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[QUOTE=KiraXXX;2691883]Idk if you noticed but lillith Orlando has an Adams Apple, and last time I checked anatomy biological women don't have them.[/QUOTE]Spot on Kira, spot on.

[QUOTE=KiraXXX;2691883]Idk if you noticed but lillith Orlando has an Adams Apple, and last time I checked anatomy biological women don't have them.[/QUOTE]For $$$ an hour she / he should barbecue me a steak as well. I don't know what the massive fluxuation in price is all about either with these so called goddesses. I will spit on you, give me $$$.

Has anyone tried the nuru treatment provided by Angela in Clifton Park? Was considering trying it and wanted to see if any of you had info beforehand.

Thanks: the.

Had a very disappointing visit to Uspa yesterday. Arrived mid afternoon and greeted at the door by "lady. " She really wasn't much to look at, but I've learned to not expect too much in that dept. I went for the hour, as I'm usually very pleased there. Not this time! After taking the money (. 6), I got undressed and laid on the table. It took her ten minutes to come back into the room. So I'm left laying there in a chilly room. At one point, I put the towel over myself because I was cold. The massage started, and it was pretty good. I always find I get a good massage there. No roaming was allowed at all. As I attempted to "feel around," she twice moved away. The third time she giggled and said, "no, no,no. " After the flip, I was covered with a towel. She rubbed my head, neck, and shoulders, and said, "ok, all done. " I motioned downward, but she shook her head. Then I just asked for HE, but she refused. As I left, she had the nerve to ask for more than a $20 tip. I wonder if this is related to 1760 getting busted, or if their service is going way down.

There are several reviews of her here and on another site.

All very positive. I for one, a huge fan of hers.

[QUOTE=Asmodd;2696567]Has anyone tried the nuru treatment provided by Angela in Clifton Park? Was considering trying it and wanted to see if any of you had info beforehand.

Thanks: the.[/QUOTE]

Looking for a massage, not at an AMP. Specifically, I want a hot woman on my face while she provides my HE. DATO definatly on the table (pun intended). Obviously, immaculate hygiene is a must here fellas. And she must actually enjoy it, too. I don't have the capital that many of you have, so to me, I can't swing and miss when I make an investment in myself like this. LOL.

Any suggestions on a provider? An UTR, or someone on backpage, that you could suggest?

[QUOTE=Snood273;2697147]Looking for a massage, not at an AMP. Specifically, I want a hot woman on my face while she provides my HE. DATO definatly on the table (pun intended). Obviously, immaculate hygiene is a must here fellas. And she must actually enjoy it, too. I don't have the capital that many of you have, so to me, I can't swing and miss when I make an investment in myself like this. LOL.

Any suggestions on a provider? An UTR, or someone on backpage, that you could suggest?[/QUOTE]Read the reviews for Kira on this site. She has a room set up with professional massage equipment. And her massage skills are first rate as are her provider services.

[QUOTE=FloydMay22;2696127]For $$$ an hour she / he should barbecue me a steak as well. I don't know what the massive fluxuation in price is all about either with these so called goddesses. I will spit on you, give me $$$.[/QUOTE]I would cook you steak and bake you a cake too baby, I aim to please and would do almost anything to make time spent w me quite memorable. I will even break out some wine, LOL.

[QUOTE=KiraXXX;2698108]I would cook you steak and bake you a cake too baby, I aim to please and would do almost anything to make time spent w me quite memorable. I will even break out some wine, LOL.[/QUOTE]Steak, cake and wine. I might have to take you up on that. I'll hit Quail up for a couple of muffins to bring along.

I have read many entries as to the excellent service of Kira. I tried calling her several times two weeks ago and could not reach her nor did I get a call back as her message stated. Tried again this week and called three times in the same day. No connection and no response. I doubt this individual even exists!

[QUOTE=Denny671;2704839]I have read many entries as to the excellent service of Kira. I tried calling her several times two weeks ago and could not reach her nor did I get a call back as her message stated. Tried again this week and called three times in the same day. No connection and no response. I doubt this individual even exists![/QUOTE]I know she said she was moving soon might of tried when she was moving don't know.

[QUOTE=Denny671;2704839]I have read many entries as to the excellent service of Kira. I tried calling her several times two weeks ago and could not reach her nor did I get a call back as her message stated. Tried again this week and called three times in the same day. No connection and no response. I doubt this individual even exists![/QUOTE]You go ahead and doubt. That just leaves more room / time for the rest of us.

OK. So, I had a little window of time where I could get away and I had some cash. I wanted to go to You Spa, but I just wasn't feelin it. All that planning and no desire. So, I stopped at Shenanigans on the way to have a drink. Usually that place sucks. This big cow sits next to me begging to give me a dance. But, there are a couple in the room that look a lot better. Then, in walks one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. She walks right over to this 80 year old guy and sits. Then this other chick walks past me who I'd had before. I said to her, how do I get dance from that one. "Her? She's my daughter. ". After sayin that she wasn't offended, she goes and asks her daughter to give me a dance. The dauhter said she was 20. Her body was hard as a rock. 5'8"? Dressed in the hottest fishnet **** outfit ever. I got a very dirty dance, finished my drink and headed to You Spa, now fully engaged. You Spa was great as usual. My girl has gotten a little lazy on the rub, but it was still very good. Not as hard as it used to be.

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The Good. Close to work and close to home. The backrub was sensationable. Their was allot teasing before and after the flip. She got in real deep into my muscles and just hit all the right spots. She was very nice. Spoke decent English. She was a little heavy, but cute, I would say about 30 ish. She joked with me a few times but for the most part let me just relax and enjoy. She liked to rub very close to the taint when she was doing the lower half of my body and at this point I wanted to put my head inside that little face hole so she would come back up to my face with those hands of funk. Good for me she didn't.

The Bad. On the flip she was teasing around the nipples, the lower and upper thigh and the boys. This went on for about 10 minutes I shit you not. I opened my eyes and she signaled to my unit and said. 60. I said no I only have. 40. Now she has that dejected look on her face. This went on for about 10 minutes as well and I was starting to get pissed but she was making jokes and such just to get me to bend for and extra. 20. At this point I was ready to get off the table. She eased me back on the table and gave a fabulous HE. Their was no UTC allowed or at least she make it known physically that she wasn't letting the girls out. She was better now but I was still a bit frustrated to have to haggle about tips. She was still joking with me at this point.

The Ugly: She was helping me to dress and started with the socks on up. And we were joking along. I give her the. 40 and now she is almost demanding the extra. 20 but still in a joking manner. I want to get the hell out of this place now. She then put her hand in my jacket pocket and said. Give me please. I said NO. She blocked the door of the room and looked like she was getting ready for a Sumu wrestling move or some shit like that. I was waiting for her to throw salt in the air. I am 6'2" and 240 lbs and I was physically trying to get her to move and she wouldn't. She was still thinking this was all funny. At this point I had enough and tossed her onto the bed and went for the door, She followed and smiled and said I see you soon.

So sorry this was lengthy. I think some of you will give it a shot if you want to shell out. 60 on a tip but for me unless I get something other than a HE it will always be. 40 at these places. I use the extra $$$ for escort bribe money. LOL. Thank God the woman at these AMP's have no souls or I would of felt bad.

Saw reports about Ann and once loving huge hanging boobs, and massage being my favorite, had to give her a try.

Clean place off Watervliet ext.

Upon entering the room, we sat on the bed, and she whipped them right out and told me to have a feel or a lick or a suck. HUGE isn't the word for those things!! I them proceeded to get undressed while she removed her top, keeping bottoms on. The massage was good, with use of the huge boobs rubbing against my body. Upon the flip, she allows mutual touch, lick and just about everything else. I reached for her pussy, and she gladly removed the rest of her clothes.

She the told me she squirts, and to help her out. One finger, 2, before you knew it, the whole fist!! She rubbed her clit while I did my part, and yes she does squirt. She even put a towel down under her because it was so wet.

I did a little DATY, mostly on the clit, she appeared to enjoy that. She allowed FIA as well. At one time she was like a bowling ball! Time was nearing and I needed to finish and she commented on how I can finish at my choice. Took a shot, asked if she had a cover, to which she jumped out of bed into the closet to fetch one. I covered up, rode mish, pulled out, finished all over those huge melons.

Great time, great gal. Only one drawback, as she counted to donation, she commented how she gets extra for COT. She told me she communicated that in the email. I assured her I was a straight up guy and no, she did not communicate that. That was the end of that.

Upselling is a huge turn off for me.

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