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Went to Asia Spa to try out. As I walked into the place, I asked for the restroom. I thought it was interesting I walked pass her kitchen where she was cooking. In the toilet was also the rice cooker. Ohh boy did I feel weird. But since I was already there, I went for a shower first.

Then I was asked to wait a few minutes. When she got back, the massage was deep. I am about 5'7 and 180 pounds. She walked all over my back. Few times I almost gave up. At the end she offered the good part. I just wanted a HJ. I asked if she would strip and she did. Lied down beside me and I was able to touch her everywhere and FIV.

Damage :.6 +.6

[QUOTE=Sdrom; 1125280]Sorry to hear about your bad experience. As a long time Pink Orchid customer, yeah, I noticed a drop in quality from her massages and her extras. It's gotten to the point where I am tempted to try other places.

And since it's been ages since I came back. And don't have the time to spend looking through the plethora of posts. Can anyone tell this returning old timer where Kison is? (the fact that the quoted post is in the 2010's. Shows you how much I have to go through.)

As bad as the massages got, I will still patronize Pink Orchid. She's given me alot of freebies (when I was short on cash) for me to outright drop that place. I've had some of her temps and some were dissapointing (tho never as bad as the 'linebacker' you described.)

YMMV. Stay safe why'all[/QUOTE]Kison is located next to Times Beretania above Graces Inn.

Have fun and monger safely Oh

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Went to Asia Spa to try out. As I walked into the place, I asked for the restroom. I thought it was interesting I walked pass her kitchen where she was cooking. In the toilet was also the rice cooker. Ohh boy did I feel weird. But since I was already there, I went for a shower first.

Then I was asked to wait a few minutes. When she got back, the massage was deep. I am about 5'7 and 180 pounds. She walked all over my back. Few times I almost gave up. At the end she offered the good part. I just wanted a HJ. I asked if she would strip and she did. Lied down beside me and I was able to touch her everywhere and FIV.

Damage :.6 +.6[/QUOTE]What did she look like? Age? Height? Weight? Inquiring mongers like to know.

[QUOTE=Hawaiian007; 1125490]Aloha Mongers.

TOFTT yesterday and went to the new place Kubelle on CL. Cute girl, location by WalMart in apt. Near there. Clean but wasn't there for the atmosphere. She was cute exactly as shown in the pix but was immediately told that this was a straight location, lots of diploma's on the walls and that nothing was going to happen. Massage started fully covered and would not even get near the boys, maybe 1/4 way up the thigh with sheet covering. Poor massage, nice girl, would not ever return. Just my 1 cent worth.

Damage M-$.6 + T-$.01[/QUOTE]They say legit to build their clientele then as they get to know you and see your loyalty, maybe they will turn on the dark side and not be such a angel! They scared of LE, but they want to build a reputation and then hopefully when they tired of being straight atmosphere, they will turn on the wild side. Sad is that we spend buku dollars on them and some of them never do change. Just another average masseuse trying to make a living. Just my added 2 cents. Mongering on.

Went to Sakura University. I assume it was Jennifer that let me in. She gave me a towel and walked me to the shower. Once I was cleaned up and back in the room, another chick who was several sizes larger named Donna comes walking in. I considered bailing, but figured "what the heck". Massage was horrible-more light touching than an actual massage. FS was ok though considering I haven't had a big chick in years. Will not repeat with her, but definately want to arrange a session with Mama.

Where is Judy massage? Is that the one on kalaukaua Ave?

Such drama. Just a small bit of advice for the NooB's out there. IMHO, you really shouldn't criticize members who have contributed / contribute to this wonderful forum until you have done your fair share. Just common courtesy when stepping into someone else's house. I always like to see new members if they contribute, however in the past two years there have been far too many fly-by-night posters who flame senior members, ask questions first without TOFTT and one or two crazies who are either openly abusive towards women or just ramble senselessly. I, along with several other former regular posters have laid low because these idiots just take the info we post about the gems and ruin it for the rest of the good mongers.

*gets off the damn soapbox*

I for one, have never had a AMP girl corner me like brother Blade but that's why it's a YMMV. I can see how Sindi / Cindy or however you spell it from PT can come off as mechanical but they can't all be GFE's and for me, that's cool. If I am expecting the GFE like Kelly, I'd be pretty disappointed and $.2 to me isn't bad if you're not happy. I'm surprised that she counted the money in front of you. I can't recall if she did that to me but I don't recall more than a handfull of girls counting the money in front of me and that was all a few years back when the AMP's were being robbed by those idiots. Guess what, f-ers, some of us are armed and know how to use it! Personally, I only have a problem with mongers who Overpay but whoever wants to read that discussion can go into the archives.

Anyway, I did stop by Imperial (or whatever the former Milky Way is) and had some thin older K-girl. Forgot her name and wouldn't repeat because she did this strange lie-down thing during DS which turned me off. There was a taller white girl who had too much baby fat and a chunky polynesian girl so this 40-something looking korean was the only choice. She did provide a more GFE as is more often the case with the older ones. I'd rate her as :

F6 B7 S7 (mostly because of the lame DS) , A9. Usual damage. 5-3" 100lbs nice natural B's.

[QUOTE=Lip Licker; 1125847]Such drama. Just a small bit of advice for the NooB's out there. IMHO, you really shouldn't criticize members who have contributed / contribute to this wonderful forum until you have done your fair share. Just common courtesy when stepping into someone else's house. I always like to see new members if they contribute, however in the past two years there have been far too many fly-by-night posters who flame senior members, ask questions first without TOFTT and one or two crazies who are either openly abusive towards women or just ramble senselessly. I, along with several other former regular posters have laid low because these idiots just take the info we post about the gems and ruin it for the rest of the good mongers.

*gets off the damn soapbox*

I for one, have never had a AMP girl corner me like brother Blade but that's why it's a YMMV. I can see how Sindi / Cindy or however you spell it from PT can come off as mechanical but they can't all be GFE's and for me, that's cool. If I am expecting the GFE like Kelly, I'd be pretty disappointed and $.2 to me isn't bad if you're not happy. I'm surprised that she counted the money in front of you. I can't recall if she did that to me but I don't recall more than a handfull of girls counting the money in front of me and that was all a few years back when the AMP's were being robbed by those idiots. Guess what, f-ers, some of us are armed and know how to use it! Personally, I only have a problem with mongers who Overpay but whoever wants to read that discussion can go into the archives.

Anyway, I did stop by Imperial (or whatever the former Milky Way is) and had some thin older K-girl. Forgot her name and wouldn't repeat because she did this strange lie-down thing during DS which turned me off. There was a taller white girl who had too much baby fat and a chunky polynesian girl so this 40-something looking korean was the only choice. She did provide a more GFE as is more often the case with the older ones. I'd rate her as :

F6 B7 S7 (mostly because of the lame DS) , A9. Usual damage. 5-3" 100lbs nice natural B's. [/QUOTE]Point taken. Shouldn't be preaching when I am new.

And, as someone new, I have all kinds of questions needing answers.

For example, what robbery of AMPs a few years back? Was it a trend and organized? Glad it ended. Bigger question: why has it ended? What is stopping small-time hoods from shaking all these places down all the time? Should I be worried that I am NOT armed, and maybe naked and taking a table shower and my money separated from me already in another room?

Please PM me if you like. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Otis C1; 1125540]Kison is located next to Times Beretania above Graces Inn.

Have fun and monger safely Oh[/QUOTE]There? Used to pass by there all the time, always thought that was a Legit operation!

Hmm. Guess it's time to cultivate another working relationship with an AMP.

[QUOTE=Allbust;1125813]Where is Judy massage? Is that the one on kalaukaua Ave?[/QUOTE]Yes, there's a bus stop right in front of it, and a convenience store next to it that have a sign "Dave's Ice Cream". The parking in the back is really bad.

[QUOTE=Allbust;1125813]Where is Judy massage? Is that the one on kalaukaua Ave?[/QUOTE]Judy Massage is located at 1602 Kalakaua Avenue at the corner of Kalakaua Avenue and Philip Street. Telephone #942-1050. Small parking lot in the back and there is an entrance from the parking lot. Google Map the address to help you locate it.

[QUOTE=Lip Licker; 1125847]Such drama. Just a small bit of advice for the NooB's out there. IMHO, you really shouldn't criticize members who have contributed / contribute to this wonderful forum until you have done your fair share. Just common courtesy when stepping into someone else's house. I always like to see new members if they contribute, however in the past two years there have been far too many fly-by-night posters who flame senior members, ask questions first without TOFTT and one or two crazies who are either openly abusive towards women or just ramble senselessly. I, along with several other former regular posters have laid low because these idiots just take the info we post about the gems and ruin it for the rest of the good mongers.

*gets off the damn soapbox*

I for one, have never had a AMP girl corner me like brother Blade but that's why it's a YMMV. I can see how Sindi / Cindy or however you spell it from PT can come off as mechanical but they can't all be GFE's and for me, that's cool. If I am expecting the GFE like Kelly, I'd be pretty disappointed and $.2 to me isn't bad if you're not happy. I'm surprised that she counted the money in front of you. I can't recall if she did that to me but I don't recall more than a handfull of girls counting the money in front of me and that was all a few years back when the AMP's were being robbed by those idiots. Guess what, f-ers, some of us are armed and know how to use it! Personally, I only have a problem with mongers who Overpay but whoever wants to read that discussion can go into the archives.

Anyway, I did stop by Imperial (or whatever the former Milky Way is) and had some thin older K-girl. Forgot her name and wouldn't repeat because she did this strange lie-down thing during DS which turned me off. There was a taller white girl who had too much baby fat and a chunky polynesian girl so this 40-something looking korean was the only choice. She did provide a more GFE as is more often the case with the older ones. I'd rate her as :

F6 B7 S7 (mostly because of the lame DS) , A9. Usual damage. 5-3" 100lbs nice natural B's. [/QUOTE]*Polishes off soapbox.

Remember tho. It's not just the noobs that has an attitude problem. Some of the older posters should also take heed.

Not everyone has the time to read through 15 thousand posts to look for one address. One of the things I noticed when I came on after my first hiatus was the frequency of "Read the Forums" for questions like "Where is [AMP]?"

I remember a lengthy discussion about how to 'treat the providers' a while back and everyone's opinion was flying fast and furious. New or not everyone has something worth while to say. It's more important that we take the time to present our opinions and experiences in a tactful manner. Remember, YMMV. I remember getting not so great service from people whom others swear by. I take those with a grain of salt because 1) those heaping the praise are long time customers of said provider and 2) providers are also humans. Prone to having their 'off' days as well.

*gets down from Soapbox*

Thanks for letting me say my two cents, stay safe and peace why'all.

[QUOTE=Blade82;1125275]No hard feelings lets just move on. We all just have to take some posts with a grain of salt. I'm sure majority of us have read a good review on a provider, then when we went to check it our ourselves we started thinking "What the hell was that guy talking about?" Everyone has their own expectations. I'm sure most of the people who only started going AMPs will feel pretty much every visit was a good experience. I was like that going to PT and Rainbow 7, but then when I started going to Milky Way (now Sunshine) everything changed. Thats where I realized what A+ service was. When I look back on some of the providers of the past I can't help but think,"I can't believe I tipped her that much." Today I tip what I feel is right, nothing more nothing less. I can only wish that everyone would do the same, especially today where I feel the AMP industry has really gone down. Don't get me wrong there are still good providers. It just seems like for every good provider there are 3 more bad ones. Just keep in mind just cause the girl fucks you doesn't mean you are obligated to pay her the full amount. Think of it this way, during that hour or whatever the girl is working for you. Well I'll end it now and stay safe.[/QUOTE]I hear yah. My first AMP experience was good cause it was something new and I was soo nervous. The biggest turnoff for me is when a chick doesn't at least light kiss. Everytime that happens, jr. Shrinks and its pretty much over. One time an AMP girl did that and didn't let me suck her boobs, double turnoff. Sara at Pink. Just cause a lady hot and naked in front of me don't mean I turned on. I'm suppose to have the rubber on and then back and forth in the vagina and be satisfied? No ball licking, no kissing around the penis- my review is coming up from a girl at 7- you know what, f it, I'm going to write it now.

Coco at 7.

Pretty, nice C boobs, plenty make up, has a slight tummy, nice fake tan. No kissing, big turn off. Can suck boobs. Blow job avg to below avg- I've recieved so much better. I actually couldn't feel nothing really. I'm so spoiled by other girls massaging my balls with their mouth, playing with my penis bareback, none of this just straight to the condom blow job. Did missionary and it did feel decent but again, not even light kissing made it feel so businesslike. That was it, because I couldn't keep it up anymore, I can still go like the energizer bunny when turned on so it wasn't me. Handjob took awhile cause jr dead already. Maybe its just me because I spoiled and get it soo much better. Sorry brothers I didn't see Sarah at GQ which I stated I was going to do, got sidetracked. This one I consider TOFTT!

L8 / S5 / A5.

Perhaps harsh ratings, but that was almost my entire days pay for this!

[QUOTE=NorthShore808; 1125531]

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Went to Asia Spa to try out. As I walked into the place, I asked for the restroom. I thought it was interesting I walked pass her kitchen where she was cooking. In the toilet was also the rice cooker. Ohh boy did I feel weird. But since I was already there, I went for a shower first.

Then I was asked to wait a few minutes. When she got back, the massage was deep. I am about 5'7 and 180 pounds. She walked all over my back. Few times I almost gave up. At the end she offered the good part. I just wanted a HJ. I asked if she would strip and she did. Lied down beside me and I was able to touch her everywhere and FIV.

Damage :.6 +.6[/QUOTE]Back in the days of Imperial / New Asia / Milky Way and some other places, I saw rice cookers on the floors near the bathrooms when they all have kitchens. To have hot towels ready for wipe offs, they keep them handy in the rice cookers. Kinda like all the balut eggs in markets.

[QUOTE=Lip Licker; 1125847]Such drama. Just a small bit of advice for the NooB's out there. IMHO, you really shouldn't criticize members who have contributed / contribute to this wonderful forum until you have done your fair share. Just common courtesy when stepping into someone else's house. I always like to see new members if they contribute, however in the past two years there have been far too many fly-by-night posters who flame senior members, ask questions first without TOFTT and one or two crazies who are either openly abusive towards women or just ramble senselessly. I, along with several other former regular posters have laid low because these idiots just take the info we post about the gems and ruin it for the rest of the good mongers.

*gets off the damn soapbox*

I for one, have never had a AMP girl corner me like brother Blade but that's why it's a YMMV. I can see how Sindi / Cindy or however you spell it from PT can come off as mechanical but they can't all be GFE's and for me, that's cool. If I am expecting the GFE like Kelly, I'd be pretty disappointed and $.2 to me isn't bad if you're not happy. I'm surprised that she counted the money in front of you. I can't recall if she did that to me but I don't recall more than a handfull of girls counting the money in front of me and that was all a few years back when the AMP's were being robbed by those idiots. Guess what, f-ers, some of us are armed and know how to use it! Personally, I only have a problem with mongers who Overpay but whoever wants to read that discussion can go into the archives.

Anyway, I did stop by Imperial (or whatever the former Milky Way is) and had some thin older K-girl. Forgot her name and wouldn't repeat because she did this strange lie-down thing during DS which turned me off. There was a taller white girl who had too much baby fat and a chunky polynesian girl so this 40-something looking korean was the only choice. She did provide a more GFE as is more often the case with the older ones. I'd rate her as :

F6 B7 S7 (mostly because of the lame DS) , A9. Usual damage. 5-3" 100lbs nice natural B's. [/QUOTE]You totally hit the spot, Kelly used to be one of my ATF. I know they all aren't like her but I feel being the paying customer I should expect only the best. But every girl can make their own unique GFE.