Massage Parlor Reports

I vowed I would not ever go back to New Life. However, I gave them another shot. Don't get me wrong, NL provides very good ts, massages, and expected service. The workers are just old. However, as others have mentioned, older providers tend to provide a more enthusiastic experience, but you have to accept the trade off: better overall service (with limited menu) usually means older.

I had been to NL two times about two years ago (both times they dove right in with HJ with no tipping issues, and I was able to offer / negotiate CBJ with a cover I brought with me). However, the age thing caused me to decide to never return. Recently I heard talk of a younger provider there that had an open menu. So, I gave it a shot. Perhaps I wanted the thrill of the unknown once again, and a change of pace. However, I got the same thing as before. I got an old provider, but she came with a very good ts, good massage, very nice tease, and no bra under her shirt-with nice big tits. Typical finish offered. Her tease made me horny, so with cover in pants pocket, I tried to negotiate more services. She held firm with only a HJ, with groping of exposed tits. I just couldn't overcome the age / service equation with the added tip $ included (usually I would give in) so I thanked her for a good massage, and tipped her $20. She actually said I was a nice guy for tipping what I did after being shot down for expanded menu, and declining HJ. So, with my balls still in tact, I went to Exercise.

I had previously vowed not to ever go back to Sky 1. Too expensive, mood killing stoppage of service to haggle on service / tip, and too often I got a robotic, uninspired, this is a just a job type of performance (Did I say I got horny at New Life? Off to Exercise I went with the same ignorant optimism I had just entered New Life with. "Perhaps they have changed. This time It may be different" -- It was the same as before. Young and hot, but crap massage, stopping the flow of service for a negotiation and having to get up off the table to retrieve the said dollar amount. Service provided, but nothing special. Questions answered. I guess I'm good to avoid these places for another two years until my curiosity gets the best of me again.

New Life. Old providers, but good table shower, good massage, great tease, and right into HJ with some great play. Service very good, but older.

Exercise. Younger, usually skinny and hot, but an assembly line of get them in and out quick with no real massage, and the usual mood killing negotiation with having to pay up front (I understand why they do this-avoid rip offs etc). To each their own, and of course your experience or YMMV. Either way, be nice and respectful, and don't be a cheap skate. Tip the market norm and be nice. One last thing. STFU. I can't tell you how many times I have to listen to a loud mouth come in and talk, talk, talk.

Lastly, News flash: other customers do not want to hear you talking while you enter the establishment, walk down the hall, or in the table shower area, or through the walls while in your room. You are also not in the slightest, charming or entertaining (even though you think you are). You also make the workers uncomfortable because they know other customers do not want to hear you, and they especially don't want the risk of you saying something inappropriate that other customers may hear. Lastly, due to cultural differences, asians are quiet and soft spoken. You should be too. Act as if you're in the library.

Thank you, good night, and drive carefully.

There are some clowns on RM's who keep reviewing April at NL, supposedly young and open menu. Typical on RM's with fake reviews. Don't be fooled, there has never been anyone young at NL and most likely never will. However, I feel one of the better ones I encountered there was Jay. She was probably the youngest out of the oldest there and once you got to know her the menu was open. She gives one of the best hand dna extractions around and has a very pleasant personality. Not sure if she is still there as its been awhile but if she is she is worth a visit.

I visited sky 1 twice and had a pleasant time. The first lady, no negotiation, the second lady, slight negotiation but not bad. Long time ago so I don't remember the names anymore. I was at Exercise before the ownership change and got good massages from Gina and Sunny, both very attractive I would say 40 something ladies.

I am with you. The last thing I want to hear is some clown blabbering about whatever.

[QUOTE=GMan25;3310045]I vowed I would not ever go back to New Life. However, I gave them another shot. Don't get me wrong, NL provides very good ts, massages, and expected service. The workers are just old. However, as others have mentioned, older providers tend to provide a more enthusiastic experience, but you have to accept the trade off: better overall service (with limited menu) usually means older.

I had been to NL two times about two years ago (both times they dove right in with HJ with no tipping issues, and I was able to offer / negotiate CBJ with a cover I brought with me). However, the age thing caused me to decide to never return. Recently I heard talk of a younger provider there that had an open menu. So, I gave it a shot. Perhaps I wanted the thrill of the unknown once again, and a change of pace. However, I got the same thing as before. I got an old provider, but she came with a very good ts, good massage, very nice tease, and no bra under her shirt-with nice big tits. Typical finish offered. Her tease made me horny, so with cover in pants pocket, I tried to negotiate more services. She held firm with only a HJ, with groping of exposed tits. I just couldn't overcome the age / service equation with the added tip $ included (usually I would give in) so I thanked her for a good massage, and tipped her $20. She actually said I was a nice guy for tipping what I did after being shot down for expanded menu, and declining HJ. So, with my balls still in tact, I went to Exercise.

I had previously vowed not to ever go back to Sky 1. Too expensive, mood killing stoppage of service to haggle on service / tip, and too often I got a robotic, uninspired, this is a just a job type of performance (Did I say I got horny at New Life? Off to Exercise I went with the same ignorant optimism I had just entered New Life with. "Perhaps they have changed. This time It may be different" -- It was the same as before. Young and hot, but crap massage, stopping the flow of service for a negotiation and having to get up off the table to retrieve the said dollar amount. Service provided, but nothing special. Questions answered. I guess I'm good to avoid these places for another two years until my curiosity gets the best of me again.

New Life. Old providers, but good table shower, good massage, great tease, and right into HJ with some great play. Service very good, but older.

Exercise. Younger, usually skinny and hot, but an assembly line of get them in and out quick with no real massage, and the usual mood killing negotiation with having to pay up front (I understand why they do this-avoid rip offs etc). To each their own, and of course your experience or YMMV. Either way, be nice and respectful, and don't be a cheap skate. Tip the market norm and be nice. One last thing. STFU. I can't tell you how many times I have to listen to a loud mouth come in and talk, talk, talk.

Lastly, News flash: other customers do not want to hear you talking while you enter the establishment, walk down the hall, or in the table shower area, or through the walls while in your room. You are also not in the slightest, charming or entertaining (even though you think you are). You also make the workers uncomfortable because they know other customers do not want to hear you, and they especially don't want the risk of you saying something inappropriate that other customers may hear. Lastly, due to cultural differences, asians are quiet and soft spoken. You should be too. Act as if you're in the library.

Thank you, good night, and drive carefully.[/QUOTE]

Below is my addition to what has been alreay said about Sylvia.

Nice location and place 8/10.

Great personality, funny, sense of humor 9/10.

Communication to set an appointment and reliability in that respect 3/10 (changed time, didn't respond to my calls, texts, emails).

Massage skills 2/10 (it was not a massage, I don't know what was that).

Handshake 4/10 (maybe it takes more than one visit to melt her down).

Look: well, well, well. She is over 50 (for sure), slightly overweight, so it's matter of taste, to put it nicely.

Overall it was interesting experience.

P.S. I think she is very smart! (Not sure if it is good or bad.).

[QUOTE=Walker333;3311937]Below is my addition to what has been alreay said about Sylvia.

Nice location and place 8/10.

Great personality, funny, sense of humor 9/10.

Communication to set an appointment and reliability in that respect 3/10 (changed time, didn't respond to my calls, texts, emails).

Massage skills 2/10 (it was not a massage, I don't know what was that).

Handshake 4/10 (maybe it takes more than one visit to melt her down).

Look: well, well, well. She is over 50 (for sure), slightly overweight, so it's matter of taste, to put it nicely.

Overall it was interesting experience.

P.S. I think she is very smart! (Not sure if it is good or bad.).[/QUOTE]I think she's in her early 40's. You must be a yung-in. LOL! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]I believe it's Asian Exchange.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3311984]I think she's in her early 40's. You must be a yung-in. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]RD, unfortunately I'm not that young, but, in any case, she is over 50, or maybe very well preserved 49.

Actually, you don't have to rely on my expertise Bud, when you see her next time, you may ask.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3311984]I think she's in her early 40's. You must be a yung-in. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]She isn't young anymore (relatively), but she is COOL, good sport, for sure.

She will disclose her age, all right, man.

Bo.

She is absolutely not in her early 40's. This is what happens when beer goggles are worn, LOL.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3312143]RD, unfortunately I'm not that young, but, in any case, she is over 50, or maybe very well preserved 49.

Actually, you don't have to rely on my expertise Bud, when you see her next time, you may ask.[/QUOTE]

Actually, Asian Xclusive.

[QUOTE=TheHedgeHog;3312012]I believe it's Asian Exchange.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys. Can anyone recommend a younger masseuse who works out of her house in or near the northwest suburbs? I've gone to Silvia. Love the setup, and she's nice enough, but she's older than I prefer (I'm in my mid-30's). Would prefer a provider near my own age. PM if you want to keep on the down low. Thanks.

[QUOTE=GunnerMagnum;3312210]She is absolutely not in her early 40's. This is what happens when beer goggles are worn, LOL.[/QUOTE]She's in her mid 50's. She's a licensed MT. You can look her up and see her birthday.

GMan, you're livin my life, or I'm livin yours. I did the same thing. I didn't want to go back to Yun and still not sure of the northern apartments. So I headed to New Life. I assumed the Gma that let me in was just the boss. I knew it wasn't good when she gave me my table shower. Then I knew why the hour was. 7. The whole massage I just wanted to be outa there. On the flip she got close for teasing, but probably felt how tense I was. Then she paused and asked if I had been there before. I couldn't say no fast enough. I left. 2 for the hands on my body or massage as they call it. I immediately headed to exercise. I got Cherry, solid A cup. Super busy as she waited with me in room with door cracked looking out until table shower / hallway was clear. Since I was there before and comfortable and also ready to go I was at full mast as soon as she started the shower. Dry sauna and then back to room. She did whatever with her hands as she straddled my back. Then she did a back walk and then more of the straddling. It was time so she started teasing the ass and as I lifted she started stroking. She asked what I wanted and I said FS $. 40. She jokingly not really joking asked for more. So far I never have had to get the payment before service. She stripped, started rubbing her chest on me and then placed the cover. She went at it for a little bit and then asked who on top. We went to mish. As I've said before I take forever. Too many years of not entering the hobby and self medicating I guess. I think she deserves an A for effort as she kept going until I was done. She saved the dirty talk until the end but it probably would've helped if she started with it. Also, it makes it difficult when they implement the thrust governor. We cleaned up and got ready and she immediately had her hand out. I know I'll probably end up at a northern apt (at least once) even though I know I shouldn't waste my time. I think I'll just swear all these asian places off, cut back and just do something like Michelle's once a month. For 3. 5 you get full GFE and a great experience.

Side note, I tried seeing Iris who used to be Cheesecake at Wisteria. Other site says she's indey but I was texting with her handler. Wanted references which I gave, but then they wanted a pic of my I'd. Yeah right.

I've visited S at Oakton 3 times. My observations are:

1. Appearance. I liked her (between 30-40 year old, petit, very skinny, with very short haircut), but some people will definitely find her unattractive. 50/50.

2. All visits were very identical in her attitude, she was nice, but. Little tense even though she knew me. 7/10.

3. Overall acceptable massage skills (slightly week for me personally). 7/10.

4. Almost NO teasing 1/10.

5. HE, like her attitude and massage, was OK, but weak, sorta distant 7/10.

6. Speaking about distance, there was "0" touching permitted. 0/10.

- I believe she doesn't like to be touched (I don't have any hygiene problems, I was nicely shaved and took shower in advance.).

7. Extremely hard to park, be prepare to wait when someone pulls out, or walk.

Not sure If I'm going to repeat, it became boring.

Had been curious about this place. Found myself in the area and decided to give it a shot. Had 2 gals working. Both middle age. I got the MMS. The next guy got the other one. Suffice it to say I will not be returning. The massage was semi OK. They were busy for an afternoon. My gal left twice to handle the door and once to take the phone. Ending was OK. Was shorted on time.

As always YMMV. Hope for the other guy that came in after me got a better deal.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;3324468]Had been curious about this place. Found myself in the area and decided to give it a shot. Had 2 gals working. Both middle age. I got the MMS. The next guy got the other one. Suffice it to say I will not be returning. The massage was semi OK. They were busy for an afternoon. My gal left twice to handle the door and once to take the phone. Ending was OK. Was shorted on time.

As always YMMV. Hope for the other guy that came in after me got a better deal.[/QUOTE]I had pretty much the same experience a year ago. Older, hagish MT who gave a decent massage and an OK finish. I didn't try to roam because, honestly, I didn't really want to. It's kind of like the place where one time hot MT's go when they're no longer hot.