yeAr wish. LOL. Congratulations to me.

[QUOTE=TonyJohnson;3205669]Why can not we have a GB group in Indy and a few high quality girls do gb with such a steal rate at $. 2 per person donation. That Ariel is such a sweetheart girl I will jump on right away if we have a party like that.

Thank you for sharing.

And my 100th post just for this. A new yeAr wish. LOL. Congratulations to me.[/QUOTE]I don't see why we can't start a GB group. There are regular providers and mongers on here to get things started. It might take some time to get the ball rolling but considering that there has been a couple of private parties in the past, this could be the catalyst needed to start a new forum for Indy. I'm not an admin so I can't speak for them but it sounds like a great idea.

[QUOTE=Southernbred;3205962]I don't see why we can't start a GB group. There are regular providers and mongers on here to get things started. It might take some time to get the ball rolling but considering that there has been a couple of private parties in the past, this could be the catalyst needed to start a new forum for Indy. I'm not an admin so I can't speak for them but it sounds like a great idea.[/QUOTE]I would love to see this happen in Indy! I have been invited to a couple of private parties that were similar however I was not able to attend. I think someone needs to take charge and get this done!

[QUOTE=TonyJohnson;3205669]Why can not we have a GB group in Indy and a few high quality girls do gb with such a steal rate at $. 2 per person donation. That Ariel is such a sweetheart girl I will jump on right away if we have a party like that.

Thank you for sharing.

And my 100th post just for this. A new yeAr wish. LOL. Congratulations to me.[/QUOTE]In a town north of here.

[QUOTE=Me7239;3205969]I think someone needs to take charge and get this done![/QUOTE]Well get on it killer!

Indy Guy.

[QUOTE=Me7239;3205969]I would love to see this happen in Indy! I have been invited to a couple of private parties that were similar however I was not able to attend. I think someone needs to take charge and get this done![/QUOTE]If someone decides to set this up, there are a few things you need to be aware of, in advance.

First off, safe sex. The GB group in Atlanta, isn't using it, except when the girl insists. Any girl who's willing to do a BB GB is high risk. The first time 6 people in your group end up with gonorrhea will be the end of the group.

Guy on guy. GB scenes attract their share of guys who are more interested in the other guys. Occasionally one will "accidentally" make contact. If it happens to the wrong guy, now you're trying to break up a fight between 2 naked guys. Awkward.

Respecting limits. Some guys assume there are no limits. After all when it's 5 or 6 guys to one girl, how can she stop you? I once hosted a bachelor party where 2 guys decided to rape the stripper. I had to grab backup quick. Make sure everyone is on the same page and be ready to knock a few heads if someone gets out of line.

Keep it quiet. Not only the noise from the GB, but the talk afterwards. Make sure everyone knows to keep it hush-hush. And make sure everyone knows it's only by invitation. You can't bring a friend, or pass along your invite to a buddy.

If you're the organizer, you probably won't have all the fun. You have to make sure no problems pop up.

Behind any successful party there are a lot of headaches.

Driving down the stroll on the e side I saw a figure that looked familiar but had gained alot of weight. I pulled over to make sure she needed a ride and she did. Audrey jumped in and said she was so cold and glad to see me. We drove for a bit, she did her usual and I took her back to her spot. The added weight says she has been vacationing with her uncle for quite some time so catch her before she goes back on vacation again! Alot of fun tho!

[QUOTE=Hotforty;3204859]Yes to everything Jjbee said!

Additionally, in my experience swinging (most of which is not in Indiana), if a chocolate covered cockroach on the buffet tries to get by with hiring an escort to accompany him, it can and often does end badly and quickly. While swingers tend (based on my sampling) to have no issue with the escorting industry as a whole, an escort's event attendance is generally disdained because of transactional nature of the relationship. That is, an escort is a single guy's ticket to get in to a place to which he may not be welcome. I have seen known escorts denied entry and their "dates" banned because the wives and girlfriends in attendance (usually members) don't tolerate the competition from a paid professional.

Let's face it: If a dude (attached or not) attends a swinger's event with the sole object of getting laid, he's apt to leave with blue balls regardless of whether or not he brought the hottest chick in town.

Hotel takeovers can be HOT! I fondly watched my girlfriend get banged thrice! Serially, by two different guys (while a third one-a policeman-watched) and then by another woman. Those were the days-or was it daze?[/QUOTE]I am but a grasshopper when it comes to this master's teachings. You fine sir are the local expert with these types of parties. Hummm except for Lacy! She knows more than all of us put together.

Aww, shucks, buddy, you say the nicest things--after we've shared a woman.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3207551]Hummm except for Lacy! She knows more than all of us put together.[/QUOTE]Indeed! She's probably forgotten more than we will ever know!

[QUOTE=DaveRue;3200121]That's a tough one to beat.

No really a hard decision.

Don't beat around the Bush.

Think there will be stiff competition?

Make sure you come before you go.

That's all the stupid puns I have for now. Good luck.

Dave.[/QUOTE]Because I'm anxious waiting on news from Colombia, I figured I would give an update to say I'm still waiting on an update.

My probable future boss has to make another trip to Medellin next week, which she says is when everything will either be finalized, or shelved. Then I will know whether I need to sell everything and pack my bags, or start taking anti-depressants.

If you're considering a long visit (longer than 3 months) here's some information:

If you enroll in an accredited school you qualify for a student visa, good for up to 5 years.

If you have a pension of at least $750, other income of $3450, $23,000 to invest in a business or $82,000 to buy real estate, you qualify for a visa good for 1 year and renewable. These numbers are based on the current minimum wage in Colombia and the current exchange rate.

Decent unfurnished apartments go for $300- $500, an average typical lunch $5-$7 and a 1 hour massage with the 2 hole option (the 3rd costs extra) is between $33 and $65, or $60 to $80 if you want the 4 hand (2 mouth, 2 vagina) option. Public transport is about 60 cents and taxis are usually under $10.

And current temperature is 81°, with a high of 83° expected and an overnight low of 60°.

Now I'll go back to biting my nails.

I contacted someone today for the first time. She's been advertising for awhile. I got the "I have to meet today. I'm being evicted, etc" response.

That's code for: I need drug money, right?

Who gets evicted on the 8th and on a Sunday? When they're that anxious to meet, I suddenly lose interest.

[QUOTE=Slayter9;3221016]I contacted someone today for the first time. She's been advertising for awhile. I got the "I have to meet today. I'm being evicted, etc" response.

That's code for: I need drug money, right?

Who gets evicted on the 8th and on a Sunday? When they're that anxious to meet, I suddenly lose interest.[/QUOTE]I got the same thing from Snowflake.

I'm constantly on the lookout for pregnant providers and have been for quite some time. My search alone has never gotten me anywhere, unfortunately. The only time I had any luck was when I posted here once a few months back. I met someone and it worked quite well, but she's out of commission for a while.

Anyone have any recommendations for a currently pregnant provider?

Received the word from my friend this morning, there is definitely a job waiting for me in Medellin, Colombia, although it probably won't begin until June or July. I quote: "you will do what you like", which almost certainly involves, and I'm not joking, nudity. To be fair, it will be nudity as experienced by the bouncers at a strip club, but I can live with that.

All that remains now is to work out the technical details, sell all my stuff, get the necessary visa and hop on a plane. Starting over sucks, but at least it gets me away from the monthly "our data was recently breached and our records show your personal information may have been compromised" letter.

Leave my Columbia House Record Club alone!

I'll issue a more formal invitation for anyone wanting to do some international mongering, once I'm setup and settled in.

Just curious I was looking at my profile and noticed that I am listed as Forum Adviser. Can anyone tell me what that means compared to a regular or senior member.

Thank You,

[QUOTE=MsLaughter13;3225331]Just curious I was looking at my profile and noticed that I am listed as Forum Adviser. Can anyone tell me what that means compared to a regular or senior member.

Thank You,[/QUOTE]It means that at one point, you advertised services on this, or the sister site. If you have never advertised escort services, you might want to contact A2 about changing your status to regular user.