Selfie don't care about that?
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Texted her, she asked for a picture which I don't care. So sent a selfie. Texted back what do I want with prices. Massage with HJ etc. I said I just want a massage she sends back that she only does erotic bodyrub and I should go to a massage shop. To me seems like a police sting asking what type of sex do I want, so I just didn't respond. Thoughts or has anyone seen this girl?
120 massage with hand release.
160/ Top-Nude Bodyrub / HJ.
200/ B2 B Body Slide / BJ.
220 NuRu with seaweed gel body work / BJ.
200/ QV /30 min / FS.
300/ FS /45 min.
350/ FS /1 HR.
Which menu do you love to.[/QUOTE]Quick to release a picture of yourself, and now it wounds like a sting. But no worry about that selfie you so easily provided. Its funny the hoops some are willing to go to spend their pocket change.
First prices, now they control what info they can ask you to provide to enrich them.
Stay safe.
Frank's Redemptive Afternoon
One of the aspects of being a lover of the huge teddies is that the teds speak to you and suck you into many a situation. It's a simple carnal coercion. All ted brahs at one time or another have overlooked sub par facial aesthetics, personality shortcomings and of course, extra poundage, all for the sake of huge teddy fun. Regarding that last point, all ted brahs have a favorite BBW. Whether it was your FWB from college, the chick from the dance floor you smashed that night who popped a button into your eye jiggling all that cleavage in your face, or that PlumperPass chick you shake hands with the man to on occasions. We all have a favorite, and now, so does the HOF.
This Friday I missed my massage night because I was a great friend to my boy and agreed to occupy the friend of some chick he met on Tinder. I didn't know Tinder hoes brought a chaperone but the long and short of the situation is that the friend badgered me about her cats all night and when I grabbed the one cat of hers I cared about, it was covered with a warm maxi pad. I'm not saying I want my friend to get COVID-19, but if he fell down a medium flight of stairs and sprained his wrist I wouldn't be upset. We all spent the night, I got a BJ that felt like the third one she ever tried, couldn't finish and now all I want to do is get my massage for the week and pop. After the worst slumber party of all time, I research where the closest Chinese Parlor is to my boys place (because Chinese places are kinda my thing right now), and then make my way to Asian Massage on Lee Highway.
Upon entering, I am greeted by a delightful lady who goes by Sophie. Sophie is 50 or so, 5'4", a BBW, and has huge BBW teds which are bouncing around without bra restrictions. She had very cute curled hair and pretty eyes behind her librarian glasses, but I know nothing of her looks as she wore a mask for my entire visit. She was however very hospitable and kind. Some may find it weird that I am making a "huge BBW teds" distinction when I just saw a busty BBW provider last week. The Dread Masseuse Emma however only had big teds for regular people not a BBW. If you're going to be a BBW you got to send more girth to the teds. This woman has huge teds. As is my practice I looked through some pron to find something comparable and if you Google image search "xlgirls rose blush" that's a pretty good representation of Sophie's body and teds. Some brahs may perform that Google search and scratch their heads. To those brahs I say, Look, I'm not looking for a marriage mate or the fulfillment of lifelong fantasies in this hobby. I'm primarily trying to get a great massage, secondarily a great tugger and if I'm lucky, the person performing these acts will have big fun bags hanging off of their sternum.
I'm taken to the massage room and it is very clean and everything smells freshly washed. I hop onto the table and received a surprisingly fantastic massage. Spoiler alert, I'm going to put this lady in the HOF and Nikki, Tara and others are ranked above her. Honestly though, their overall appeal and flip performance is what puts them higher. The only members of the HOF who give a better massage are Kiko and Vandara. Sophie is the #3 masseuse in the HOF as far as massage skill level goes and her teddies are more voluminous than Tara's or Nikki's, albeit not as nice.
Sophie is a stickler for COVID-19 protection. I kept my mask on and when she made a move to oil up during the taint and angus dance of the massage, I looked up and noticed that not only is she wearing her mask and eyeglasses, but she has also pinned up her hair and put on a face shield. This is like the absolute funniest looking shit I've ever seen and I put my face down and laugh uncontrollably. She asks if my balls are ticklish and that's why I'm laughing. I assure her that's it. My laughter immediately subsided and the genius idea pops into my head that I should ask her to let me Holy Grail the shit out of her face shield. I however reject this thought as Sophie has been very pleasant and that's a level of animalistic degeneracy I'm not going to heap upon her. I am flipped.
Sophie caresses me all over. I immediately roll up her shirt and begin playing with the milk trucks. This, my double date blue balls and the brief moments I spent thinking about thunderously pop spraying her face shield have me harder than trying to parallel park a Metro bus in Georgetown. The Hugh Jackman was nice and slow, but got more intense as I rubbed her wet pussy and her extra sensitive right nipple. She quivers like a woman who isn't touched tenderly very often. As often is the case, I become teddy drunk and forget to focus on my pop. Unlike most providers, Sophie gets into it, tells me the fact that I didn't pop fast is sexy and hunkered down to try harder. Stamina Crew can appreciate that. She begins to double fist me, I tell her to wrap the teds around my piece and before long I pop all over her teds with the fury of $178 dollars worth of black market firecrackers. 7 house, 6 Sophie.
I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Sophie and will be going back to see her regularly. She was a very sweet woman, gave a CMT level massage, had huge teds and gave me haggle free flip fun. That in my opinion is the epitome of a successful AMP trip aaaaand update time:
Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.
1. Kiko. Still queen. There's an ad that's always on the sidebar here that says "send a message and smash". There's a topless brunette with her hands above her head in one of the pics that scrolls through. Kiko's teddies look like that. She's number one for having the prettiest teddies and the best massage.
2. Tara. Legend and owner of the third biggest teddies on the list. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.
3. Blue. Korean MILF who looks like Lucie Wilde from the neck down. Currently on vacation, but is a permanent staple at Silk in Jessup.
4. Lily. Late 20's Chinese girl in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.
5. Annie at Silk aka The Diesel. Body similar to Tara. Teds not quite as firm, but just as fun.
6. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.
7. Vandara. Early 50's Thai indy. Age defying and wonderful teddies.
8. Nikki. Owner of the second biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see. Google " my_vice_is_back ". Nikki is built like that chick, but with thicker nipples and an ass like Ryan Smiles.
9. BBW Sophie at Asian Massage in Arlington. Google " xlgirls rose blush " for a pretty accurate representation of her physique. Third best in CMT quality massage skill. She has the biggest teddies in the HOF.
Have fun and stay safe Teddies Crew.
Frankie.
