Massage Parlor Reports

You know what would be neat.if we has like a membership at the amp,s where nothing had to be said.if we could coordinate with the girls to work out a like membership..where members just knew after the massage if you had consensual sex you tipped good for the massage.then its all legal.no discussing nothing.that would save them and us.so when you go in they know your a member..they know what the deal is and you know what the deal is.no discussing..should they want to have consensual sex with you during the massage..you just tip for the massage.just have to have a code with them or something so they would know you was a member..even if a cop figured out the code..all he would get was consensual sex..so he still couldn't do anything.if it was known up front that we tip better for the massage if we leave happy..nothing illegal would have to be said.if it was just common knowledge between us and them..that if consensual sex takes place we tip good..they could never bust them or us again.with all there cameras IM sure if some guy didn't tip when he was supposed to.they could have his picture by the door not to let back in.

Every misadventure seems to bring the same feelings for me. A bit of unease and trepidation on what could be behind each new door, beyond each dusty tile. In a very small way it must be similar to what astronauts feel like a few days before liftoff. Anxious and timid with a sprinkle of fear. Will you get beyond the atmosphere and have a chance to look back appreciatively upon the Earth? Or will the rocket explode liquifying your mind?

Lit the fuse on my own countdown by calling on M**a. She sporadically posts on CL with one memorable line and a phone number.

Set the controls toward a locale similar to Green Stone Red Pump. Nearly had an interstellar collision when some idiots went the wrong way onto my off ramp. Of course they had help from the citys STELLAR construction zone.

I found the mothership very easily and made my way to the door in what seemed a decent neighborhood. M**a was quickly to the door. She had a handsome face, nice smile and a bountiful mane with tight curls. It was bundled at the top but still hung in large attractive clumps.

While on the phone getting directions I had recognized a ever so slight accent from her. For some reason I had thought Brooklyn. Now, as I stood before her, I realized I was wrong. It was Latina.

Strolled in on autopilot. Statue of Mary on the floor under candle light, a child in a distant room froliced loudly. A small dog roamed close. These miniature dogs are like asteroids, you'll never aware of it until it causes damage. This one, however, seemed ok.

The cabin of her ship was clean. Bathroom seemed prepped for we visitors from Mars. A pleasant departure from the bathrooms of some other vessels I have stowed away on.

M**a is a very large girl so your taste or attitude should be prepared. She is sweet though, I could tell right away. I got comfy on the towel pallet she had made for me in her big bed. We swapped tales from past travels and she gelled me down. She was very careful. I've traveled to TOFTT many times so that detour is simply "always on the chart". I am more afraid of the temperamental hitcher or spacenut. She seemed like neither.

At her request I twirled around to the front and neither of us yelped about my nudity. She says something about "flabby spending". I got unoffended quickly. A well rehearsed almost casual buildup to liftoff really broke off any remaining ice between us. More training was needed but her pleasant personality had me at ease. Nothing spectacular but throttle up was obtained and my solid rocket boosters wrote their blazing ropes onto the dark canvas of another Indiana night.

Ticket for the flight was $.

Say Hello to Marilyn for me.

(Okay, okay, I know. This one was a bit forced but give a brother a break for trying.)

[QUOTE=Nells M All]You know what would be neat.if we has like a membership at the amp,s where nothing had to be said.if we could coordinate with the girls to work out a like membership..where members just knew after the massage if you had consensual sex you tipped good for the massage.then its all legal.no discussing nothing.that would save them and us.so when you go in they know your a member..they know what the deal is and you know what the deal is.no discussing..should they want to have consensual sex with you during the massage..you just tip for the massage.just have to have a code with them or something so they would know you was a member..even if a cop figured out the code..all he would get was consensual sex..so he still couldn't do anything.if it was known up front that we tip better for the massage if we leave happy..nothing illegal would have to be said.if it was just common knowledge between us and them..that if consensual sex takes place we tip good..they could never bust them or us again.with all there cameras IM sure if some guy didn't tip when he was supposed to.they could have his picture by the door not to let back in.[/QUOTE]
Yeah we could have secret "handshakes", call our selves the Massexs- and have a Massexic Temple and all kind of cool stuff.

This is an ad posted in the therapeutic services section of CL every day. It looks like the same ad but has different cell phone number every so often. Nina is the name she currently is using but I've heard Crystal and Susan in the past. If anyone has an information please PM me. Thanks ~PB

If your trip to Mars or whereever you last traveld, had an encounter with Mia. She did a massage for me in my hotel on the east side a couple years back. I paid extra 20 to see those huge mellons. and they are big. After several attempts to get extras from her she said she just got busted and was scarred, so a waste of my money. The other thing was she couldn't bend over because of a "boil' on her thigh that she showed me. After looking at the marble sized blood pod. I didn't want any anyway. She may have eased up some now, but I just can't let go of the sight of that "boil"

[QUOTE=Patrickbateman]This is an ad posted in the therapeutic services section of CL every day. It looks like the same ad but has different cell phone number every so often. Nina is the name she currently is using but I've heard Crystal and Susan in the past. If anyone has an information please PM me. Thanks ~PB[/QUOTE]

Pics of that young lady can be found on this website:

[url]http://www.fotosearch.com/photos-images/esthetic.html[/url] (click on the Professional Images tab)

regards

Mal

[QUOTE=Two Nutts]If your trip to Mars or whereever you last traveld, had an encounter with Mia. She did a massage for me in my hotel on the east side a couple years back. I paid extra 20 to see those huge mellons. and they are big. After several attempts to get extras from her she said she just got busted and was scarred, so a waste of my money. The other thing was she couldn't bend over because of a "boil' on her thigh that she showed me. After looking at the marble sized blood pod. I didn't want any anyway. She may have eased up some now, but I just can't let go of the sight of that "boil"[/QUOTE]

Thanks TN- that is a vision I can't get out of my head, I couldn't even eat lunch after reading that. That pretty much is a deal killer when shopping for extras I bet. By the way to the Bateman- it is a lot like the spa ads in the paper- what you are seeing is a general representation and not a picture of the actual goods. I believe the disclaimer is " stock model photo ".

I also visited day or two later. Was expecting Michelle, but she was not there, so had my first encounter with Jenny. Didn't try for extras, but had the best slow teasing massage and HR. Haven't been that thoroughly aroused in a long time. Very nice! Standard rates for massage and HR.

[QUOTE=Wulfgar]I had another visit with our friends at Keystone and 86th today. I called up around 2pm trying to get an appointment (figuring they would be able to get me in right away), they told me to come by around 4pm. That was a bit annoying.

Anyway, rolled in at the appointed time and was greeted by Jenny. She is the better looking of the two, but is generally more shy than Michelle. Anyway, today she must have been feeling frisky since I had no complaints. $.7 for time and tip got the job done. I made sure to bring a raincoat, what with the bad weather an all.[/QUOTE]

Sensual Full Body Massage (5144 Madison Ave Suite 5).

Any good news or experiences with this place?

Thanks,

Mymopar

I should have turned around and left. But I didn't. Older lady and a young, larege, dunpy chick working. Only the older lady got up when I rang the bell to get in. She was upper 40's, but looked older. Took me to the room and asked me to get ready, chose 30 min swedish for. 60. Actually a pretty good massage and I really didn't want extra's from her. I think they are there to be had if you really want them. Interesting thing she still asked for a tip. I didn't bite on that one.

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[QUOTE=MyMopar]Sensual Full Body Massage (5144 Madison Ave Suite 5).

Any good news or experiences with this place?

Thanks,

Mymopar[/QUOTE]

Visited last week with a gal in her late 30's or early 40's. I almost never remember names because I can't understand them. Anyway, had a terrible light touch massage but I could hear a fellow monger having a great time in the room next door (this place's walls do not go all the way up to the ceiling). After the flip, she asked me the standard "all done"? I just pointed and had a so so hr. It was cold in there that day and I always hate that. But, I may repeat as the guy next door seemed to be having a great time. My girl was not very good looking, so if anyone knows of a good looking gal there, please let us know.

Also, I have been getting rubbed down by Bing for about a year now. Great massage with some teasing but nothing offered yet. I have been a pussy with her and just go for the good massage. I recommend her for an actual good rub down. She is also very good looking IMO.

Thank you to all for the posts as I have been reading them for years. I have been in the hobby for quite some time(Relaxation was my first place) and will start to report more.

[QUOTE=Malabar]Pics of that young lady can be found on this website:

[url]http://www.fotosearch.com/photos-images/esthetic.html[/url] (click on the Professional Images tab)

regards

Mal[/QUOTE]

How were able to locate that?

I'm in town for ten nights, Where should I spend my money?

Well you could spend $500 or so taking me and chillime to all the titty bars in town and buying our drinks..then pick up a sw if you had $20 left..ha ha

[QUOTE=Sexmoron]How were able to locate that?[/QUOTE]

I believe I saw a phone # on the bottom of her ad today