Massage Parlor Reports

Based on recent reviews her I decided to give this place a shot. Got there, got buzzed in by mms, she asked me who I was, told her, she says "oh, you call me earlier. " Yes, yes I did.

I drew Amy, who was cute but skinny. Paid the. 8 door fee, got into the towel and sandals and headed to the TS. Popped my TS cherry here, got to say I liked it, got a good wash down with plenty of teasing. After that, the session "augured in" as test pilots say.

Back in the room I was dried off with some play, then got face down on the table. She covered me then left me on ice for about 3-4 long minutes. She came back in and started a rather lame massage, the "press on the muscles because they're not here for the massage. " Crap, I really did need a good massage. Then the bell rang and she disappeared again. OK, where's the MMS answering the door? After 5 minutes she comes back in smiling and apologizing. We're about 20 minutes in at this point. Then she hopped onto the table with me, stradling me and teasing from behind. Negotiations started, and I settled for basic service. Immediate flip, decent technique, and I was cleaned up and dressed within 10.

I look at my phone and see the time. I look right at her and say "That's the quickest hour I've ever had. " And of course she forgets to speak english right at that moment and just smiles. I left standard tip. On my way out I say to no one in particular "Well that sucked. ".

When I got outside I realized why I got hurried out. A nice big ass E or S class parked right next to the door. If it was one of you that got me hustled out, nice sled. Hope you had a better time than I did.

In other words, decent looking girl, overall crappy time. This is typical Korean AMP stuff, unfortunately.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3130722]Based on recent reviews her I decided to give this place a shot. Got there, got buzzed in by mms, she asked me who I was, told her, she says "oh, you call me earlier. " Yes, yes I did.

I drew Amy, who was cute but skinny. Paid the. 8 door fee, got into the towel and sandals and headed to the TS. Popped my TS cherry here, got to say I liked it, got a good wash down with plenty of teasing. After that, the session "augured in" as test pilots say.

Back in the room I was dried off with some play, then got face down on the table. She covered me then left me on ice for about 3-4 long minutes. She came back in and started a rather lame massage, the "press on the muscles because they're not here for the massage. " Crap, I really did need a good massage. Then the bell rang and she disappeared again. OK, where's the MMS answering the door? After 5 minutes she comes back in smiling and apologizing. We're about 20 minutes in at this point. Then she hopped onto the table with me, stradling me and teasing from behind. Negotiations started, and I settled for basic service. Immediate flip, decent technique, and I was cleaned up and dressed within 10.

I look at my phone and see the time. I look right at her and say "That's the quickest hour I've ever had. " And of course she forgets to speak english right at that moment and just smiles. I left standard tip. On my way out I say to no one in particular "Well that sucked. ".

When I got outside I realized why I got hurried out. A nice big ass E or S class parked right next to the door. If it was one of you that got me hustled out, nice sled. Hope you had a better time than I did.[/QUOTE]

The ones that don't realize it and the numbers increase weekly never will because of the ridiculous amount of money thrown at them. The other side of the coin is they have to deal with a lot of dolts so I'm sure that puts them in a bad mood too.

[QUOTE=CouchCouscous;3130184]Near as I can tell, from the way AMPs and lmps keep popping up, there's no shortage of clients. These providers have a great business plan, they give service that's less sexy than doing it yourself with an AARP magazine, and new guys never stop trying them out. Funny thing is what they don't realize. If they gave great service, they'd be treated by the clients better. That feeling of being held in admiration and respect by one's clients turns a "gawd, get me outer here" kind of job into one a provider would want to stay till retirement. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3130742]In other words, decent looking girl, overall crappy time. This is typical Korean AMP stuff, unfortunately.[/QUOTE]I went here based on someone's positive review in the Mt. Prospect thread. Definitely a serious case of YMMV, and boy did it V!

[QUOTE=LazyRon;3120061]They are open I tried them once months ago and it sucks never visited since they remodel though there is another one across the street on pulaski.

(acupuncture) under new management only massage (in reality stupid rub nothing else).

Few blocks down the one on Milwaukee is excellent Quincy May and Candy all are greate.[/QUOTE]Efficiency.

Efficiency.

One of the main things I like about this Web Site / Forum / Blog is Efficiency. Usually one gets pointed in the wright direction instead of going through the trial and error.

I was interested in Beijing Massage because of referral from a Senior Member. It was a while back but this person also recommended Linda Spa which is just north or Irving Park and Western. I had a great time at Linda Spa. Senior Member also recommended Beijing Massage so I at least wanted to give place a try. Me enthusiasm was declining because of the difficulty of getting an appointment. Okay decided to listen to this Non Senior member and try H-Wellness. What a mistake. Totally In-Efficient. I wasted time and money. This massage parlor was totally Straight A. If I wanted Straight A then I could have went to a parlor near my home instead of wasting 30 miles of travel.

In the future if someone is going to give me information then I want Correct Monger information.

Yeah this is NOT the place if you want an actual massage or even an hour's worth. Even if there wasn't anyone on deck they hustle you out.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3130722]Based on recent reviews her I decided to give this place a shot. Got there, got buzzed in by mms, she asked me who I was, told her, she says "oh, you call me earlier. " Yes, yes I did.

I drew Amy, who was cute but skinny. Paid the. 8 door fee, got into the towel and sandals and headed to the TS. Popped my TS cherry here, got to say I liked it, got a good wash down with plenty of teasing. After that, the session "augured in" as test pilots say.

Back in the room I was dried off with some play, then got face down on the table. She covered me then left me on ice for about 3-4 long minutes. She came back in and started a rather lame massage, the "press on the muscles because they're not here for the massage. " Crap, I really did need a good massage. Then the bell rang and she disappeared again. OK, where's the MMS answering the door? After 5 minutes she comes back in smiling and apologizing. We're about 20 minutes in at this point. Then she hopped onto the table with me, stradling me and teasing from behind. Negotiations started, and I settled for basic service. Immediate flip, decent technique, and I was cleaned up and dressed within 10.

I look at my phone and see the time. I look right at her and say "That's the quickest hour I've ever had. " And of course she forgets to speak english right at that moment and just smiles. I left standard tip. On my way out I say to no one in particular "Well that sucked. ".

When I got outside I realized why I got hurried out. A nice big ass E or S class parked right next to the door. If it was one of you that got me hustled out, nice sled. Hope you had a better time than I did.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LongRanger99;3130966]Efficiency.

Efficiency.

One of the main things I like about this Web Site / Forum / Blog is Efficiency. Usually one gets pointed in the wright direction instead of going through the trial and error.

I was interested in Beijing Massage because of referral from a Senior Member. It was a while back but this person also recommended Linda Spa which is just north or Irving Park and Western. I had a great time at Linda Spa. Senior Member also recommended Beijing Massage so I at least wanted to give place a try. Me enthusiasm was declining because of the difficulty of getting an appointment. Okay decided to listen to this Non Senior member and try H-Wellness. What a mistake. Totally In-Efficient. I wasted time and money. This massage parlor was totally Straight A. If I wanted Straight A then I could have went to a parlor near my home instead of wasting 30 miles of travel.

In the future if someone is going to give me information then I want Correct Monger information.[/QUOTE]I live near beijing massage, I haven't gone there myself based on reviews, but I usually drive AWAY from the city to get anything more than a HJ or regular massage. I do understand wanting to try something new though hehe.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;3131043]Yeah this is NOT the place if you want an actual massage or even an hour's worth. Even if there wasn't anyone on deck they hustle you out.[/QUOTE]Last time I was there they had a 45 minute option. The girl was good, and I didn't get shorted the time, but I FELT like I was shorted because she would leave for minutes at a time.

Went there last evening. No doorbell so I walked right in. Greeted by MMS. Got the hour for $70 ($4 credit card fee) and was told that the massage would be only for 45 minutes, but ended being an hour. Taken to the room and waited. A younger girl came in who was in about her 30's. The door was open pretty much the entire time. She was having a conversation with MMS for about 10 minutes. I was face down and felt a little awkward, but didn't say anything. Then I hear the doorbell and another enthusiast walks in. My door is still open as he is ushered in. The massage was mediocre, but the finish was great. Ended asking to give her a dental examination with my friend for 80. She was really into it and let the puppies out. I probably won't repeat because of the setup and overall damage.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3130722]Based on recent reviews her I decided to give this place a shot. Got there, got buzzed in by mms, she asked me who I was, told her, she says "oh, you call me earlier. " Yes, yes I did.

I drew Amy, who was cute but skinny. Paid the. 8 door fee, got into the towel and sandals and headed to the TS. Popped my TS cherry here, got to say I liked it, got a good wash down with plenty of teasing. After that, the session "augured in" as test pilots say.

Back in the room I was dried off with some play, then got face down on the table. She covered me then left me on ice for about 3-4 long minutes. She came back in and started a rather lame massage, the "press on the muscles because they're not here for the massage. " Crap, I really did need a good massage. Then the bell rang and she disappeared again. OK, where's the MMS answering the door? After 5 minutes she comes back in smiling and apologizing. We're about 20 minutes in at this point. Then she hopped onto the table with me, stradling me and teasing from behind. Negotiations started, and I settled for basic service. Immediate flip, decent technique, and I was cleaned up and dressed within 10.

I look at my phone and see the time. I look right at her and say "That's the quickest hour I've ever had. " And of course she forgets to speak english right at that moment and just smiles. I left standard tip. On my way out I say to no one in particular "Well that sucked. ".

When I got outside I realized why I got hurried out. A nice big ass E or S class parked right next to the door. If it was one of you that got me hustled out, nice sled. Hope you had a better time than I did.[/QUOTE]Out of Willowbrook. The massages I've gotten there have been great.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;3131496]Out of Willowbrook. The massages I've gotten there have been great.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, but a little far south for me.

Kudos. Yeah. I use this forum to save time, $, and keep safe & happy. Tried a place far NW in Gilberts. Mandy. Mechanical & pricey with standard finish. Won't repeat.

She is still there? Got her once and it was terrible. Don't recommend.

[QUOTE=CouchCouscous;3131701]Kudos. Yeah. I use this forum to save time, $, and keep safe & happy. Tried a place far NW in Gilberts. Mandy. Mechanical & pricey with standard finish. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

After reading some good reviews last week I Went to Relax.

Paid $. 6 the how fee.

Had older, chubby mp.

TS was a joke! 1.

Massage was weak, just mostly rubbing, weak, no deep tissue. 3.

Almost no teaching.

On flip she pulled up her bra and ended very mechanicaly and fast, but permitted some touching.

I tipped $. 8, but she was disappointed and demanded more, I said that don't have it.

I don't feel that. 8 isn't enough tip for all of the above.

Am I wrong?

No plans to return.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3132843]After reading some good reviews last week I Went to Relax.

Paid $. 6 the how fee.

was a joke! 1.

Massage was weak, just mostly rubbing, weak, no deep tissue. 3.

Almost no teaching.

On flip she pulled up her bra and ended very mechanicaly and fast, but permitted some touching.

I tipped $. 8, but she was disappointed and demanded more, I said that don't have it.

I don't feel that. 8 isn't enough tip for all of the above.

Am I wrong?

No plans to return.[/QUOTE]For bad massage, no tease, and little roaming? $. 8 is too much. Maybe an extra. 1 for TS, but. 5 should have been plenty. These women have some nerve. So full of themselves.