Got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues. Ringo Starr
Long time lurker here, beneficiary of the last year of your kind offerings. Today I paid for the many times I went to an AMP blind and struck gold, or took advantage of this board's fine intel and hit a winner. Long story short-ish. Had a day off, so went to the gun range and shot a bunch of close groupings, and felt good about life. Beautiful day, sun shining, stereo set to 11. Hit on the new place in Laurel with the name Forever, recently touted here, but the only lass on offer looked like I did when I was nine but with a black wig. Bugged out. Next stop, RS Angel and Cookie working, I've had a bad connection with Angel before so asked for Cookie. Couldn't commit. Skinny, plain, wasn't what my testosterone demanded. So I went on to VIP. Asked to see the sole offering, can't remember her name, but she was a 4 out of 10, to be generous. By now of course I thought I'd entered a cruel and different reality, in which all my desires would be crushed. Still the little head made me go to Oriental W. It was booked up, and this was at 1:00 PM in the afternoon. I nearly called it a day but thought of Denise in Suitland. Good reviews heretofore, in this forum and elsewhere. Didn't bear out sadly. Dodgy neighborhood, disaster of an apartment, and she's not as fine as other posters have said. I couldn't seal the deal, even after a long massage and then a HJ delivered with all the subtly of an Italian longshoreman. But she is a chatterbox, so if you're in dire need of conversation she'll save you. I went home frustrated but relieved that nothing worse had happened because obviously the jinx was with me. Good luck fellow mongers. I took your arrows today.