Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;4900061]Usually 19 out of 20 times I have delightful experiences. Last Friday I had one and extended to 90 minutes it was so pleasant.

Unfortunately today was not so good. Don't want others to waste their time or money. Went to k and J on Sunset Hills in Reston. Drew cute youngish gal named Kim. She told me to keep my mask on which is OK. She had a tight satin dress on and a clear face mask so I could see her smiling face. My experience last Friday in Richmond. I don't know what her face looked like but what a nice time. Hoping for the same here and she looked good and hot. Went for hour but Kim wanted only 1/2 hour. So $60. Humm strange.

Quick impersonal TS and she checked off all the important boxes. Back in the room a few little rubs and pushes around the body. Not a real massage and she was mostly at the foot end of the table. Then a few feather touches and the word: turnover. Then what you want and what you pay? I grabbed her tush and it was nice. Felt good. I said all off. She said how much you pay me? She would not quote a price or commit. We got to 100 and extend for hour but she did not want to extend or seem to want the 100 for very little activity. I said then forget it[/QUOTE]I noticed this as well, with two providers I have recently seen. Both were quick to ask how much I would pay. It seems like a lot of AMP providers are really looking to do high volume 30 minute sessions because it reality they only do 10 minutes of real work (if they put any effort into the massage) and 10 minutes of getting you off and out the door in 20 minutes total. They haven't worked in months so they are desperate for $$ but you would think they would act differently and try to make long term customers rather than hustle every customer that comes in and see how much they can milk them for. You really have to stand your ground post-lock down and stick to your planned budget. Of course I know there are a lot more guys out there willing to fork over a lot of money for the slightest feather touch. *shakes my head*.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;4901185]I noticed this as well, with two providers I have recently seen. Both were quick to ask how much I would pay. It seems like a lot of AMP providers are really looking to do high volume 30 minute sessions because it reality they only do 10 minutes of real work (if they put any effort into the massage) and 10 minutes of getting you off and out the door in 20 minutes total. They haven't worked in months so they are desperate for $$ but you would think they would act differently and try to make long term customers rather than hustle every customer that comes in and see how much they can milk them for. You really have to stand your ground post-lock down and stick to your planned budget. Of course I know there are a lot more guys out there willing to fork over a lot of money for the slightest feather touch. *shakes my head*.[/QUOTE]Given there is much truth in HG2's and Serpico's observations, each place is different and YMMV a lot from place to place. Since businesses have been allowed to reopen, I have had excellent massages, not rushed at all from almost every place I've visited. One place raised price $10 for the full hour (a CAMP w / o TS that was lower priced than KAMPs with TS, now price matched) -- but none of the MTs have asked for a bigger tip (and one asked me if I left too much money (I tipped 0. 6 to her as the session had gone almost 80 minutes and the service was excellent).

So, always be nice to the ladies -- even when your mileage varies.

PA.

[QUOTE=DefaultGuy;4900245]I've been trying to get an appointment scheduled at BG, DT, them, or ST for about a week now. Made some ground and held conversations with DT and them today, over text, my timeline didn't line up with anyone that was my type at DT, and had an evening scheduled at them before the provider 'called out', which I understand happens in every line of work but I was halfway to Tyson from RVA, so I was a bit poopy faced.

Am I putting out a bad vibe or is it just tough to get your foot in the door for your first appointment at one of these places? I speak in full sentences, please and thank you, that kind of thing.[/QUOTE]The PV places are easy to get into but just managed poorly. Richmond to Tyson's Corner!? I don't think there's any girl at any of these places worth that drive but that's up to you haha. Secret and Edens are in the same apartment complex so if one flakes on me I just get on the elevator and go down two floors. Haven't been to BG in awhile since none of the girls appeal to me. DT has been the flakiest for me, they will schedule and then change your appointment.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;4901952]Given there is much truth in HG2's and Serpico's observations, each place is different and YMMV a lot from place to place. Since businesses have been allowed to reopen, I have had excellent massages, not rushed at all from almost every place I've visited. One place raised price $10 for the full hour (a CAMP w / o TS that was lower priced than KAMPs with TS, now price matched) -- but none of the MTs have asked for a bigger tip (and one asked me if I left too much money (I tipped 0. 6 to her as the session had gone almost 80 minutes and the service was excellent).

So, always be nice to the ladies -- even when your mileage varies.

PA.[/QUOTE]I have been lucky to have had visits similar to PA. That being said, only 2 were new, and 3 were some I had seen multiple times in the past. So I guess I was only lucky twice as the old timers gave me the same excellent massage as always, no shortage, with a good finish. (one, like PA, went about 80 minutes. I guess I also was fortunate to pick a time they were not busy). YMMV.

[QUOTE=Wahooboy94;4890555]First, I just realized that I have 100 posts to my name. At least the ones I bothered to post about. Amazing that I have been actively posting since 2009. I performed a quick scan and saw one post that made me laugh. I have no memory of it, but in 2009 I wrote that Tera Patrick was making an appearance at Paper Moon. Wish I had seen that! So hot.

Second, for those of you who don't mind an older provider (all those posts about Lily at Comfort in Manassas), I returned to one of my local haunts today during the lunch hour and saw Leah at Bamboo Therapy in Springfield. I've written about Leah before. Lovely woman. Petite. Tan skin. With her mask on, you would think she is in her 40's -- I suspect she is late 50's or early 60's.

Her massage is a soft touch with some pressure. She used massage oil and / or lotion but always cleaned me up with a hot towel. Probably the most gentle NOVA Standard finish I've received in my life. I wore my mask the entire time as did she. $80 for the hour (got the full hour).

I always recommend Leah and will return.[/QUOTE]Back when I had more disposable income I used to go through the Pamela peaks webpage to meet up with porn stars and ladies so beautiful there is no way a below Average guy like me could land one. I had an overnight with Tera Patrick. The pros she was gorgeous, fun, sexy, free and wild and did everything. The cons she was too wild and drunk and flirty, and wanted to go out to listen to head thumping music and drink $30 cocktails during our night together. She invited other dudes back to my place. Of course, I did not let that happen.

PSA porn stars typically have platforms for in and outcall. Bucket list!

[QUOTE=MangoBalls78;4900380]I have been to this place several times all pre pandemic. Girls are hit or miss but I got FS each time. I think they want 220 for FS which is a little steep for me since you are also paying another 60 or 80 to the house.[/QUOTE]220 is too much I was quoted 140, and got head for 120. But the girls are very hit or miss. I've had great times and some of the worst times, going there.

In my boredom I went scrolling into past posts on the forum hunting the white whale that is the viet providers and I happened to be in the area of a popular place back in the day that was located above the Panera bread. Boy you old folks make it sound like those were the days. Back then you had milk delivered to your door and pretty Asians lined up for your choosing.

Anyway those days are long gone but I decided what the hell. There's still an AMP here, maybe I'll TOFFT and roll the dice.

Well inside is a small little place called sunny and I'm greeted by a Chinese lady named CiCi with a lazy eye but a pleasant personality. She asks if I made an appointment and I said nay I was just stopping by But perhaps you got time to give me a massage. She told me she had an appointment in 30 but could squeeze me in for a half hour. The place gave me legit vibes (spoiler it is) but I figured what the hell worse case I get a good massage.

She asked me if I been here before? And that line I feel like always gives me hope that maybe extras are available but I was honest and said yes. So mad eye moody lead me into the room and gave me a pretty solid 30 min deep tissue. 25 min in I was really into it, I think it's been a while since I've gotten a genuine massage, and my body was really getting into it. You've had those relaxing massages that let you sink into the table and you just doze off into bliss, it was about to be one of those when she said time up and I'll be honest I got a little disappointed but then she said if you want 30 min more I'll bring in other girl?

Jeez, I'm a hopeful optimist aka a naive sap. I agree to the extension and in walks jasmine. Skinnier hotter (but hard to tell with mask), younger and with both eyes looking at me (instead of one veering off into the wall, sorry cici) jasmine gives me round 2 of a pretty damn good massage. Her English is good and we have good conversation. I enjoyed my normie massage but there's was no hint of anything more. Costed 75 and tipped 20 for the good massage. But as you can see this place is a husk of its former glory.

At least I can cross it off the list.

[QUOTE=SexBear;4903296]220 is too much I was quoted 140, and got head for 120. But the girls are very hit or miss. I've had great times and some of the worst times, going there.[/QUOTE]I've had some experiences there where I was able to get FS for 160 or 200 but like you said it's really hit or miss. I'm done w / the AMP scene as it's too inconsistent. I would rather stick to the tried and true K-girls.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4903464]In my boredom I went scrolling into past posts on the forum hunting the white whale that is the viet providers and I happened to be in the area of a popular place back in the day that was located above the Panera bread. Boy you old folks make it sound like those were the days. Back then you had milk delivered to your door and pretty Asians lined up for your choosing.

Anyway those days are long gone but I decided what the hell. There's still an AMP here, maybe I'll TOFFT and roll the dice.

Well inside is a small little place called sunny and I'm greeted by a Chinese lady named CiCi with a lazy eye but a pleasant personality. She asks if I made an appointment and I said nay I was just stopping by But perhaps you got time to give me a massage. She told me she had an appointment in 30 but could squeeze me in for a half hour. The place gave me legit vibes (spoiler it is) but I figured what the hell worse case I get a good massage.

She asked me if I been here before? And that line I feel like always gives me hope that maybe extras are available but I was honest and said yes. So mad eye moody lead me into the room and gave me a pretty solid 30 min deep tissue. 25 min in I was really into it, I think it's been a while since I've gotten a genuine massage, and my body was really getting into it. You've had those relaxing massages that let you sink into the table and you just doze off into bliss, it was about to be one of those when she said time up and I'll be honest I got a little disappointed but then she said if you want 30 min more I'll bring in other girl?

Jeez, I'm a hopeful optimist aka a naive sap. I agree to the extension and in walks jasmine. Skinnier hotter (but hard to tell with mask), younger and with both eyes looking at me (instead of one veering off into the wall, sorry cici) jasmine gives me round 2 of a pretty damn good massage. Her English is good and we have good conversation. I enjoyed my normie massage but there's was no hint of anything more. Costed 75 and tipped 20 for the good massage. But as you can see this place is a husk of its former glory.

At least I can cross it off the list.[/QUOTE]Hell yeah this was great spot years ago when under different ownership. I don't think all was lost with your visit. Part of the thrill to me is trying out new places and seeing what they have to offer. At least you got a great legit massage. And I think next time if you ask for Jasmine right off the bat, you could probably build a limited comfort with them. This visit is better than paying a lot more for crappy massage and rushed services that a lot of other AMPs are offering.

Just got home from a lovely afternoon. I'm not much of a poet or a writer, but I'll do my best for you all.

For starters, scheduling an appointment was / is a headache. The schedule is released in the morning and the office sometimes takes up to fifteen minutes or so. Also, getting the location took a bit, I was scheduled for 5 and got the exact location at 503. Don't bed disheartened though, gentlemen, this story ends and the promised land.

I was greeted at the door by a perky, excited Rachele. Her previous appointment had flaked so she had just gotten up from a nap, but very cute and the pictures are true to life. She takes me to my room, I get comfortable, she comes back in a few minutes later and gets started on a massage that I'd sincerely give a 5/10. It wasn't what you'd get at a spa but it was better than the average AMP in my experience. Also, the conversation was great. She was flirty, made a few jokes, we admired each other's tattoos. It was a time. About fifteen minutes into our hour, she says "I'm going to go ahead and have you turn over early. " And I wasn't complaining. A few more minutes of massage and it's showtime. Start out with a CBJ that I'd rank up there with a BBBJ that I can get at the bar on a Friday night, probably better. Unprompted, she moves up for CCG for a few minutes, not a gorilla fist but far from spacious. We rotate, CMish, DFK, at this point I'm good for about a minute before the pop. She helps me get cleaned up, back to the small talk. After about a minute, she's doing her best to get me ready for round two. FIV and some more DFK. We're about 1:10 into my 1 H appointment and she gets a text that it's time to close up for the night. On the way out the door, I remember that I haven't tipped her yet, hand over $ even and ask if that's alright, she had no issues. YMMV, I'm a fit 20-something that isn't hard on the eyes.

Overall, I will repeat visit DT. Rachele's schedule and mine don't line up very well so I don't think that I'll get to see her again, but if I can she'd be my first pick again. A real sweetheart.

[QUOTE=DefaultGuy;4904866]Just got home from a lovely afternoon. I'm not much of a poet or a writer, but I'll do my best for you all.

For starters, scheduling an appointment was / is a headache. The schedule is released in the morning and the office sometimes takes up to fifteen minutes or so. Also, getting the location took a bit, I was scheduled for 5 and got the exact location at 503. Don't bed disheartened though, gentlemen, this story ends and the promised land.

I was greeted at the door by a perky, excited Rachele. Her previous appointment had flaked so she had just gotten up from a nap, but very cute and the pictures are true to life. She takes me to my room, I get comfortable, she comes back in a few minutes later and gets started on a massage that I'd sincerely give a 5/10. It wasn't what you'd get at a spa but it was better than the average AMP in my experience. Also, the conversation was great. She was flirty, made a few jokes, we admired each other's tattoos. It was a time. About fifteen minutes into our hour, she says "I'm going to go ahead and have you turn over early. " And I wasn't complaining. A few more minutes of massage and it's showtime. Start out with a CBJ that I'd rank up there with a BBBJ that I can get at the bar on a Friday night, probably better. Unprompted, she moves up for CCG for a few minutes, not a gorilla fist but far from spacious. We rotate, CMish, DFK, at this point I'm good for about a minute before the pop. She helps me get cleaned up, back to the small talk. After about a minute, she's doing her best to get me ready for round two. FIV and some more DFK. We're about 1:10 into my 1 H appointment and she gets a text that it's time to close up for the night. On the way out the door, I remember that I haven't tipped her yet, hand over $ even and ask if that's alright, she had no issues. YMMV, I'm a fit 20-something that isn't hard on the eyes.

Overall, I will repeat visit DT. Rachele's schedule and mine don't line up very well so I don't think that I'll get to see her again, but if I can she'd be my first pick again. A real sweetheart.[/QUOTE]You picked a winner! I've seen her a few times. Always better 2nd+ time as she'll remember you. Didn't discuss $ or menu, just went straight to the fun. Tell her you'll tip her nice and she's ready to party. We didn't do massage. BBBJ, DATY and DFK during my sessions with her. I'm not much of a two pop guy but she tried a lot to make it happen which was hot.

She's very friendly to talk to so it's more like GFE from a sexy GF as she's very sexual, flirty and open minded. She really likes what she does and it shows. She told me about the other girls so nice to hear who offers what or who to avoid.

She sounds like someone is like to see, but. ?

[QUOTE=DefaultGuy;4904866]Just got home from a lovely afternoon. I'm not much of a poet or a writer, but I'll do my best for you all.

For starters, scheduling an appointment was / is a headache. The schedule is released in the morning and the office sometimes takes up to fifteen minutes or so. Also, getting the location took a bit, I was scheduled for 5 and got the exact location at 503. Don't bed disheartened though, gentlemen, this story ends and the promised land.

I was greeted at the door by a perky, excited Rachele. Her previous appointment had flaked so she had just gotten up from a nap, but very cute and the pictures are true to life. She takes me to my room, I get comfortable, she comes back in a few minutes later and gets started on a massage that I'd sincerely give a 5/10. It wasn't what you'd get at a spa but it was better than the average AMP in my experience. Also, the conversation was great. She was flirty, made a few jokes, we admired each other's tattoos. It was a time. About fifteen minutes into our hour, she says "I'm going to go ahead and have you turn over early. " And I wasn't complaining. A few more minutes of massage and it's showtime. Start out with a CBJ that I'd rank up there with a BBBJ that I can get at the bar on a Friday night, probably better. Unprompted, she moves up for CCG for a few minutes, not a gorilla fist but far from spacious. We rotate, CMish, DFK, at this point I'm good for about a minute before the pop. She helps me get cleaned up, back to the small talk. After about a minute, she's doing her best to get me ready for round two. FIV and some more DFK. We're about 1:10 into my 1 H appointment and she gets a text that it's time to close up for the night. On the way out the door, I remember that I haven't tipped her yet, hand over $ even and ask if that's alright, she had no issues. YMMV, I'm a fit 20-something that isn't hard on the eyes.

Overall, I will repeat visit DT. Rachele's schedule and mine don't line up very well so I don't think that I'll get to see her again, but if I can she'd be my first pick again. A real sweetheart.[/QUOTE]

TOFTT and saw Lara who has been advertising heavily on Craigslist. Easy to find as she is based in Pentagon City, which is rare. Although her CL af looks fairly legit, she also has ads on adultsearch if you Google her number. Not my usual type but very convenient to me so I thought I'd give her a try.

Texted her and she gave me the address which is across from the Costco if you know the Pentagon City area. Pretty swanky apartment building. Although her ad was legit looking, she was wearing lingerie when I came in, which I am not used to. I usually like to pretend I'm just there for the massage at first but no real point in that situation.

Lara is thicc AA girl, borderline BBW but curves where you want them. Late 30's / early 40's is my guess. Caribbean accent, friendly, kind of a silly personality with lots of jokes I didn't get but eager to please.

Room was very clean. She used brand new towels and offered me a shower before we started.

We didn't discuss money up front. I told her that I wanted an hour. I was a little concerned that it was going to be more of a rub down than a real massage given her outfit (she got topless as soon as the massage started) and that she started with oil but that definitely was not the case. The focus was definitely on a therapeutic massage and while not one of the best I've gotten, it was very solid and she incorporated several props like heating pads, a vibrating device of some kind, hot stones and hot towels. Also did some stretching which I always like. She definitely put the effort in.

As far as the erotic part, there actually wasn't much to speak of, with next to no teasing during the therapeutic portion. Maybe she would have incorporated that if I had asked but I was enjoying just relaxing. And surprisingly, despite her being topless, after a thorough legitimate massage, she told me she was done.

I asked her about the finish and she asked how much money I had. I had brought an extra $50 above the $120 hour price and, perhaps foolishly, I told her as much. She said that would cover it and got to work, asking me how I liked my finish. I told her to take it slow and she did with nice technique. She allowed roaming, even some under the minimal clothes she had on and let me play and suck on her huge boobs. I asked about BJ and she said she sometimes does it but not today. Might take multiple visits or more cash. She got the job done anyway in satisfying fashion and that was the end of it. No post release massage which is a shame.

I took her up on the shower and she saw me out. All in all a good time. I don't often repeat so probably won't see her again but if she's your type, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her. Damage was $120/$50 for the hour. I was hoping to just pay the listed hour pricd but considering what I got that's not out of line with the area's prices. Feel free to PM with any questions.

[QUOTE=RidgeRacer;4905331]TOFTT and saw Lara who has been advertising heavily on Craigslist. Easy to find as she is based in Pentagon City, which is rare. Although her CL af looks fairly legit, she also has ads on adultsearch if you Google her number. Not my usual type but very convenient to me so I thought I'd give her a try.

Texted her and she gave me the address which is across from the Costco if you know the Pentagon City area. Pretty swanky apartment building. Although her ad was legit looking, she was wearing lingerie when I came in, which I am not used to. I usually like to pretend I'm just there for the massage at first but no real point in that situation.

Lara is thicc AA girl, borderline BBW but curves where you want them. Late 30's / early 40's is my guess. Caribbean accent, friendly, kind of a silly personality with lots of jokes I didn't get but eager to please.

Room was very clean. She used brand new towels and offered me a shower before we started.

We didn't discuss money up front. I told her that I wanted an hour. I was a little concerned that it was going to be more of a rub down than a real massage given her outfit (she got topless as soon as the massage started) and that she started with oil but that definitely was not the case. The focus was definitely on a therapeutic massage and while not one of the best I've gotten, it was very solid and she incorporated several props like heating pads, a vibrating device of some kind, hot stones and hot towels. Also did some stretching which I always like. She definitely put the effort in.

As far as the erotic part, there actually wasn't much to speak of, with next to no teasing during the therapeutic portion. Maybe she would have incorporated that if I had asked but I was enjoying just relaxing. And surprisingly, despite her being topless, after a thorough legitimate massage, she told me she was done.

I asked her about the finish and she asked how much money I had. I had brought an extra $50 above the $120 hour price and, perhaps foolishly, I told her as much. She said that would cover it and got to work, asking me how I liked my finish. I told her to take it slow and she did with nice technique. She allowed roaming, even some under the minimal clothes she had on and let me play and suck on her huge boobs. I asked about BJ and she said she sometimes does it but not today. Might take multiple visits or more cash. She got the job done anyway in satisfying fashion and that was the end of it. No post release massage which is a shame.

I took her up on the shower and she saw me out. All in all a good time. I don't often repeat so probably won't see her again but if she's your type, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her. Damage was $120/$50 for the hour. I was hoping to just pay the listed hour pricd but considering what I got that's not out of line with the area's prices. Feel free to PM with any questions.[/QUOTE]I agree with everything you said. Two additional comments 1) while technically AA, she is more African. Bring your French if you have it. This is not a Cali girl.

2) although I have not yet indulged, four hands are available.

Also, if you prefer a post release massage, ask for it up front: Lara is open to your requests.

Great big headlights.

[QUOTE=DefaultGuy;4904866]
Overall, I will repeat visit DT. [/QUOTE]What does DT stand for?