Massage Parlor Reports

I went to the school and drew May, who delivered a straightforward experience: better than average TS, decent massage and a finish that wasn't rushed. Door was .7, if I remember right, and tipped .4.

I asked about the school itself. "That's separate," she said.

The funny part was when I left, and I was asked by Kim persistently if I had a good experience. She seemed to imply that she would make good if I didn't. I said yes, while Kim, May and two others who were eating from styrofoam trays watched closely.

Dropped by Hong Kong since Ruby and Relax I would haveta wait another hour and I was still angry about the shove off I'd gotten at Elite Massage. Got Linda, who's definitely on the bigger side and opted for the hour massage.

Not a bad massage actually and everything is on the menu. Opted for a CBJ, but prolly should've stuck with a hr since that definately felt better. Doubt I'll return unless some new talent comes in.

I hopped on the blue line to get a luch time massage at Bella. Only saw one girl working, mediocre asian 30-ish. Name sort of Aina or Anna, I have had Aida before so not her. Went for the 1/2 hour plus ts .45.

Nice TS, lame massage, way too expensive after the flip, wanted $ for topless hr. Wanted .6 for just a hr. I got down to .4, but like many others the haggling sort of ruined it. The was also a group of four guys waiting and being loud, so not the best atmosphere. Not sure if they were all going to get a massage, unless reinforcements were called in that would be a long wait for guy #4.

I guess it is back to walking to GK for a lunch break. Perhaps I need to take the redline down to CT.

Got on the 90/94 at 31st and found a little place tucked just a little west. Met a therapist named Lei-Lei. First off, let me say, excellent massage, she really worked out all my issues. No discussions on the flip, she just provided an excellent slow release HJ and she let me play with the puppies which we quite large. Probably mid 30's. Good experience will repeat.

Been doing this awhile, had fun. There are a couple qualities that I'd love to discover, but have not found. If any have encountered any of these, please PM me with details. Thanks

ISO:

Provider with "large" man in a boat.

Provider absolutely un-rushed.

Provider

What's the name of this place, and what were the prices?

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Got on the 90/94 at 31st and found a little place tucked just a little west. Met a therapist named Lei-Lei. First off, let me say, excellent massage, she really worked out all my issues. No discussions on the flip, she just provided an excellent slow release HJ and she let me play with the puppies which we quite large. Probably mid 30's. Good experience will repeat.[/QUOTE]

I had that pesky itch that wouldn't go away so I reluctantly jumped in the car around 8.30 and drove to Greektown. Not open, and it was only 8.45. Headed south to Archer and Halsted; not open. Relax was open, but drove right past as my experiences there haven't been good.

Continued westward and noticed a couple of places that I've yet to visit (China and Hong Kong, I believe), but decided that Latina would be the preference. I continued west toward the BK, but couldn't find the place. Headed to Cermak west of Cali and they were closed. WTF. Drove to Yin and there was a petite hottie locking up just as I pulled over. No dice.

Continued on, Tropical was closed. Desperation was setting in so I figured I'd probably have to shift my taste buds back to Chinese, but there was no parking around Bella. Headed toward Ashland around and Augusta, bingo...or so I thought. Plenty of parking, but the damn restaurant next door to my destination had outdoor seating that was packed with people. With my luck someone I know was probably sitting there, so I went home.

I decided I needed a good rub, so I called Dana over at CTM. An hour with Grandma always does the kink in my back good. Anyway, after a very good massage, I left happy.

Total cost 1. = good deal if you can get past her age.

I happened to past by Chinatown the other day and drove past Alice's on 28th/wentworth. Saw one of the masseuse outside on the phone wearing a tight yellow miniskirt dress. She looked pretty hot. Too bad I didn't have time to stop by. Gonna try to stop by next week since I haven't been there a while, but from past experience, the HR was not bad for .45. The reason I stopped going was because I wasn't really into older women, but defintely I will try to go for that younger one.

[QUOTE=Fayleep]I happened to past by Chinatown the other day and drove past Alice's on 28th/wentworth. Saw one of the masseuse outside on the phone wearing a tight yellow miniskirt dress. She looked pretty hot. Too bad I didn't have time to stop by. Gonna try to stop by next week since I haven't been there a while, but from past experience, the HR was not bad for .45. The reason I stopped going was because I wasn't really into older women, but defintely I will try to go for that younger one.[/QUOTE]

The young lady wearing a tight yellow mini skirt DOES NOT work there. She is just visiting some people she knows there. Unless you are referring to someone who is not young.

[QUOTE=genuis8]The young lady wearing a tight yellow mini skirt DOES NOT work there. She is just visiting some people she knows there. Unless you are referring to someone who is not young.[/QUOTE]You sure? If that is so, maybe i should forget about it and save me a trip.

Thanks for the heads up!

I was driving down Lawrence about two and a half weeks ago and noticed that the lights were out at Victoria. No signs of life at all. Happened to be driving past it again over the weekend and got a good look while waiting for the stoplight. Looks like it's closed. No note on the door that I could see. Name is still on the front of the building, the regular window signs are still up, etc, but the neon OPEN sign is dark and no lights on inside. Does anybody know what the deal is? Feel free to PM if you want.

Stopped by ginas this afternoon. I got Bebe again, and I was not dissapointed. Got the same, if not better service than last time. Did the ol hot water trick that was nice, really nice. Can miss in my opinion.

Stumbled on to the post below from CL. Replied to it and she send me a pic. Requested that i give her my #, which i did, but she never called. From the pic she sent, she looks very cute.

Anyone had luck hooking up with her?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/1303154939.html[/url]

Going to Gibson's in the city on saturday, just wondering If anyone can point me in the right direction for some after dinner fun? Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=SI7]Going to Gibson's in the city on saturday, just wondering If anyone can point me in the right direction for some after dinner fun? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]There is nothing handy there. Which way are you driving in from? You will have to stop for some on the way in or out.

Working girls are always at the bar in Gibsons. If you strike out there go to Luxe bar across the street or just hang outside for a bit and one will find you. The Viagra Triangle is like the Vegas Hilton, stay long enough, look decent, and they will find you. Be careful, there is enough free stuff there you don't want to make an ass of yourself by offering cash to a free desperate housewife.

[QUOTE=SI7]Going to Gibson's in the city on saturday, just wondering If anyone can point me in the right direction for some after dinner fun? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

We've had a visiting Asian massage lady who has now headed your way. She's on Chicago BP.com massage services under the headin "Nice massage (Asian F outcall)" Three of us saw her down here (check recent Indy massage parlor reports). She's special! Intelligent, pretty, great massage, and you will leave happy all at a very reasonable price. Worth a check out!

numenor

[QUOTE=Prince Numenor]We've had a visiting Asian massage lady who has now headed your way. She's on Chicago BP.com massage services under the headin "Nice massage (Asian F outcall)" Three of us saw her down here (check recent Indy massage parlor reports). She's special! Intelligent, pretty, great massage, and you will leave happy all at a very reasonable price. Worth a check out!

numenor[/QUOTE]I tried texting, as per her ad, and got no response. Dialed the number, and only the automated recording. Then I got a strange text back that read, and I quote, "Nothing to display." Stuff like that gets me suspicious.

[QUOTE=SI7]Going to Gibson's in the city on saturday, just wondering If anyone can point me in the right direction for some after dinner fun? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Hanging at Gibby's and trolling for some adult themed fun can get a wee bit pricey, if you spend a couple of hours at the bar you can probably get the same result for just a couple of cocktails. For years I had a Wednesday night reservation there and there is and was always action at the bar. Look for the blondes with implants and walk towards them. Dinner and Entertainment = $$$$$$.

[QUOTE=Fayleep]You sure? If that is so, maybe i should forget about it and save me a trip.

Thanks for the heads up![/QUOTE]

None of the staff at Alice's on 28th wear a mini skirt, or is young.

[QUOTE=genuis8]None of the staff at Alice's on 28th wear a mini skirt, or is young.[/QUOTE]Ok. Thanks for the info. Do you have any recommendations to any AMPs that have hot or younger girls? Feel free to PM me.

Hang on a second there, are you talking about the Gibson's place that sells great steaks on Erie?

[QUOTE=SI7]Going to Gibson's in the city on saturday, just wondering If anyone can point me in the right direction for some after dinner fun? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

I saw Joyce way back in January of this year, I got lucky since the place was full, I got to go to the basement, it had no table shower but I like it better down there. Back to Joyce, she was pricey but well worth it. Alot of good sounding choices were on her menu. I believe she said that she was gonna be leaving for China and would be back about the second week of this month.

I've seen Jobee since then. Now, is it just me, or does everyone else here find her "technique" kinda weird. I mean, she gets a little to close to the back exit.

I heard a few here and there about this masseuse named Vivian, but I never had her nor do I know what she looks like nor if she's a hit or miss.

[QUOTE=Fayleep]Ok. Thanks for the info. Do you have any recommendations to any AMPs that have hot or younger girls? Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]

The young ones can be hard to find. Most of the young and tender are still in China. I was there recently and got a lot of massages--none of the girls that serviced me looked like they were older than 23. I think China ships them to USA after they get a certain amount of mileage and get close to their expiration date.

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Hanging at Gibby's and trolling for some adult themed fun can get a wee bit pricey, if you spend a couple of hours at the bar you can probably get the same result for just a couple of cocktails. For years I had a Wednesday night reservation there and there is and was always action at the bar. Look for the blondes with implants and walk towards them. Dinner and Entertainment = $$$$$$.[/QUOTE]There are tons of arrests at the viagra triangle as well as the triangle near McCormick & Schmicks. Be careful. Tons of decoys and they are obvious. You'd be best to go to some of the area bars, like the Grill or Hudson Club, and score inside which takes a bit more effort but is not all that difficult. Uncle LEO monitors the triangles. See stings at xx E. Bellevue at [url]http://www.chicagopolice.org/ps/[/url] from time to time.

I was at Alice for the first time the other day. Forget the name, sorry. 30s with small Cs. Decent half hour for.35. No discussion on flip just excellent technique and dedication. Took a while. Left.4 with a smile. I saw that yellow miniskirt in the parking lot on her phone.

[QUOTE=Fayleep]I happened to past by Chinatown the other day and drove past Alice's on 28th/wentworth. Saw one of the masseuse outside on the phone wearing a tight yellow miniskirt dress. She looked pretty hot. Too bad I didn't have time to stop by. Gonna try to stop by next week since I haven't been there a while, but from past experience, the HR was not bad for .45. The reason I stopped going was because I wasn't really into older women, but defintely I will try to go for that younger one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mengzi]The young ones can be hard to find. Most of the young and tender are still in China. I was there recently and got a lot of massages--none of the girls that serviced me looked like they were older than 23. I think China ships them to USA after they get a certain amount of mileage and get close to their expiration date.[/QUOTE]Yea, I know what you mean. I was in china last year. Stayed at this 5-star hotel and took advantage of their in-house spa. I've never seen anything like it. They had a huge lineup of 25 girls for me to choose. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Russian, etc. You want it, they got it. Got upgraded to their premium sweets for free. Everything including the massage and cost of using their facility was 1.5USD.

Saw Lisa who advertises on CL theraputic from time to time. Attractive lady, nice massage, .75 for a nice undraped hour, got close to the boys. I gave the signal for more, but she kinda laughed. Indicated another.75, not clear what's on the menue, but I did not go for it. I would be interested from hearing from anyone who sampled.

[QUOTE=SI7]Going to Gibson's in the city on saturday, just wondering If anyone can point me in the right direction for some after dinner fun? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

The Redhead Piano Bar on Ontario is a great pickup spot. There are a number of working girls who frequent it.

A Chicago Police Detective buddy of mine used to pick up hookers there often (not to arrest, but to enjoy!).

Hope this helps.

Has anyone seen the lady from the post below? I called her and she said she works out of the marriot in Elmhurst. Tried to connect with her, but schedules did not work. She said she doesnt get naked, but I would be left unwrapped :)
Not sure whats on the menue, she was a little hesitant on the phone.

If anyone has seen her, please PM me. With these economic times, i dont want to waste $80 on nothing.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/1306025178.html[/url]

Hey guys,

I'm mostly out in the burbs, but I've been seeing all of the education guys have been getting at school. I'm wondering, should I attend classes on the north side or the south side? I'd prefer the north side, to be honest. I wouldn't be able to maintain the curriculum going all the way down south.

[QUOTE=Steevo]Has anyone seen the lady from the post below? I called her and she said she works out of the marriot in Elmhurst. Tried to connect with her, but schedules did not work. She said she doesnt get naked, but I would be left unwrapped :)

Not sure whats on the menue, she was a little hesitant on the phone.

If anyone has seen her, please PM me. With these economic times, i dont want to waste $80 on nothing.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/1306025178.html[/url][/QUOTE]It would be my bet that the $80 is just for the massage. Any upgrade would be extra dollars. See if you can find any reviews on her in some of the sites or google her number to see if anything comes up.

Thank you all for the help, we'll see what transpires...

Have any of you been with a MP girl who allows COF? I talked one AMP girl into it (for xtra cash) but when it came time I realized she didn't understand what I was talking about & it ended up on her top. Any info is appreciated. PM me if you prefer. Thanks!

Saw an ad on CL for a grand opening Chinese massage at 500N. Michigan. TOFTT. Turns out it is Mercy. They even had business cards printed with the new address at the reception desk.

Same rates/services/staff. New building is much nicer, though, since you do not need to sign in.

Stopped by Tropical today Two girls working: one mid thirties long blond hair (bleached)looking at little over worked, other younger maybe even 22-23. a little chunky, short dark hair, very bored. I was looking for younger cute latina and neither of them did it for me so I decided to pass. Is there any really cute latina talent here? I got spoiled by Angie at Yin but haven't seen her there lately.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1313264384.html[/url]

Russian massage? Could be interesting if it's provided by cute russian girls.

Anyone have any details?

[QUOTE=Northside Jim]Have any of you been with a MP girl who allows COF? I talked one AMP girl into it (for xtra cash) but when it came time I realized she didn't understand what I was talking about & it ended up on her top. Any info is appreciated. PM me if you prefer. Thanks![/QUOTE]

I've just e-mailed the publisher of Chinese for Dummies requesting a chapter for mongers.

[QUOTE=Mad Ivan]Saw an ad on CL for a grand opening Chinese massage at 500N. Michigan. TOFTT. Turns out it is Mercy. They even had business cards printed with the new address at the reception desk.

Same rates/services/staff. New building is much nicer, though, since you do not need to sign in.[/QUOTE]I was looking for a massage and therapeutic services on CL led me to what I now know is Mercy (at the new address). The massage was one of the best I've had, and the girl was friendly, but absolutely nothing beyond a massage was offered. It was excellent and I will repeat and ask for her again. If you like a firm technique this one might not be for you. The girl was playful with me too, but probably only because I know some Chinese. No shower available.

Also made a first-time visit to Mercy at the old location another day, so I guess the new place is not replacing the old one.