Massage Parlor Reports

I went there about a year ago and read someone elses review, but it seemed like the place to go today. Here's the BP ad from the Escorts section, not body rubs or massage: [URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/y-total-relaxation-for-unforgettable-experience/19035063[/URL] Last time I went. 6 got you an hour and some jacuzzi time. Lame massage but lots of teasing and no doubt that it would be a HE. Pulled in the lot and mama-san was smoking in a white civic. I waited until she finished then approached the entrance. She blew a huge lungful of smoke at the door. I guess I didn't wait long enough. Prices at the door said 100 for an hour. I said last time it was. 6 for an hour and she obliged. Showed me a tiny beat up room and I got ready. No face hole so my head was up on a pillow and I could see the girl when she came in. Nice body but face and hair had a few miles on them. She wore a pink stripper dress that barely came down to her crotch. Lame massage (usually means better skills later) and she let me grope her legs occasionally. No teasing. She did the glutes with the towel on. Did the flip and she said "all done, no touching". I had my hand up her dress and said ok. She left, I dressed, she came back for the tip (was going to be 10 only) and she asked if I was angry with her. I held up four fingers and said "40 for a HJ". She said she didn't know me, blah blah blah, then she agreed. I stripped and she tounged my balls while jacking me off. I fingered her ass. Lame massage, had to negotiate the HE but it was a pretty good ending. She said she was nervous about getting fired, but she was wearing a total fuck me stripper dress.

Oh well.

[QUOTE=MichelOb;2950242]Maybe this should go in a different forum, but I want to try a 2 girl massage. What would be the tip etiquette? I'm expecting a HE / HJ andwould pay the typical 40 for a solo massage, but would 40 for two girls be good?[/QUOTE]When I did it I tried $40 for the two (particularly since one did the entire HE). The whined and argued for $40 each, which I finally paid.

My Yun Spa experience was to the letter the same as previously reported by Michelob. Right down to the smoke billowing out at the door. Thank you for the great description.

[QUOTE=FromNowOn;2916959]Saw an ad for this spa on BP and decided to give it a go. Went in a super sketchy looking motel / business center and walked into the second floor room. As soon as I walked in I was greeted by a woman in her forties, maybe early 50's. Said I wanted a 1 hour massage and said she is busy with a customer. I said I would come back another time and she says how about a 30 minute? I asked, "now?" and she said yes. I agreed and she led me to a room with sheets draped all over the walls (maybe sheets were the walls, who knows) and I laid face down and put towel on. She returned and immediately started playing with my balls from behind and tickling my package. After a minute or so she says to turn over and asks if I want hand or mouth. I said mouth was better. She asked for $80 but I said $60 was the most I'd go. She began a BBBJ while I fingered both holes. She got very into it and I CIM, without saying anything first, and she didn't mind much. She sucked long after completion and spit in tissue after a while. As soon as she was done she rushed off and shook my member good bye and said thank you and said she had to hurry because her customer was waiting. Strange feeling knowing someone could hear us while she was slurping on me like crazy. I got over it obviously. I walked downstairs to my car and realized I was in there for less than 15 minutes and did not get any kind of massage, LOL. I am sorry but did not get the woman's name. I would imagine you could just walk in and get the same treatment but YMMV, but I doubt it. Woiuld also assume FS is on menu. Enjoy![/QUOTE]I checked this place out tonight and had a similar experience. Parked my car on ec Blvd and walked over. Door was wide open. I walked in and nothing. Almost like she took off or was in the back with a customer. After a while I knocked and she came right out. Said they were still open and quoted me 40 for 1/2, 50 for full hr. This was my first experience with a mp so wasn't sure what to expect. I opted for the 1/2. Brought me into a room and told me to get ready. She left and came back a few minutes later. Unsure what standard procedures are for these places I just got totally naked. Felt like I was at the doctors office but I did like the environment. Very clean also. Massaged me for like 20 min while I was on my stomach and I thought that was going to be it. Towards the end she started to tickle the boys from behind and it felt good. Told me to roll over. Motioned with her hand saying 60 and her mouth saying 80. Had already paid 40 when I first walked in so told her I only have 20 more. She got some oil and gave me a wicked HJ using both hands and lots of tickling. After about 5 min I blew all in her hand and on my stomach. She laughed and then wiped me off with a warm wash cloth. Then offered me a drink of water. This girl said her name was Tina and spoke very broken English and wore jean shorts and a red shirt the whole session. I would of liked it if she would of been in bra and panties but maybe she wasn't sure about me when I first walked in. Again, I'm not sure what standard procedures are with these places. Another thing was she tried saying I owed her 20 more when I paid her the 20 when we got done but I told her that wasn't what was agreed upon. I told her next time I'd opt for the 80 service. I did not get the impression that FS was on the menu but didn't ask. She said very slow location and that I was the second customer all day. I was there at 7:45 p. All in all a good experience and I would repeat. Moe.

[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;2952216]I checked this place out tonight and had a similar experience. Parked my car on ec Blvd and walked over. Door was wide open. I walked in and nothing. Almost like she took off or was in the back with a customer. After a while I knocked and she came right out. Said they were still open and quoted me 40 for 1/2, 50 for full hr. This was my first experience with a mp so wasn't sure what to expect. I opted for the 1/2. Brought me into a room and told me to get ready. She left and came back a few minutes later. Unsure what standard procedures are for these places I just got totally naked. Felt like I was at the doctors office but I did like the environment. Very clean also. Massaged me for like 20 min while I was on my stomach and I thought that was going to be it. Towards the end she started to tickle the boys from behind and it felt good. Told me to roll over. Motioned with her hand saying 60 and her mouth saying 80. Had already paid 40 when I first walked in so told her I only have 20 more. She got some oil and gave me a wicked HJ using both hands and lots of tickling. After about 5 min I blew all in her hand and on my stomach. She laughed and then wiped me off with a warm wash cloth. Then offered me a drink of water. This girl said her name was Tina and spoke very broken English and wore jean shorts and a red shirt the whole session. I would of liked it if she would of been in bra and panties but maybe she wasn't sure about me when I first walked in. Again, I'm not sure what standard procedures are with these places. Another thing was she tried saying I owed her 20 more when I paid her the 20 when we got done but I told her that wasn't what was agreed upon. I told her next time I'd opt for the 80 service. I did not get the impression that FS was on the menu but didn't ask. She said very slow location and that I was the second customer all day. I was there at 7:45 p. All in all a good experience and I would repeat. Moe.[/QUOTE]I hit this place when it first opened. Seemed at that time like they were trying to pass as a legit place. Took me two visits to get a HJ (I think with Tina). Appears they've decided they have to loosen up if they are going to get any customers.

Everyone's favorite girl back. That is all haha.

[QUOTE=TJDog;2952253]I hit this place when it first opened. Seemed at that time like they were trying to pass as a legit place. Took me two visits to get a HJ (I think with Tina). Appears they've decided they have to loosen up if they are going to get any customers.[/QUOTE]What is the name of this spa?

[QUOTE=TJDog;2952253]I hit this place when it first opened. Seemed at that time like they were trying to pass as a legit place. Took me two visits to get a HJ (I think with Tina). Appears they've decided they have to loosen up if they are going to get any customers.[/QUOTE]Interesting looking at the current BP ad. When they first posted (maybe 6 months ago?) an ad it was described as 3 single moms starting their own business. Now they look like part of a chain. Including Happy Land, the place just East of Pep Boys and a place in PB. The specific ad for each place lists the name of their "lead" lady (different name for each place). Wonder if that gives them some sort of clue if a guy comes in and asks for "Mimi" or whoever the listed lady is for a particular place.

[QUOTE=SdfitLife;2952298]Everyone's favorite girl back. That is all haha.[/QUOTE]Why is that all? Thats no fun.

[QUOTE=TJDog;2952877]Interesting looking at the current BP ad. When they first posted (maybe 6 months ago?) an ad it was described as 3 single moms starting their own business. Now they look like part of a chain. Including Happy Land, the place just East of Pep Boys and a place in PB. The specific ad for each place lists the name of their "lead" lady (different name for each place). Wonder if that gives them some sort of clue if a guy comes in and asks for "Mimi" or whoever the listed lady is for a particular place.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure about the BP ads but Tina told me she is the only girl at this location right now. Not sure if true. I also asked her if she owned the shop and she said no. Said she's been in the country 2 months and is from China. They do have legit reviews on Yelp by both men and women. I didn't care if there was any extras I was just in the mood for a massage but once she wandered to the sweet spot it was on. I went to this location because I live in east county and it wasn't much of a drive. Moe.

Was heading to east SD that took me thru university. I noticed a huge grand opening sign next to the taco shop on the corner of college. Made a quick glance towards the building with the sign but didn't see a store front.

A bit confusing but if anyone wants to check it out, at the very least you can try the royal one across the street.

[QUOTE=JayLake;2952939]Why is that all? Thats no fun.[/QUOTE]I don't want to be "that guy" but if you read the forum a couple pages back or do a search, you'll find out everything that you want to know.

[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;2953152]I'm not sure about the BP ads but Tina told me she is the only girl at this location right now. Not sure if true. I also asked her if she owned the shop and she said no. Said she's been in the country 2 months and is from China. They do have legit reviews on Yelp by both men and women. I didn't care if there was any extras I was just in the mood for a massage but once she wandered to the sweet spot it was on. I went to this location because I live in east county and it wasn't much of a drive. Moe.[/QUOTE]All these poat about this place and no name of the place?

[QUOTE=Honeyboy;2953981]All these poat about this place and no name of the place?[/QUOTE]The name is "Blue Green. ".

[QUOTE=Honeyboy;2953981]All these poat about this place and no name of the place?[/QUOTE]Corner or EC Blvd and keeney. The Chico club is directly across. Moe.

[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;2954884]Corner or EC Blvd and keeney. The Chico club is directly across. Moe.[/QUOTE]Still no name, but thanks. LOL.

[QUOTE=TJDog;2954597]The name is "Blue Green. ".[/QUOTE]Finally a name. LOL. Thanks.

First post:

Rolled up to Pine in front of BK last week for the first time. MMS asked if I have ever been there before and I said no. This was going to be my first time ever at an MP; the curiosity eventually got the best of me after lurking in this forum. MMS asked me to create a card and pin for the 10th free mumbo jumbo. It was around 10-11 AM and she leads me to a room with a futon mat on the floor. I have been to spas in the past, I have had massages at hotels and resorts, but this was a first I have been to where there was a lack of massage equipment. Shortly after, a hot K comes in wearing a one piece dress but accompanied with oddly misplaced yoga pants. Nonetheless, she was hot. She seemed stunned to see me standing in the room confused fully dressed in pressed slacks and a tie. I was stunned that she wasn't an old hag but looked like a girl from a K-town nightclub that I would've loved to bang. Her English was decent, and I began complimenting her on her appearance as she began to undress me. On the futon, she begins a lame massage of squeezing random parts of my body as I engage her about things that I knew of South Korea. She was really into the conversation and she whispered that she liked me.

After 10 minutes we negotiated a BJ for 80 although she asked for $. She undressed, turned me over and began kissing my body all over as my hands wandered all over hers. She had surgery done on her face and breast which has become very popular in S. Korea; it complimented her sexy body. She began kissing the lower area and placed a coat on it via mouth and began CBJ while groaning and looking me straight in the eyes. I was very surprised on her enthusiasm considering I would imagine she does this work all day a few days a week. She changes position and still continues the CBJ while she grabs my hand and places it on her rear. You can imagine what I did with my hand. She takes a break down there and places a b in my mouth as she tugs. She then goes back down and gets aggressive and I CIM.

She begins to clean me up via towel and tells me that I was handsome and to come again next week. She said she wanted to get hers down there and that she almost gave it to me. I get up and she helps me get dressed buttoning my shirt and adjusting my tie. She hugged me and kissed me and asked if this really was my first time. I told her yes but I knew what was going to happen. She kept asking about my ethnicity and such and was really curious about my personal life which made me a little nervous. I left soon after very satisfied and impressed. DMG 6 house: 8 tip CBJ FIV CIM GFE.

Today I returned and requested her. I told MMS I only had 50 and she obliged. She takes me to room w futon. K walks in and giggles when she sees me and almost bows to me, LOL! I greet her in Korean and she kisses my neck while undressing me. We lay down and we chat a little while feeling each other up and she said she was happy I returned. She asks what I wanted today and I told her I only had $ and asked the price for FS (although I already knew from the forums, thanks guys) she told me 1. 4. We engage each other and while she giving me CBJ she looks at me and tells me she's going to FS anyways. I'm excited while she CG like an animal gets up, CBJ then feeds me B while re-inserting. I ask her to reverse it and she does and I civ. We have a conv of how long she's been here and if she was going to rotate to another AMP. She dresses me up again and hugs me longer this time which makes me feel weird. I was there 45 minutes and no interruption, I hope she doesn't get in trouble. She asks when she will see me again and I tell her I'm leaving for awhile and she told me that she wanted me as her regular and that MMS would charge lower tax for me. I give her $ and dip.

Great experience but I'm done. 5 house and $ FS.

Thank you for all the tips.

Ivy and Cindy were working so I took Ivy. Took me to the room I got undressed. A few minutes later she came in a gave me a good massage without the towel. Turned over and gave me a nice HJ.

Tip and a hug I was out the door. Told me to try the other girls next time. Place was nice and clean. Service was very good as I will be going back.

I am not sure how you got CIM with CBJ. Definition of two terms literally contradicts each others.

[QUOTE=Necron619;2955723]First post:
She changes position and still continues the CBJ while she grabs my hand and places it on her rear. You can imagine what I did with my hand. She takes a break down there and places a b in my mouth as she tugs. She then goes back down and gets aggressive and I CIM.
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Avalorth.

Let me first apologize for the misuse of CIM and CBJ. As I explained in my post I am new. I thought it would easily be figured out that I obviously busted in the coat while in the mouth. I am new to this type of vernacular and doing my best as a newbie. It isn't like we're being held unto a specific writing style or format such as APA (American Psychological Assoc). I recommend reading between the lines and perhaps using some personal executive thinking to understand posts from newbies like myself. We, as new users, would appreciate your patience. I hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Avalorth;2956903]I am not sure how you got CIM with CBJ. Definition of two terms literally contradicts each others.[/QUOTE]It's his first post, he's obviously still learning the terminology. I'm sure what he means is that it remained in her mouth at the moment of truth even though CBJ. I suggest he explore the site and check out the abbreviations, then he'll know more.

[QUOTE=SeniorLeche;2956945]It's his first post, he's obviously still learning the terminology. I'm sure what he means is that it remained in her mouth at the moment of truth even though CBJ. I suggest he explore the site and check out the abbreviations, then he'll know more.[/QUOTE]I'd go with this explanation. There's some providers that don't like getting popped in the mouth even if its during CBJ. They'll hear or sense the approach and revert to HJ.

[QUOTE=SeniorLeche;2956945]It's his first post, he's obviously still learning the terminology. I'm sure what he means is that it remained in her mouth at the moment of truth even though CBJ. I suggest he explore the site and check out the abbreviations, then he'll know more.[/QUOTE]Knowledge is power.

[QUOTE=PimpinIt;2945585]Is that Coco spa on miramar?[/QUOTE]I drive by there every day to and from work.

Finally decided to drop in and check it out.

Banged Bobbi. . 6 for the door. 1. 4 for the hole.

In El Cajon city. Sits on the NW corner of Bradley and magnolia. I stopped by subway for lunch today which is like 2 doors down from this mp and on my way out I thought let me stop in and check things out. Now I've never noticed this place before but I am in this neighborhood all the time. My house isn't to far away. I walk into a very small receptionist area and cute Chinese girl comes out from the back and asks me if I want a massage. I say I am just getting lunch next door but wanted to know her rates. She points to a menu on the wall with hot stone and oils blah blah blah. Then points down to the bottom and says for you 30 for the half and 40 for the full hour. She was smiling while she was saying this so not sure if she was insinuating anything or what. I was in a pinch for time, I had to drive up to vista so no way could I partake. She gave me a flyer and a bus card that says 9 visits, 10th free. If anyone has had any experience with this place let me know and if Honeyboy doesn't beat me to it and report that the place is crap I'll probably have a report soon. Moe.

[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;2958791]In El Cajon city. Sits on the NW corner of Bradley and magnolia. I stopped by subway for lunch today which is like 2 doors down from this mp and on my way out I thought let me stop in and check things out. Now I've never noticed this place before but I am in this neighborhood all the time. My house isn't to far away. I walk into a very small receptionist area and cute Chinese girl comes out from the back and asks me if I want a massage. I say I am just getting lunch next door but wanted to know her rates. She points to a menu on the wall with hot stone and oils blah blah blah. Then points down to the bottom and says for you 30 for the half and 40 for the full hour. She was smiling while she was saying this so not sure if she was insinuating anything or what. I was in a pinch for time, I had to drive up to vista so no way could I partake. She gave me a flyer and a bus card that says 9 visits, 10th free. If anyone has had any experience with this place let me know and if Honeyboy doesn't beat me to it and report that the place is crap I'll probably have a report soon. Moe.[/QUOTE]LOL. No I haven't been bro. The MP's in El Cajon have not been good for me.

Yo-Yo is gone. Too bad. She had a great attitude and was willing to do a lot. Eva is back. Same old thing--she comes across with the goods--HJ AND FIV.

I just wanted to make sure, since I've seen a provider who gave me CBJ whole time but switched to BBBJ at the end and allowed CIM.

[QUOTE=SeniorLeche;2956945]It's his first post, he's obviously still learning the terminology. I'm sure what he means is that it remained in her mouth at the moment of truth even though CBJ. I suggest he explore the site and check out the abbreviations, then he'll know more.[/QUOTE].

I've been seeing ads for this place on BP saying 24 hours. Stopped by this morning and the door was locked. Called the number and I was put off by the man's voice on the other end. He did say they're open just let him know what tone. Again wasn't sure about a man answering. Any info on this place? Thanks in advance.

Went to Bay Massage today and got Amy. Disappointing. She's a tall, thin, relatively young, attractive girl, but has no passion. The massage was okay, not great and the HE was mechanical and rough. She put so little soul into it (and had a bored looked on her face) that I couldn't get off and asked her to stop after a while. I gave her the full. 4 tip anyway because she tried--and she needs the money more than I do. . 4 plus. 4 for a half-hour of mediocrity is not my idea of a good time. Sometimes I wonder why I waste my money doing this shit.

I went to LB today, a place on Midway. Early afternoon. Pulled a girl named Dia. (I think). Very good massage, it got me really relaxed. But no joy. Mechanical. Spent 4 and tip 2. I had fantasies but not this time. Could possibly be legit all the way. Onward and Upward I always say.

[QUOTE=TennisNut;2966265]Went to Bay Massage today and got Amy. Disappointing. She's a tall, thin, relatively young, attractive girl, but has no passion. The massage was okay, not great and the HE was mechanical and rough. She put so little soul into it (and had a bored looked on her face) that I couldn't get off and asked her to stop after a while. I gave her the full. 4 tip anyway because she tried--and she needs the money more than I do. . 4 plus. 4 for a half-hour of mediocrity is not my idea of a good time. Sometimes I wonder why I waste my money doing this shit.[/QUOTE]I also went to Bay Spa & Massage (Diane Ave) two weeks ago on a Sunday morning. My masseuse was Tina who is young (25 or so), fit, attractive Chinese, and seemed somewhat inexperienced. The massage and ending were average (I was at least happy). It was not sensual and was disappointing as well. After the happy ending, Tina did give me an excellent head and scalp massage for 10 minutes to complete the hour. Sorry to say, but the big head massage was the best part of the visit. Cost was. 5 + . 4.

[QUOTE=TennisNut;2966265]4 plus. 4 for a half-hour of mediocrity is not my idea of a good time. Sometimes I wonder why I waste my money doing this shit.[/QUOTE]Tennis Nut, I feel your pain. I've gone to AMPs for 10+ years and the quality of providers and service keeps getting worse all the time. For the past year or so, every time I've gone I ask the same question. Why do I waste my time and money?

I think other forms of entertainment call my name.

[QUOTE=TreeTops;2965499]I've been seeing ads for this place on BP saying 24 hours. Stopped by this morning and the door was locked. Called the number and I was put off by the man's voice on the other end. He did say they're open just let him know what tone. Again wasn't sure about a man answering. Any info on this place? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Body and Soul? So, where is this place. Or, do you have a link to the ad? Did a couple of searches on BP and couldn't find it.

I'm visiting for a couple weeks and staying within walking distance of mayflower massage on east plaza in national city. Anyone try this place? I may toftt if necessary as it's pretty convenient for me.

[QUOTE=TJDog;2967941]Body and Soul? So, where is this place. Or, do you have a link to the ad? Did a couple of searches on BP and couldn't find it.[/QUOTE]It's body and sole like your foot. It's on 30th. The number is619-XXX-8888.

[QUOTE=DaveAtPlay2;2969953]I'm visiting for a couple weeks and staying within walking distance of mayflower massage on east plaza in national city. Anyone try this place? I may toftt if necessary as it's pretty convenient for me.[/QUOTE]Legit place. The girls who offered more in the past have since moved.

[QUOTE=DaveAtPlay2;2969953]I'm visiting for a couple weeks and staying within walking distance of mayflower massage on east plaza in national city. Anyone try this place? I may toftt if necessary as it's pretty convenient for me.[/QUOTE]Read up on old posts. It's hit / miss but maybe theyve gotten more lax since the grand opening.

You should toftt and report. Sad lack of intel for AMPs in the south bay.

[QUOTE=TreeTops;2970417]It's body and sole like your foot. It's on 30th. The number is619-XXX-8888.[/QUOTE]OK, found it. Was in the area so gave it a mid-day shot. Walked in and had to call down the hall to get some attention. Cute and slender Asian girl in cutoffs said nobody available now. But she could give me HH massage?? 30 for the HH. So-so massage, half decent HE.

First impression: one of the so-so massage / sure thing HE places. Their usual pricing structure put them in the 50-60/ H range but the "special" is 40/ H.

I asked about late hours and she said (I think) for security reasons door is locked after 11:00 pm so call for entry. She also said only open till 2 am (which contradicts their ad).