Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Akara;1770701]If you are a geography fan, it is an Arab country that borders Israel.[/QUOTE]Wow, guys, kudos on the super secret insider codes and riddles.

It's a known fact that LE is really clueless when it comes to basketball and geography. In fact, I showed one of my buddies, who is in local LE these posts, and he was just dumbfounded by the references to "23" and all that geography stuff. I mean, the guy was just totally clueless. I figured it out in a few seconds, but he was, like, MAN, that is just so CONFUSING! It was kinda funny.

And like a couple days later he called me and STILL couldn't figure it out, even after asking his buddies down at the station. And they even did some internet searching and stuff and couldn't figure it out.

So I think we're good if we can keep using this super secret code and riddles, because LE just doesn't get it at all. Good thing most of us can figure it out pretty quickly.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1771868]Wow, guys, kudos on the super secret insider codes and riddles.

It's a known fact that LE is really clueless when it comes to basketball and geography. In fact, I showed one of my buddies, who is in local LE these posts, and he was just dumbfounded by the references to "23" and all that geography stuff. I mean, the guy was just totally clueless. I figured it out in a few seconds, but he was, like, MAN, that is just so CONFUSING! It was kinda funny.

And like a couple days later he called me and STILL couldn't figure it out, even after asking his buddies down at the station. And they even did some internet searching and stuff and couldn't figure it out.

So I think we're good if we can keep using this super secret code and riddles, because LE just doesn't get it at all. Good thing most of us can figure it out pretty quickly.[/QUOTE]Buddy or not, showing le this board is just retarded homie

Has Harmony gone MIA again? Was she really pregnant like it was reported? I would be cool with any preggo dancers, DVCOI had 3 at one time, I boned one OTC and it was cool, got a lot of milk all over me but hey! Any other preggos at Paradise or anywhere in COI?

[QUOTE=CookieLover2;1772130]Buddy or not, showing le this board is just retarded homie[/QUOTE]Umm. Dude. I was joking.

Making fun of all the guys here who think they're outsmarting LE by posting riddles, when in fact it's totally useless and ridiculous.

Of course that also applies to those who think we shouldn't "show" the website to anybody in LE. Because as we all know, LE doesn't understand all of this internet stuff, and they can't figure out how to find websites that discuss stuff like this. But regular people can.

By the way, that last paragraph was also a joke. Maybe I need to print disclaimers in any posts when I joke because it seems to go over some peoples' heads.

[QUOTE=Ampfinder; 1771630]So I stopped off at the Old Hawaii Theater.

The new place is called Monarchs. Place was pretty. Much brighter than I remember.

There was a spinner there.

She called herself "Prias" or "Pria" Claims to be Indian. Has an above average face, above average body.

She seemed nice enough. She asked me about the Old Place, I told her (a gazillion times) YES I had been there before.

We went to the back. She basically upsold me and for Head I paid a total of $340. 00. You know how they are. They quote some price. You try to think and they start sucking you or jumping on you.

Indeed, we all know that that is way too much. What is sad is that she didn't see that should could take someone and never see them again.

I was no mood to haggle or get upset. Frankly, I was a little bit sad that someone needs to act that way.

I miss the old Hawaii theater. I guess for nostalgia I was willing to pay for some excitement.

But I am glad that happened to me so I can warn the team and tell everyone do not get taken by this woman.

Peace out.[/QUOTE]Ampfinder, with all respect, there just isn't any excuse for a dude who has experience getting his rocks off in SoCal strip clubs to get ripped off in the manner that you vaguely described. If you are OK with paying that price its cool, but if you think it was way too much then you should share the blame along with the dancer. Its just the most fundamental street smarts applied to the strip club environment. Its easy common sense to know that there are ROBs working the floor and equally easy to stand by a rule that you won't walk into a VIP setting with a girl you don't know unless and until there is a crystal clear understanding of what the cost will be. She may STILL try to rip you off but at least you will know that there was no misunderstanding or failure to reach an agreement in advance. She'd be a thief plain and simple and you can refuse to pay more than the agreement (that is if you didn't go for the "pay the tip up front" scam. You do have to pay the house up front) , and you can go to management with the confidence of a righteous victim of an unquestioned scam instead of claiming some kind of confusion or misunderstanding.

Priya was a fixture at the old Hawaii during the last 2-3 years and was well known as a rip off artist then. The thing is, like so many others who took customers to the cleaners, Priya would victimize those she could get over on. She also had many regulars who got reasonably decent service from her at the going rate. Very simply they were the guys who knew how to avoid the traps that the clubs and the girls set and the girls can use the honest payday when they can't get their hands on the spoils of a ROBbery!

Over many years I can only think of one dancer who never backed off her crazy over the top price menu. Basically take it or leave it. That is Alyssa who was at Hawaii at the end and moved on to SRI. She didn't ROB anybody though. Just sets a crazy price upfront and has plenty of willing customers apparently to this day. Yeah she's a hot babe and pretty cool to hang with too which was the limit of my involvement with her.

[QUOTE=CookieLover2;1772130]Buddy or not, showing le this board is just retarded homie[/QUOTE]Here I go again. You think Jerikson was being serious about sharing posts with an LE buddy? I know its tough to measure sarcastic and facetious comments on the internet, but his post is clearly spoofing the culture on this site of tossing out clues to identify providers and locations instead of just outright identifying them under some deluded idea that the readers here can figure out the clues but LE can't. It is a very frustrating feature of this site but also pretty hilarious that so many in the membership actually seem to believe this. And for the record, IMO it is cool to identify your subject or not to identify it (or her) at all. The codes and puzzles created by posters who want to go half way make no sense at all.

Re Ben Davis's question: Yeah Ben, Harmony is pregnant and she was "showing" pretty well the last time I saw her which was a couple of weeks ago. Though she didn't bring it up and neither did I. She also backed off on her customary level of service when I took her for a dance set. Can't really hold it against her though if she wants to play it as safe as possible with Harmony Jr. In the oven. And if you want to maximize your chances for hooking up with other pregnant dancers, consider making a list of Into N Out's dance partners over the last few months and seeking them out.

[QUOTE=Ben Davis;1772176]Has Harmony gone MIA again? Was she really pregnant like it was reported? I would be cool with any preggo dancers, DVCOI had 3 at one time, I boned one OTC and it was cool, got a lot of milk all over me but hey! Any other preggos at Paradise or anywhere in COI?[/QUOTE]I saw harmony last week. Didn't get a dance with her though. Just like camel said she's dropped down her service a notch and it's no more fun. Got dances from her about a month ago and we didn't click, wasn't as "fun" as it's been reported on here. She's definitely pregnant though.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1772342]Umm. Dude. I was joking.

Making fun of all the guys here who think they're outsmarting LE by posting riddles, when in fact it's totally useless and ridiculous.

Of course that also applies to those who think we shouldn't "show" the website to anybody in LE. Because as we all know, LE doesn't understand all of this internet stuff, and they can't figure out how to find websites that discuss stuff like this. But regular people can.

By the way, that last paragraph was also a joke. Maybe I need to print disclaimers in any posts when I joke because it seems to go over some peoples' heads.[/QUOTE]The only reason why I coded her name was so that it would be more difficult for her to come across my post, since I know if she did, she'd surely know who wrote it. My thinking was that dancers might not be aware of this site, but they might, if they're curious, google their dancer name and, say,"Paradise," upon which they'd stumble on my report. I wanted to share with you guys what intel I had on her without burning myself too badly. It has nothing to do with LE.

P. S. Camel and BenderOver, I got your Pms. I will respond soon. Sorry, life's gotten a bit busy.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40;1772342]Umm. Dude. I was joking.[/QUOTE]As I said to the UTR today,"Use your tongue-slap it on your cheek."

[QUOTE=The Camel;1772346] And if you want to maximize your chances for hooking up with other pregnant dancers, consider making a list of Into N Out's dance partners over the last few months and seeking them out.[/QUOTE]This thread is cracking me up!

Damn, It feels good to be an American and in LA. I just got some pure, 100 percent, "corn-fed." Thanks to all who served!

Live the good life. More to Cum.

I struck out last week at Paradise. Paid them a night visit in hopes to have some fun. Jordan was there, but I wanted to see what else could be had. Apparently, not much. I gave Lucky a try (young, black spinner, super good dancing skills. Like REAL dancing though. LOL) since I've talked to her before, and she seemed to be eyeing me a little. She seemed interested in extras during the dance, so I loosened up the pants and had junior peaking out. She said she couldn't do anything because she'd be getting teased. Clever line, but completely unbelievable. A little LFK which was nice, and she did do a little stick shifting with some spit lube, but nothing special that would get me off. Left unhappy. *sad face.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1772346]Ampfinder, with all respect, there just isn't any excuse for a dude who has experience getting his rocks off in SoCal strip clubs to get ripped off in the manner that you vaguely described. If you are OK with paying that price its cool, but if you think it was way too much then you should share the blame along with the dancer. Its just the most fundamental street smarts applied to the strip club environment. Its easy common sense to know that there are ROBs working the floor and equally easy to stand by a rule that you won't walk into a VIP setting with a girl you don't know unless and until there is a crystal clear understanding of what the cost will be. She may STILL try to rip you off but at least you will know that there was no misunderstanding or failure to reach an agreement in advance. She'd be a thief plain and simple and you can refuse to pay more than the agreement (that is if you didn't go for the "pay the tip up front" scam. You do have to pay the house up front) , and you can go to management with the confidence of a righteous victim of an unquestioned scam instead of claiming some kind of confusion or misunderstanding.

Priya was a fixture at the old Hawaii during the last 2-3 years and was well known as a rip off artist then. The thing is, like so many others who took customers to the cleaners, Priya would victimize those she could get over on. She also had many regulars who got reasonably decent service from her at the going rate. Very simply they were the guys who knew how to avoid the traps that the clubs and the girls set and the girls can use the honest payday when they can't get their hands on the spoils of a ROBbery!

Over many years I can only think of one dancer who never backed off her crazy over the top price menu. Basically take it or leave it. That is Alyssa who was at Hawaii at the end and moved on to SRI. She didn't ROB anybody though. Just sets a crazy price upfront and has plenty of willing customers apparently to this day. Yeah she's a hot babe and pretty cool to hang with too which was the limit of my involvement with her.

Here I go again. You think Jerikson was being serious about sharing posts with an LE buddy? I know its tough to measure sarcastic and facetious comments on the internet, but his post is clearly spoofing the culture on this site of tossing out clues to identify providers and locations instead of just outright identifying them under some deluded idea that the readers here can figure out the clues but LE can't. It is a very frustrating feature of this site but also pretty hilarious that so many in the membership actually seem to believe this. And for the record, IMO it is cool to identify your subject or not to identify it (or her) at all. The codes and puzzles created by posters who want to go half way make no sense at all.

Re Ben Davis's question: Yeah Ben, Harmony is pregnant and she was "showing" pretty well the last time I saw her which was a couple of weeks ago. Though she didn't bring it up and neither did I. She also backed off on her customary level of service when I took her for a dance set. Can't really hold it against her though if she wants to play it as safe as possible with Harmony Jr. In the oven. And if you want to maximize your chances for hooking up with other pregnant dancers, consider making a list of Into N Out's dance partners over the last few months and seeking them out.[/QUOTE]No bro. You are right. Been mongering for years.

Need that wake up slap. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1773036]As I said to the UTR today,"Use your tongue-slap it on your cheek."

This thread is cracking me up!

Damn, It feels good to be an American and in LA. I just got some pure. 100 percent,"corn-fed." Thanks to all who served!

Live the good life. More to Cum.[/QUOTE]Her Backdoor is just inviting ones cock to cum and enjoy! Would love to play with her. Is she a pregnant and milking stripper by any chance?

Thanks for all the reports!

I don't get to Paradise more than a couple of times a year during midweek. I've been keeping busy with the fairer sex on both sides of the border during an extended vacation which so sadly is coming to an end after this week. Should have done something different today but thinking who knows when I can see a midweek crew at Paradise again, I dropped in there this afternoon. I was not ambitious for anything loco. At most I wanted a couple of mid-mileage dances that would get my motor running for a trip to an MP. I almost succeeded.

This was the smallest (not describing most of the dancers) and least appealing group of dancers I've seen at Paradise in a couple of years. Looking around on arrival I only saw one girl I could get excited about. The asian girl Julie who I eyeballed for the first time. In the dark light Julie looked super hot. The kind of petite spinner frame that makes up 90% of my female diet at least when there's enough of it on the market. I also have to say that from distance, she is a dead ringer for a young Chinese co-worker who I've lusted for over the 6 months she's been occupying an office one down from mine. Same hair, same face, same body. Wow, fantasy fulfillment on deck! But since she's the hottest girl by far in the house I expect she'll be hard to get with.

My 2nd choice in the house was Sativa. I have plenty of history with her but never get her best but I have enjoyed what I do get with her. I used to think Sativa was gordita but her cute mischievous smile put her over the top for me. Today, excepting Julie, Sativa was a total spinner compared to the other large latinas. I fended off the small squad consisting of every other dancer working this afternoon who didn't appeal to me. Sativa came over and as usual, rushed me to the dance area. She doesn't want to take time to hear a word of my bullshit. I delayed her a bit and suggested that one day soon I'll be asking her for more than she's been giving. She said we just "let it flow" but I could have whatever I want if I let her know what it is. But I didn't want her to knock out my chi before I could sample Julie. I stuck with the original game plan. Years ago I never could have imagined a time when I'd be turning down BBBJ and FS availability from a cute stripper! This defines "jaded".

The dances with Sativa were more GFE than usual including surprising amount of DFK which doesn't usually thrill me at a strip club. I'll take gentle sweet kisses 24/7, but DFK with strippers is not my thing. But it happens and it happened. To add to my rule violations, I couldn't help dipping my tongue into her wet (always) panochita. She got me off to a good start and I went to the bathroom to try and cleanse my overused boca. I don't stress it for sure but shit, this is Sativa for Chrisakes. A little hygiene couldn't hurt.

Then I wait for Julie. I had tipped her when she danced. She was doing an extended dance set and I expected and hoped she'd take time to relax and refresh when she was done with that marathon. Indeed she did. I was about to quit on her and walk out to the MP provider I had in mind when she finally emerges. And yeah walks across the room to find me, the only dude who had tipped her on stage.

We hit it off as well as you can in this insane asylum. Up close her face was not that of my Chinese co-worker but otherwise she was my fantasy colleague in every detail. Julie told me she's 50/50 Chinese / Korean and that seems right to me. I've seen reports that she's Viet, but I'm going with her story. I could sense she had strong GFE potential so I kept her at the table for an extended period using my lunatic fake seduction game which can hold the interest of at least some of these ladies. I enjoyed a nice serving of responsive GFE with her at the table before we hit the dance booth. I wasn't expecting any crazy mileage. Still just wanting a GFE warmup for an anticipated MP romp. But she turned up the heat not so much as to crazy mileage or extras, but as to a continuation of the GFE momentum that got started at the table. She really let herself go in ways that surprised me. She clued that anything was available but I liked where we were and didn't feel a need to break the mood or GFE action. She certainly found my most responsive spot somewhere in the 2nd set and I just had to let it fly as she picked up the intensity in the 3rd set. It was about the middle of the 2nd song in a 3 for 1 and she knew of course that I had blown a tidal wave of liquid lust, but she kept up the action as if I had not. The girl is fearless! By the end of the 3rd song my lust and wood was fully rehabbed but I wasn't going for another round. HOT!

Only downer is that she's strictly a Wednesday afternoon performer. That means I may never see her again.

Departed extremely satisfied and with no need for another stop at an MP, got home early enough to enjoy watching the Angels beat down the Dodgers!

You are a brave man. One of the few things I won't do is eat Sativa's panocha LOL. That's cool though. Thanks for the report. I'll definitely try Julie next time.

Started the night at Paradise but ZERO girls were there. Ended up at DV and I was surprised with how packed it was for a Sunday night. After only sitting for one minute, I get approached by a spinner with huge knockers. I don't remember her name. She travels to COI on the weekends to dance and goes back to her daughter in Vegas on the weekdays.

Go to VIP with her and get an OK dance. Get a HJ and talk the rest of the time. Apparently they have cameras in DV in the VIP section. How often do you get extras there?

I was there today, June 10th at 4:00 pm. Not many girls or customers there. Sorai approached and I declined because I just got there and wanted to settle down. I finally accept her offer of 3-4-1 and told her I wasn't looking for a regular 3-4-1. She said,"No problem" and we went to the 3-4-1 dance area. We get there and she wants the money and tip up front. Now, I'm not new to strip clubs and I told her I have the money and I'll pay when we're done. So as she does her dance, she asks for the $20. 00 tip and I told her,"I'm not here to rip your off and I'll pay you when were done". I also told her I was looking for a regular. We are in the second song as she tells me how can you look for a regular when you don't tip ahead of time. A bit of a mood killer there. So, here's the killer. She's facing the other way with her back to me. I'm wearing a casual button-up shirt with a pocket over the left breast. I have about $10. 00 in singles I use for stage tipping and I feel her hand in the pocket. I place my hand on her hand and I tell her,"Don't". She immediately starts talking like a ghetto-black girl and responds,"It's not even serious". Not serious, well guys, what do you think would happen if I reached in her clutch purse? And, is it still "Not even serious" if she got the money without getting caught. On a lighter note, Cakes and Isis are friendly. My last ramble of the day, Sativa / Sabrina. A cute and slightly chubby dancer approached me introduced herself as "Sabrina". I've heard all the stories about Sativa and her "abilities". Well, minutes later, she goes on stage and the flast screen reads,"Sativa". Does anyone know why she uses two names?