Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ironmike1559]This gal the one reviewed here several times? Name is Debra.

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Just moved from Denver. Good reviews elsewhere. Trust she's legit and good massage. Good conversation, but no direct experience. Pricey at .9 or .95 or $ hour. Experiences?

Mike[/QUOTE]Mike, look at post 1634, 1636, 1638, I have seen her and had a good time, but it appers YMMV with her, she is getting harder to get a hold of and she is a drama queen, but she has given me great service once I got there. And I have had a full menu with her.

Mwqb4

Scheduled with Debra because she was just too close not to try. Called and set an appointment. She seemed very nice. 10 minutes later she called back and cancelled. On to the next!

Anyone tried this girl? Advertises in the body rub section on backpage and on cl. .70/45. Last 4 digits are 3000.

She looks cute.

Well this may be one of my only posts, trying to quit this habit, I've got me reasons.

Been lurking for awhile and have gotten a LOT of useful info from you guys, so thank you. Never had much to add in the past, but thought I could at least add some insight from my experiences. Some I have left out because I forgot their names / they changed their name.

Debbie

Been over a year since I saw her. Was large but VERY nice and accommodating.. $ gets you ANYTHING (within reason). Flat rate, no upsell and no pressure for tip. Heard she's had a tummy tuck since last saw her. Easy to make appointment. Not model material, in 50's, but would recommend. Did everything BB. Stupid of me, I know.

Oh-Dee

Works in same office as Debbie. Also been over year since I saw her. Same flat rate of. $ and pretty much everything is on the menu also. Much better body, nice tits, in 50's, had granny haircut when I saw her which was turn off (heard that's changed now). Also did everything BB. (I have since decided this is bad idea)

Brenda (ads on CL a lot)

Saw a couple of times when I actually needed a massage. CHEAP affordable massage, I think. 35 was the number. Nothing more than a massage, wasn't sure if their was an upsell or not though; started me on my front and finished on my back which is the exact opposite order they teach in massage school, so maybe their is something more on the menu (I'm military so I get mistaken for looking like a cop a lot)

Molly

Redhead, 50's or 60's. Saw last month. Easy to set up appoint. Nice body for her age, but face makeup was on pretty thick, like she didn't know when to stop or something. Nice enough, but seriously I don't know if she was on meds at the time or not, but she seemed a couple cans short of a six-pack. Nude massage, finished Russian. ONLY does Russian. She was adamant about that, even though I didn't ask her anything else. Weird. Asked. 8 which is higher than most people have reported, must have been a slow day.

VIP massage.

Not one person to report on. YMMV at this place when talking about. $, depending on the lady you may get a good deal, however have never walked out without dropping (edit) over (/edit). $ +. 2. Everything is on the table as far as services go

Pink

Next to VIP. 2 very recent visits. Korean, 50's (?) has assistant (also 50's) who helps out with showers and such. Quite possibly the best body of ANY massage provider I have seen.. 6 for the massage. First time out handed. 8 and got BBBJCIM. Second time additional. 6 (on top of the original. 6) got me FS. Can be a bit stereotypical at times, you know like in the movie Full Metal Jacket ("Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky"). Yeah, that's exactly how she talks. I know this is a sex guide, but I have to add one point about Pink: She also really knows what she is doing in the massage department. Seriously she found all my problem spots without me pointing them out to her AND she fixed. In like 10 minutes. I can actually turn my head now. Something legit massage therapists and chiropractors (charging 150 for 15 min vist) have not been able to do. I would recommend her just for the damn massage! LOL

Sharon

Not much to report. Set up appointment. Long drive, no problem. As I'm getting in the car, calls me to ask if we can bump up the appointment time so she can squeeze in another client. I say okay (stupid). Then I hit major traffic on 70 going out there. Okay shit happens, now I'm not going to make the "new" appointment time and there won't be any time for a massage before the next client will be there. But the thing that irked me was she literally got mad at ME for missing the appointment, when if she had just left things alone all would have been fine. Haven't tried her again.

Hope some of that has been helpful to somebody, thanks for all the useful tips over the last year!

[QUOTE=Hesdeadjim]Well this may be one of my only posts, trying to quit this habit, I've got me reasons.

Been lurking for awhile and have gotten a LOT of useful info from you guys, so thank you. Never had much to add in the past, but thought I could at least add some insight from my experiences. Some I have left out because I forgot their names / they changed their name.

Debbie

Been over a year since I saw her. Was large but VERY nice and accommodating.. $ gets you ANYTHING (within reason). Flat rate, no upsell and no pressure for tip. Heard she's had a tummy tuck since last saw her. Easy to make appointment. Not model material, in 50's, but would recommend. Did everything BB. Stupid of me, I know.

Oh-Dee

Works in same office as Debbie. Also been over year since I saw her. Same flat rate of. $ and pretty much everything is on the menu also. Much better body, nice tits, in 50's, had granny haircut when I saw her which was turn off (heard that's changed now). Also did everything BB. (I have since decided this is bad idea)

Brenda (ads on CL a lot)

Saw a couple of times when I actually needed a massage. CHEAP affordable massage, I think. 35 was the number. Nothing more than a massage, wasn't sure if their was an upsell or not though; started me on my front and finished on my back which is the exact opposite order they teach in massage school, so maybe their is something more on the menu (I'm military so I get mistaken for looking like a cop a lot)

Molly

Redhead, 50's or 60's. Saw last month. Easy to set up appoint. Nice body for her age, but face makeup was on pretty thick, like she didn't know when to stop or something. Nice enough, but seriously I don't know if she was on meds at the time or not, but she seemed a couple cans short of a six-pack. Nude massage, finished Russian. ONLY does Russian. She was adamant about that, even though I didn't ask her anything else. Weird. Asked. 8 which is higher than most people have reported, must have been a slow day.

VIP massage.

Not one person to report on. YMMV at this place when talking about. $, depending on the lady you may get a good deal, however have never walked out without dropping under. $ +. 2. Everything is on the table as far as services go

Pink

Next to VIP. 2 very recent visits. Korean, 50's (?) has assistant (also 50's) who helps out with showers and such. Quite possibly the best body of ANY massage provider I have seen.. 6 for the massage. First time out handed. 8 and got BBBJCIM. Second time additional. 6 (on top of the original. 6) got me FS. Can be a bit stereotypical at times, you know like in the movie Full Metal Jacket ("Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky"). Yeah, that's exactly how she talks. I know this is a sex guide, but I have to add one point about Pink: She also really knows what she is doing in the massage department. Seriously she found all my problem spots without me pointing them out to her AND she fixed. In like 10 minutes. I can actually turn my head now. Something legit massage therapists and chiropractors (charging 150 for 15 min vist) have not been able to do. I would recommend her just for the damn massage! LOL

Sharon

Not much to report. Set up appointment. Long drive, no problem. As I'm getting in the car, calls me to ask if we can bump up the appointment time so she can squeeze in another client. I say okay (stupid). Then I hit major traffic on 70 going out there. Okay shit happens, now I'm not going to make the "new" appointment time and there won't be any time for a massage before the next client will be there. But the thing that irked me was she literally got mad at ME for missing the appointment, when if she had just left things alone all would have been fine. Haven't tried her again.

Hope some of that has been helpful to somebody, thanks for all the useful tips over the last year![/QUOTE]
I'd say that you definitely have been there. The BB with debbie and Dee was stupid. I did the same thing a couple of times. Have not been back.

I used to see Molly a lot. She will FS covered. Her call. She can surprise. Is a little spacey.

If you are talking about Brenda in Chesterfield, I believe that you experienced the whole menu.

As for Sharon - I like her. We are close in age. But I know what you are talking about. She does cram them in there. She does a decent job, but not really worth the time to get out there. I know that this is sacrilegious to some, but it's just one man's opinion.

You should try Andrea. definitely worth it.

Anyone seen this person in South County?

I have seen Andrea several times and was just wondering what my be on menu.

Anyone know is FS available?

Long time lurker, have seen Sharon a handful of times. Sorry in advance to go against the grain here, especially to those of you whose loyalty is so blind and unwavering. There's a reason its called being loyal "to a fault": Guys, she's friggin 60 years old! Not younger. Not by a day. She has a mediocre attitude and although she is generous at times, she is sixty years old. If that's your thing, so be it. Granted, she looks a bit younger. So be it. She is sixty years old. Get the picture? Assume she's 75 or 80. Are you still big fans. 60 should be, and is, way above what we're shooting for, folks.

Okay, bash away. I can take it. Engage in petty, ad hominem attacks. I don't mind. I know I've crossed the thin blue line here.

Best to all,

M

Long time lurker wondering about Mercedes. Saw her a few months back and have not yet repeated (despite her great body) due to: attempted upsell, lack of true massage skills, and an advertising sign on her driver's truck door for some sort of lingerie biz. But dang that body might have to repeat. Any feedback?

Also, Sunrise on Olive amazing straight massage. W/ lack of good AMP in town that place would have a line out the door if extras were on the menu (we should all drop the beggers on Watson until they wise up and go back to $40 tip standard)

M, you got it right. Somewhat. At my age (3 years short of 60), I don't care THAT much about age. It's the sensation I crave as I lay there, often with eyes closed, enjoying the superb sensations that a wonderful masseuse can provide. She may be 30, 40, 50, or more, but I don't care. IMHO, few gals under 30 can be patient, use their hands unselfishly, and achieve the end game that we all want. They just aren't experienced enough and they often are just in it for the quick bucks.

So after seeing Sharon 6 or 7 times in the past 5 years, I'm done. It's the mediocre attitude (blase, ho hum) and the very average hand job that have kept me away for over a year. From recent reports here, the prospect of a 4 hand experience with a younger babe makes me mull over a return visit. But the facts are simple: To see Sharon alone, it's not worth the drive and the $ for the sensations I get from her. I'd give her main course (the massage) an 8. 5, but the dessert (which is the ultimate measuring stick) comes up short at about a 4 or 5.

OK, I'm also up for the bashing we'll surely get, Mackeral. But I'm willing to say Sharon just MIGHT be a shade under 60. If I were a betting man, I'd say she's 56, +/- 3, with a 90% confidence factor in a chi squared test proving me right.

Forget that s_h_*_t, I'm driving down to Festus to see Karen! Merry Christmas, one and all.

LTB

[QUOTE=Mackeral]Long time lurker, have seen Sharon a handful of times. Sorry in advance to go against the grain here, especially to those of you whose loyalty is so blind and unwavering. There's a reason its called being loyal "to a fault": Guys, she's friggin 60 years old! Not younger. Not by a day. She has a mediocre attitude and although she is generous at times, she is sixty years old. If that's your thing, so be it. Granted, she looks a bit younger. So be it. She is sixty years old. Get the picture? Assume she's 75 or 80. Are you still big fans. 60 should be, and is, way above what we're shooting for, folks.

Okay, bash away. I can take it. Engage in petty, ad hominem attacks. I don't mind. I know I've crossed the thin blue line here.

Best to all,

M[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mackeral]Long time lurker, have seen Sharon a handful of times. Sorry in advance to go against the grain here, especially to those of you whose loyalty is so blind and unwavering. There's a reason its called being loyal "to a fault": Guys, she's friggin 60 years old! Not younger. Not by a day. She has a mediocre attitude and although she is generous at times, she is sixty years old. If that's your thing, so be it. Granted, she looks a bit younger. So be it. She is sixty years old. Get the picture? Assume she's 75 or 80. Are you still big fans. 60 should be, and is, way above what we're shooting for, folks.

Okay, bash away. I can take it. Engage in petty, ad hominem attacks. I don't mind. I know I've crossed the thin blue line here.

Best to all,

M[/QUOTE]No problem Man - I've been friends with Sharon for a long time and yes she has had her moments. I remember back when she 1st moved to Lake Saint Louis and I had a little trouble finding her place more then once. She'd coped an attitude with me. Bottom line she gets a bit stressed sometimes and can be a little of the Drama Queen. That's just her her. She runs and is motivated by nervous energy.

Overall despite her age she does give a nice rub - once she slows down. Does have a special technique on the HE side which is her claim to fame.
YES I just found out she is indeed 60??? Just a few months ago. I've known this women for 7+ years.

Ironically she still has very nice natural TATAS still basically looking at you not down if you know what I mean.

She has aged well ....... not the norm.

Andrea - I can say that what ever you got is what you will get. If you have seen her several times I think you should know the drill.

YMMV .................... FS not on the Menue

[QUOTE=Mackeral]Long time lurker, have seen Sharon a handful of times. Sorry in advance to go against the grain here, especially to those of you whose loyalty is so blind and unwavering. There's a reason its called being loyal "to a fault": Guys, she's friggin 60 years old! Not younger. Not by a day. She has a mediocre attitude and although she is generous at times, she is sixty years old. If that's your thing, so be it. Granted, she looks a bit younger. So be it. She is sixty years old. Get the picture? Assume she's 75 or 80. Are you still big fans. 60 should be, and is, way above what we're shooting for, folks.

Okay, bash away. I can take it. Engage in petty, ad hominem attacks. I don't mind. I know I've crossed the thin blue line here.

Best to all,

M[/QUOTE]
And your point is????

[QUOTE=Buttho]I used to see a lady named Kim who was in Olivette and then Kirkwood and last in you City for massage and. She is in her late 30's possibly and did a pretty good rub and then some. When she was pregnant she as me for FS but the price was out of reach for me.

Wandering if anyone remembers her or what she is doing now.

B[/QUOTE]Kim was great! She was accomodating and attractive(danced for a short stint). Massage? Second to none in comparison to any one mentioned on this board. She would be great to get back in the fold. Last I heard she was working for a spa of Brentwood.

Does any one remeber Dawn from B. O. (prob. 5-7 years ago) north county area. Petit with sultry voice, sexy face, great hand. She quite to work for chrystler. I assume she is doing something else now. Was hoping she may start again.

Think many better options available.

Read the board for ideas for what you want. A lot of good suggestions.

Mike

[QUOTE=Benny D]Anyone seen this person in South County?[/QUOTE]