Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ProfessorJax;7432003]I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?[/QUOTE]What is FUMA and TUMA?

[QUOTE=FU123;7433769]What is FUMA and TUMA?[/QUOTE]Try finding what you want in the Abbreviations drop down tab. Hint: One is a finger and one is a tongue.

[QUOTE=FU123;7433769]What is FUMA and TUMA?[/QUOTE]FUMA = Finger Up My Ass.

TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;7433910]FUMA = Finger Up My Ass.

TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.[/QUOTE]Yeah, we are fucking animals.

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;7433910]FUMA = Finger Up My Ass.

TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.[/QUOTE]Got to admit, the first time I saw FUMA I thought it stood for "foot up my ass".

[QUOTE=ProfessorJax;7432003]I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?[/QUOTE]Try spa27. Request Sasa. She's a little older but she's still fun IMO. She has no problem with FUMA while giving BBBJ.

[QUOTE=ProfessorJax;7432003]I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?[/QUOTE]If that's your thing definitely Orlando. There's some spots they'll do TUMA without even asking. Quite a shock if you're not expecting it, but if they get aggressive cleaning your crack in the table shower you know it's on.

[QUOTE=JhandySpecial;7432290]You guys have to realize that when Chinese people speak to each other it always sounds like they are arguing. However they are having normal conversation. In English when we talk fast and raise our voices it usual means an argument or disagreement. This is not the case with the Chinese language. I am around it alot and it always sounds like these people are shouting at each other, don't be fooled.

If you want to test this out, go order food in person at a Chinese restaurant and see how they communicate your order to the people in the back.

😂.[/QUOTE]They were clearly arguing, she told me that Molly yelled at her and that I was supposed to be hers and that she had gotten in trouble, but said she didn't know because she had just arrived in jacksonville 5 min before I arrived and my appointment was made an hour earlier. Molly came to me and said sorry after the appointment and hoped I'd return but I've been gone all week on vacation so not sure if she's still available.

I saw her last night, I know she is still here as I told her I would see her again later this week. The GFE is 5 star.

[QUOTE=DtfSparky;7438504]They were clearly arguing, she told me that Molly yelled at her and that I was supposed to be hers and that she had gotten in trouble, but said she didn't know because she had just arrived in jacksonville 5 min before I arrived and my appointment was made an hour earlier. Molly came to me and said sorry after the appointment and hoped I'd return but I've been gone all week on vacation so not sure if she's still available.[/QUOTE]