Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Shayjadeed]The battleship captain, having been at sea for several months, decided it was time to pull into port for a refit. He called ahead to the harbor master of his favorite Moonlit harbor and confirmed that there would, indeed, be a mechanic available to service his ship. When he arrived, the harbor master greeted him warmly and introduced him to Cookie, who would be his mechanic for this refit.

After removing all unnecessary accoutrements from the battleship, Cookie began a thorough scrub-down. She washed all parts of the ship, paying particular attention to the aft section. When she got to the upper deck, she nearly caused an accidental firing of the main gun before the captain directed her attention elsewhere. After a final rinsing, the ship was moved to dry-dock for some serious maintenance.

Cookie started with a full rub-down of the aft decks, applying just enough pressure to relieve the stresses built up in the hull. Afterward, she shed her mechanic's coveralls to begin the more labor-intensive work. Cookie obviously had talent, having graduated top in her class at this particular port, despite having only scored perfect B's. The captain was impressed, however, as she definitely applied herself to her work, seeming eager to do the best job she could. She turned her attention to the main gun, starting first with a full inspection of the ammo magazine, then applying a thin cover which reduced the friction somewhat as she gave the barrel an excellent polishing.

When the heat built up in the barrel nearly to the ignition point, the captain suggested that Cookie take a break and show him her toolbox. It was very clean and well-kept, and the captain explored it thoroughly, eliciting sounds of approval from the young mechanic. When the captain and Cookie were both satisfied with the inspection, the captain finally had her cover the main gun with her satin sheath, which fit perfectly, but unfortunately made the gun fire after about ten seconds.

Cookie cleaned up the shrapnel from the firing, helped the captain replace the ship's fittings, filled the holds with candy, and sent the captain on his way. The total refit bill was .7 for the harbor master, and $ for Cookie's time and skill. As the battleship pulled out of port, the captain made an entry in the log, indicating that he would definitely return to this port in the not too distant future to take advantage of the excellent ship service.[/QUOTE]

It doesn't get better than this. Very good analogy almost made me want to bring my ship in for a refit! LOL

I pulled into the same port as Admiral Shayjadeed today. I was initially annoyed because I called ahead and told mama I was a regular and I would be there in an hour, but when I got there I still had to wait 20 minutes. Hmph.

I met with Lilly for the first time and was given the usual treatment for the usual fee+tip. Lilly has a nice face, is slender, with B cups, has shoulder length hair, is about 30 years old, and stands about 5'5". Her service was better than average and I would recommend her. ML remains my favorite spa in the Baltimore area. I always try to go at off-peak times, though, since they almost never have two girls working at any given time.

Stimpy

Nice report - I can't wait to get back home. Nice to see you posting again btw, but one question. Do you mean she's actually 30 or just looks 30 and is really is 45?

Bench

[QUOTE=Stimpson J Cat]I pulled into the same port as Admiral Shayjadeed today. I was initially annoyed because I called ahead and told mama I was a regular and I would be there in an hour, but when I got there I still had to wait 20 minutes. Hmph.

I met with Lilly for the first time and was given the usual treatment for the usual fee+tip. Lilly has a nice face, is slender, with B cups, has shoulder length hair, [b]is about 30 years old[/b], and stands about 5'5". Her service was better than average and I would recommend her. ML remains my favorite spa in the Baltimore area. I always try to go at off-peak times, though, since they almost never have two girls working at any given time.

Stimpy[/QUOTE]

I did not think that I would be dreaming so soon about Baltimore again, but earlier today I had that dream.

In my dream there were no cookies available to snack on, the flowers were being attended to already, and it was no longer the month of May as this page of the calendar was missing, but it was about the month of June. June may be my new favorite month.

I think someone named Stimpy was ringing a buzzer trying to wake me up... LOL

You folks in Baltimore should take advantage of the June weather before the cold October nights hit. You know the months go bye quickly in dreams.

First and foremost thank you to Belairman for his info.

Went to TBC and saw Julia. Great body, beautiful face hell of a flip. After chatting with her she did verify that there were upgrades available, hers included more touching but she only uses her hands but she did say without mentioning names that there were others who were more liberal. If there is any info out there on this pass it along.

Thanks to Belairman again!

Gent's,

I went to BT after being away from there for several years. I have many fine memories of this establishment. MMS asked if I was a newbie and I said no but not for several years had I enjoyed the "exotic cuisine" offered there. Since I remembered where the mens rooms was she figured I was legit, she relaxed and welcomed me back. Same layout as before, extreamly clean and professional. I paid the house fee for 1Hr, and was introduced to Gina. Mid 30s, very pretty. She jumped right to the massage which I thought odd. Great massage but no shower? WTF? Seems she thought I had paid for 1/2 Hr. After MMS confirmed the full Hr. Gina loosened up. The flip was fun and after some reciprecationg massage, she relaxed enough for DATY which she seemed to enjoy emensely (I know I did). Finally FS which was less than enthusiastic but I think she was spent from the DATY. Overall a great comeback (cum back? ) experience. As General McAurther said of the Philippines, "I shall return".

Face-8
Breast-8 nice A's
Attitude-6 but warmed up latter.
service- 7
0.7 house with 0.8 tip

Stopped by second floor next to Fairgrounds. Didn' ask for a name, way too many miles, time to retire. This place needs to get some younger talent. After paying for one hour, the provider tried to skip over my shower, one of the main reasons I go there. Massage was fair and ending was okay. Attitude and age were both very disappointing, I will have to rethink before going there again.

Newb

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Nice report - I can't wait to get back home. Nice to see you posting again btw, but one question. Do you mean she's actually 30 or just looks 30 and is really is 45?

Bench[/QUOTE]

lol - naw, she really looks 30. I do strive for accuracy! One thing I misstated -- they never seem to have MORE than 2 girls working there at any given time. Is that the norm for most spas now? DC spas used to have lineups of 4 or 5 girls when I would go in.

-S

I am a prior member of the forum but have been in Japan the past two years and I had to create a new account. Anyway, I am coming to Baltimore for business next month and looking for a good AMP to relieve the travel stress! I have RTFF and see lots of names but no directions or addresses. I have never been to Baltimore so I don't know anything about the area. I would really appreciate any advice I can get. If you ever come to the Panhandle area, there are some decent AMPs in Biloxi (not too far away) and very easy to find. I make my way over there once a month!

Thanks!

It's just not as deep as it used to be. Tried June, very attractive but really no good attitude! I may just start watching porn again. I miss the girls from the PairPax connection.

I havent had any reports lately, went to Kyoto yesterday, found all new ladies, much younger and a new manager. It is Michele from Pine Tree Spa. Got great service, on extra fun, some touching and peaking, believe she was nervous that she did not know me, Masage was good, the finish was great she is good with her hands, cant rememeber her name but she was cute, small and nice firm tits. Will return.

Against my better judement, I decided to climb those stairs again. Luck of the draw produced Candy. No where near as old as my last massage provider, with long curly hair and a face that was at least average. Rack was all natural and above average in size. Started out with lay down shower, my favorite, came out squeaky clean on all areas, back to room for massage. Massage was lite touch with lots of teasing. After the flip hands were free to roam up top while she took care of business. Cleaned up with hot towel and offered a drink. Felt a bit rushed, although it was kind of near closing time, out the door in 45 minutes. I will return for the shower and possibly to satisfy my craving for sweets.

Hey guys, been awhile since I've posted since I've been out of the scene. Over the past couple of months I've been checking out that massage place on Fairmount and went there this past week but noticed nothing was going on. Didn't bother to knock since the space looked dark. Anyone know what's going on with the place?

Been there twice since August and the massage was good and ended on happy note.

Sorry, I don't know another area to post this and I'm looking for legal-type advice or guidance

I'm going through a divorce currently where my to-be ex alleges adultery with a non-pro. She learned of my transgressions through a Private Investigator she hired to follow me.

In addition to everything else, she appears to have come across an email address under which I posted escort reviews (on another site) back in the 2002/2003 timeframe. I can't be sure if she came across this name by searching my laptop, or by other means. Regardless, she mentioned this email address without telling me how she learned of it.

If you google this email address, you'd see a review I posted on another site. If you were to gain access to the site, certainly you can easily find other reviews through additional searches.

So, basically I don't know what information she knows. I have not told my attorney of these of escort/massage encounters that I reviewed, nor would I prefer to if I don't have to.

I have an interrogatory that is due soon, where it asks to list all my previous sexual encounters, dates, times, etc. Obviously these are answered under oath with the threat of perjury.

So basically, I would just like to get some thoughts, or advice, guidance, etc. , as to whether I should disclose all of this to my attorney or maybe it doesn't make a difference. I have not been notified of a pending deposition.

Yes, I'm ignorant with respect to all of this. I've not gone through these divorce proceedings before. I'd prefer not to tell my attorney all the past details (from 5-6 years ago) because it is not central to this divorce, but if it comes up, she should be aware.

I know what my head tells me to do.- to let my attorney know. I'd prefer to bury the past in the past.

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=JankMonster]I know what my head tells me to do.- to let my attorney know. I'd prefer to bury the past in the past.[/QUOTE]Dude,

I feel for you even though I have not been through what you are going through. You may want to bury your past, but there is no way your soon to be ex will. If she hired a PI, she is digging for everything.

Instead of us mongers trying to advise you, let your lawyer know EVERYTHING and she can sort it out what needs to be said and what does not. Additionally, she can tell you if talking about these escort/massage encounters will have any other legal ramifications.

Good Luck