Massage Parlor Reports

Was looking for somewhere close to home.

Went to Linda on Western.

Got short round girl. Maybe 30?

She asked for $50 for an hour and I said all I have is $60. She took the $60 and said "thanks. ".

And it was all downhill from there.

Massage was not good. Just running her hands over my body with little to no pressure.

She let roaming happen yet she wasnt very attractive to me, so that wasnt even fun.

Standard finish with standard tip.

Massage: 2, Looks: 2.

There was an older MT waiting out front when I left. Maybe 50? Still not my cup of tea yet just letting people know.

I will not return.

[QUOTE=SteamTrain98;3115709]Dropped by M-2 on Friday. Very nice set-up, relaxing atmosphere as opposed to some that can be more clinical. Drew Aimee, cute late-20's spinner. Nice TS with some teasing to put me at ease. Good massage, worked out lots of kinks on neck, shoulders, back and legs (more teasing during massage). On flip asked what I wanted, agreed on $ . 4 tip for everything. Excellent service, she knew how to work her muscles to relax mine, which came quick.

May have found my new go-to place, as I'd been disappointed with the quality of attendants at Lux lately (kept drawing an older attendant who just didn't do it for me, and they never had other options available when I asked). If M-2 keeps it up, I'll keep coming back.[/QUOTE]With the door fee, is that really $$. 1 for the session at an AMP?

[QUOTE=Layne123;3117062]Was looking for somewhere close to home.

Went to Linda on Western.

Got short round girl. Maybe 30?

She asked for $50 for an hour and I said all I have is $60. She took the $60 and said "thanks. ".

And it was all downhill from there.

Massage was not good. Just running her hands over my body with little to no pressure.

She let roaming happen yet she wasnt very attractive to me, so that wasnt even fun.

Standard finish with standard tip.

Massage: 2, Looks: 2.

There was an older MT waiting out front when I left. Maybe 50? Still not my cup of tea yet just letting people know.

I will not return.[/QUOTE]I recently had a bad time with this masseuse myself. I've seen the older mamasan before and she was nice. Not amazing or anything, but nice. So, I feel a little bad about piling on her employee, but she really pissed me off.

[QUOTE=Miamiat;3114928]I write a humorous story in response to an innocent question. And you delete it for being argumentative? I had several compliments on it. Who on earth would consider it as argumentative?[/QUOTE]As a three time flagee it's a pain waiting for post to get approved. They must have raised the bar and may not have the same sense of humor. My last issue was saying that maybe PM better than sharing news publically. The moral is I should just PM the guy. No harm, no foul. But they were discussing a place that was low key for several years and not on the radar. Why'all have a good night!6.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3117073]With the door fee, is that really $$. 1 for the session at an AMP?[/QUOTE]Your math is right. Pretty consistent with what other AMPs have been asking, but with a much nicer attendant.

Does anyone have any recent visit information on Beijing Spa located near Pulaski & Irving Park?

I would like to have the low down on what a massage / visit is like after the remodeling was done earlier this year.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3117073]With the door fee, is that really $$. 1 for the session at an AMP?[/QUOTE]It seems the Korean shops are all trying to get $. 4+ for FS. This is why I stopped going to Crystal off 57. . 8 door fee for "Up to 45 minutes" according to the sign and then price gauging for added menu items. They try and get more but will settle on $. 4. And the service level was nothing spectacular since Jenny left more than a year ago.

Stop the madness. Get a RS-AVS subscription and start supporting one of the Asian apartments. You will get a FULL hour and the service level is 3 X what I have received at an AMP.

Like a few of us, you stopped the madness. Sadly there are to many who throw ridiculous amounts of money at average women for average experiences. The battle is still lost at this point.

[QUOTE=E6671;3118605]It seems the Korean shops are all trying to get $. 4+ for FS. This is why I stopped going to Crystal off 57. . 8 door fee for "Up to 45 minutes" according to the sign and then price gauging for added menu items. They try and get more but will settle on $. 4. And the service level was nothing spectacular since Jenny left more than a year ago.

Stop the madness. Get a RS-AVS subscription and start supporting one of the Asian apartments. You will get a FULL hour and the service level is 3 X what I have received at an AMP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=E6671;3118605]It seems the Korean shops are all trying to get $. 4+ for FS. This is why I stopped going to Crystal off 57. . 8 door fee for "Up to 45 minutes" according to the sign and then price gauging for added menu items. They try and get more but will settle on $. 4. And the service level was nothing spectacular since Jenny left more than a year ago.

Stop the madness. Get a RS-AVS subscription and start supporting one of the Asian apartments. You will get a FULL hour and the service level is 3 X what I have received at an AMP.[/QUOTE]I have posted on this before. I used to defend Crystal, but have since changed my stand. I live about 7 minutes from Crystal. I used to go monthly at least. I have not been there in about 23 months now. I really miss Coco, old timers know who I am talking about. I used to justify the 220 all in fee (80 foor fee + 140 L3) by the fact it takes close an hour for me to get to one of the Asian Apts by OHare. Beside the time for 2 hour round trip drive (time is money for me), you factor in the gas and tolls on 294 (6-8 tolls for round trip), the extra 20 at Crystal is basically offset. But I finally got sick of their 45 minute session and so so lineup. With AX, you can see the girls' pictures and read reviews.

BTW, I have not seen much posting on Crystal lately. Either people are not sharing the goods or the lineup is nothing to write home about. I suspect it's the latter.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;3118799]I have posted on this before. I used to defend Crystal, but have since changed my stand. I live about 7 minutes from Crystal. I used to go monthly at least. I have not been there in about 23 months now. I really miss Coco, old timers know who I am talking about. I used to justify the 220 all in fee (80 foor fee + 140 L3) by the fact it takes close an hour for me to get to one of the Asian Apts by OHare. Beside the time for 2 hour round trip drive (time is money for me), you factor in the gas and tolls on 294 (6-8 tolls for round trip), the extra 20 at Crystal is basically offset. But I finally got sick of their 45 minute session and so so lineup. With AX, you can see the girls' pictures and read reviews.

BTW, I have not seen much posting on Crystal lately. Either people are not sharing the goods or the lineup is nothing to write home about. I suspect it's the latter.[/QUOTE]I have mixed feelings if AX opens a location in SS. It will definitely be my go to. I just hope it does not put me in the poor house. LOL.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3118666]Like a few of us, you stopped the madness. Sadly there are to many who throw ridiculous amounts of money at average women for average experiences. The battle is still lost at this point.[/QUOTE]I understand why many members feel comfortable at AMP's instead of BP or the apartment services. You can walk into an AMP and check it out without worrying about getting arrested whereas showing up at a hotel or condo shows intent for solicitation in the eyes of the law. It took me over a year to finally have the courage to sign up for RS-AVS and start visiting a couple of the Asian apartments. Best thing I have did. Also as many members point out the hunt to find that UTR provider or letting your hands wander during a first visit ads to the excitement. Almost like copping a feel at the movies when you were a youngster.

[QUOTE=E6671;3118920]I understand why many members feel comfortable at AMP's instead of BP or the apartment services. You can walk into an AMP and check it out without worrying about getting arrested whereas showing up at a hotel or condo shows intent for solicitation in the eyes of the law. It took me over a year to finally have the courage to sign up for RS-AVS and start visiting a couple of the Asian apartments. Best thing I have did. Also as many members point out the hunt to find that UTR provider or letting your hands wander during a first visit ads to the excitement. Almost like copping a feel at the movies when you were a youngster.[/QUOTE]M2, IMO, is basically like an apartment service where you get a massage and TS but pay an extra few bucks. Girls and services are both equal to any apartment service I've used.

[QUOTE=LongRanger99;3117774]Does anyone have any recent visit information on Beijing Spa located near Pulaski & Irving Park?

I would like to have the low down on what a massage / visit is like after the remodeling was done earlier this year.[/QUOTE]It looks closed as of two or three weeks ago.

[QUOTE=LongRanger99;3117774]Does anyone have any recent visit information on Beijing Spa located near Pulaski & Irving Park?

I would like to have the low down on what a massage / visit is like after the remodeling was done earlier this year.[/QUOTE]I drive through that intersection almost every morning. Everytime I glance over to that place the lights are on and there's a sign that flashes Open. I've never tried this place out.

So I stopped by for a much needed rub. Mamasan was absolutely brutal to look at and I decided against staying, as I was about to leave she indicated that they have a Latina on staff. So I caved. . 5 for the hour. The Latina was cute enough with a very nice ass. It was the absolute worst massage I have ever had. Nothing more to report. I struggled with myself to leave a nominal tip. Save your hard earned and go elsewhere.