Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

I have a question for the men, now as a provider I love what I do and most know I always start with a nice massage. Here is my question tho, would a lot of you men be interested if I took online classes and watched videos to do more deep tissue massages, light touch and sensual massages? Also would many of you be interested in music and candles? Any or all the above, just need opinions. Or do you guys like the way I do things just the way they are. I am working on getting new heels and thigh highs and hoses, as I have had lots of request lately for that where as I haven't before. I honestly feel I do good massages for not being licensed or trained but I am more than happy to improve on anything for myself and for your guys. But as I am ClassAsweetie, I want to continue to be me like I always have and not do the same thing all other women do. I want to be known as sexy sandy as I always have and not trying to do what any other providers are doing. Just would like to know what you men would like for me to inprove on. I always give my %100 and I love pleasing and this hobby. You can post your opinions here or pm me. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2225483]Safety first for everyone involved. Even the new girls that come on need to remember check references and give references if asked. It helps everyone safe. But also after you get those references from some you still have to be careful. They give you the wrong information and really can't remember who they seen. I only get them from a reliable provider. Sandy is one of those women.

Stormy.[/QUOTE]Some don't remember who they have seen or how they acted or anything like that. I always put little notes in my phone so I know who is who and what made it so memorable about that person. Every one is unique and that's one of the things I love about this biz. I only get refs from reliable providers like stormy too. And thank you stormy, your such a sweetheart and when I can't see a regular or someone is askin for a nice reputable provider to see your the first one I reccommend. Saftey is first but unfortunately we have people who only give a shit about themselves. Their loss tho, and my win.

[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2228100]I have a question for the men, now as a provider I love what I do and most know I always start with a nice massage. Here is my question tho, would a lot of you men be interested if I took online classes and watched videos to do more deep tissue massages, light touch and sensual massages? Also would many of you be interested in music and candles? Any or all the above, just need opinions. Or do you guys like the way I do things just the way they are. I am working on getting new heels and thigh highs and hoses, as I have had lots of request lately for that where as I haven't before. I honestly feel I do good massages for not being licensed or trained but I am more than happy to improve on anything for myself and for your guys. But as I am ClassAsweetie, I want to continue to be me like I always have and not do the same thing all other women do. I want to be known as sexy sandy as I always have and not trying to do what any other providers are doing. Just would like to know what you men would like for me to inprove on. I always give my %100 and I love pleasing and this hobby. You can post your opinions here or pm me. Thanks.[/QUOTE]That's an easy one. There are wonderful online demonstrations of light-touch sensual massage at [URL]http://video-one.com/popular/Massage/1.html.[/URL]. You don't need much more than that for light-touch sensual massage training. In fact, some of the demonstrations stray a bit more into tantric or asian style modalities. Music and candles are ALWAYS a nice touch. As far a deep tissue, you can actually do some tissue damage if yo do not have more formal training. I'd volunteer to be your coach and also let you practice on me.

[QUOTE=NdayGuy;2228247]That's an easy one. There are wonderful online demonstrations of light-touch sensual massage at [URL]http://video-one.com/popular/Massage/1.html.[/URL]. You don't need much more than that for light-touch sensual massage training. In fact, some of the demonstrations stray a bit more into tantric or asian style modalities. Music and candles are ALWAYS a nice touch. As far a deep tissue, you can actually do some tissue damage if yo do not have more formal training. I'd volunteer to be your coach and also let you practice on me.[/QUOTE]Thanks for link and I may defiantly take you up on that.

[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2228095]why the fuck is he showering alone anyway? Shit my ass would have been in there with him. Just saying.[/QUOTE]Your ass looks hot all soaped up and slippery, just sayin'.

[QUOTE=JohnnyDoe;2228527]Another review.

Saw Vanessa recently. I haven't seen her in a while so I had my fingers crossed her body hadn't changed. It def had not. She doesn't just have a "nice body in the hobby" she has a body that would turn heads anywhere. In the top 3 bodies I have been with in hobby. Service is good, not quite on par with her body though. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Vanessa has been missing as far as I know for a month now.

I hope this is real and she just ditched me because I've been very worried about her.

Can others verify that she is OK?

Be.

It's been a couple of weeks since I officially signed-off of the mongering hobby beyond my new found little UTR. Interestingly she is keeping my interest piqued. This is the first time I have encountered a provider (UTR or otherwise) who truly understands the give and take dynamic of a monger / provider relationship. She, like every good provider, knows her product is fantasy. Not the service per se. And she stays in character the entire time. She doesn't include her personal life nor the accompanying drama in our dialogue or encounters. She always treats me like I'm the only man she ever thinks about. And for the several hours a week we spend together I not only leave 100% fulfilled (and ultimately relaxed and focused for the week ahead), I leave knowing she's not going to be blowing up my (burner) phone unexpectedly, she's not going to ask me for a loan, and she'll return any call or text well within an hour at latest. In fact she's amazingly prompt. Never late. And always freshly showered and looks her best. For an amateur, her instincts are spot-on. For example, when is the last time you needed to use the restroom and your provider knocked on the restroom door and handed your pants (with wallet in the pocket) to you saying "I'm really uncomfortable with this alone with me. " Fairytale right? You too would not turn down an opportunity like this I'm sure.

Don't get me wrong, I check-into USASG frequently just to keep up with the reports, gossip, drama and ensuing entertainment I get from such visits. You can't make this shit up. And with new SP's popping up everywhere in addition to new great reports on favorite SP's I've seen in the past it's difficult to stay away. But this one makes it easy (for now). Believe me team, keep persevering because one day you too can find that diamond in the rough UTR like I just did. How long did it take? 20 years of mongering? And of course, she like all SP's will move on so my return to the hobby is inevitable.

See you all soon (but hopefully not too soon).

The Mongernator.

And yes, it's nice indeed. In the Glockman Tasteful Explicit style. Marcie put no restrictions on my posting. My kind of lady.

But don't worry. Later LilSexyMe69 showed Mimi how it's done. Hey, even later LilSexyMe69 showed me how it's done!

Met with an attorney recently, as in divorce attorney, for a consultation. My first thought about the consultation fee is I could have had a couple good dreams for the cost. And if I had went ahead and retained him, my goodness, I could have a whole bunch of dreams for a while to come. Am sick of the wife, but it may be worth it to stick it out a bit longer and just keep dreaming from time to time on the side, know what I mean?

[QUOTE=UOnlyLiveOnce;2228927]Met with an attorney recently, as in divorce attorney, for a consultation. My first thought about the consultation fee is I could have had a couple good dreams for the cost. And if I had went ahead and retained him, my goodness, I could have a whole bunch of dreams for a while to come. Am sick of the wife, but it may be worth it to stick it out a bit longer and just keep dreaming from time to time on the side, know what I mean?[/QUOTE]

A close friend of mine got a divorce 2 years ago. He is not a monger but had a girlfriend. He got along well with his wife but they were basically just roommates after 17 yrs. He had 17 yr old prenup, hit or miss. The lawyer was a small part of the cost. As soon as he filed, the court "equalized" their incomes so that she got the same amount of monthly income as he did. He made 150 k roughly and she made 70 k. Cost him big time. With the prenup, he had some leverage so he negotiated a one time settlement fee of $100,000 to keep his retirement in its entirety. Plus, when she left shortly after getting papers, she took virtually all the furniture and he let it go as a token of good will. So at the initiation point he had no furniture, TV, bed, couches, nothing and he had to give her a large check every month. If he was a monger, there would be no dreams. His girlfriend move in and helped with the bills so he went for the divorce. Now he is recovering financially except he is out $100,000 some of which he borrowed and is paying back and he damn near emptied his checking. He once called his lawyer, a woman, to ask a question which she answered on the phone with no research required. She billed him $400 for the call, a full hr. He protested and got it down to $200. Very expensive. Something to chew on. Good luck.

Motogib

I'm sure that there are others besides myself that can answer the question as to why divorce is so expensive? . . . It's because it's worth it.

[QUOTE=MotoGib1;2229397]A close friend of mine got a divorce 2 years ago. He is not a monger but had a girlfriend. He got along well with his wife but they were basically just roommates after 17 yrs. He had 17 yr old prenup, hit or miss. The lawyer was a small part of the cost. As soon as he filed, the court "equalized" their incomes so that she got the same amount of monthly income as he did. He made 150 k roughly and she made 70 k. Cost him big time. With the prenup, he had some leverage so he negotiated a one time settlement fee of $100,000 to keep his retirement in its entirety. Plus, when she left shortly after getting papers, she took virtually all the furniture and he let it go as a token of good will. So at the initiation point he had no furniture, TV, bed, couches, nothing and he had to give her a large check every month. If he was a monger, there would be no dreams. His girlfriend move in and helped with the bills so he went for the divorce. Now he is recovering financially except he is out $100,000 some of which he borrowed and is paying back and he damn near emptied his checking. He once called his lawyer, a woman, to ask a question which she answered on the phone with no research required. She billed him $400 for the call, a full hr. He protested and got it down to $200. Very expensive. Something to chew on. Good luck.

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Well, your Cincy lady sure likes to eat pussy as well as to suck dicks. She is outstanding at both. Mimi and I met up with her last Thursday at Marcie's nice motel. We both really enjoyed our time with her. She treated both of us well. In fact, I was with Mimi Saturday and she was still talking about Marcie. She said that Marcie was the best girl she had ever been with. That's quite a complement coming from Mimi. Marcie is very friendly and thankfully not a clock watcher as I have a hard time keeping up with the time under these circumstances. Both ladies got each other off and then turned their attention to poor helpless me. All I could say was "be gentle with me!" Ha, not a chance! Here are some girl on girl shots. For those interested, more photos are posted on the Memphis Escort Board.

Girl on boy. I did say she took good care of me didn't I? More dickshots are posted on the Memphis Escort Reports board.

[QUOTE=MotoGib1;2229397]A close friend of mine got a divorce 2 years ago. He is not a monger but had a girlfriend. He got along well with his wife but they were basically just roommates after 17 yrs. He had 17 yr old prenup, hit or miss. The lawyer was a small part of the cost. As soon as he filed, the court "equalized" their incomes so that she got the same amount of monthly income as he did. He made 150 k roughly and she made 70 k. Cost him big time. With the prenup, he had some leverage so he negotiated a one time settlement fee of $100,000 to keep his retirement in its entirety. Plus, when she left shortly after getting papers, she took virtually all the furniture and he let it go as a token of good will. So at the initiation point he had no furniture, TV, bed, couches, nothing and he had to give her a large check every month. If he was a monger, there would be no dreams. His girlfriend move in and helped with the bills so he went for the divorce. Now he is recovering financially except he is out $100,000 some of which he borrowed and is paying back and he damn near emptied his checking. He once called his lawyer, a woman, to ask a question which she answered on the phone with no research required. She billed him $400 for the call, a full hr. He protested and got it down to $200. Very expensive. Something to chew on. Good luck.

Motogib[/QUOTE]OK, so in Ohio property is divided 50/50 in a divorce. That's the starting point. If you have kids under 18 or so, then you're going to pay child support. In the above example there is not enough information regarding the origin of the house to determine if he got screwed or not. Also, no info regarding the pre-nup. It's a contract enforceable by law as long as the provisions are not against Ohio law. He should have fought the equalization bullshit, that's not something that can go by without a fight, he likely felt bad so he allowed it to pass.

Cheech.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2229556]Well, your Cincy lady sure likes to eat pussy as well as to suck dicks. She is outstanding at both. Mimi and I met up with her last Thursday at Marcie's nice motel. We both really enjoyed our time with her. She treated both of us well. In fact, I was with Mimi Saturday and she was still talking about Marcie. She said that Marcie was the best girl she had ever been with. That's quite a complement coming from Mimi. Marcie is very friendly and thankfully not a clock watcher as I have a hard time keeping up with the time under these circumstances. Both ladies got each other off and then turned their attention to poor helpless me. All I could say was "be gentle with me!" Ha, not a chance! Here are some girl on girl shots. For those interested, more photos are posted on the Memphis Escort Board.[/QUOTE]Nice! I have some Marcie pics I will post.

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I believe all of those things good and bad written by each of you fellow mongers (except for you, NumbNutts).
[/QUOTE]I meant some guy who is always casting aspersions on the character of many providers. He just hates everybody. I don't remember his name. But it certainly was not you.

[B] I apologize for any problem I may have caused by my negligent acts. I did not mean you. I meant that other guy. [/B]

[red] He is on my ignore list and I don't remember his name. [/red]

It [b]was[/b] something like yours, though.

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[QUOTE=UOnlyLiveOnce;2228927]Met with an attorney recently, as in divorce attorney, for a consultation. My first thought about the consultation fee is I could have had a couple good dreams for the cost. And if I had went ahead and retained him, my goodness, I could have a whole bunch of dreams for a while to come. Am sick of the wife, but it may be worth it to stick it out a bit longer and just keep dreaming from time to time on the side, know what I mean?[/QUOTE]When you calculate out the total cost of a divorce. You could be knee deep in "Pussy" for 10 years for what any divorce costs. The biggest benefit is that when you are done playing you can say goodbye!

Rumor has it that I am using again! Well I promise on my kids lives that I am not using again! I have not used a drug since July 19,2012. I have no desire to snort white powder or take any pills. I don't even like it near me or around me. I am staying in a over priced hotel so I can stay FARRRRRR away from those things! I hardly even drink but, on occasion like my birthday was the last time and I had 2 Strawberry margarita's. If you would like to come and check me out then please do but, ask me and I will be honest with you. As I have nothing to hide or lie about to anyone of you. I have had some set backs lately with housing but, will get back on my feet once more. I have friends on and off the board that support me in my fight to stay clean and sober. Oct. 19th will be 27 months of a healthy and clean lifestyle.

Any other questions please contact me!!

Thank you,

Xoxo,

Stormy.

It's reminder time again. Can everybody STOP saying things like: "this lady", or "this provider". Just use the NAME. I realize that when you are composing the post you have just seen the ad, but is it that hard to refer to Stormy, or Cookie, or Amber, etc? (all good providers) Your post doesn't refer directly to the thread or ad you're talking about and it's a pain in the ass to go on a search.

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2229780]I meant some guy who is always casting aspersions on the character of many providers. He just hates everybody. I don't remember his name. But it certainly was not you.

[B] I apologize for any problem I may have caused by my negligent acts. I did not mean you. I meant that other guy. [/B]

[red] He is on my ignore list and I don't remember his name. [/red]

It [b]was[/b] something like yours, though.[/QUOTE]And if you don't know who or what you're talking about, all of us nuts and nutz would appreciate you figuring it out BEFORE you post.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Eggroll5411;2229773]Nice! I have some Marcie pics I will post.[/QUOTE]Eggroll5411 Please do not post any pics that I may have let you take without asking me first! That is one of my conditions if I do let you take pics, is that you don't post them without getting my permission!! Glockman has my permission to post the ones I let him take! I don't like surprises, and I'm sure all the other guys don't want you to ruin it for them if they want to take pics!! Thanks, you can PM me and let me know what pics you want to post and I will let you know if I want them posted!!

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2230086]Rumor has it that I am using again! Well I promise on my kids lives that I am not using again! I have not used a drug since July 19,2012. I have no desire to snort white powder or take any pills. I don't even like it near me or around me. I am staying in a over priced hotel so I can stay FARRRRRR away from those things! I hardly even drink but, on occasion like my birthday was the last time and I had 2 Strawberry margarita's. If you would like to come and check me out then please do but, ask me and I will be honest with you. As I have nothing to hide or lie about to anyone of you. I have had some set backs lately with housing but, will get back on my feet once more. I have friends on and off the board that support me in my fight to stay clean and sober. Oct. 19th will be 27 months of a healthy and clean lifestyle.

Any other questions please contact me!!

Thank you,

Xoxo,

Stormy.[/QUOTE]Keep up the sober life. It is best for and for all close to you.

Being sober allows you to be at your best. This you cannot do under the influence.

XOXO.

[QUOTE=Selective69;2230224]Keep up the sober life. It is best for and for all close to you.

Being sober allows you to be at your best. This you cannot do under the influence.

XOXO.[/QUOTE]I will continue thank you! Being under the influence puts everyone involved in this life at risk for SO many things!

I will always until the day I drop off the face of the Earth be my best at all I do!

Thank you so much for your support!

Xoxo,

Stormy.

[QUOTE=EggRoll5411;2229773]Nice! I have some Marcie pics I will post.[/QUOTE]Don't post anything unless she gives you permission. If you do, and she hasn't said ok, you ruin it for us guys who enjoy taking photos. I NEVER post anything without the ladies permission, especially the dick shots. I never have a problem because the ladies all trust me. So don't fuck things up. If she agrees then ok.

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2229780]I meant some guy who is always casting aspersions on the character of many providers. He just hates everybody. I don't remember his name. But it certainly was not you.

[B] I apologize for any problem I may have caused by my negligent acts. I did not mean you. I meant that other guy. [/B]

[red] He is on my ignore list and I don't remember his name. [/red]

It [b]was[/b] something like yours, though.[/QUOTE]Could be me. I don't know. I do know I can be a self-righteous prick.

Is anyone else having problems with the new classified Ad site. When I go to select a state, I get a pop-up malware that says my computer is infected and to call a number to get it fixed. I shut down the computer and everything is ok agan. I can look at all the ads with no problem, but when I try to get specific, I get the f. Message.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2230646]Don't post anything unless she gives you permission. If you do, and she hasn't said ok, you ruin it for us guys who enjoy taking photos. I NEVER post anything without the ladies permission, especially the dick shots. I never have a problem because the ladies all trust me. So don't fuck things up. If she agrees then ok.[/QUOTE]Well Glockmam Thank You for asking first, and yes he has ruined it! When someone asks if they can take pics of ys together or they ask me to send them to them, I always say as long as you promise to keep them to yourself, well with the one exception, you Glockman!! If ya notice there Eggroll I don't have pics like that of me on this site or any other so what made you think it was ok to post that pic? What because Glockman did it?? Eggroll its a little thing called Respect! Out of Respect for me or any other provider that does let you take pics (to jack off to later as you said) to ask their permission to post a pic like that! Obviously you don't know what that means!! What it was like oh Glockman posted pic of my sucking his dick and you acting like a teenager said to yourself, well I've got one of her sucking my dick I'm going to post mine too! WTF! I normally don't say much on the forums but I'm Pissed, you were wrong to do what ya did!! I asked you to pm for permission, but no ya did it anyway and then instead of sending me a pm after ya did it at least to say you were sorry that ya fucked up or play stupid and say I didn't know you would mind! Ok I'm done ranting just know that was pretty shitty thing to do!! Just Sayin!!

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2229780]I meant some guy who is always casting aspersions on the character of many providers. He just hates everybody. I don't remember his name. But it certainly was not you.

[B] I apologize for any problem I may have caused by my negligent acts. I did not mean you. I meant that other guy. [/B]

[red] He is on my ignore list and I don't remember his name. [/red]

It [b]was[/b] something like yours, though.[/QUOTE]Thanks KJ. Nope, never been a hater just a respectful monger that loves the ladies. Especially the ones in Cincy / NKY. As things have started drying up in Indy, most mongers like myself have been visiting the ladies (and a lot of them) in your neck of the woods. As a matter of fact I am heading that way in two weeks and looking to set up no less than 5 one hour appts over two days. I would love to see some of the new UTRs, any recommendations?

[QUOTE=Lugnutz;2230181]And if you don't know who or what you're talking about, all of us nuts and nutz would appreciate you figuring it out BEFORE you post.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hate to get kicked in the Nutts for no reason.

[QUOTE=Boatload;2230805]Is anyone else having problems with the new classified Ad site. When I go to select a state, I get a pop-up malware that says my computer is infected and to call a number to get it fixed. I shut down the computer and everything is ok agan. I can look at all the ads with no problem, but when I try to get specific, I get the f. Message.[/QUOTE]I have had success cleaning up things with Kaspersky's free or trial-versions. Good luck.

[URL]http://usa.kaspersky.com/?domain=kaspersky.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=Glockman;2230646]Don't post anything unless she gives you permission. If you do, and she hasn't said ok, you ruin it for us guys who enjoy taking photos. I NEVER post anything without the ladies permission, especially the dick shots. I never have a problem because the ladies all trust me. So don't fuck things up. If she agrees then ok.[/QUOTE][BLUE]I have long started a policy of taking down pics that reveal the identity of chicks if THEY ask, all you white knights stay out. All I ask them to do is send me a selfie, usually pointing to a feature on their faces to prove they are the chick in the pic and then I take it down.

I don't do it with beaver shots, but if the pic identifies them and they want it down I generally err on the side of caution.

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If you have Windows 7, Combofix (once you disable your antivirus) is probably the single greatest application. Ever.

There are several applications on their free offerings that will come as close to bullet-proofing your system as reality permits.

[QUOTE=TheGenteelMan;2231259]I have had success cleaning up things with Kaspersky's free or trial-versions. Good luck.

[URL]http://usa.kaspersky.com/?domain=kaspersky.com[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Numbnutts;2231220]Hate to get kicked in the Nutts for no reason.[/QUOTE]There are probably a lot of good reasons for me to get kicked in the nutz, and I certainly don't love all the ladies. But I do try to be fair and have stood up for some in the past, including some attacked by CockNumb, or the various CockNumbs who always pop up here from time to time.

[QUOTE=LilSexyMe69;2231193]Well Glockmam Thank You for asking first, and yes he has ruined it! When someone asks if they can take pics of ys together or they ask me to send them to them, I always say as long as you promise to keep them to yourself, well with the one exception, you Glockman!! If ya notice there Eggroll I don't have pics like that of me on this site or any other so what made you think it was ok to post that pic? What because Glockman did it?? Eggroll its a little thing called Respect! Out of Respect for me or any other provider that does let you take pics (to jack off to later as you said) to ask their permission to post a pic like that! Obviously you don't know what that means!! What it was like oh Glockman posted pic of my sucking his dick and you acting like a teenager said to yourself, well I've got one of her sucking my dick I'm going to post mine too! WTF! I normally don't say much on the forums but I'm Pissed, you were wrong to do what ya did!! I asked you to pm for permission, but no ya did it anyway and then instead of sending me a pm after ya did it at least to say you were sorry that ya fucked up or play stupid and say I didn't know you would mind! Ok I'm done ranting just know that was pretty shitty thing to do!! Just Sayin!![/QUOTE]Very well said!

Just got out of the hospital after being diagnosed with A Fib and having a mild rhythm disturbance. Dr. Said s*x was okay but only in moderation due to my irregular heart beat and getting too into it might be an issue Do any of the LOVELY LADIES of USASG have any suggestions BKCHANNEL of course on activities of the controlled variety that might lower my BP while allowing me to feel a strong sense of relief and not damage the cardio system? A man just can't ignore the better things there are in life to get into and and enjoy but one has to be sensitive to the medical issues also possibly involved. Any suggestions would be appreciated and again back channel would be preferred but all suggestions will be appreciated. PT.

[QUOTE=RodeoClown928;2231641]Very well said![/QUOTE]Yes. It's a matter of trust. I am very fortunate that most ladies put no restrictions on my photos. But I always limit my photos to their wishes. You have to that. Other wise you violate their trust. That is not good for any guy with a camera. I have no idea who eggroll is but he has obviously fucked up for all of us who like to take pics of the ladies.

Has anyone noticed that the servers are running faster these days? It's seems like my browser was always spinning after I left a thread but now when I use the back button it is already read. Before I always had to refresh and I have not upgraded anything.

Memphis Nicole, in the Glockman tasteful explicit style.