Massage Parlor Reports

So I finally got to see the much talked about Sophia at MM. This was a couple weeks ago before Christmas rush. I walked in and asked Keiko if I could see Star, since I prefer nice fit spinners, she said yes but it would be a wait, which I didn't mind. Ended up waiting 15 minutes but I guess it wasn't meant to be since Keiko sent Sophia instead. Sophia's not really a spinner but she has a nice ass and chest. Went thru the motions of the TS where she gave a brief bbj and tuma, best part was definitely her sliding up and down in soap.

I asked her if we could try for 2 pops but she seemed uninterested in trying. In the room we got in to some different positions before I asked to finish in her mouth. Her head game is pretty good and she took every drop. She left to go freshen up and upon returning I asked she could give a short massage before seeing if we could do a round 2. She seemed not enthused but went along with it but before long the knock came to finish up. I reckon we still had 10-15 minutes after the first to go for a second but I guess it was not meant to be with Sophia. I had heard that lately she had been pretty lackluster in service compared to past times, which I found to be true. Sadly Star is now on break but I saw Kiki more recently and she was stellar and a total pro getting two out of me, highly recommend Kiki.

Anyone been to "you Massage" parlor on Vineland Road.

[QUOTE=Nudeed;6284487]Rates are $. 80 plus tip. However they are closed due to moving. Not expected to reopen until February.[/QUOTE]Ocean star? Where are they moving to if you know. Thought about visiting soon but I may have to change my plans.

[QUOTE=JeepDude1;6284255]On the recommendation of several fellow mongers, went to MM yesterday and saw Kiki. Wow.

Only my second time ever at an AMP, and certainly won't be my last. As recommended, walked in and slapped $200 into the hand that popped out of the window. Was quickly let into a little curtained alcove off the main hallway to wait for awhile. Showed up around 5, so the place was relatively busy. Could hear some of my fellow brethren in the back having a good time, maybe even someone reading this right now. Cheers, friends. Waited there probably 10-15 minutes.

Mamasan retrieved me from the alcove and led me back to a room. After informing her that I'd never been before, she said she'd pick for me and show me a good time, and left me to my own devices. Didn't want any ambiguity about what I was there for when that door opened again, so stripped down butt nekkid and laid down on the table. Had a bit of a wait here, probably 20-30 minutes, but the room was really warm and the radio was on, so I didn't mind. It builds the anticipation. I might even have dozed off a bit, it was just another relaxing part of the experience.

After my wait / nap, Kiki enters the room, and beelines right over to give me a nice warm kiss. I can immediately tell that this is going to be a good time. She's very warm and bubbly, and very free with the DFK. Nice body, with some perky B-cups. Possibly man-made, but very well done if so. After some mutual mouthwash, she leads me over to the Table Shower room.[/QUOTE]I don't think you're going to find anything "better" in Tampa. I tried Yoshino? Yokahama? And it was alright. The AMP scene in Orlando is top tier. There are aromatherapy and lingerie studios with 6's or 7's on the stripper scale if you're lucky, but I haven't been there in a year or so and they're more over towards Clearwater. Read their forums, find the twitter page or site and they have somewhat accurate pics. I'd make the drive to Orlando. Read my previous post where I gave up totally on Tampa and switched hotels. Some guys on here shit on the post, but whatevs. Went off the rails cause there were so many good places to go in Orlando. In fact, I have business in Ft Lauderdale next week and purposely flew in and out of Orlando to bookend my week with the best Florida has to offer. I personally had the best experience at NDS. MM and King were great, but it's hard to top 2 girls and 2 pops. And if you can't get away to Orlando, 6 shops always had the most consistent service but those spots are still about 20-30 minutes west of Tampa. As far as you and your buddy walking in, I literally watched 2 dudes walk in on the monitor at 7 Star in Deerfield Beach as I was getting a BJ. No one freaked out, but they may have called ahead? Pry a good idea to go somewhere that takes appointments. Good luck.

I went back and forth in my head about going to either KS or CB. Once I got in the car I decided on CB.

Arrived and greeted by Ivy. A tad older. Decent man made body. Personality for days.

Skipped the shower and went right to fun. OK BJ to start. Hat on and went thru a few basic positions. Apparently I was "killing her" so after hearing that a few times I told her to finish me off with her mouth. She decided to finish with a HJ. Kinda disappointing but she tortured me post "fireworks" which was a bonus.

Clean up. Door bell rang and I watched her bring the next dude in.

She came back and finished turning the room over and escorted me out.

So so experience. Hind sight says I should've went the KS or MM instead but whatever.

[QUOTE=HCruz;6285033]Ocean star? Where are they moving to if you know. Thought about visiting soon but I may have to change my plans.[/QUOTE]No different places Tina at Star therapy in Cassleberry is moving. Ocean Star is a whole different place and experience.

The dude abides.

Sophia was always my first choice at MM however the last 2 times I saw her I was less than impressed and very disappointed in her attitude and shorting me on time. Oh, and I consider myself a frequent flier at MM. Kiki and the others will be who I ask for from now on.

[QUOTE=ParraDice;6284867]So I finally got to see the much talked about Sophia at MM. This was a couple weeks ago before Christmas rush. I walked in and asked Keiko if I could see Star, since I prefer nice fit spinners, she said yes but it would be a wait, which I didn't mind. Ended up waiting 15 minutes but I guess it wasn't meant to be since Keiko sent Sophia instead. Sophia's not really a spinner but she has a nice ass and chest. Went thru the motions of the TS where she gave a brief bbj and tuma, best part was definitely her sliding up and down in soap.

I asked her if we could try for 2 pops but she seemed uninterested in trying. In the room we got in to some different positions before I asked to finish in her mouth. Her head game is pretty good and she took every drop. She left to go freshen up and upon returning I asked she could give a short massage before seeing if we could do a round 2. She seemed not enthused but went along with it but before long the knock came to finish up. I reckon we still had 10-15 minutes after the first to go for a second but I guess it was not meant to be with Sophia. I had heard that lately she had been pretty lackluster in service compared to past times, which I found to be true. Sadly Star is now on break but I saw Kiki more recently and she was stellar and a total pro getting two out of me, highly recommend Kiki.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TrueHobbiest;6285452]Sophia was always my first choice at MM however the last 2 times I saw her I was less than impressed and very disappointed in her attitude and shorting me on time. Oh, and I consider myself a frequent flier at MM. Kiki and the others will be who I ask for from now on.[/QUOTE]Yea she may be burnt out or something but the enthusiasm was not there sadly. Just seemed like she didn't want to be there. I preferred the look of Kiki more anyways, plus her service is top notch too. Star is also on my list.

Been out of the game for awhile but finally decided to try out CB after reading a bunch of reviews. Glad I read the reviews because when I just tried to GPS it sent me to the wrong one.

I stopped by this morning. As others have said this place is on Old Winter Garden. Walked in the place and it was quite nice. Seems like the renovated from a old medical building. After going in I was greeted by a good looking mamasan. Mamasan told me to wait a minute. Spoke to mamasan and said they were kind of hard to find because a lot of Cherry Blossoms in the area. According to mamasan apparently some stores are mimicing them and some are messing with them. I think that's what she meant couldn't make it out with the accent.

She then led me to the backroom and said she will be right back. Later this sexy ass girl walked in and introduced herself as Grace. I didn't expect Grace since from other reviews she was there a long time ago. I thought I was going to get mamasan at first but holy shit Grace is hot and young. Grace started off with a pretty good massage and really nice nuru, and on the flip she started getting undressed. Started with a HJ while I played with her ass and tits. We agreed on the service and payment and proceeded with CBJ, Mish, CFS, and ended with CG. Amazing ride and amazing feeling.

[QUOTE=Nightowl21;6284795]Are you saying $180/ hour or $80/ hour. Hate these secret codes.[/QUOTE]It's 80 base fee for an hour.

[QUOTE=ParraDice;6285463]Yea she may be burnt out or something but the enthusiasm was not there sadly. Just seemed like she didn't want to be there. I preferred the look of Kiki more anyways, plus her service is top notch too. Star is also on my list.[/QUOTE]Why don't you guys tell Kiko that, she will give her a pep talk or get her out of there. Especially you regulars. Don't complain on the board, complain to Kiko. She won hit you or ban you.

[QUOTE=ParraDice;6285463]Yea she may be burnt out or something but the enthusiasm was not there sadly. Just seemed like she didn't want to be there. I preferred the look of Kiki more anyways, plus her service is top notch too. Star is also on my list.[/QUOTE]Saw Kiki again this morning and all I can say is "Oh Damn".

[QUOTE=Chewwy70;6284878]Anyone been to "you Massage" parlor on Vineland Road.[/QUOTE]Was once regarded as one of the biggies but has since been surpassed by MM, NDS, King, and CB. It's still a decent FS option and right across the street from Universal Studios for those in the area. Standard rates apply but you may be able to haggle, YMMV.

[QUOTE=HCruz;6285033]Ocean star? Where are they moving to if you know. Thought about visiting soon but I may have to change my plans.[/QUOTE]No Star Therapy in Casselberry is moving.

Careful guys, last I posted a bad review on Sophia at MM the Sophia fan boys came out from the woods with pitchforks along with statements to remember you're not buying a cheeseburger or something. LOL.

I also had a bad experience with Sophia, full review already posted. I actually almost stopped going to MM in general because of it. My recent visit had me wanting more, but I keep getting shorted on time, and 1 pop only.

I do miss the Mocha days where she would go at it with you right until the knock on the door. Seems like the last few girls I've been with don't care for MSOG.

[QUOTE=ParraDice;6285463]Yea she may be burnt out or something but the enthusiasm was not there sadly. Just seemed like she didn't want to be there. I preferred the look of Kiki more anyways, plus her service is top notch too. Star is also on my list.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigInJapan;6285818]Was once regarded as one of the biggies but has since been surpassed by MM, NDS, King, and CB. It's still a decent FS option and right across the street from Universal Studios for those in the area. Standard rates apply but you may be able to haggle, YMMV.[/QUOTE]Ask for Tracy. Beautiful IMHO. 9. 5 Asian body. 7. 0 face. Excellent service. Seen her 3 times recently.

Massageee.

[QUOTE=FlyHigher767;6283471]On the flip did Ruby stand beside you are sit on table between your legs for the finale'?

Fly safe.[/QUOTE]Went after seeing the thread. Stood beside me. Very good massage. Very good L1 service. Did not want or ask for more. Very pleasant experience.

Massageee.

[QUOTE=GhostVet;6278419]I second this spot. Gave a decent massage and HE. The girl had Cs possibly Ds. Didn't catch her name, but she like me suck and play with her tits. I actually think I got some milk too!

It was 40 for the HH and tipped 40. Not sure what the standard rate is.[/QUOTE]This place is a gem. Seen 2 girls. Kelly is the best. PM for details.

Massageee.

I was driving by Magic Therapy today and saw the "Massage" light on. Had mixed company in the car & couldn't do a turn around for a look see. Any one have any info. New ownership maybe? Jeanie back? I'm in the MCO area for a few more days & will try to get back by for some recon.

Harley2007.

So I was in a mood last night, and decided to mosey on down to Orlando. Honestly thought about going to MM, but when I passed by it looked a tad bit busy, so I said screw it I'll just go to BO. Arrived, and was empty. Walked in lead to the room, and was told "let me see who's available. A few secs passed, and in walked Valentina (I think) don't remember her name. My first impression with her introduction was "man I'm probably not going to enjoy this. At first glimpse she looked just way to plastic for me. Introduction was done, and said she'd be right back. So got ready. After about a little wait time she comes back in. Mind you this I speak pretty fluent Spanish, and she was Columbian, so instantly we hit it off, and just chatted while she massaged me. Massage was not great, but wasn't expecting a great one. After a few minutes she ask me to flip over. Still chatting up a storm both she goes for Junior, and starts a HJ. After a while she then brings out the hat, and puts it in with her mouth. CBJ was pretty bad, felt teeth majority of the time, but she took orders well, and continued for a good minute.

After was were it kinda got pretty interesting, I'm just going to cut it very short. She's a short gal. Maybe 5. 5 or so but the whole time we were going at it she took it like a champ. I'm not going to toot my own horn here, and say that I rocked this gals world, but we went at it like a high school couple that just discovered sex, and again she took orders, or request very well. At one point when I had here laying down for mish, I asked if I could pick her up, and just plow her. Man oh man she did not disappoint as I plowed her while holding her standing up. We both were laughing, and both having fun as it all happened. After that just had her in CG, RCG, and then CG until I finished in the hat. The best part on most of this was how'd she reach back for my hand, or the few shakes she had as we were going at it. Even though I could tell when she was faking a few "O", but Honestly one of the best experiences I've had here. When all was said and done (again not tooting my own horn), but she got off, and said "baby you actually made me work up a sweat. I had to lay there for a good minute, as she cleaned me up, even offered a warm towelette after the first initial clean up. We chatted a bit more as I got dressed, and was just very cool. Held a conversation the whole time. I honestly left pretty happy, and pretty tired. One of those full 45 min experiences well spent, and enjoyed.

The only cons I had with my lady was the teeth on the CBJ, the fake "O"s (at times), and just could feel everything that was man made, but besides that it was a very great experience.

Despite some of the negative reviews on BO lately, something about their Latina lineup really got my interest. I had a dream about a visit yesterday.

Walked in and had 4 to pick from in this dream. Two were so-so, two were very beautiful. Jessica was the choice of the day a long legged beautiful Cuban blonde with soft bolt-one and a flat tummy with a decent booty. She didn't speak a lick of English and it took her awhile to warm up. The table shower was awkward and the massage was like a blind person trying to knead dough. However, he 9/10 looks made up for it because her performance was great. Everything was covered which is my preference. CBJ was great with gagging, DATY, and quite a few positions. I left on-time because I controlled the pace and what we did. I'd go back for her knowing the shower and massage are meaningless. I suppose it was a decent dream for the few.

[QUOTE=Adiomans;6285732]It's 80 base fee for an hour.[/QUOTE]Will be visiting soon and I want to tip correctly so as to not drive up the rates and also save some dough. Looks like 60-80 is going rate for hr and 80 tip?

[QUOTE=Harley2007;6286271]I was driving by Magic Therapy today and saw the "Massage" light on. Had mixed company in the car & couldn't do a turn around for a look see. Any one have any info. New ownership maybe? Jeanie back? I'm in the MCO area for a few more days & will try to get back by for some recon.

Harley2007.[/QUOTE]The Massage light has been on the entire time they have been closed. If the Open sign is on then we're talkin fun time. I haven't seen any updates since an October post saying they would open under new ownership in November.

[QUOTE=Tantra6969;6286584]Will be visiting soon and I want to tip correctly so as to not drive up the rates and also save some dough. Looks like 60-80 is going rate for hr and 80 tip?[/QUOTE]For level 1 = HJ, tip, $40, $50 if real good massage and HE. Topless +10 to that.

Naked, FIV $70-80 total tip.

FS $200 total including tip for 45 m.

$ 240 for 1 hr.

The day started trying to check off some bucket list ladies. I reached out to the various girls with no luck.

Then one got back to me but spotty comms but I was able to set up a time to meet. Then she has to change the time. Too late for my blood so off to MM.

MM was busy. MMS wanted me to wait on the couch, not even the little room. Nope.

When I got back to the car the chick I wanted to see had texted me that she could meet at our original time but getting her location was taking too long. She's a brick house so now I'm in the mood for some curves so off to BO.

There is a line at BO but I was able to butt the line and was introduced to Samantha. She wasn't brick house thick but super gorgeous and slim thick. Def man made up top not sure about the bottom but it was nice. Lots of ink.

Her sexiness was inversely proportional to her personality which is par for BO.

CBJ from soft to 75% then she got on top and tried to finish me off. Then DG. I wanted to watch in the mirror but she positioned us so that was impossible and she positioned herself in a way that I kept popping out which ruined my finish because just as I was about to pop, I popped out 😡 I wanted to paint that brown round but she seemed the type to catch a attitude.

Self clean up and out the door where they was still waiting. Basically a QV.

No parts of the room was turned over and I'm sure she was about to take care of one of the guys waiting so take that how you want to.

Last time I said I wouldn't return but I'm weak for a curvy backside and a pretty face but I swear this is my last time.

Maybe LOL.

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;6285735]Why don't you guys tell Kiko that, she will give her a pep talk or get her out of there. Especially you regulars. Don't complain on the board, complain to Kiko. She won hit you or ban you.[/QUOTE]Trust me.

Complaining on the board Is complaining to Kiko.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;6286722]
Her sexiness was inversely proportional to her personality which is par for BO.

[/QUOTE]My hat's off to you, sir. This is the most accurate description of BO there could ever be. You win the internet for the day, LOL.

I had a dream about BO a few months back. Was my first (and LAST) time ever going there. I picked out a Venezuelan bombshell calling herself "Vicky". She was legitimately one of the hottest women I'd ever seen, much less had a chance to be alone in a room with. Unfortunately, her attitude was so shitty and unwelcoming that I couldn't even keep my dick hard. Let's just say I'm not in the age bracket where that should ever be a problem. Have no intent of going there again.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;6286722]The day started trying to check off some bucket list ladies. I reached out to the various girls with no luck.

Then one got back to me but spotty comms but I was able to set up a time to meet. Then she has to change the time. Too late for my blood so off to MM.

MM was busy. MMS wanted me to wait on the couch, not even the little room. Nope.

When I got back to the car the chick I wanted to see had texted me that she could meet at our original time but getting her location was taking too long. She's a brick house so now I'm in the mood for some curves so off to BO.

There is a line at BO but I was able to butt the line and was introduced to Samantha. She wasn't brick house thick but super gorgeous and slim thick. Def man made up top not sure about the bottom but it was nice. Lots of ink.

Her sexiness was inversely proportional to her personality which is par for BO.

CBJ from soft to 75% then she got on top and tried to finish me off. Then DG. I wanted to watch in the mirror but she positioned us so that was impossible and she positioned herself in a way that I kept popping out which ruined my finish because just as I was about to pop, I popped out 😡 I wanted to paint that brown round but she seemed the type to catch a attitude.

Self clean up and out the door where they was still waiting. Basically a QV.

No parts of the room was turned over and I'm sure she was about to take care of one of the guys waiting so take that how you want to.

Last time I said I wouldn't return but I'm weak for a curvy backside and a pretty face but I swear this is my last time.

Maybe LOL.[/QUOTE]I have seen her in the past. She definitely has an attitude.

At BO, you should try Olivia. She is one of the best. She is well reviewed on this board.

[QUOTE=WayneAshley380;6286728]Trust me.

Complaining on the board Is complaining to Kiko.[/QUOTE]Hi Kiko, Happy New Year! See you soon!

Gg has knew talent named eva. She is hot but wants total gps rates.

Not worth it. Told it $$. 6 plus house fee wasn't even close to competitive with milk.

She told then go there. I walked, total gps!

Let her starve!

[QUOTE=Bjceb;6287235]Gg has knew talent named eva. She is hot but wants total gps rates.

Not worth it. Told it $$. 6 plus house fee wasn't even close to competitive with milk.

She told then go there. I walked, total gps!

Let her starve![/QUOTE]That's nothing! Enter Eden (the one on hoffner and semoran) charges 3 4 O for FS!! And the women sometimes still keep a shirt on! Went there and had Cherry. Absolutely awful and she looked drugged out too during the session.

Hi, anyone been to Elegant off Citrus Hill Blvd. In Clermont? Thanks.

[QUOTE=BostonMan44;6287357]Hi, anyone been to Elegant off Citrus Hill Blvd. In Clermont? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Been there several times. Last visit about a month ago. Clean and comfortable. The average AMP providers, 35-45, not bad looking, but not hot either. 80 for hour / 60 for the half. Standard lvl 1 service decent massage and ending with OTC with a 40 tip. I don't think anything else is on the menu, but YMMV. I'd call it an average Lvl 1 AMP.

Nothing special but no negatives. Pretty sure it was the same attendant on both, slim 30's decent medium massage standard finish. I roamed otc all I wanted but didn't look for anything else. She was pretty docile so YMMV for upgrades.

[QUOTE=BostonMan44;6287357]Hi, anyone been to Elegant off Citrus Hill Blvd. In Clermont? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Late post regarding visit right before New Years.

Sunny giggles a lot. At least with me she did.

Had a business trip in the area and saw the positive reviews of this place. Place opened pretty late.

Was met with a short Chinese names Sunny. She was decently cute. Started with a TS. Everything was quite mechanical in my opinion. Usual body slide, kissing on the body, some DFK, some TUMA, rimming, BBBJ.

Back to the room, she immediately went for DFK, I had my left finger underneath for FIV and my right hand around her neck. After a while she slowly went down for some BBBJ. She did a lot of ball sucking (most Asians don't like to suck the balls.) when she tried to grab the rubber, I told her to wait and put her on the table for some DATY and FIV. At first she said it tickles, but soon enough her legs were wrapped around my head. Made her cum twice. Had her get up, and she put the rubber on with her mouth and got on top. She wasn't so great with her waist I had to pound her from underneath. Tried mish with her legs closed bending it all the way up to her head. After a few minutes she spread her legs and pulled my neck for some DFK. I tell her I wanted to do doggy, and she rotates her body with jr. Still in her. The twist on jr felt quite nice. Finished in doggy in the rubber.

She gets up and cleans me, and herself. She asks what time and we only had 10 minutes left. So I grabbed my clothes to get ready to go. She gets herself dressed back up and helps me. After we get dressed up she starts to hug me. She then realizes jr. Was still hard. She gets on her knees and drops my pants. She goes for another round of BBBJ. I noticed she was rubbing her kitty as well. The other two bbbjs were just okay, but this time her skills were on a different level. She looks up and asks me "condom?" But I declined. She gets back to BBBJ and lets me CIM. She didn't swallow though. She smiles and hugs me again saying "thank you. I sleep good tonight. ".

While walking out the door, she kept telling me her name and to come back. She repeated like 5 times. Mamasan asked me how she was, and I gave her a thumbs up.

I shall will return if I get a chance to make a visit back to Orlando.

The only curiosity I had was, the rate only applied as 45 minutes. Or was mamasan shoring me?

[QUOTE=JustinKfosho;6287677]The only curiosity I had was, the rate only applied as 45 minutes. Or was mamasan shoring me?[/QUOTE]The rate is for exactly 45 minutes, so no issues with shorting. Occasionally a dude will get 46 minutes, which is an epic achievement.

Keiko (sp?) really tries to protect her girls, with a few minutes to clean up / recuperate, between visitors. The girls are not robots, and some guys can be pretty aggressive on their "tender bits". The girls deserve at least 15 minutes between sessions, to let their bodies recover. It's amazing they can perform as well as they do, even with that short of a break.

Called NDS to see if any of my favorites (Mona, Tiffany, Monica or Ruby) are available. Unfortunately they have all new girls. Thought of trying it out anyway and walked in yesterday afternoon. Got a pretty cute looking Eva who took me to room and started to clean hands and Jr with hot towel. I asked for TS and came to know that It was busy 2 other mongers are already in waitlist. Hoping for a good session I moved on. Well she is no closer to any of NDS material. Lackluster BBJ, limited kissing and allowed soft roaming. After the session was done I realized my mistake and decided no more visits to NDS unless I've known figures or reviews. Lessons learned. Anyway she mentioned that Ruby will be back end of this month and that's when I go back.

Yumyum1.

Hello everyone,

Been in this hobby for a good couple years now, but I've yet to visit a massage parlor. This year, I would like to change that and experience something new, however I'm not too familiar with etiquette when visiting one. Any tips will be welcomed. I want to make sure my first visit to one is as proper as possible.

I have been here 5 or 6 times and have always enjoyed. Mamasan remembers me and makes sure I'm taken care off. Visited King again yesterday around 4 pm, parking lot only had 1 car but lady inside told me that I had to wait 15-20 min. I did not recognized her. When I asked who was working she pretended not to speak English well enough and kept avoiding the question. The place also seem dirtier than usual and smelled bad. Mildew like smell. Anyways, I left right away and was wondering if they changed management or ownership.

Be safe.

Stopped by on my way out to see if I could get Kiki or Sunny again. MMS ok'd Sunny and told me to wait.

I had an extended wait in the room while listening to the sound of fun coming thru the walls.

After a while Sunny enters and after a few she remembered me.

I skipped the shower and straight to the main event after some loss in translation.

Anyway, awesome main event, BBJ, CG that almost ended me, some stand and carry with her encouragement, and some determined DG on my part to finish in a sweaty heap.

Shower after. First time in the back shower for an assisted standing shower with a bit of play but no round 2.

Back to the room to get dressed with her help and out the door.

Another great trip. Didn't get to see my wishlist gals but the AMPs are not a bad consolation prize.

Not sure if I'll make it back down this year so y'all enjoy and be nice to the ladies.

I'll try not to read this forum for a while as to not entice me to change my next vacation plans LOL.