Streetwalker Reports

Hope the group will cut me some slack on a report without much detail but I am a Snowbird just returning to the area and am not yet familiar with all the local talent. This afternoon I decided to take a ride around all the regular areas and get familiar with things again. On Haines while waiting at the light (54th) a "Really" skinny Blond (with short pony tail) Dark short and light blouse was trying to walk past the Farmers Market there. Must have been a strong wind blowing her off course – LOL NO interest here!

Then coming and on 34th saw a wild hair blond, short with nice healthy looking body my Thorntons. I made a loop back and she crossed almost in front of me. She was concentrating on her phone and so I couldn't see much face but she had on a Tan on-piece dress and the Ass Crack that showed was a Thing of Beauty. I did see a St Pete LEO that might. Have been tracking her? Looked promising though! Hope I can add more as time goes on.

[QUOTE=DCPower;5664619]Hope the group will cut me some slack on a report without much detail but I am a Snowbird just returning to the area and am not yet familiar with all the local talent. This afternoon I decided to take a ride around all the regular areas and get familiar with things again. On Haines while waiting at the light (54th) a "Really" skinny Blond (with short pony tail) Dark short and light blouse was trying to walk past the Farmers Market there. Must have been a strong wind blowing her off course LOL NO interest here!

Then coming and on 34th saw a wild hair blond, short with nice healthy looking body my Thorntons. I made a loop back and she crossed almost in front of me. She was concentrating on her phone and so I couldn't see much face but she had on a Tan on-piece dress and the Ass Crack that showed was a Thing of Beauty. I did see a St Pete LEO that might. Have been tracking her? Looked promising though! Hope I can add more as time goes on.[/QUOTE]A report, regardless of how inconsequential you may deem it, is welcome here. Keep up the good work. If that blonde is thick and short and looks 40 ish in the face, she may be one I encountered some time ago. If so, she lives in her car and has GPS. She wanted $60 for a BBBJ. Needless to say, I declined.

Stay safe out there and happy hunting, NC HUNTER.

Fellas don't let your guard down. Met a thick big tit short Spanish chick near Crystals trailer between 49/50. Got me for a smooth paper ak47. Redeem before Hence on paper.

[QUOTE=JSecret813;5666533]Fellas don't let your guard down. Met a thick big tit short Spanish chick near Crystals trailer between 49/50. Got me for a smooth paper ak47. Redeem before Hence on paper.[/QUOTE]Huh? Anyone else get this?

Is it true we have lost Mariah? Pretty thin black girl. I had several good dreams with her. Rumor has it she has OD. Very sad if its true. Can anyone confirm.

[QUOTE=JSecret813;5666533]Fellas don't let your guard down. Met a thick big tit short Spanish chick near Crystals trailer between 49/50. Got me for a smooth paper ak47. Redeem before Hence on paper.[/QUOTE]In English, please? (sounds like Juanita)

Stay safe out there and happy hunting, NC HUNTER.

[QUOTE=NCHunter;5666849]In English, please? (sounds like Juanita)

Stay safe out there and happy hunting, NC HUNTER.[/QUOTE]Lets see if we can break this down into some proper Engrish.

"Got me for a smooth paper ak47. Redeem before Hence on paper. ".

It looks like we have two sentences describing an event that happened to our protagonist. First sentence: "Got me for a smooth paper ak47. ".

The possible break down:

Got; To gain but in reverse meaning taken from, or in this case due to context stolen.

Me for; Designates the original owner of the item in question.

A; Identifying the numerical value of the item being singular.

Smooth; Descriptive, possibly being that the item is well made or of slightly greater value.

Paper; Out of this context could mean a monetary note or a document of value, with the inclusion of the word "Redeem" it could identify a voucher. With added context it is more likely to be further descriptive of the package or current state of the item.

Ak47; Though often used as slang for several lines of firearms with Russian origin, this name is also used to identify a variety of plant that also hails from the same location as the firearm is currently popular.

Second sentence: "Redeem before hence on paper".

The possible break down:

Redeem; Turned in, or previously utilized. Lack of tense (Redeem vs Redeemed) indicating that the task has started, but not been fully completed.

Before; Designates timing of previous utilization to designate chronological order of events.

Hence; Further ordering of chain of events and explaining state of previously described item.

On paper; In context calls back to previously described item to highlight both the state of the item in question and chronological order of items state.

Google Translate:

"Greetings good gentlemen of this forum for which I am a member. I would like to illicit a strong warning to my fellow members pertaining to my personal experience. Very recently I had an encounter with a female of large girth, ample bosom and of Hispanic heritage.

She was previously located upon the publicly accessible roadway near a well known community named "Crystals", mostly consisting of homes of small stature. To further identify the location I include two landmark roads numerically identified as 49th and 50th avenue north respectively.

I do provide my statement as fair warning and public service that the described woman of ill repute has indeed purloined from my person or conveyance one half smoked joint of cheap weed. ".

Some times it works some times it does not, YMMV with google services.

[QUOTE=JamesBrownz;5666951]Lets see if we can break this down into some proper Engrish.

"Got me for a smooth paper ak47. Redeem before Hence on paper. ".

It looks like we have two sentences describing an event that happened to our protagonist. First sentence: "Got me for a smooth paper ak47. ".

The possible break down:............[/QUOTE]I'm more confused now than ever!! LOL.

Stay safe out there and happy hunting.

NC HUNTER.

I believe the brother is saying that he bartered drugs for sex with a hooker, who subsequently ripped him off. Either devils lettuce as JB suggested, or H candy which comes from Southeast Asia where the AK47 is a popular weapon of choice. Although, the Chinese carry Norinco's. Regardless always pay your hooker after services rendered or in this case redeemed. FML. Someone skipped English class to smoke devils lettuce! Lmao!

[QUOTE=NCHunter;5667235]I'm more confused now than ever!! LOL.

Stay safe out there and happy hunting..[/QUOTE]

I believe the brother is saying that he bartered drugs for sex with a hooker, who subsequently ripped him off. Either devils lettuce as JB suggested, or H candy which comes from Southeast Asia where the AK47 is a popular weapon of choice. Although, the Chinese carry Norinco's. Regardless always pay your hooker after services rendered or in this case redeemed. FML. Someone skipped English class to smoke devils lettuce! Lmao!

[QUOTE=NCHunter;5667235]I'm more confused now than ever!! LOL.

Stay safe out there and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JamesBrownz;5666951]".

The possible break down:

Redeem; Turned in, or previously utilized. Lack of tense (Redeem vs Redeemed) indicating that the task has started, but not been fully completed.

Before; Designates timing of previous utilization to designate chronological order of events.

Hence; Further

Some times it works some times it does not, YMMV with google services.[/QUOTE]Spot On, spoken like a true Scholar. Read like Shakespeare for this Public Monger Forum LOL.

Lesson learned, it's best to lock down your Goods & Wares as you commence to Fornicating as these scrupulous Lassies will surely Commendeer them for themselves.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;5661015]To 50th Ave and sometimes needs extra party funds.[/QUOTE]THAT may be her. Good work.

Looking for Tabitha, aka Tabby anyone got digits or location please share? I've helped afew of you and asking for a return? Thanks pm.

[QUOTE=TailHunter0428;5669218]Looking for Tabitha, aka Tabby anyone got digits or location please share? I've helped afew of you and asking for a return? Thanks pm.[/QUOTE]But she's sometimes on facebook. Or look at night around 58th Ave, Haines Road, WaWa on 62nd Ave areas.

Can be found growing in many backyards across New England. Sativa hybrids aren't necessarily a good choice for the region but since it contains an Afghani Indica it is a nice producer for agricultural zone 4.