The Rat Trap

First, Merry Christmas to all.

I love this site. You guys and gals are like family. Actually, better because you know some shit about me that my family would have difficulty understanding.

As you know, the band has been on the road with a very successful tour, mostly in the West. Life has been good for the world's oldest roadie, scored a few including a couple of MILF's in Denver (one a teacher, the other an engineer, holy shit, what did we design?) and wonderful legal teenager goth wannabe stage door crasher (at least, her ID said she was legal) and a few others, including my all time ATF in a small town in NC. I know that is redundant. Now that I am home for a few weeks I look forward to catching up and also having some quality time with a few new friends I have yet to meet.

My pet peeves are simple. #1 My time is valuable so don't waste it. #2 My privacy is important so don't fuck with it. #3 Don't overcharge or upsell. This is a commodity relationship and the law of supply and demand lives, baby.

There are three or four stellar ladies on here that I have seen and won't see again. There are a couple that I won't even call the first time. Why? My time is valuable. Don't waste it. My privacy is important so don't fuck with it. Quit raising the price of admission. I know, I am repeating myself, but I think it needs to be said.

Without pointing fingers or revealing names I got a PM from a legendary provider that had vouched for a new young lady. She stated she no longer vouches for her. Why? Look at reasons #1 and #3 above for the answers. Talk about a quick fall from grace. She is unreliable and I can't afford her? Shit, dudes and dudettes, that really sucks, especially since she has been reviewed by some new guy twice with stellar reviews. Of course, he misspelled her name on the second one. What's wrong with this picture?

On this note, I got to also say, I really don't understand why a new (or new to here) SP thinks a couple of obviously faked up reviews by members with only one post might make the phone ring. Or, am I missing something and us pathetic loosers that are members of this literary society, do we fall for that shit? If we do then we deserve what we get.

If you want your phone to ring contact a respected SM and offer him a deal he can't refuse then blow his mind with an amazing time. Ask him to give an honest review and he will. At least, I will. Damn. This isn't rocket science. This is Marketing 101.

Hey, I liked the pics Jazak posted and don't give a shit how old they are. Dallas is very hot. I also like the pics Yragrag posted, well, except for his dick pics. OK, I liked the one with her looking at the camera and just imagined the dick wasn't there. I have no problem with you guys seeing her, pimping her, reviewing her or whatever. My issue has to do with #1 and #3 above and since we have three other young blonde spinners that are part of our neighborhood and don't suffer from those ills I probably will never get around to calling. These things happen.

Is taking pics the new thing with SP's? If so, I think I will have to break out my camera. But no dick shots. No dick shots at all. Call me a homophobe, just don't show me a pic of a dick.

I see Nana moved. That is a very good thing. Damn, I always felt like I had to pack a lunch to go see her, but she is definitely worth it.

And, yes, Savanna and Dallas have nice asses.

Are there members of the MBI that are SM's here? Wow! Who would have thought that? Those guys are usually out for low hanging fruit. Now, I am not saying it isn't possible or even true, it just doesn't make much sense. They could track most of our sorry asses for months and never see us doing anything more illegal that jay walking. We have all stated our general lack of being impressed by the busts that happen. Like I said, low hanging fruit.

So, I had a newbee bug me for a phone number of someone that would teach flute lessons. I gave him the number of the SW that picked my pocket. Yeah, think about that for a while. If HE is MBI then she deserves it. If he is legit he will gain a valuable life lesson. Looks like a win for all to me.

Can someone help me understand why anyone would want to hijack a handle? I mean, I do get PM's from time to time from SP's asking about other members. I don't know any of you personally (well, I do know many of you ladies, and not just in the Biblical sense, of course) but many of us do write from time to time and I don't mind sharing the facts with a lady you have contacted. That seems fair. So, when a lady PM's me asking if I had contacted her and I haven't my reaction has been to suggest she give him the address of a Polk County Sheriff Department sub station and make the date. I mean, I know I am a pathetic looser. Who wants to pretend to me me?

Have a great holiday season.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2305751]First, Merry Christmas to all.

I love this site. You guys and gals are like family. Actually, better because you know some shit about me that my family would have difficulty understanding.

As you know, the band has been on the road with a very successful tour, mostly in the West. Life has been good for the world's oldest roadie, scored a few including a couple of MILF's in Denver (one a teacher, the other an engineer, holy shit, what did we design?) and wonderful legal teenager goth wannabe stage door crasher (at least, her ID said she was legal) and a few others, including my all time ATF in a small town in NC. I know that is redundant. Now that I am home for a few weeks I look forward to catching up and also having some quality time with a few new friends I have yet to meet.

My pet peeves are simple. #1 My time is valuable so don't waste it. #2 My privacy is important so don't fuck with it. #3 Don't overcharge or upsell. This is a commodity relationship and the law of supply and demand lives, baby.

There are three or four stellar ladies on here that I have seen and won't see again. There are a couple that I won't even call the first time. Why? My time is valuable. Don't waste it. My privacy is important so don't fuck with it. Quit raising the price of admission. I know, I am repeating myself, but I think it needs to be said.

Without pointing fingers or revealing names I got a PM from a legendary provider that had vouched for a new young lady. She stated she no longer vouches for her. Why? Look at reasons #1 and #3 above for the answers. Talk about a quick fall from grace. She is unreliable and I can't afford her? Shit, dudes and dudettes, that really sucks, especially since she has been reviewed by some new guy twice with stellar reviews. Of course, he misspelled her name on the second one. What's wrong with this picture?

On this note, I got to also say, I really don't understand why a new (or new to here) SP thinks a couple of obviously faked up reviews by members with only one post might make the phone ring. Or, am I missing something and us pathetic loosers that are members of this literary society, do we fall for that shit? If we do then we deserve what we get.

If you want your phone to ring contact a respected SM and offer him a deal he can't refuse then blow his mind with an amazing time. Ask him to give an honest review and he will. At least, I will. Damn. This isn't rocket science. This is Marketing 101.

Hey, I liked the pics Jazak posted and don't give a shit how old they are. Dallas is very hot. I also like the pics Yragrag posted, well, except for his dick pics. OK, I liked the one with her looking at the camera and just imagined the dick wasn't there. I have no problem with you guys seeing her, pimping her, reviewing her or whatever. My issue has to do with #1 and #3 above and since we have three other young blonde spinners that are part of our neighborhood and don't suffer from those ills I probably will never get around to calling. These things happen.

Is taking pics the new thing with SP's? If so, I think I will have to break out my camera. But no dick shots. No dick shots at all. Call me a homophobe, just don't show me a pic of a dick.

I see Nana moved. That is a very good thing. Damn, I always felt like I had to pack a lunch to go see her, but she is definitely worth it.

And, yes, Savanna and Dallas have nice asses.

Are there members of the MBI that are SM's here? Wow! Who would have thought that? Those guys are usually out for low hanging fruit. Now, I am not saying it isn't possible or even true, it just doesn't make much sense. They could track most of our sorry asses for months and never see us doing anything more illegal that jay walking. We have all stated our general lack of being impressed by the busts that happen. Like I said, low hanging fruit.

So, I had a newbee bug me for a phone number of someone that would teach flute lessons. I gave him the number of the SW that picked my pocket. Yeah, think about that for a while. If HE is MBI then she deserves it. If he is legit he will gain a valuable life lesson. Looks like a win for all to me.

Can someone help me understand why anyone would want to hijack a handle? I mean, I do get PM's from time to time from SP's asking about other members. I don't know any of you personally (well, I do know many of you ladies, and not just in the Biblical sense, of course) but many of us do write from time to time and I don't mind sharing the facts with a lady you have contacted. That seems fair. So, when a lady PM's me asking if I had contacted her and I haven't my reaction has been to suggest she give him the address of a Polk County Sheriff Department sub station and make the date. I mean, I know I am a pathetic looser. Who wants to pretend to me me?

Have a great holiday season.

C3.[/QUOTE]The 12 days of Christmas.

I hope everyone is enjoying the Holidays!

[QUOTE=MadisonGuy69;2305641]I don't understand all the uncle concern. Do you think swat is going to rush in and arrest you? If you don't say anything incriminating you're not breaking the law. I have never asked for anything more than a massage at any MP, unless I've seen the girl a couple times. On many occasions I have just gotten a massage. I guess you have to trust your instincts but I have never pulled into a place and worried about the cars in the lot or seeing a cop down the road. If they wanted to bust all the MP's they could, this isn't some secret underground society. Every time I've heard of an MP getting busted it had to do with other problems, cops in Florida do not have time to waste on this profession and I'm sure a large handful think it should be legal. ***** mongering is so much more enjoyable with out the fear mongering.[/QUOTE]And dangerous attitude. The original poster did an excellent job of detailing his concerns.

You, I wish a lot of luck. Hope you have a bail bondsmen's number on speed dial.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2305173]My reason for not allowing pics. Thank you gentleman for sharing your "Private collection".

Not counting Yragyrag, He had not asked for photos for a private collection to me that is.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]If love to have a private collection of that ass tho.

Daughter,

You know me, I am equal opportunity. Pretty much get along with everyone.

Well, except time wasters. And newbee's wanting freebies. And no shows. And up chargers. And pimps. And P.U.M.P.s, too. But pretty much anyone else.

I wonder if our unusual incestuous relationship confuses anyone?

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2306190]I believe someone is crushin on you Daddy.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2306157]And dangerous attitude. The original poster did an excellent job of detailing his concerns.

You, I wish a lot of luck. Hope you have a bail bondsmen's number on speed dial.[/QUOTE]I'm not breaking any laws. Ha ha that's the point. That's the great thing about the MP's, the worse I'm going to have happen is just get a massage. Now I can't help it if you're not smart enough to keep yourself from incriminating yourself, at the worse I've had girls ask me what I want. I have never responded with more than anything but "whatever". There's way too much paranoia and the ones doing it are the same probably spreading it in other countries, that it's so dangerous in Tijuana or San Jose. Living a life in fear doesn't sound that exciting, now if being sneaky and dangerous is what floats your boat then pretend there is danger. The guys getting caught in this probably deserve to be caught, they are wreckless and probably picking up street walkers. If you are smart there is literally no way you can be prosecuted. I'm not saying go up to every girl and ask them how much for a blow job, then Darwin will take care of you. I often check out MP's just to see the talent, I've walked in and out of 100's of them in Florida all over. I have a better chance of a home invasion then getting nabbed at a rub and tug joint. Be smart, but don't be scared otherwise you're turning into what you're after.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2306041]Providers post pics in ads that they have chosen to share. Now I know some ladies don't care one bit about having photos blasted all over the Internet and do encourage to include pics from sessions. Having a pic that has been added at own discretion to an add doesn't count as the justification to post any pics x rated or not without the consent of the person in the photo. My. 02.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]Savanna you have got to be the best there is a stirring the pot. Dallas knows I posted the pic's, can I make any clearer then that. I also have photo's of you but I would never post them because I know you would kill me. Like I said it's all about respect.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2306256]Glad you approve luv. So, what ya going to do with all that.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]Slap grab and admire and ram. Repeat X 2 LOL.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2306465]Savanna you have got to be the best there is a stirring the pot. Dallas knows I posted the pic's, can I make any clearer then that. I also have photo's of you but I would never post them because I know you would kill me. Like I said it's all about respect.[/QUOTE]Please don't PM me wanting to see Savanna's pic's it's not happening. Beside they did not come out that great a little on the dark side and it was only a couple pics.

Some of these girls are masters of marketing. It's funny how my brain can construct an hour long fantasy over 4 or 5 BP pics showing just enough skin and the right outfits.