Massage Parlor Reports

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Walked into Annandale Wellness but they had only 2 providers working and were taking appointments. So ventured to Spa Sung. "Upscale interior" Overpaid, but since the atmosphere was nice (simulated fire place) and it was my first time I didn't haggle with Sue. I think the last time I experienced such a nice atmosphere was back in the DC golden age when everyplace had line-ups of hot 20's.

Anyway, Spa Sung is more of a "treat" for example when the lock-downs ended then normal rotation.

Funny thing is when the lock-downs ended I had a horrible visit at Sakura. Greeted by a young hotness with a wonderful pair, expectations were high. Unfortunately negotiations deadlocked on GPS. Since I'm not going to take advantage of you, and you're not going to take advantage of me, I'll just get my massage. We did nothing and you get nothing. I use to fork over $20 to avoid a scene but then realized in the grand scheme of things that $20 is better spent toward providers where we both left happy such as what happened later in the year at Spa Sung.

I tried to go to another place but they won't open until September so I decided to toftt here. I should have kept looking. Lisa let me in and we got started, a decent TS with teasing so I had hopes for more on the menu. Back to the room and she proceeds to give me one of the worst massages I've ever had, just pushing, prodding and squeezing. After about 15 minutes I decided to end the torture and see what was available. The negotiations started and we settled on 1. 2 for the whole menu. I paid the ante and we commenced to play.

Lisa is an attractive slightly thick lady with no sloppy fat, nice and firm. After some CG she refused K9 so into mish we went until I finished. She kept her hand down there the entire time and pushed back with her legs to prevent being indefinitely.

I walked out with total buyers remorse and I won't be going back.

I stopped by Comfort Massage right on the Manassas-Manassas Park city line off of Rt 28. Lucy was my provider who I had seen pre-lockdown. Really cute Chinese with some blonde highlights in her hair. It's 40 for half hour and 60 for an hour. She gives a good massage and on the flip She took direction well, edging me and teasing me to a good finish. I like this spot out of all the Chinese places in Manassas. No other options available, just standard noVa. She did take my temp and asked me to wash my hands. I did have to wear a mask as well.

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I saw Ronda a few weeks ago. She has a nice incall location in Annandale. Not the woman in the pictures but she short, cute and curvy but not over weight. Excellent Thai massage and CFS for $$. Definetly worth the money. See her while she's still here.

Doing it wrong:

Sup Losers, Tanner here. I stopped by my go to for massage in asiandale. Saw my regular fling a dozen times and she's always took care of your boi. Haha, you know what I'm talking about. Of course you don't LOL you ain't me. Anyway got my hour rub and then she snatched the oil and gave little tanner a nice shower. Worked the ol' bone until I blasted off. It was awesome! Can't wait to return. Anyway, that's my contribution, the classic one and done if ya need me I'll be over in the escort board asking seniors to divulge all of their secrets so I don't have to do any legwork. Smell ya later nerds!

Doing it right:

I had a dream I visited Won Massage (Name of AMP) in Annandale (location) It's located in a tiny corner complex next to a bubble tea shop and an Ethiopian restaurant (points of reference). Jenny (name of provider) is the girl who works there currently. She's late 30's, Chinese, long dark hair, bubbly face, but a nice body with great curvature (description of provider). The striking thing about Jenny is that her English is near perfect, the only provider you can have a full blown conversation with while she's massaging you and if you do choose, while she's jerking you off. She's exactly what I'd imagine an AMP provider would be if they spoke fluent English, and by that I mean she's batshit insane LOL. She's a really quirky personality. Up there if not weirder than Joyce for those of you who know her and her odd nature. Now she's not going to listerine your junk, and her menu is much much more limited (Just a standard Nova). But she's got great technique and might let you get a peak at her awesome natural teddDs. The massage portion is just a light touch, so honestly my recommendation would be to save yourself a Jackson and just go for a half hour. The main event is the flip. She'll oil up the ol' bone and let me do some light roaming while she jackhammers junior. She lets me roam and I always make my way up her shirt and lift up her bra to treat myself to those juicy titties. I get some light nipple play but she usually beers away because she is super sensitive. But she's got this other weird quirk where she giggles every time she makes you nut. Like she's weirdly into it. (Description is fun) I've seen her many times and while I'd love to do more, I don't think her menu opens up. Never the less it's a nice cheap HE for a. 6 tip (reference of payment).

I'd recommend at least seeing her once for the scrapbook.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4861099]Doing it wrong:

Sup Losers, Tanner here. I stopped by my go to for massage in asiandale. Saw my regular fling a dozen times and she's always took care of your boi. Haha, you know what I'm talking about. Of course you don't LOL you ain't me. Anyway got my hour rub and then she snatched the oil and gave little tanner a nice shower. Worked the ol' bone until I blasted off. It was awesome! Can't wait to return. Anyway, that's my contribution, the classic one and done if ya need me I'll be over in the escort board asking seniors to divulge all of their secrets so I don't have to do any legwork. Smell ya later nerds!

Doing it right:

I had a dream I visited Won Massage (Name of AMP) in Annandale (location) It's located in a tiny corner complex next to a bubble tea shop and an Ethiopian restaurant (points of reference). Jenny (name of provider) is the girl who works there currently. She's late 30's, Chinese, long dark hair, bubbly face, but a nice body with great curvature (description of provider). The striking thing about Jenny is that her English is near perfect, the only provider you can have a full blown conversation with while she's massaging you and if you do choose, while she's jerking you off. She's exactly what I'd imagine an AMP provider would be if they spoke fluent English, and by that I mean she's batshit insane LOL. She's a really quirky personality. Up there if not weirder than Joyce for those of you who know her and her odd nature. Now she's not going to listerine your junk, and her menu is much much more limited (Just a standard Nova). But she's got great technique and might let you get a peak at her awesome natural teddDs. The massage portion is just a light touch, so honestly my recommendation would be to save yourself a Jackson and just go for a half hour. The main event is the flip. She'll oil up the ol' bone and let me do some light roaming while she jackhammers junior. She lets me roam and I always make my way up her shirt and lift up her bra to treat myself to those juicy titties. I get some light nipple play but she usually beers away because she is super sensitive.[/QUOTE]I had visited this place last summer. I got an older lady. Really good massage but nothing else. Maybe she was spooked. Was Jenny wearing a tease outfit like tight shorts? Or the typical Chinese yoga pants attire? LOL.

RM. I can't reply to your message -- your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=RustyMuffler;4859693]Tara and KK are both Thai MILFs who speak great English. [/QUOTE]

Reddit is a wild place. Without any effort, you can blink and find yourself down a different rabbit hole of a subreddit each and every time you visit the site. One day I was Alice Digitola, and found myself in a Wonderland of brahs who are taking a supplement stack to increase the volume of their pops. I am intrigued. My pops are already great based on my own feeling and the broscience I've read about this topic, but I'm not going to pass on an opportunity to have better orgasms. I look into the components of the stack and see that they aren't gimmick pills, but are harmless supplements. So while reupping on my gym supplements, I also buy bottles of L-Arginine, Zinc, Lecithin, Lysine, and Pygeum, or as they're known when combined, The Cum Holy Grail. And I know just who I'm going to test it on.

Mindy has advertised on BP and promises a nice release at the end. The brahs here have also reviewed her and described her as a provider with a soft milfy body with big teddies. I've been meaning to try her for a while so she's a perfect candidate for the experiment. I set up my appointment with complete ease and then meet her at her location. She comes down to let me into the apartment building and she wasn't what I was expecting aesthetically. I was greeted by a slim to average build woman who was wearing a mask, baggy button up shirt and shorts. Her legs were slim as were her arms and there were no clear T&A that I could see. Whatever, let's have a good time. We greet each other warmly and proceed upstairs.

I am led up to her nice, clean private studio, strip and hop on the table. She gives me a pretty good massage but it is nowhere near the deep tissue I love. If Kiko, Vandara, and Jane the Gymnophobe are floating at 9-10 in massage strength and quality, Mindy is about a 6-7. She won't have you moaning like a sea lion, but she's pretty good and will relax you. Her tickle teases were very good and the reach around was also good. I am flipped.

I have been on The Holy Grail now for a little less than three weeks. I was glad to be flipped as my developing boner was getting uncomfortable face down. The L-Arginine increases blood flow and I'm also taking a supplement called Yohimbe with my AM cardio stack that also increases blood flow. This means two things. My boners are now noticeably crazier and if I get a paper cut anytime soon I'll probably bleed out. Mindy notices and asks what I want. I go with teds and tugs which isn't surprising to any at this point. What was surprising however is what I saw when Mindy took off her shirt and bra.

Mindy was hiding some amazingly beautiful teddies. I now see the soft milfiness. I say "whoa!" in my head. Mindy laughs and falls onto me. She asks "do you like me?" I tell her I do and she tells me that she can tell, because I said "whoa! I was so tedzmerized I didn't realize I said it out loud and told her so. I now burst into laughter. She pulls down her mask and pecks me on the cheek. I roam away and realize that her teds are unfortunately fake, but they are still wonderful. Last year many of us went and had fun with Ava and her wonderful man mades. Mindys are better. So much better in fact, I considered immortalizing her in the Frankie D Teddies Hall of Fame as the only member with fakes but decided not to for natty continuity.

After many minutes of a nice and slow Hugh Jackman I have not popped. I am enjoying the teds so much I'm not paying a shred of attention to finishing. Mindy asks if I want her to do anything else. I ask her to ted bang me and she does. I am harder than the flagpole outside of Minneapolis City Hall in the dead of winter. I feel the pop coming, tell Mindy, she stops the ted bang and tugs me while angling the teddies to receive the pop. I Scary Movie the absolute hell out of this woman, totally making a mess all over both of those big teds. Mindy laughs and exclaims "OMG! That was so much! Then makes her way to the bathroom to clean up. I paid her the Thai Indy fee and tipped 3 Lin Manuel's.

So both my session with Mindy and my experience with the Holy Grail were a success. I bought a 90 day supply. I look forward to seeing if the intensity increases more over the next 70 days almost as much as I look forward to seeing the newest provider in my rotation.

Frankie.

Paid a visit to spirit wellness massage.

It's located in Springfield plaza, quite close to Bamboo actually.

This place has always been hit or miss though and teeters the line between standard NoVa and legit massage. This day I got moon and it fell into the latter category. Moon is a young fairly attractive therapist (kinda hard to tell nowadays with the masks) and she gives a good massage. She's small but she can inflict some serious pain. She uses the elbows and really gets the knots out of your back. When she asks if you want medium or strong and you say strong she ain't fucking around. Which again should probably be an indicator of nothing more being on the menu. I will note that Moon has a signature move that I've never seen anyone else do during a massage. She will stand on top of you and walk on your back, but when she does it she'll dig her feet into and begin to rapidly shake, it's like your sitting in one of those quarter massage chairs at the mall. It's a cool trick, but I'll digress she was using it on the wrong part of my body. Nevertheless I paid for an hour and got an my hour.

Maybe I'll check back in a few months to see if any new providers are there because its not where you go that matters, it's who you see. That's why I always make an effort to get their name. .

Went to Comfort on Gallows for my regular massage with Apple but she has moved on. Bummer. Went with a new girl, Je. Double bummer. Je gave a good table wash but I had to ask for hard, decent massage. She wanted to negotiate for the fun immediately ("the more you pay, the more you get") but I wasn't interested. Got a medium quality massage with a standard finish for $120. She wanted to do more and get more but she was not my type. Too chunky and too pushy. If anyone knows where Apple went, please PM me.

Her is used fake pics. Not person in pictures.

Her is Emma, Bena, Sonya.

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[QUOTE=InSearch69;4690359]I would recommend Alexa Thai or her neighbor Nadia in Fairlakes. Mint in Mclane is nice too. Kara in Tyson's but she left, but I haven't seen her roommates yet. Sharmayne in Herndon is hot. Leya in Sterling is nice.[/QUOTE]Could you PM me Alexa's number?

Ready to resume my hobby and was wondering if anyone has seen the new girls at Secret? I have my eye on Kylie and I can't ever seem to get my schedule to work with Melanie. Please PM if you have seen some of the new girls. Jessie offers FS and BBJ so I might fall back on her if no one else is worth seeing.