Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Yeouch;3297155]Was south of my usual stomping grounds and needed a massage post round of golf. Lux was closest option. Drew the thick Japanese woman. Nice gal with huge rack. Great table shower then back to the room where the inquisition started. "have you been here before?" Then she'd whisper in my ear "where afraid of cops". "where do you work?" Do you have any I'd of where you work? A blue cross blue shield card?" More odd questions - I grabbed yeouch Jr. and her rack and said "this good for you?"

WTF. Talk about making a marginal experience worse. She then put my finger in a glove, started sucking in, and asked me to put it inside her to prove I'm not a cop. WTF! Almost walked. But. Imagined she provided a below average massage followed by CBJ and TF. Overall needed the massage more than the rest, and again, she's a nice gal, but the inquisition really puts a damper on a visit. Will not return.[/QUOTE]Last visit I made was six months ago, same exact story. "Where you work, show me your business card, insurance card. " I never go in with my wallet because that's just stupid, and all they did was encourage me to never come back.

I'm fairly certain Uncle LEO would have fake business cards etc if they were to bust them.

Last time I was at Lux was 2 years ago and got very much the same treatment. I figured all my usual signs that I'm a long time player at this game would be enough. Nope. She had me off the table to get my wallet and show my license, insurance card, library card, Mickey Mouse Fun House membership card. And for all that the price was too much for what I got, looks and experience-wise. No more since then. There are 3 other places the same distance that I could go for the same price, better experience and a much simpler confirmation process.

It's one thing that the AMPs switch the MTs around on a regular basis. That of course makes it tough to be known as safe. I used to depend on the mammasan to know me and let the girl know I was a preferred customer. But when they switch the mammasans around as well, what can you do? Every stop, even a couple weeks apart, is a Getting To Know You process.

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;3298139]Last visit I made was six months ago, same exact story. "Where you work, show me your business card, insurance card. " I never go in with my wallet because that's just stupid, and all they did was encourage me to never come back.

I'm fairly certain Uncle LEO would have fake business cards etc if they were to bust them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3298646]Last time I was at Lux was 2 years ago and got very much the same treatment. I figured all my usual signs that I'm a long time player at this game would be enough. Nope. She had me off the table to get my wallet and show my license, insurance card, library card, Mickey Mouse Fun House membership card. And for all that the price was too much for what I got, looks and experience-wise. No more since then. There are 3 other places the same distance that I could go for the same price, better experience and a much simpler confirmation process.

It's one thing that the AMPs switch the MTs around on a regular basis. That of course makes it tough to be known as safe. I used to depend on the mammasan to know me and let the girl know I was a preferred customer. But when they switch the mammasans around as well, what can you do? Every stop, even a couple weeks apart, is a Getting To Know You process.[/QUOTE]Mickey mouse funhouse membership card was probably what finally got you in!

Ditto on LUX in Buffalo Grove. Current mt wanted a full dossier on me to make sure I wasn't LEO. I will say that she is very careful, and also knowledgeable on how viruses are shared. So although it's a PIA, at least she is on the correct side of careful.

LUX used to have a lady there who went by the name of Hanna, she had a great massage and a fantastic tickle game. She left back in December, not sure if she's gone, gone, or if she went to another place.

I've been disorganized lately. Sorry. Doing my company LLC taxes, personal taxes, L's personal taxes and Sunshine business (C-Corp) taxes. So Yedam is kitty-corner from us and it's been closed for a few weeks now. I believe BG has passed a new ordinace that makes it harder to reopen a SPA once it's been busted. So I guess it will stay closed. I can see them from my front window, so I'll let you know.

By the way, we continue to be visited by forum members. They continue (believe it or not) to be the kindest, most respectful, generous customers. And again we thank you for your patronage. Bob.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3296448]Bob is close to Yedam so he should take TOFTT. Last time I was there I had an older, petite, lady, very nice who was looking for a guy to pay her credit card bills. I told her good luck with that, LOL.

Last time I went to LUX the nice looking MMS was there who I knew but I ended up with the thick Japanese lady who was a PITA.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;3300044]I've been disorganized lately. Sorry. Doing my company LLC taxes, personal taxes, L's personal taxes and Sunshine business (C-Corp) taxes. So Yedam is kitty-corner from us and it's been closed for a few weeks now. I believe BG has passed a new ordinace that makes it harder to reopen a SPA once it's been busted. So I guess it will stay closed. I can see them from my front window, so I'll let you know.

By the way, we continue to be visited by forum members. They continue (believe it or not) to be the kindest, most respectful, generous customers. And again we thank you for your patronage. Bob.[/QUOTE]This expression, meaning "diagonally opposite," was formed from a misspelling in English of the French word quatre ("four") prefixed to "corner. " Although the word has nothing to do with cats or kittens, in various dialects all three spellings are acceptable: "catty," "cater" or "kitty. "

Opened a month or three back, stopped in late January. Seems legit. Towel on back and mostly pressing, not a lot of rubbing (of any sort).

Although, on my way out, it looked like the entire Buffalo Grove police force was eating lunch at the grande Jake's on the other end of the strip. YMMV.

On Monday drew an MT in her late 30's early 40's. She was in good shape and had a nice rack. Name, couldn't tell you, too hard to understand. Asked if I was there before, said yes and it had been about a month ago. She asked who I saw, I said didn't remember the name but she had short hair. She said the tall one, I said yes. TS wasn't standard as she asked if I even wanted one. TS not as good as Exercise as they didn't even have hot water so she only did my back side, really cleaned between the cheeks. Took me back to room, holding my hand, etc. Rooms have curtains, but they have some type of accordion doors when they get down to business. She started with a decent back massage, heavy oil, but she got it all of with the hot towel. When she came back to the room she closed the door and straddled my rear working legs and bum. Then she worked her way up kissing my back and then my bum. Standing, she asked me to flip and she asked me how much I paid last time. I said. 8 for BJ and she gave me a look. I then said $ and she confirmed BJ, but she was disappointed. She started sucking the jewels and capped jr. I started touching her and she said no touching and then reminded me for. 4 more I could have everything so I said what the hey. She took off the g string and then worked into 69. She did all the 9 ing I didn't 6. She then got into RCG, really good moaning, etc. I'm not built for that so we went into mish. She was tight even for me. More good moaning and dirty talk and mission accomplished. Probably won't do FS again at an AMP, trying to avoid them altogether. Still trying to get in an apartment.

Called before going in and asked for Coco, and I was told she is available. This was my first time at the place and I did not know how she looked like. I just asked for her based on the reviews I found online. Once I reached, I was given a room and the MT met me saying she is Coco. I went with it since she fit the description. She looked late 30's, a little plump and has a big rack. She gave a TS and left me in a hot box for a couple of minutes. Then she took me back to the massage table and the massage was close to nothing, which was expected of these places. On the flip she asked for the tip in a weird kind of way. Apparently you need to leave the tip on a table. I had no idea with it being my first time. Anyway, I gave her. 6 and asked for CBJ with roaming and she said I would only get HJ and no roaming with it. She said $ for what I asked. Initially I said no and went with. 6 whatever and I was not getting into the mood. Then the "little guy" took over and made me pay her the extra. 4 thinking I would get a better experience. That was a big mistake. She took off her clothes, brought a cover and started giving a CBJ. It was not good and since I was getting no where she took the cover off and started HJ. She did not allow me to touch her kitty and it was only the tits I was allowed to play with. All the time she was saying something in Korean and I felt like she was swearing all the time. With all this, I lost the mood and took a little longer to finish which made her frustrated and started swearing more. Finally I finished somehow and just wanted to get the hell out of there. While I was getting dressed, she kept saying how good they are and how beautiful their girls are and asked me to come back soon and then she said her name is Candy.

I went a little late in the evening and she might have been tired, but I was just looking for a relaxing session and I would expect more than that for what I paid and I got the worst experience ever. This was the first and the last time I am visiting this place.

Yun can be hit or miss. I have had a good experience with CoCo saw he twice late 30's early 40's around 5'3" 5'4" Both times good TS with a decent massage no rush and no up sell on the extras she made me feel comfortable. Would repeat! I have also tried Yuli that's what is sounds like, early 30's TS was quick, massage was light touch for maybe 10 min and the flip for extra I told her more massage and she complied but with no enthusiasm finally we get to the fun part its down hill from there each request I made she tries to up sell total BJ 100 FS 140 total turn off settled for a HJ for 60. Also was given Candy one time never again she has the same routine as Yuli quick shower which was almost non existent 10 massage then rite to the extra with up sell on my offers total turn off. The last post mentions first time at Yun with CoCo then at the end of the session the women says her name is Candy! I would mention this to the manager as Exit. I believe if that they have not seen you before they will give you who's ever turn it is in the rotation. I only know this because when I have made a request for a specific name as a walk in with no appointment and she is busy at the moment. The manager will tell me the wait time then offer the next one in line as a choice so I do not have to wait. If you are new its possible they will tell you that is the name you requested which may not be true!

Typical experience at a Korean ho house. Its a job for them.

[QUOTE=Fauetay;3304646]Called before going in and asked for Coco, and I was told she is available. This was my first time at the place and I did not know how she looked like. I just asked for her based on the reviews I found online. Once I reached, I was given a room and the MT met me saying she is Coco. I went with it since she fit the description. She looked late 30's, a little plump and has a big rack. She gave a TS and left me in a hot box for a couple of minutes. Then she took me back to the massage table and the massage was close to nothing, which was expected of these places. On the flip she asked for the tip in a weird kind of way. Apparently you need to leave the tip on a table. I had no idea with it being my first time. Anyway, I gave her. 6 and asked for CBJ with roaming and she said I would only get HJ and no roaming with it. She said $ for what I asked. Initially I said no and went with. 6 whatever and I was not getting into the mood. Then the "little guy" took over and made me pay her the extra. 4 thinking I would get a better experience. That was a big mistake. She took off her clothes, brought a cover and started giving a CBJ. It was not good and since I was getting no where she took the cover off and started HJ. She did not allow me to touch her kitty and it was only the tits I was allowed to play with. All the time she was saying something in Korean and I felt like she was swearing all the time. With all this, I lost the mood and took a little longer to finish which made her frustrated and started swearing more. Finally I finished somehow and just wanted to get the hell out of there. While I was getting dressed, she kept saying how good they are and how beautiful their girls are and asked me to come back soon and then she said her name is Candy.

I went a little late in the evening and she might have been tired, but I was just looking for a relaxing session and I would expect more than that for what I paid and I got the worst experience ever. This was the first and the last time I am visiting this place.[/QUOTE]

I had a good experience at Yun a few weeks ago. I had read on here that it was back open and was in the mood for a CBJ. I don't remember the girls name, may have been coco. 30 or 40 something. Opted for no showed. Massage was pretty week but some good teasing, didn't care because was more in the mood to get off than good massage, but thought I should note it. After about 20 mins she left to get a hot towel. Cleaned me and had me flip. No discussion of anything. Straight to HJ, then some kitty licking of jewels to CJB couple minutes, then she climbed on top. Flipped to some doggie then finished with me on top. Clean me up, back to a little massage for 15 mins and done. Left 1. 1. Little extra as I was very glad with the no haggling or pausing to discuss.

Mammasan walked me out and wanted to know if she did a good job. Told her great. All and all I was surprised and happy.

This will show up as my first post. Been a long time reader and I have an old account that I haven't been able to access as the email associated is closed.

[QUOTE=GunnerMagnum;3304819]Typical experience at a Korean ho house. Its a job for them.[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming its excercise. Which has been there forever so I don't know why it would need a code word. Been taken over, and remodeled, by Sky.

Stopped in a couple months ago because heard Sky was closed and the girls here and experience hit or miss. Was pleasantly surprised and glad I brought enough $ to see that in had been remodeled and new operator.

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming its exercise. Which has been there forever so I don't know why it would need a code word. Been taken over, and remodeled, by Sky.

Stopped in a couple months ago because heard Sky was closed and the girls here, and experience, are hit or miss. Was pleasantly surprised and glad I brought enough $ to see that it had been remodeled and new operator.

FS with a Hottie Korean Barbie or something, total damage $$.2.

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]AX is asianxclusive which, like Pams and Wisteria, is an asian apartment service.