TOFT. Be thankful it was me
I didn't see any reviews here and curiosity got the best of me. This is the pictureless ad in BP BodyRubs so I thought maybe it was someone being overly paranoid and decided to give it a go. The "provider" is a late 30's tall Indian woman with a larger build, more Amazonian than overweight, in her private residence. The massage room was very well done and I gave her my $60/30 minutes and got undressed and face down. She came in and squirted warm body oil on my back and proceeded to rub it into my back and legs in an extremely unskilled manner. That's a good sign. You know they can't make a living giving crappy massages if they don't offer any extras. On the flip though she brought out a hand towel and draped the boys. I let her know I wasn't bashful and didn't need it and she said Florida law required it. Uh oh. About five minutes later I reached under the drape and was immediately reprimanded and told to remove my hand, "This is strictly professional! Professional Bodyrub? Is there such a thing? And if there is, wouldn't it include a HE? She finished and I obviously wasn't satisfied but I politely asked her why she placed an ad in BodyRubs. She said she made it clear she doesn't offer prostitution in the ad (which is true) but I said I didn't ask her for sex to which she responded Florida Massage laws say I did. Again, I never said a word other than I didn't need a drape. I then asked her if she was an LMT to which she clearly lied that she was. There is no way this woman has had ten minutes of training in massage. I don't mind TOFT and ending up with disappointed boys if the massage is worth it but this was neither. Stay a million miles away.
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