Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DSems88;6027111]I'm new to the forum and have been reading through the tips and the tricks. I've never done the massage parlor thing but its always been an interest of mine to try. Are there any local parlors to stay away from? Being nee I am nervous about which AMPs would be legit. Thanks.[/QUOTE]It would help if you could let us know what area / areas you are interested in. By that I mean North Seattle, Eastside (Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland), Renton / Tukwila / SeasTac / Des Monies, Southend (Federal Way, Auburn), and Tacoma.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6026124]1. Emma is back at Pinee. She is awesome. I am happy.

2. Lulu is gone from River / Haiyun. She is awesome. I am sad.

3. Goddess has two cute 20-somethings and a quality veteren who wishes to remain anonymous.

4. MILFs at Nima, Ocean 3, TY, Alice, Pengpai FedWay.

5. Vicki is back but not at Jasmine. She's at a new spot (not on RM) that's one block from Ocean 3. Look for the pink "MASSAGE" flag on the street. Sign says South Sound Massage Therapy. Smells like fresh paint. If you like them skinny, she's your girl.

6. Q Spa is still closed in Tac. Anyone got intel?

7. If you call Pinee after hours, it forwards to the MM Spa number. So must be same owner.

8. Apparently I have a stalker. More than one south-end girl has told me a retirement-age hobbyist has been asking them if they know the "Australian guy" who posts on this site. He tells the girls he only reads here and doesn't post. Apparently he's obsessed with my dick size and asked them if I have a big dick. WTF? I cant help but assume it's Honestone. An online feud is one thing. Involving others is another entirely. All posturing aside, just stop Honestone. That's mentally unstable behavior, dude. I've got a totally average penis for a white guy with my build. Spend your energy figuring out your next alt and leave the ladies alone.

I know #8 sounds crazy and made up. I wish it was.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the always quality intel and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on #8, that's straight up stalker behavior.

[QUOTE=SugarNuts;6028653]Thanks for the always quality intel and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on #8, that's straight up stalker behavior.[/QUOTE]WTF indeed.

Do I believe it's Honestone? 100% I do.

Can I prove it's Honestone? Of course not. But Honestone gonna Honestone and who else would it be?

I enjoy this peaceful lull on the server soon after a Honestone ban. Easier to gather and share intel without navigating the crazy.

Intel like I saw Coco again at Ocean 3 today. She'll be there for a month before heading to 1711.

My age ranges are: young, MILF, auntie, granny. Coco is a very attractive MILF who delivers a TOP shelf massage and will rock your world on the flip. Very pretty face, thick compact natural body but flat tummy with slight hint of vertical ab line. CBJ is a bummer, but she is tight, enthusiastic, playful, and skilled. Hydrate and eat your Wheaties.

7/20 Went to see Emma at Pinee Massage. At 5 pm at night it was getting busy and had people waiting.

Emma is very tiny and super cute. She is very much into her work and she gives tons of effort. Emma's personality is very bubbly and her English is great. She is funny, talkative and very eagar to please.

$65/ hr for the room. CFS $175, Emma is worth every penny. Her oral skills will make your eyes roll back in your skull. DATY, MOCFS, CBJ all available. Gave her the long, deep, stroke business for about 50 mins. Showered and talked for the last 10 mins. Cici from MM massage even came by because the place was getting busy. The hour was not rushed.

Emma was such a dream I tipped her $20 on top of everything because she really does make a man feel like a million bucks. I would very much recommend Emma. I will see her again and destroy her cervix. Again.

Emma at Pinee Massage 9. 5/10.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6026124]I've got a totally average penis for a white guy with my build.[/QUOTE]Though to be fair, you've got a massive e-peen here in regards to the individual mentioned.

Question? When you are trying for FS do you leave the tip out ahead of time or do you keep it until afterwards?

[QUOTE=Jarre7;6031046]Question? When you are trying for FS do you leave the tip out ahead of time or do you keep it until afterwards?[/QUOTE]I always make sure she sees my tip when I drop my undies when I'm disrobing. Har Har.

Actually, If I know what she supplies from past visits, I leave the whole amount on the table at the beginning of the session. If I am NOT sure of what she supplies, I hand her the room fee and then discuss tipping and services at the flip. I'm not rich and don't plan on having to argue with her to give me my money back if she gives minimal service.

[QUOTE=CookieGuy;6031438]I always make sure she sees my tip when I drop my undies when I'm disrobing. Har Har.

Actually, If I know what she supplies from past visits, I leave the whole amount on the table at the beginning of the session. If I am NOT sure of what she supplies, I hand her the room fee and then discuss tipping and services at the flip. I'm not rich and don't plan on having to argue with her to give me my money back if she gives minimal service.[/QUOTE]Solid advice!

Any places out there that offer multi pops within the hour? Thanks ahead of time!

I was in the mood to see Eva from my last experience with her that she went off script and did camel slide on my last visit, thinking of lack of customers I experience beyond HE. I Didn't regret seeing her yesterday. She say she was gardening her chili's since she hadn't had any customers. Did her regular routine and on the flip she glide those hard implants DDs on my shaft while kissing and licking my body. I was expecting the same service as the past where she only does HJ but got more than expected this visit. She doesn't mention tip or house fee which is always good but I was take $. 2 every hh visit when I'm with her. Can't go into details but I Lucky I had a hat on my car but couldn't give her more cash since I wasn't expecting anything beyond HJ but she didn't care. Treat her right and might take a few visit before you get lucky.

Ended going to pinee for the famous Emma but it must've been busy and got a beautiful surprise with another lady instead. Nice big beautiful breasts and have a good massage too. 65 entry and $. 6 for FS. She definitely knew how to tease during massage. Gave a little HJ action while face down and never stood at attention faster than that. I got her name but wasn't sure if I could say it here.

[QUOTE=Jarre7;6032261]Ended going to pinee for the famous Emma but it must've been busy and got a beautiful surprise with another lady instead. Nice big beautiful breasts and have a good massage too. 65 entry and $. 6 for FS. She definitely knew how to tease during massage. Gave a little HJ action while face down and never stood at attention faster than that. I got her name but wasn't sure if I could say it here.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. What services did she provide for the extra $160? Also, it's OK (in fact preferred) to say her name here.

[QUOTE=WillShookSpear;6030987]Though to be fair, you've got a massive e-peen here in regards to the individual mentioned.[/QUOTE]Guilty as charged. I have a Stone Bone. LOL.

[QUOTE=Jarre7;6032261]Ended going to pinee for the famous Emma but it must've been busy and got a beautiful surprise with another lady instead. Nice big beautiful breasts and have a good massage too. 65 entry and $. 6 for FS. She definitely knew how to tease during massage. Gave a little HJ action while face down and never stood at attention faster than that. I got her name but wasn't sure if I could say it here.[/QUOTE]Sounds like maybe Cici? She and Emma are friends and Cici is usually at MM but comes to Pinee when it's busy.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6032882]Sounds like maybe Cici? She and Emma are friends and Cici is usually at MM but comes to Pinee when it's busy.[/QUOTE]LOL got it in one. Yeah ok you were right. She kinda emphasized it as she-she but didn't know how to spell it.