Massage Parlor Reports

I hit up a place on Semoran, near where Ginza is, but a bit farther up the road. Didn't manage to catch the name of the place, but they had "Oriental Therapy" or something similar on the door. Neon lights, as well.

Went in, paid the door fee. They had a TS, which I always enjoy. Never caught the name of my therapist (I really need to pay more attention to these things! ), but she did a decent job cleaning me up, though I had to wash the undercarriage myself.

Went to the massage room, disrobed and we began. Massage was decent, not bad but nothing to write home about. I flipped over and she gave me a nice front massage. Had to direct her hands to make sure she got to a sore spot I had, but once she found it she did an excellent job relieving the pressure and tightness there.

I tipped. 2, thanked her and was on my way. Nice place, like the TS (my only gripe about NT is the lack of a TS), and good massage. Would repeat in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]The place used to be great but, even before the bust, has been headed down hill for a while. But now this new woman has taken them to a new low. Somebody is going to get hurt by this beast.[/QUOTE]


I agree, mostly with the second comment. It's not an exaggeration. If you go to Ginza, call ahead, ask for Lilly. They aren't very busy during the day. Don't waste your time or money on the other person (the heavy one).

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Major bump on Ginza. I will never return. I wasn't sure I'd make it out alive after my last visit. I was greeted at the door by a heavy Asian woman who liked to give me a look like, "are you LE?" many many many many many times. She left me standing in the front for a good 5 min which I absolutely hate. Then lots of questioning until she stepped into a room with Lilly and came back out saying, "Lilly says you are good man." Then she acted as slutty as a big cow can act.

The absolute worst part was the massage, if you can call it that. It started out with ice cold lotion being slapped on me and then smeared around, not rubbed or massaged. It was as if she were doing this for the first time. Then suddenly she would clamp down on a muscle and just squeeze the shit out of it. Then she'd lay on top of me. Several times actually. It was as if a buffalo suddenly decided to take a nap on top of me. It was horrible, but there was more to come. I don't know where the hell she came up with this but she would take her heavy weight fighter hands and make them into a fist and then drive them into my skull. I swear I almost stood up and punched her in her fat head.

Now just imagine this over weight woman with size 12 feet crawling up on the table to walk on your back. Hell I thought my shoulder was going to come out of joint when she landed on it.

Oh let's get to the hot rocks... First two scalding rocks were placed in the center of my back. Then they were taken away and cold dry rocks were used to rub all over me. I swear this woman is either the worst masseuse or she really hates men.

No negotiation at the end for me. Straight to it, but I don't know how you can call it a happy ending if you feel like you had a tooth knocked out and two arms broken. I went here because my back was killing me and I really needed a massage. I left with everything killing me.

The worst.[/QUOTE]

I feel your pain, but this has to be one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time. Can't wait for your next post. Hope it is a good experience!

All,

Went to place near my work. Requested for different masseuse ahead of time, as this place is known for having bigger girls. Girl provided to me was relatively big, probably in her late 30's. She feels me out a bit about whether I have seen her before. I say I have but she doesn't remember me. Tells me I can remove drape if it makes me more comfortable, so I do. She uses hot oil and really works my inner thighs, almost rubbing my balls. Massage was ok on the back, nothing great, but better than many AMPs I have been to. Get to the flip, she asks if we did full body before. I say yes and she proceeds to tease for a while. Very nice, prolonged technique. Offered topless for additional tip. She was a larger woman (I would guess about 165-180 lbs) so she had big tits. I declined as I had only brought standard tip with me. She takes her shirt off anyway and lets me feel her tits through the bra. Finishes me off (this is about half way or 2/3 through my hour). Then proceeds to finish the massage. Very good technique on the shoulders and head. Very relaxed. When finished, took a shower (private in room showers) to get the oil off.

This is the best place I have experienced in terms of service and price. 65 for massage, . 35 tip. If the girls were better looking, it would be great. I have never heard of anyone on this forum even mention it either. Always available, never a wait. Most important thing is to call ahead and exclude particular masseuse, who is huge (unless that is your thing). PM me for particulars.

John

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]Pardon my "interpretation" of the "spelling of his name" but perhaps it's not only me perhaps the Stanford Encyclopedia needs your expertise, my honorable Sponge [url]http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/confucius/[/url]

Relax my friend there was no pun intended I just wrote that to alleviate the tension... you are still the man[/QUOTE]

No worries on my part. I'm a compulsively anal speller. :) At any rate, I've beat this horse long enough and don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings.

Now how do I get in contact with the folks at Sanford? I'd like to try some of those California AMP joints.

Went to Lotus the other day, I was greeted at the door by a large gentleman, by the way he was very pleasant. I asked if Diva was there and she was so I paid and was led to a room. The massage was a good medium pressure then light pressure with Oil. Diva is a very nice girl who tries to please and does a great job. I would see her again when I go back.

Be careful out there syiffytwo

[QUOTE=John Terry]All,

Went to place near my work. Requested for different masseuse ahead of time, as this place is known for having bigger girls. Girl provided to me was relatively big, probably in her late 30's. She feels me out a bit about whether I have seen her before. I say I have but she doesn't remember me. Tells me I can remove drape if it makes me more comfortable, so I do. She uses hot oil and really works my inner thighs, almost rubbing my balls. Massage was ok on the back, nothing great, but better than many AMPs I have been to. Get to the flip, she asks if we did full body before. I say yes and she proceeds to tease for a while. Very nice, prolonged technique. Offered topless for additional tip. She was a larger woman (I would guess about 165-180 lbs) so she had big tits. I declined as I had only brought standard tip with me. She takes her shirt off anyway and lets me feel her tits through the bra. Finishes me off (this is about half way or 2/3 through my hour). Then proceeds to finish the massage. Very good technique on the shoulders and head. Very relaxed. When finished, took a shower (private in room showers) to get the oil off.

This is the best place I have experienced in terms of service and price. 65 for massage, . 35 tip. If the girls were better looking, it would be great. I have never heard of anyone on this forum even mention it either. Always available, never a wait. Most important thing is to call ahead and exclude particular masseuse, who is huge (unless that is your thing). PM me for particulars.

John[/QUOTE]

Does this place have a name, or should we guess?

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Does this place have a name, or should we guess? [/QUOTE]Sounds like winter park massage studio

Long time viewer first time poster here so sorry for holding back.

Yeah been there and don't like fat chicks. Just doesnt do it for me.

That place john is talking about is located in the park. The girl name is the same as a famous lesbian. I think we all have had a time or two with her. None of us were ever really proud enuff to brag about it.

Damn now I think of it I've had my share of "fuck, when this is over I'm never tellin a soul"

Uh-oh, was that TOOO much info?

[QUOTE=Savional1]That place john is talking about is located in the park. The girl name is the same as a famous lesbian. I think we all have had a time or two with her. None of us were ever really proud enuff to brag about it.

Damn now I think of it I've had my share of "fuck, when this is over I'm never tellin a soul"

Uh-oh, was that TOOO much info?[/QUOTE]

I had heard about said place from a masseus I used to go to regularly yrs.. ago, her name was Linda and she used to work from Her home on Semoran Blvd. Great chick but been gone for yrs.now.
She trained in said place.
So one night I decided to try it. I go in and the Co-Owner, the MOM (Sonny is gay) takes me back and I thought a girl was going to come in after her but Noooooooooo this was it!!

She proceed with great massage, a little rough to say the least but I real massage---don't ask about the HE I'm trying to block it out of my memory, but it did happen, I don't know how but it did happen O.M.G.----VS

I think I need a meeting---" Hello, My name is Very Slowly and I'm a sexaholic, I must be because a Great Grandma just gave me a Happy Ending"

Now thats something funny to have some coffee and breakfast and wake up to as I look across the table and see these older ladies chattin away. Im thinking nahh its just not me.
I know of a buddy who went to a sex meeting to try and stop getting laid so much and dam he told me it got worse. Alot of these folks go to these meetings to find someone to get laid by. If theres any truth to that Im gonna have to scope out a few meetings myself.
Anyone ever been by chance?

BTW thanks VS that brighten my day.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=VerySlowly]I had heard about said place from a masseus I used to go to regularly yrs.. ago, her name was Linda and she used to work from Her home on Semoran Blvd. Great chick but been gone for yrs.now.
She trained in said place.
So one night I decided to try it. I go in and the Co-Owner, the MOM (Sonny is gay) takes me back and I thought a girl was going to come in after her but Noooooooooo this was it!!

She proceed with great massage, a little rough to say the least but I real massage---don't ask about the HE I'm trying to block it out of my memory, but it did happen, I don't know how but it did happen O.M.G.----VS

I think I need a meeting---" Hello, My name is Very Slowly and I'm a sexaholic, I must be because a Great Grandma just gave me a Happy Ending"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]

She proceed with great massage, a little rough to say the least but I real massage---don't ask about the HE I'm trying to block it out of my memory, but it did happen, I don't know how but it did happen O.M.G.----VS

I think I need a meeting---" Hello, My name is Very Slowly and I'm a sexaholic, I must be because a Great Grandma just gave me a Happy Ending"[/QUOTE]

There are some driveways that you want to back out of with your lights off.

[QUOTE=Wlord]I hit up a place on Semoran, near where Ginza is, but a bit farther up the road. Didn't manage to catch the name of the place, but they had "Oriental Therapy" or something similar on the door. Neon lights, as well.[/QUOTE]Could this have been lotus? If Circuit City was just up the road about 100yds on the opposite side of the street it was. Lotus is, in general, recommended by those that frequent it.

My first thought about John's report was that it could have been the place on Bumby. I had a very similar therapist a while back. I still shudder thinking about how much I lowered my standards that day. I wish I could say that I was drunk.

Does anyone know where a guy can get a massage with ALL the extras but not from an Asian? White or Latin possibly?

Please post.