Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hazmaz03;6336750]I did a walk-in at Serenity not long ago. Ann was at the desk. And she said no one else was available. Based on the naughty librarian photos I saw earlier with the Serenity posts I thought I'd give her a shot. I paid the door fee of $50 with $60 - wasn't worried about the change at the time because I knew I'd just get it when leaving. First mistake I've learned and will not make again. She showed me to the room and she came in not long after. She went down to her panties and bra. Not at all of what I was expecting based upon the photos. Might be a reason why the naughty library photo session post is no longer up. Typical oil spreading you'll find at these typical places. Little to no teasing at all. She eventually does the bare minimum of teasing and says, "are you a good tipper?" Nothing kills my mood than talking about money half way through a session. I reply with, "yes" because would I say anything other than that. She says she typically gets (insert high amount here) tips and the price goes up from there. I was like, "dang! For what? That's a bit steep for a bare minimal service. I said I only have a little more than the door fee on me. She said okay. Tip first. Another huge pet peeve. Don't ask for the tip before services are rendered. That just puts you off immediately. At that point I'm thinking whatever, let's just get this over with. All actions seemed forced and mechanical. As I was leaving I said I still need to get that $10 in change from the door fee. She said, "oh, I don't have any change right now. If you want to wait I'll go to the store and go get it. " I said forget it, thinking I don't want to hang around here any longer than I have to and bolted. Probably won't be coming back to that location any time soon. Yes, I learned my lesson. Pay in exact change next time. Yes, it's only $10, but it's merely the principal of the thing. If you're going to run a business right. Have change ready. The place had been open for 2 hours by this time.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/exotic/ann/911973435182[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a very similar experience with Ann a little while ago. She did minimal effort, she asked about getting a big tip mid-session, her finish was mechanical and not remotely subtle. The one thing she didn't do in my session that you mentioned in yours was give a hard figure for what she expected. I have seen Lilly and London previously and have been impressed. But I think I would probably avoid Ann entirely because she just doesn't give a good customer experience.

[QUOTE=Hazmaz03;6336738]I couldn't take it anymore! I've never seen a parlor with so many positive reviews. I just had to give it a try. I stopped in and signed up for a 30 minute session with Ally. To no one's surprise based upon all the other reviews she is absolutely beautiful. She greeted me warmly at the door and directed me to the room. She is a 100% professional. The massage was perfect for getting in an extremely relaxed mood. She knows exactly what she is doing. So much so I visited her once again later in the week and had a four hand with London. I have nothing but respect for these ladies so I will not divulge in the details. You'll just have to give them a try for yourself. I kid you not. You will not be disappointed. Millan, Ally, and London are all charming and extremely warm. Nothing mechanical in regards to any of their actions. Every move felt genuine; which I'm finding is getting harder to find around here. I see big things for this place happening and cannot wait to see what comes next. Thank you ladies![/QUOTE]It's long been stated that the best advertising is from satisfied customers. I would present Milan and her crew at Wellness as support for that widely held axiom. They still haven't posted a single STG ad or tryst ad. They don't have a website. They don't have a current sign (it still says Silver Star massage). Google doesn't know where they are. They lost one provider (Megan) to a competing spa and she promptly received mostly negative reviews. They've survived inaccurate posting here about parking concerns (there are no valid parking concerns). The place is needing some painting and remodeling. Basically everything that would point to a failed foray into the MP circus.

But no. They continue to get stellar reviews and dudes who can't wait to return. I remember my first encounter with Milan. It was a PM where she noted my penchant for descriptive reviews. She also noted the strong loyalty I presented for my favorite provider. She said loyalty was so rare in this hobby. She wanted a chance. A chance to show me that she could be an experience for me, not to replace anyone, but to give me eye opening options. To show me how loyalty can go both ways. To help me feel appreciated. And now several months later she has assembled a team of stellar like-minded beautiful ladies. And here I am stuck out of state. But it does my heart well to know my positive comments have been a help to many here looking for an Allstar like Milan. And of course Ally and London. Makes me wonder who Milan will add next. DJ, you should really see her and have her help with a review.

Assemble.

G2.

[QUOTE=Hazmaz03;6336738]I couldn't take it anymore! I've never seen a parlor with so many positive reviews. I just had to give it a try. I stopped in and signed up for a 30 minute session with Ally. To no one's surprise based upon all the other reviews she is absolutely beautiful. She greeted me warmly at the door and directed me to the room. She is a 100% professional. The massage was perfect for getting in an extremely relaxed mood. She knows exactly what she is doing. So much so I visited her once again later in the week and had a four hand with London. I have nothing but respect for these ladies so I will not divulge in the details. You'll just have to give them a try for yourself. I kid you not. You will not be disappointed. Millan, Ally, and London are all charming and extremely warm. Nothing mechanical in regards to any of their actions. Every move felt genuine; which I'm finding is getting harder to find around here. I see big things for this place happening and cannot wait to see what comes next. Thank you ladies![/QUOTE]When I saw Milan it was $200 for a nude HJ. She was nice looking, and nude but I felt like that was a bit much to spend on a massage with just a HJ ending. What did you have to give for a 4-hand?

[QUOTE=HungFunMI;6338230]I had a very similar experience with Ann a little while ago. She did minimal effort, she asked about getting a big tip mid-session, her finish was mechanical and not remotely subtle. The one thing she didn't do in my session that you mentioned in yours was give a hard figure for what she expected. I have seen Lilly and London previously and have been impressed. But I think I would probably avoid Ann entirely because she just doesn't give a good customer experience.[/QUOTE]I saw Ann today, snapped a few pics before our session. Love her Sicilian skin tone and smooth skin.

I've never had any complaints about her. Her body slide was awesome.

As always your mileage may very.

Hygiene matters to all the girls. I always shower before I go hunting for fun.

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I'm confused. Are Serenity and Wellness the same place? What's up with the Silver Spoon or whatever it's called? How does the BBU Den tie in? Seems Plainfield Ave has more MP action than Kenthood has. So many rave reviews for more than 1 Parlor, it's hard to keep track.

Flabbergasted.

Took another trip to see Milan the other day. I walked in the front door and the Beautiful miss London was sitting on the couch with a great big smile to greet me. Then Ally pops out to say hi and show off her Beatiful face with a great big smile and offered me a beverage of my choice. These girls are so friendly and they make you feel very welcome. Milan was a little busy when I got there so she asked if London could start me off. Of course I agreed to that. London is a bit shy and quiet, but very pretty with a slim build / spinner type with what appears to be an impressive chest. Didn't see her long enough to get the top off as I only had her for about 10 minutes. She has beautiful feet if your into that, and that's why Milan wanted me to spend some time with her. So now Milan comes in to take over, she gets comfy right away and the fun begins. She I so easy to talk to and has a way about her that makes you feel so special, and important to her. She had a new girl there that day and invited her into our session for a little introduction. Sorry but I can't recall the new girls name, but she asked if I mind if she got comfortable. Of course I didn't mind that at all. The new girl is younger and kinda short with a firm build and she looks fantastic! Ill admit it was a bit of a hotty overload for a while there and I was loving every last second of it. They both took turns on me for a while and we were all having so much fun (well, I was anyways LOL) we went way over on time but nobody seemed to concerned about that. After a while it was back to just me and Milan to finish out the session. I really thought my last visit was the best ever, but she definitely out did herself again. So now I say this was the best time I've ever had at any parlor. The next day I was still grinning from ear to ear and it was noticeable to everyone around me. I had to send her a message to let her know that I could not stop smiling. She seemed genuinely happy to hear that. I say Thank you Milan, Ally, London, and the new girl. You made me feel better than I have in a long time. Keep up the great work!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6338947]I'm confused. Are Serenity and Wellness the same place? What's up with the Silver Spoon or whatever it's called? How does the BBU Den tie in? Seems Plainfield Ave has more MP action than Kenthood has. So many rave reviews for more than 1 Parlor, it's hard to keep track.

Flabbergasted.[/QUOTE]I seriously love every post NJ leaves. Even if he busts my chops. It's done with downright hilarity. Well done NJ.

Re: G2: "We have ones who have branched out from established places like Jessi, Athena, Eris, and several unnamed ladies. And I'm sure I've forgotten several others. ".

Athena has now joined the Den, FYI.

That is all.

A couple weeks back, visited BBU on 36th to see Mistress Lola. Formerly Coco.

I hadn't met her before, but was intrigued by the stats. 5'11", juicy ass, really into edging and teasing. Dominant woman with a goody box.

Boys, when I met her and followed her into the building and room, I was mesmerized by a THICK ass and perky tits barely masked by her flared pants and tank top. She led me to my room, had me get undressed and I laid on the table and let her take control.

She started with a massage. She was fantastic at working every part of me. Hands, shoulders, back, feet, the works. She even used a decent amount of oil to make sure she was able to really apply pressure to work out the kinks. Then the fun really began.

The process was exquisite. She told me exactly what she wanted. Demanded I rub her ass, stood in front of me and twerked on my face and let me eat her from behind, and used me for her pleasure. Choking, smacking, and making me suck her perfect nipples.

I was in heaven in this dimly lit room. Then she had me turn over and with a wicked smile, took some things out of her toy box to tease me. I'm newer to this world of being dominated, but I kept my hands to myself unless told otherwise. She told me to call her goddess and I obliged. She used a feather to tease me, making me squirm in erotic discomfort. The smacked me a couple times gently with a leather flog. Then she put down the toys and utilized her assets to get the job really started. She oiled her ass and breasts and began a body slide, drooling on my swollen member and telling me I'm in her control. She brought me to the edge mercilessly again and again. When she finally saw I couldn't hold back anymore, she finished me off in a magnificent fashion, coaxing out every drop with her soft hands and succulent voice.

I am laying down on the table gasping for air like a fish out of water while she tortured me more and I try not to squirm under her command. She finally has mercy on me and says that if we had more time, she would be riding my face right now. God I wanted it badly, but I was too spent anyway. I would have loved to be smothered by her heavenly ass that could make a grown man beg. She helps me wipe down with multiple warm cloths, and she even starts great conversation. Had a great time with her overall.

Communications, location, massage, and finish were all fantastic. Best edging in town has to either go to this goddess or the queen Jessi formerly of BBU. Those two know how to make it happen! I will be back for more.

Guys,

One more report from recent weeks.

Went to see Jessi again. She's one of my favorites and knows me well. Same process as usual and she is incredibly skilled and seductive. This time, one alteration to the regularly scheduled programming. There was a small bed in the room as well! She knows I've been dying to taste her and she finally let me. She sat on my face (and didn't just hover, thank god) grinding on me to her heart and clit's content. She took full advantage of me. Then moved lower and started grinding on me while stroking me until I popped every last drop!

This woman is a treasure and she knows how to work out my kinks. She's worth the money for sure and she will bring out the best in you.

Will repeat. Stay safe.

AW.

[QUOTE=Gene2;6337839]
1. When you travel do you frequent MPs?

2. Are any of them staffed by American ladies?

3. What locations do you think could use some American massage providers?
[/QUOTE]I agree that there's an incredible amount of non-Asian MP talent here. I travel a lot. Virtually all the MPs that I've been to (LA, NY, Chicago, Atlanta) have been 90% Asian (usually Chinese or Korean) and 10% Latina. More of the latter in Miami. Caucasians are almost non-existent.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6338043]When I travel within the USA, I hit some MPs. I make a point of avoiding all Americana staffed MPs. I do AMPs, Latina MPs, Russian MPs, etc. Less drama, better prices and performance. And almost always Beautiful Ladies!

But there isn't any Americana MP or FS experience that compares to Central or South American MPs or Providers. Gorgeous ladies with great attitudes for good prices! Plus it's Legal. IMO we have more than enough Americana staffed MPs in West Michigan. Also plenty of Chinese and Vietnamese AMPs. It would be nice if there were some Miami style MPs up here. Gorgeous Latina and Asian ladies rotating in and out (pun intended) from various Foreign Countries. Easy negotiating without vague menu options to decipher. But it's never going to be Miami or Latin America in West Michigan. Not Big City enough or decadent enough to attract the High End Foreign Talent!.[/QUOTE]Wow. That's an impressive comment. Drama typically exists in Americana parlors. Why is there so much drama in what should be an escape from reality? An escape from bickering or pettiness. It's like some places or providers just can't exist without non-stop real, or contrived, drama, moving from one mortal enemy to another. And damaging dudes and ladies along the way, but doing greatest damage to themselves as they burn bridges and alienate friend who have helped them in many ways. Of course, I could do better in quashing drama myself, but I'm drawn to verbal and mental challenges.

Maybe DJ can share how he avoids drama, but I'm not able to provide good counsel or advice in that scenario.

Punt.

G2.

[QUOTE=Darshane;6339990]Re: G2: "We have ones who have branched out from established places like Jessi, Athena, Eris, and several unnamed ladies. And I'm sure I've forgotten several others. ".

Athena has now joined the Den, FYI.

That is all.[/QUOTE]Athena. Ah. The high school volleyball player with the mischievous grin.

[QUOTE=Darshane;6339990]Re: G2: "We have ones who have branched out from established places like Jessi, Athena, Eris, and several unnamed ladies. And I'm sure I've forgotten several others. ".

Athena has now joined the Den, FYI.

That is all.[/QUOTE]Not surprised at all to know she's at the Den now! She is going to fit right in there and I'm looking forward to seeing her there. After I finally meet Nola and Lauren of course!

[QUOTE=Darshane;6339990]Re: G2: "We have ones who have branched out from established places like Jessi, Athena, Eris, and several unnamed ladies. And I'm sure I've forgotten several others. ".

Athena has now joined the Den, FYI.

That is all.[/QUOTE]Are you serious? Does this mean that her menu is on par with other Den providers? One can only hope.