Mr SunnyHills is correct / manscaping
[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills;4893088]I've never had it done, but I believe I have read that KK and Tara (reviewed often here) will do the manscaping. And no worries about the HE as well. (at least with a massage. Again I haven't had the scaping done).[/QUOTE]I can confirm both Tara and KK advertise manscaping services.
Anything else would make for a nice dream.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
What's the definition of Insanity?
[QUOTE=GripNSip;4837519]I got to chance to TOFFT and visited spa fruit.
They do an array of different things in addition to the basic FB massage and when I asked if they had a table shower I was given this deluxe vichy shower. So it's a 30 min massage followed by a 30 min vichy shower. The whole place smelled of legit. Massage tables, sauna, and three shower rooms. It's a pretty big place. So I'm finally am greeted by lily. She's a 40-50's Vietnamese woman.
Analysis time: Maybe I lead you all astray. Maybe there is a banana spa somewhere in falls church and I fucked up. Maybe I played all my cards wrong. Maybe I was supposed to say some secret phrase and failed some extensive LEO test. Whatever the case there is something clear. Maybe I saw someone different than Coolie, the place is certainly big enough to hold more than one staff. Id love to dissect my experience with Coolie for sure. But one thing is certain. YMMV is working against me. Hard.
-GnS.[/QUOTE]Or is it "if at first you don't succeed, try try again?
I decided to make another effort to go to spa fruit. Wishful thinking.
Instead of Vietnamese lily I got another masseuse, a chunky black girl named Stephanie with truckasaurus hands who really did a number on my back. Wasn't so much a massage as it was getting people's elbowed by Dwayne "the rock" Johnson. No flip. Just 30 min of physical punishment, to the point where I don't even think I would have been in the mood for anything extra even if it was offered. I still got a table shower which thankfully is still done by Lily. I really just wanted to check off Vietnamese as part of my asian bingo. But there's no extras here. No hint of nothing. So 3 strikes and I'm out. This scientist knows that doing the same thing and expecting a different result is in fact insanity, and I'm not much of a fan of blowing $$+ every time just to come up empty.