Certified Info for you bro
[QUOTE=Jo Danie]Does anyone know where a guy can get a massage with ALL the extras but not from an Asian? White or Latin possibly?
Please post.[/QUOTE]Check out the Parliment House off OBT. One of the best massage places in Orlando I hear. You'll Definitely get a white or latino my friend.
Or you could just RTFF. That might save you some time.
ASSA Taken Care of the goods
I had MIMI the last time I was there. Almost as good as the Ginza was before the bust but more pricey.
Great TS, Great massage and walk on back but no stones. I left with a smile on my face.
You were right, but listen to this
Omfg. I just had that same experience, but how about after my back was crushed, she asked me to walk on her back. I first though "are you serious". So I asked her, are you kidding or are you for real. She said yes, walk on her back. Mind you, that she was mad cause my tip wasn't going to be up to her par, but she asked me to walk on her back. So I did. Walked on her back for about a good 15 minutes and all I can say is "wow". No wonder why she crushes your back, can take some right back at her. I felt weird on her, but I said "your fat ass was on me, so now I'll show you what it feels like". When I got down, she told me to lay back down. Place was empty so I guess she didn't care. So I left happy while twins her twins, denise and debby, were out from under the top. Nice and soft.
[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Major bump on Ginza. I will never return. I wasn't sure I'd make it out alive after my last visit. I was greeted at the door by a heavy Asian woman who liked to give me a look like, "are you LE? " many many many many many times. She left me standing in the front for a good 5 min which I absolutely hate. Then lots of questioning until she stepped into a room with Lilly and came back out saying, "Lilly says you are good man. " Then she acted as slutty as a big cow can act.
The absolute worst part was the massage, if you can call it that. It started out with ice cold lotion being slapped on me and then smeared around, not rubbed or massaged. It was as if she were doing this for the first time. Then suddenly she would clamp down on a muscle and just squeeze the shit out of it. Then she'd lay on top of me. Several times actually. It was as if a buffalo suddenly decided to take a nap on top of me. It was horrible, but there was more to come. I don't know where the hell she came up with this but she would take her heavy weight fighter hands and make them into a fist and then drive them into my skull. I swear I almost stood up and punched her in her fat head.
Now just imagine this over weight woman with size 12 feet crawling up on the table to walk on your back. Hell I thought my shoulder was going to come out of joint when she landed on it.
Oh let's get to the hot rocks. First two scalding rocks were placed in the center of my back. Then they were taken away and cold dry rocks were used to rub all over me. I swear this woman is either the worst masseuse or she really hates men.
No negotiation at the end for me. Straight to it, but I don't know how you can call it a happy ending if you feel like you had a tooth knocked out and two arms broken. I went here because my back was killing me and I really needed a massage. I left with everything killing me.
The worst. [/QUOTE]
Teresa was just wonderful
Had an appointment with Teresa this week. As others have said she is a busy woman but work your schedule with hers and it's worth the effort. She is a beautiful, lovely woman and as she says this is her passion. The atmoshpere is very relaxing like a massage should be and she is also wonderful to talk to. Can't say enough about her other than I wish I had more time to spend with her.
Here you go slugger, white with all the extras - but it costs
[QUOTE=Jo Danie]Does anyone know where a guy can get a massage with ALL the extras but not from an Asian? White or Latin possibly?
Please post.[/QUOTE]Over on the left coast (Hudson) the place is Dusk Til Dawn, the lady is K****; you get bathed with hot soapy water for a long time, and then you get massaged for an hour, and just when you figure her poor hands will fall off from her exertions (and if she doesn't smell any pork thereabouts) and really think you've gotten your $80 worth, for enough extra tip once business is done you get one hell of a happy ending off the clock.
This isn't anything funny or illegal: she's just a very easilly warmed up girl who loves men who are nice to her and appreciate her, and she's not afraid to show it once the contracted service is done and you are nice and clean and relaxed.
The key is be nice to her.
Read between the lines...
Tytn8525 - He provided all the info you need - nice lady, nice massage, would repeat. Not everyone feels comfortable providing much more level of detail. She is mature, but she's been a mainstay of mine - you can get pics and pricing (I think) at healinghandsbyteresadotcom
[QUOTE=Tytn8525]so, was it all just legit massage/cmt? what did you fork over and what did it get you? help us out here :)[/QUOTE]