Streetwalker Reports

My last experience was a curious adventure. It took place near the West Side and close to an Exposition train stop. While driving, I noticed a white woman dressed in an English lady's outfit. I guess we both saw each other and tacitly communicated a message to meet down the road. She bicycled up to me on a Beach Cruiser. This surprised me as I had thought she was just an out of place lost rider searching for her marauding bike club. She then asked, "Should I park my bike?

The whole thing caught me by surprise, bordering on shock, so I returned an indefinite 'sure'. My unconscious slipped a memo to my thinking noggin to BE CAREFUL. I turned off my car and read the latest news as I pretended that I was participating in an everyday thing. 4 or 5 minutes passed. During this time, I looked in my mirror to see her moving her bike to various places as she looked for the best one to secure it. Once she had completed this she made her way to my car and jumped in.

As I mentioned, she was smartly dressed in the Fall English fashion donning a Trilby hat and a Trench coat. I surmised that she was about 5'4", had long brown hair, and a curvy body. She looked rather cute as she situated herself next to me. I started my car and off we went to a secluded area that offered a grand view of LA at night. Along the way, we acted like teenage lovers that couldn't keep their hands off one another.

Once parked she undid my pants and skillfully went to work. Her expertise surprised me as she gave off that innocent girl vibe. Although I quickly learned that it was all only an act. The BJ was casual, as we engaged in pleasant conversation throughout it. Yet it was rather epic as it was interspersed with some great BJ DT- bobbing action. After some time transpired we made our way to the back seat and I proceeded to nail her in the MISH position to completion.

After about an hour and a half of a more NP type experience with, " no rush/ no fuss, " I dropped her back at her bike. She was having some trouble unlocking it, so I got out of the car to practice my male chivalry. She had mentioned that she met guys on the streets before, but I presumed it to be rather infrequent.

Last night, I was driving up Western when I spot a bunch of SWs by the furniture stores. I was bored, so I decided to talk to a couple of them.

So I went around the block and pulled up to two BSW, one approached and we talked. No deal, I didn't have enough money. However both BSW jumped in my ride.

They ask for a ride down Western.

They rolled up a blunt and we smoked to the destination where we met up one of there friends, a WSW. We were smoking when one time rolled by so we ditched the WSW and drove up to where we started. Half way there, we pulled over to get another friend, another WSW.

We finished smoking and I dropped them all off close to where I picked them up from.

Heading home, I talked to another skinny cute BSW but I was short.

I was faded and it was fun.

Had 5-6 SWs in my car I felt like broke playa.

[QUOTE=YesImDifferent;1918871]Last night, I was driving up Western when I spot a bunch of SWs by the furniture stores. I was bored, so I decided to talk to a couple of them.

So I went around the block and pulled up to two BSW, one approached and we talked. No deal, I didn't have enough money. However both BSW jumped in my ride.

They ask for a ride down Western.

They rolled up a blunt and we smoked to the destination where we met up one of there friends, a WSW. We were smoking when one time rolled by so we ditched the WSW and drove up to where we started. Half way there, we pulled over to get another friend, another WSW.

We finished smoking and I dropped them all off close to where I picked them up from.

Heading home, I talked to another skinny cute BSW but I was short.

I was faded and it was fun.


Had 5-6 SWs in my car I felt like broke playa.[/QUOTE]What a great way to get rolled or LE arrested, or a fight over the stable. Not the smartest safety play my friend. Just saying.

[QUOTE=YesImDifferent;1918871]Last night, I was driving up Western when I spot a bunch of SWs by the furniture stores. I was bored, so I decided to talk to a couple of them.

So I went around the block and pulled up to two BSW, one approached and we talked. No deal, I didn't have enough money. However both BSW jumped in my ride.

They ask for a ride down Western.

They rolled up a blunt and we smoked to the destination where we met up one of there friends, a WSW. We were smoking when one time rolled by so we ditched the WSW and drove up to where we started. Half way there, we pulled over to get another friend, another WSW.

We finished smoking and I dropped them all off close to where I picked them up from.

Heading home, I talked to another skinny cute BSW but I was short.

I was faded and it was fun.

Had 5-6 SWs in my car I felt like broke playa.[/QUOTE]LOL, I got a good chuckle out of that story and I can see how it was fun. Glad you had a good time. But Funtrust is totally right. On top of that the holidays are right in front of us and oneTime is trying to pass out DUI's like candy at halloween so Check yo' self young buck. LOL.

Met this sweet 19 year old today in LA. She has amazing hips and a wonderful ass. Very friendly and accommodating. Smelled good, looked pretty, I got to say it was a good day.

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[QUOTE=Christophe1;1924710]Met this sweet 19 year old today in LA. She has amazing hips and a wonderful ass. Very friendly and accommodating. Smelled good, looked pretty, I got to say it was a good day.
[/QUOTE]A sweet thing like this defines the hobby and makes me tick like the Energizer Bunny. This time I thought ahead for a change and asked for permission to give out her number to trusted posters / members.

You are the man.

The man deserves an award!

She is a beauty! And I love the Isley Brothers / Ice Cube reference. It was a good day. I had my AK...

[QUOTE=Christophe1;1924710]Met this sweet 19 year old today in LA. She has amazing hips and a wonderful ass. Very friendly and accommodating. Smelled good, looked pretty, I got to say it was a good day.

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[QUOTE=WhenWhen;1924770]She is a beauty! And I love the Isley Brothers / Ice Cube reference. It was a good day. I had my AK...[/QUOTE]Isley Brothers? Learn something new all the time. Thanks!

I'm going to give her a call again, set up a date, get her in the proper place, and ...

Making Love Between the Sheets - For sure. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glhdcJ7K3XM[/URL].

She's a little timid but willing. I think there's a little sex goddess being held back inside her that's begging to be released.

Be carfull of a short skinny older looking crackhead white girl. She is the only skinny white girl on fig that is over 30 years old and is dangerouse. She looks younger from a ddistance and always wears short jean shorts. She will rob you and leave with the help of a black guy when they get to a hotel a block from fig.

Met up with Barbie after work, same place on Hoover and Florence, no problems $30 for an hour, but they do require I'd. Same service, so you could just read the previous post about her. She got her car back, so she may be being a little more selective as to whom she sees. This girl has a great set of D cups, with thumbsize nipples.

[QUOTE=Marlowe;1933566]Met up with Barbie after work, same place on Hoover and Florence, no problems $30 for an hour, but they do require I'd. Same service, so you could just read the previous post about her. She got her car back, so she may be being a little more selective as to whom she sees. This girl has a great set of D cups, with thumbsize nipples.[/QUOTE]I've been looking for her for a while! Had some good times with those long legs! Is she strolling the pig again or what?

[QUOTE=Johnal;1934278]I've been looking for her for a while! Had some good times with those long legs! Is she strolling the pig again or what?[/QUOTE]The only time I saw her "strolling" was on SB, the night I met her. This time she texted me that she wanted to get together.

What happened to all the latina ladies out here?

Cruised in the afternoon and nothing out and about.

I remember that there would be ladies next to the market on Jw and Alvarado or next to the hardware store.

What became of this track?

Heyy there fellas so I've been around thee local LA tracks and I know a few of you may think I'm too good to be true, bt truth is it doesn't get any more real than me. 21 Puerto Rican nice and thick and let me not forget to mention I'm alot nicer and more satisfying than the rest. Don't be shy I don't bite much unless you ask.

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I met Rachel tonight older girl about 41 but 6' 2" about 190 lbs face a four not great at all but made a connect with this honey. Beautiful body nice ass about a 40", breast about a 34"C" cup nice nips but pleasent to have a convo with. Out most nights passed her up a dozen times but decided to give her a try glad I did. She can't Fuck long because she got hit by a car a couple of years back. 69 the Hoe and finshed up with Doggy but overall I give it an Eight lot of fun.

Anyone know where I can find Latina tracks in or near LA? I don't mind driving.

There used to be some LSW's by Alvarodo st. But no one posted any news lately. Your best bet is try cruising Fig or Western & Jefferson and some of the other tracks. You might get lucky and find a LSW.

LA has such a huge latino community that I am surprised that there is not more LSW's out. Part of the problem is tha Socal is so slow these days.

[QUOTE=JamesLane90;1946182]Anyone know where I can find Latina tracks in or near LA? I don't mind driving.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Christophe1;1912152]My last experience was a curious adventure. It took place near the West Side and close to an Exposition train stop. While driving, I noticed a white woman dressed in an English lady's outfit. I guess we both saw each other and tacitly communicated a message to meet down the road. She bicycled up to me on a Beach Cruiser. This surprised me as I had thought she was just an out of place lost rider searching for her marauding bike club. She then asked, "Should I park my bike?

Once parked she undid my pants and skillfully went to work. Her expertise surprised me as she gave off that innocent girl vibe. Although I quickly learned that it was all only an act. The BJ was casual, as we engaged in pleasant conversation throughout it. Yet it was rather epic as it was interspersed with some great BJ DT- bobbing action. After some time transpired we made our way to the back seat and I proceeded to nail her in the MISH position to completion.

After about an hour and a half of a more NP type experience with, " no rush/ no fuss, " I dropped her back at her bike. She was having some trouble unlocking it, so I got out of the car to practice my male chivalry. She had mentioned that she met guys on the streets before, but I presumed it to be rather infrequent.[/QUOTE]This sounded like a fun experience. You didn't mention money. Was she a working girl or someone out looking for some fun? Are you willing to share particulars, like where another horny gentleman might find her? I love girls that are fun like this.

[QUOTE=SuckerBill;1947403]This sounded like a fun experience. You didn't mention money. Was she a working girl or someone out looking for some fun? Are you willing to share particulars, like where another horny gentleman might find her? I love girls that are fun like this.[/QUOTE]I got her Mom's home number for a contact. I'll give it a call and see if it's any good. If it works, I'll ask to share contact. A couple guys were interested so I'll pass it on to you all too. I gifted .5 to help her get a bite and for the train.

Sincere?

Met her out on Fig and Manchester around midnight. Nice 19 year old indie that let me take her out of the area for an hour of fun. Cbj, k9, mish. We got stuck in an accident traffic for an hour on the 110 and she didn't stop talking but didn't make a lick of sense. Too bad cause she is cute. No digits.

I've noticed western had been dead, but if you can get around the Pico to 7th area between 930/11 pm you will have some luck but as soon as the LE comes around the SW are gone. Most of the time there are some good looking girls. But it's a real small time box. Good luck.

Tough question on latina tracks.

There used to be some on JW and Alvarado area, Mc Arthur Park and 7th and Spring.

But don't think they exist anymore.

Are there latina tracks out there?

Got to agree with you, I recall 4 years ago was good place to pick up but have not seen any action other than the occasional meth head chick flagging me down when I drive through the area which is about once every other week. I still look.

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=Mazda05;1949847]Tough question on latina tracks.

There used to be some on JW and Alvarado area, Mc Arthur Park and 7th and Spring.

But don't think they exist anymore.

Are there latina tracks out there?[/QUOTE]

Tallman, Alvarado and James wood was poppin in front of that market and that defunct hardware store.

The ladies were actually parked in front of the shop and most of the time they would stand in front of the store.

I guess it no longer happens that way.

7th and Spring was just drive-thru mongering.

Fellas.

Does a latina track still exist out there?

Nothing going on in the Lankershim / Vineland area on Thursday night, rounding midnight, so I headed downtown for the first time in a while. The cold tends to keep the girls away, or at the very least bundled up to the point where you can't get a decent look, but I was pleasantly surprised. I cruised from around 12:30 to 2:30 and there were quite a few girls downtown and around JW / Alvarado.

The girls on JW didn't look so great. One older, plump blonde with a black guy who finally left her alone but was still about 20 yards away. I wouldn't pick her up anyway, but I wouldn't pick up Sofia Vegaro with some black guy lingering nearby. At the payphone a block off Alvarado was a LSW and I couldn't tell if she was a she or a he or just a ragged from the cold. At one point, she was gone and a younger black girl was across the street. She was wearing a light dress and a coat and looked pretty good, but I'm not really into the black girls so I passed.

Downtown there were girls here and there. I saw a black tranny on Agatha with her shirt open and tits that looked like they had been built out of cement. I saw little blonde Ashley (I think that's her name) who has much shorter hair now. She's the one always around 7th and Towne and usually wears a short skirt when it's warmer out. Very cute and always smiles, but I think she's a little nuts. Am I on target about this one?

At 7th and Crocker, I saw a slender blonde with a pointy nose who I think was Caroline / Malibu, but I couldn't be sure. I went around the block and she was walking up 7th and I couldn't get her to come back to a safer pick-up spot. I went around the block again, and she was gone.

I saw another girl with very long dirty blonde hair dressed like she was going to yoga class. She was strutting around Agatha and Crocker looking very hot, but girls like that are too much for me. I don't like girls who try to control the whole situation, and I got that vibe from her.

On Gladys between 6th and 7th I saw a gorgeous platinum blonde in tight jeans heading west. She was easily 6'1" and I smelled tranny, but s / he looked damn good. A little while later I saw s / him at 10th and Towne (Trannyville) with a more obvious tranny and they two of them did the tranny strut and pose for me as I floored it.

There were a few other lower level girls in the Agatha area. I saw Carol for the first time in a few years. She's an older lady with shoulder length straight grey hair. For those of you who know her, she has a tongue like Gene Simmons and gives AMAZING blowjobs but she can be a bit nutty sometimes, especially if she's drinking. Booze makes her a little too lively, and I'm not looking for a party that attracts attention. Be cool, honey bunny.

Walking down 7th I saw a slender brunette that I thought was Dimples / Lesa but couldn't tell. She was eating and her lower face was puffed out like Popeye. I couldn't tell if it was from stuffing her mouth or it was a problem. I haven't seen Dimples in about two years and last I knew she was having some dental problems. Anyone have any current info on her? She also had a back problem, and this girl seemed to be walking fine.

I decided to check out the usual tracks last night around midnight. Fig was mostly dead except for a few stragglers here and there. There were a few BSW on Western between 50 and 54, but nothing too enticing. Nothing going on from 50th through the 10 freeway, which is unfortunate, because the last few times I've seen some gems, they were in this area. A BSW caught my eye near Washington. She was wearing a short white skirt and thigh high black boots. Unfortunately, she was gone by the time I doubled around to get a better look. Did anyone else see her?

After taking a break, I went to Western and Melrose around 3 o'clock. There were a dozen BSW, 2 or 3 WSW, and one of the gals may have been an LSW. Not sure. Anyways, I was hoping to find LT back on the track, which is a guaranteed good time, instead I ended up with some apathetic loser by the name of Mya. She is a tall slender BSW with a tattoo of something on her right hand and forearm. It loooed like someone had scribbled something on her with an ink pen. Anyways, we decided on .5 BBBJ and headed to a spot. The drive is boring because she can't seem to hold a conversation without breaking into ghettolish. When we find a place, she breaks out a condom and starts playing dumb about the BBBJ. Hold on a second, then dumbass tells me her birthday is next week and asks for a tip! I break into the where is my wallet routine, which makes her nervous and angry, then tell her that I must have left it at a friends house and would come back and get her later. Now comes the fun part, since she is cold, this piece of black trash seems to think that she needs to be dropped off on the exact same square foot of Earth that her WSW friend is occupying. I swear her friend was running from us. I'm at Oreillys. I'm at the donut shop. Now I'm a taco bell. Stop moving for one damn second! Anyways, I finally get the ghetto princess out of my car and decided to just go home.

[QUOTE=WildWood;1956298]I decided to check out the usual tracks last night around midnight. Fig was mostly dead except for a few stragglers here and there. There were a few BSW on Western between 50 and 54, but nothing too enticing. Nothing going on from 50th through the 10 freeway, which is unfortunate, because the last few times I've seen some gems, they were in this area. A BSW caught my eye near Washington. She was wearing a short white skirt and thigh high black boots. Unfortunately, she was gone by the time I doubled around to get a better look. Did anyone else see her?

After taking a break, I went to Western and Melrose around 3 o'clock. There were a dozen BSW, 2 or 3 WSW, and one of the gals may have been an LSW. Not sure. Anyways, I was hoping to find LT back on the track, which is a guaranteed good time, instead I ended up with some apathetic loser by the name of Mya. She is a tall slender BSW with a tattoo of something on her right hand and forearm. It loooed like someone had scribbled something on her with an ink pen. Anyways, we decided on .5 BBBJ and headed to a spot. The drive is boring because she can't seem to hold a conversation without breaking into ghettolish. When we find a place, she breaks out a condom and starts playing dumb about the BBBJ. Hold on a second, then dumbass tells me her birthday is next week and asks for a tip! I break into the where is my wallet routine, which makes her nervous and angry, then tell her that I must have left it at a friends house and would come back and get her later. Now comes the fun part, since she is cold, this piece of black trash seems to think that she needs to be dropped off on the exact same square foot of Earth that her WSW friend is occupying. I swear her friend was running from us. I'm at Oreillys. I'm at the donut shop. Now I'm a taco bell. Stop moving for one damn second! Anyways, I finally get the ghetto princess out of my car and decided to just go home.[/QUOTE]I say consider yourself lucky. Sounds like it coulda turned way more wrong than it did. I dont live too far from there, and I gotta say that area is hot with popo. Not to mention all the other activities going on (trannies and drug dealing) I don't know how you guys do it sometime. You must have eyes in the back of your head. My friend was just walking to the store in a short skirt in that area and got rolled up on (in the daytime). After determining she wasn't working the street, LEO wanted to know if she was available for a date. LOL. These guys wanna have their cake and eat it too, for free. Although I have known a couple working girls that have done some paid dates as well with them. I guess all that cruising would get to anyone eventually.

Sunday 5 pm cruise report. Location Western and 51st.

I honed in on a hot Caramel honey standing at one of the corners. She looked too good to pass up so I made a couple of turns and pulled over just shy of Western. She sauntered up to my car. I unlocked the door and she just stood there kneeling over and looking at me through the car door's window. Usually I would just beckon a woman to enter but she looked really sweet. A Cali ebony 9 on anyone's scale. So, I opened the window a crack.

"Hi." I said, "I thought you looked like my friend Mercedes Alexus Coco-Mia. Have you seen her around?"

She made this cute looking confused face. Then she stood up and swiveled her head around to survey the sidewalks as if she was trying to help me find my imaginary, made-up friend. She replied, "Nope. I ain't seen her around. I could be your friend!? I'm pretty friendly. And good too."

My face must of turned scarlet momentarily as my mind digested her words. "You're prettier than her. Want to become my new very close friend? Jump in! I'll give you a ride"

She hesitated, I let out a sigh of complaint, and she made a cute little face while saying, "You know what I'm doing, RIGHT?" My first frustrated answer was to be, making me look like a stupid LEO target parked on the side of the road talking with a half-naked lady.

But I held back reserving that answer and said, "What are you doing?"

She replied, "I'm hungry. I'm looking for a Spaghetti dinner. I'll give you sexual favors if you get me a spaghetti dinner."

My face must of turned a pale white as if I just saw a ghost. What is up with this girl? "You mean like, Chef Boyardee?" She shook her head yes while she did a little curtsey type bow.

"Damn! I thought you just needed a ride." "I can't pick you up, You. You're... You're a PASTA-tute. ".

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Man, I'm stoopid!

Hello every one it saw China again I'm wondering if any one would like to trade numbers for her I'm looking to meet a LSW or WSW any one interested? I also know this little chocolate beauty in pink.

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" "I can't pick you up, You. You're... You're a PASTA-tute. ".

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Man, I'm stoopid![/QUOTE]That is really funny!

Thanks for the laugh!

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;1956381]I say consider yourself lucky. Sounds like it coulda turned way more wrong than it did. I dont live too far from there, and I gotta say that area is hot with popo. Not to mention all the other activities going on (trannies and drug dealing) I don't know how you guys do it sometime. You must have eyes in the back of your head. My friend was just walking to the store in a short skirt in that area and got rolled up on (in the daytime). After determining she wasn't working the street, LEO wanted to know if she was available for a date. LOL. These guys wanna have their cake and eat it too, for free. Although I have known a couple working girls that have done some paid dates as well with them. I guess all that cruising would get to anyone eventually.[/QUOTE]I know any guy can become vulnerable to all the scattered pussy circulating the block, but for some reason, I never believed SW's when they told me about uncle LEO trying to bribe a freebie. Always thought they were just amusing me.

Not saying it doesn't happen, but they make it seem like it runs rampant. I had one older WSW tell me she's done "the whole force" LOL. Like I said, not saying it doesn't happen, but a lot of these girls like to exaggerate.

It must be the under covers doing it. If you're in uniform, all the girl has to do is remember your badge#, and that could turn into a problem for you.

I remember this one BSW hopped in my car and made me nervous because she didn't do the "LE Search". When I asked her about it, she told me "it don't mean anything nowadays". According to her, she had performed BJ's on a few under covers who didn't pull out a badge until after they'd popped LOL.

I don't know how true that could be because I always thought UC's wore a wire at all times, but who knows?

[QUOTE=WildWood;1956298]<snip>Anyways, I finally get the ghetto princess out of my car and decided to just go home.[/QUOTE]So you got rid of her without paying a dime? That's a huge win!

I had the renegotiation hustle once off Fig, and it got ugly. I ended up paying her $40 to GTFO of my car, although I ended up driving her back first.

I figured it was short money to not get attacked or draw attention or get my car kicked.

Anyway, good call on the lost wallet deal, learn something new every day!

[QUOTE=ChrisButts;1960716]I know any guy can become vulnerable to all the scattered pussy circulating the block, but for some reason, I never believed SW's when they told me about uncle LEO trying to bribe a freebie. Always thought they were just amusing me.

Not saying it doesn't happen, but they make it seem like it runs rampant. I had one older WSW tell me she's done "the whole force" LOL. Like I said, not saying it doesn't happen, but a lot of these girls like to exaggerate.

It must be the under covers doing it. If you're in uniform, all the girl has to do is remember your badge#, and that could turn into a problem for you.

I remember this one BSW hopped in my car and made me nervous because she didn't do the "LE Search". When I asked her about it, she told me "it don't mean anything nowadays". According to her, she had performed BJ's on a few under covers who didn't pull out a badge until after they'd popped LOL.

I don't know how true that could be because I always thought UC's wore a wire at all times, but who knows?[/QUOTE]The cop check is bullshit from the girl's point of view. A cop can say anything in court, and he will get believed over a defendant because that's how it works. If a cop gets a BJ from a hooker, all he has to do is say he didn't. If a cop really wanted to fuck with you, they could arrest you for anything and tell the judge anything and it would be his word over yours every time. A cop could say you tried to bribe him, took a swing at him, ran a red light, or whatever. I'm sure it happens regularly because the douchebag politicians make it an Us Against Them game. The cops are supposed to be protecting us, but the truth is that they are the foot soldiers of the politicians and their job is to get our money. It's getting worse and worse and it's becoming a joke because nobody stops them. Everyone keeps voting for the same assholes to run the city and state based on whether there is a D or an are next to their name on the ballot, instead of voting for a good candidate who will run things right.

As for the johns, the cop check works in our favor. No undercover cop will get into your car to begin with, but certainly she won't show you her tits or let you slip a finger in her pussy.

I really see all this as an excuse for girls to swallow. If a cop gets a freebie and is still a big enough shitbag as to arrest the girl, swallowing could save her ass. When she gets to the police station, tell the booking sergeant that the cop helped himself to some unprofessional fun, and ask to have her stomach pumped for a DNA test. Then, just wait to hear about it on the news. You hear that ladies? SWALLOW IT! It just might save your life.

[QUOTE=SuckerBill;1961063]The cop check is bullshit from the girl's point of view. A cop can say anything in court, and he will get believed over a defendant because that's how it works. If a cop gets a BJ from a hooker, all he has to do is say he didn't. If a cop really wanted to fuck with you, they could arrest you for anything and tell the judge anything and it would be his word over yours every time. A cop could say you tried to bribe him, took a swing at him, ran a red light, or whatever. I'm sure it happens regularly because the douchebag politicians make it an Us Against Them game. The cops are supposed to be protecting us, but the truth is that they are the foot soldiers of the politicians and their job is to get our money. It's getting worse and worse and it's becoming a joke because nobody stops them. Everyone keeps voting for the same assholes to run the city and state based on whether there is a D or an are next to their name on the ballot, instead of voting for a good candidate who will run things right.

As for the johns, the cop check works in our favor. No undercover cop will get into your car to begin with, but certainly she won't show you her tits or let you slip a finger in her pussy.

I really see all this as an excuse for girls to swallow. If a cop gets a freebie and is still a big enough shitbag as to arrest the girl, swallowing could save her ass. When she gets to the police station, tell the booking sergeant that the cop helped himself to some unprofessional fun, and ask to have her stomach pumped for a DNA test. Then, just wait to hear about it on the news. You hear that ladies? SWALLOW IT! It just might save your life.[/QUOTE]Being a bit melodramatic aren't you Mr. Bill? Their lives aren't at stake here, only their freedom. Besides wouldn't the acid (HCl) in their stomachs breakdown the semen so that it couldn't be identified?

[QUOTE=Marlowe;1961709]Being a bit melodramatic aren't you Mr. Bill? Their lives aren't at stake here, only their freedom. Besides wouldn't the acid (HCl) in their stomachs breakdown the semen so that it couldn't be identified?[/QUOTE]Thank you, Dr. Marlowe. I now see the error of my comedy. God forbid I talk some sluts into swallowing for us guys. Next time I'll try to convince them to do it for their country.

[QUOTE=Pizza1776;1960895]So you got rid of her without paying a dime? That's a huge win!

I had the renegotiation hustle once off Fig, and it got ugly. I ended up paying her $40 to GTFO of my car, although I ended up driving her back first.

I figured it was short money to not get attacked or draw attention or get my car kicked.

Anyway, good call on the lost wallet deal, learn something new every day![/QUOTE]Sometimes these females get out of line and need to be knocked back into place. I was on Western picked up a BSW for a BJ. We agreed on 20 when we parked I told her I wanted BBBJ she's said ok 20 more. I agree give her the 40 we get to business she does a good job. Than I notice after we are done she's trying to make a sneak move to get my wallet. Now I'm not dumb and took all the cash out and had it hidden somewhere else. I grab her arm and she's like what are you doing I snatch my wallet out of her hands and tell her to get the fuck out of my car. She starts to swing at my face I blocked her she starts trying to kick and break shit and break stuff in my car. At this point she needed to learn a lesson so I socked the shit out of her 2-3 times in the face and kicked her out the car. These females and pimps think they are the only crazy ones when it comes to me they better relax because ill take them both out. They think we are all wimps. I've done jail time and I'm not scared to do more. I'm not saying its rite to hit a woman but she wants to fight like a man than you get beat like a man.

[QUOTE=ChrisButts;1960716]I know any guy can become vulnerable to all the scattered pussy circulating the block, but for some reason, I never believed SW's when they told me about uncle LEO trying to bribe a freebie. Always thought they were just amusing me.

Not saying it doesn't happen, but they make it seem like it runs rampant. I had one older WSW tell me she's done "the whole force" LOL. Like I said, not saying it doesn't happen, but a lot of these girls like to exaggerate.

It must be the under covers doing it. If you're in uniform, all the girl has to do is remember your badge#, and that could turn into a problem for you.

I remember this one BSW hopped in my car and made me nervous because she didn't do the "LE Search". When I asked her about it, she told me "it don't mean anything nowadays". According to her, she had performed BJ's on a few under covers who didn't pull out a badge until after they'd popped LOL.

I don't know how true that could be because I always thought UC's wore a wire at all times, but who knows?[/QUOTE]Here is a weird but true story. A pro I used to help out calls me after a date to tell me she gets a call to go to a motel room. She gets there and the guy is CA highway patrol with his bike parked right outside the room. She was a little nervous but went in anyway. The guy is watching TV and says "hey just sit on the bed till I finish my show". This girl charges $ $ $ an hour. Anyways about 30 minutes go by and nothing. She starts getting real nervous and says "hey is everything ok? The guy says sure no problem we'll get to it in a minute. With 10 minutes to go he says he's ready. He puts on the cover, sticks it in and pops in under 5 minutes.

He pays the $ $ $ and she goes home. He did not repeat.

[QUOTE=Raider1206;1961834]Sometimes these females get out of line and need to be knocked back into place. I was on Western picked up a BSW for a BJ. We agreed on 20 when we parked I told her I wanted BBBJ she's said ok 20 more. I agree give her the 40 we get to business she does a good job. Than I notice after we are done she's trying to make a sneak move to get my wallet. Now I'm not dumb and took all the cash out and had it hidden somewhere else. I grab her arm and she's like what are you doing I snatch my wallet out of her hands and tell her to get the fuck out of my car. She starts to swing at my face I blocked her she starts trying to kick and break shit and break stuff in my car. At this point she needed to learn a lesson so I socked the shit out of her 2-3 times in the face and kicked her out the car. These females and pimps think they are the only crazy ones when it comes to me they better relax because ill take them both out. They think we are all wimps. I've done jail time and I'm not scared to do more. I'm not saying its rite to hit a woman but she wants to fight like a man than you get beat like a man.[/QUOTE]I've often thought that if a woman thinks it's okay to hit, then she believes it's okay to get hit back. I've never punched a woman, but I did literally kick a girl out of my car when she started bossing me around the second she got in. She was telling me how it was going to be and that she was in charge and I told her to get the fuck out. She wanted money and I wasn't giving her any. I moved towards her and she grabbed the door handle and lifted it enough to crack the door open, and I just put both feet into her side and kicked her right out the door. I'm no bad-ass, but you reach a point where you're sick of the bullshit. I had a girl threaten me with a toenail clipper (the pointed digging thing) and another held a box cutter and let me know she wasn't leaving without money. I'm sorry to say I've had girl I wish I punched in the head but I handled it much better than that.

You never know who's going to be crazy, and that certainly goes both ways. I know these girls are armed with the knowledge that $20 makes a problem go away a lot quicker than getting caught, getting into a fight, getting your car fucked up, getting arrested, or getting hurt. I wish they also knew that doing a good job would get them some repeat business and they wouldn't be in the dire straights they wind up in.

My Tuesday night cruise started in the East Valley and headed downtown. I got there around 1 AM.

From the 2 Freeway I headed down Alvarado. I cruised James Woods but a police cruiser popped up pretty quickly and was clearly on heavy scrutiny, so I kept going and headed downtown.

I did the normal route around San Pedro and Agatha and 7th. There was heavy police activity on the corner of San Pedro and 7th, and another cruiser zig-zagging around Agatha. I found a place to make a couple phone calls (no one answered, of course) and came back to the area. The police were all gone, but I did pass two cruisers at various spots. On Agatha I saw an older blonde in a nice, long pink dress, but when I pulled up to her, she did not look at all appetizing. I saw Ashley in a little skirt, another taller blonde across 7th, and a petite blonde in her 40's that looked pretty nice but I couldn't get her away from the corner of 7th and Towne and away from two black guys she was talking to. She was obviously working, but maybe she was too obvious.

I headed down by the Greyhound station and down to the pallet yards, then to the truck wash and there was nobody. I saw one girl on a bicycle with a guy walking next to her. She didn't even look up when I passed. I kept going down Alameda and followed it all the way to PCH in Long Beach, then back up Long Beach Blvd. To hit downtown for Round 2 at around 3:30. There were a few more girls out, but nobody who didn't look dirty or crazy or penile-equipped.