Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wolf1800]I went there yesterday around noon; have Jennifer I guess she's new. I have a 60 miniutes massage try to push the towel off but she won't go near the boys! Ok massage but no extra. May be try another and see!

Does anyone have May's number; can someone PM me? I want to give her a try :)[/QUOTE]Wolf- I would just call Relax (773-927-6895) and ask them to make an app't to see May. She's pretty much there constantly, except maybe Sundays. Once she's seen you a few times, I'm sure she'd be happy to give you her digits. Sorry you had a miss there. I found it much more reliable at their old location, at the new one I don't mess around and stick with May. Good attitude, and man, those nips....good luck.

[QUOTE=Wolf1800]I went there yesterday around noon; have Jennifer I guess she's new. I have a 60 miniutes massage try to push the towel off but she won't go near the boys! Ok massage but no extra. May be try another and see!

Does anyone have May's number; can someone PM me? I want to give her a try :)[/QUOTE]
I had Jennifer a few hours after you. I didn't have a towel on when she came in the room and she never tried to put one on. No play during the massage though and HR for me was fairly automatic but nothing more. Was okay but far from the best.

Had an hour or two free late and went to explore the delights of Yin, went looking for the Hispanic Hostess but was pleasantly surprised to find an old friend AA masseuse by the name of Tina.60 for the TS and Rub. 1. For a nude body to body rub where climbed on top and worked me from top to bottom, and finished me w/o using her hand. FS is clearly available, but thats not my thing. So, lousy massage entertaining finish, all in all, I would repeat, because hard to get that B2B thing in chicago.

Cjd

[QUOTE=Antonio]After going months on end without anything resembling a GFE, I'm reporting my second in 2 months. Her nom de theatre is "Deena": DFK, DATY, BBBJ (though this latter is strictly YMMV: inspired no doubt by constant digital clit stim). Medium build, short, no English to speak of. Get the tel. # from Gina's ad on CL (look for "addsion"--but actually her location is the N. & Ash. address). Ask for her by name and for the 1/2 hr. rate of $1.2.[/QUOTE]Dude,

You keep talking about Gina's but i've never seen Gina's anything on cl.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Sorry to be a smart ass buddy, but are you suggesting that there are AMPs where the ladies AREN'T old? [/QUOTE]Maybe he wants older.

Liek they look young for their age anyway.

I want to see how a 50 year old massage handy works.

Anyone know wher ethe oldest ones are?

Nancy at senina is up there.

New to Chicago and went to see Linda at Gina's yesterday based on Antonio's report. She definitely does it all. Older woman (if you're into that) and nice natural B's. The apartment is sparse but clean. It's on a pretty busy intersection (Broadway / Belmont). Speaks very little English, just from Taiwan. She tries hard to provide good service. Very nice woman. Offers MP and a great deal for $.20 for hh. No tip necessary. Again, she is older but definitely a good deal. You can find the ad on cl under "Broadway" search.

[QUOTE=Ashoka]Wolf- I would just call Relax (773-927-6895) and ask them to make an app't to see May. She's pretty much there constantly, except maybe Sundays. Once she's seen you a few times, I'm sure she'd be happy to give you her digits. Sorry you had a miss there. I found it much more reliable at their old location, at the new one I don't mess around and stick with May. Good attitude, and man, those nips....good luck.[/QUOTE]Be careful with may.

Anyone here know of anyone who has the same setup as Winnie but is not her? Though she is the best bargain out there for a very good back rub, lately the quality has seemed to slip.

Feel free to PM is you want.

[QUOTE=Wolf1800]I went there yesterday around noon; have Jennifer I guess she's new. I have a 60 miniutes massage try to push the towel off but she won't go near the boys! Ok massage but no extra. May be try another and see!

Does anyone have May's number; can someone PM me? I want to give her a try :)[/QUOTE]This is your second strike out here.

You need to find a different place.

Your method/vibe clearly does not work there.

I've been hoping someone would report on her since she has been posting so much on cl in the last few months but nobody has. So I finally went.

Best? more like worst.

She said she would do half for.35. Went up to 2nd floor right off archer and talman. Had huge tits so I was hyped.

Started and used way too much oil. Left uncovered but on the flip she covered me but first looked at my cock also when I undressed I caught her looking. So I'm thinking its all good. I asked her finally with 5 min. left, for a hr. She gave every excuse in the book, boyfriend,cop,not a ***** then finally went to wwjd. She pulled out religion on me!

Anyways avoid avoid avoid! She was definately a tease and when I was leaving I saw her man peeking out of one of the rooms.

[QUOTE=Wolf1800]Anyone have experience with the following providers?

Barbara's Massage

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/1286005433.html[/url]

Alena's Massage

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1285889736.html[/url]

Any feedback is greatly thankful![/QUOTE]This is the same owner for both places so You can have same service in this locations.

[QUOTE=Wolf1800]Anyone have experience with the following providers?

Barbara's Massage

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/1286005433.html[/url]

Alena's Massage

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1285889736.html[/url]

Any feedback is greatly thankful![/QUOTE]I'd like to see more Massage Parlor Reports and less CL cut and pasted URLs.

Had a very good massage with Susie. I said I needed deep work, and she got it done through a combination of strong hands and walking on my back. She was flirtatious and kind, and I will repeat.

Out of curiosity, what is to keep LEO from entering an establishment at night and setting up a camera to see what is going on there? I freely admit being ignorant of the law, so I wonder what exactly keeps them from doing that sort of thing.

Has anybody met tori from RS2K before? Read some good reviews about her on TER and been trying to reach her but no answers. She only accept emails tho. Please feel free to pm me.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Jerson]Has anybody met tori from RS2K before? Read some good reviews about her on TER and been trying to reach her but no answers. She only accept emails tho. Please feel free to pm me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Isn't this supposed to be a MASSAGE forum?

Way too much space is being taken up with CL, SW and other non-massage topics.

There are other areas of this website where you might want to post these questions.

[QUOTE=Love Blonde]This is the same owner for both places so You can have same service in this locations.[/QUOTE]
Barbara's, Alena's and Olga's all seem to be the same operation. Went to Alena's in Wheeling and found it was the same location as where I had previously gone for Olga's. Also got a card from the provider that had the same number as Olga's.

Jerson,

Is that tori (Torie) from Indiana or Tori with glasses?

[QUOTE=Past Tense]Jerson,

Is that tori (Torie) from Indiana or Tori with glasses?[/QUOTE]Not Torie from NW Indi, I am trying to reach Tori from west loop, TER ID 125194, and there is only one Tori on RS2K.

[QUOTE=Past Tense]Jerson,

Is that tori (Torie) from Indiana or Tori with glasses?[/QUOTE]No, the one im looking for does not advertise on BP or CL

[QUOTE=Chi Troll]Out of curiosity, what is to keep LEO from entering an establishment at night and setting up a camera to see what is going on there? I freely admit being ignorant of the law, so I wonder what exactly keeps them from doing that sort of thing.[/QUOTE]To set up a camera in a private establishment, the polce would need a subpoena or court order after establishing probably cause that illegal activity was taking likely taking place at the establishment.

Suspicions or speculation isn't enough to establish probable cause.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]Be careful with may.[/QUOTE]Now that's too cryptic to pass up! Anything in particular we need to know?

The BAD.

I dreamt I visited the private home near midway today. And for it to be a legit massage. It was the WORST massage I ever received. And to top it off. There wasn't even a flip. STAT AWAY! The cute girl that used to be in the picture on CL was not my masseuse. Some thick latina. And it was cold as hell in the house. FREEZING. Just a horrible experience all together.

My thing is if you're gonna give a legit massage only. At least do a good job. They're just advertising a massage by a young girl and taking peoples money. Why haven't there been more post? I know you guys have tried them.

THE GOOD.

I called a different latina on CL. And she was great! More of a rubdown in a private home. But I got to play. And she helped me finish on chest.

$.4 for half with.5 tip. Whoooo Hoooooo.

Pm me for details.

[QUOTE=Chi Troll]Anyone here know of anyone who has the same setup as Winnie but is not her? Though she is the best bargain out there for a very good back rub, lately the quality has seemed to slip.

Feel free to PM is you want.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Winnie ? off of Halsted?

Anyone know what happened to Tina from the school? I saw her once and she was great and now she is gone almost 2 weeks later and it seems very sudden.

I think she has given her digits before to people so just wondering. She took mine when I left, and she also asked me about a spa in a different area (she wanted to try and work there) so it doesnt make sense that she'd suddenly leave.

Called that spa and it doesn't sound like she is there.

I saw her two weeks ago and she was talking smack about Kim the whole time.

I'm betting the stuff she was complaining about got to be too much for her.

That, or Kim got word.

[QUOTE=Deizel5]Anyone know what happened to Tina from the school? I saw her once and she was great and now she is gone almost 2 weeks later and it seems very sudden.

I think she has given her digits before to people so just wondering. She took mine when I left, and she also asked me about a spa in a different area (she wanted to try and work there) so it doesnt make sense that she'd suddenly leave.

Called that spa and it doesn't sound like she is there.[/QUOTE]

"Suspicions or speculation isn't enough to establish probable cause."

I would think it would be pretty easy to establish PC from reading boards like this.

[QUOTE=Chi Troll]"Suspicions or speculation isn't enough to establish probable cause."

I would think it would be pretty easy to establish PC from reading boards like this.[/QUOTE]That would just be hear say in court. At least that's how I'd view it. Then again you do hear about drug producers getting busted off of what they post on message boards so who really knows. I bet it just comes down to what the judge thinks is enough probable cause.

I'm downtown for the next two nights. I'm looking for a nice light touch massage and a tug at the end. Nothing too spectacular, but I don't want to be disappointed. I'd love to find someone tonight.

Any suggestions?

I'm looking for a reasonably priced light touch massage with an enjoyable ending.

Any suggestions?

Welcome,

RTFF, TOFTT and report back.

[QUOTE=Subdude 7]I'm looking for a reasonably priced light touch massage with an enjoyable ending.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Subdude 7]I'm looking for a reasonably priced light touch massage with an enjoyable ending.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Pick up a "Reader" newspaper. You'll find them near the door of most coffee shops or book stores in Chicago and they're free. There are many massage providers in the services section. I know it's a hassle but you'll have to spend a few minutes finding the services section, and a few more minutes reading through the ads.

Good luck

Went to K-M the other day based on positive reports here. Asked who was working, I picked Julie since others mentioned her favorably. Place is hard to find at night, but I like AMPs to be low-profile. Well, once I've found it. Anyway, I called ahead and when I knocked Julie answered. Short and cute, nice little shorts and a tight top, maybe getting into her 30s, hard to say. But she was suspicious because she didn't recognize me. Her and the other woman asked if I'd been before, and I picked a name out of the air and said Cindy. And they both nodded vigorously and went OOOOHHHHH, CINDY. Not sure what that was about. Suspicions alleviated, I got a hh w/ TS, and Julie performed a good TS for the first time. Cleaned everywhere and didn't rush too much. The massage started well. She's a good back walker, which I really like, but when she dismounted and started the hands-on portion, I of course grabbed her ass. She took that as a signal to stop massaging and do that stupid light-scratching thing they think is sexy. She soon asked me to turn over and took care of business without negotiating. Another big plus. She's good at that too, and allowed some access up her shirt. Not bad for the first time with her. My only complaint. The appointment was exactly 30 minutes, including the TS. I told her I thought it ended early, but I gave her the $.4 usual tip. I've run into this before. Counting the TS as part of the hh. It may have occurred because I showed up at 9:30, and it seems they really like to close up right on time. Next time I'll go a bit earlier, and make sure I get my 30 minutes. But, it's definitely worth going back. Very close for me, anyway, and my old standby, Seven Heavens on Ashland, has really dropped off in quality. I seem to get the same nutjob older lady every time I show up. That's another report.

[QUOTE=Ron John 7779]That would just be hear say in court. At least that's how I'd view it. Then again you do hear about drug producers getting busted off of what they post on message boards so who really knows. I bet it just comes down to what the judge thinks is enough probable cause.[/QUOTE]

Tweet leads to defamation lawsuit

[url]http://news.google.com/news?rls=gm&sourceid=gmail&hl=en&q=twitter+defamation&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=Ot9xSsaZOIjSM_qaibEM&sa=X&oi=news_group&ct=title&resnum=1[/url]

Some provider somewhere could be getting ideas

Stopped by late afternoon to Alice's in West Loop, and it remains one of the more pleasant massage experience.

They were busy, so they gave me $10 off the half-hour rate, which was appreciated.

To be frank, I have to say that most of the ladies here are lacking in the looks department, and they've got some junkward teeth on them as well. However, they make up for it by having generally nice bodies and good attitudes.

I can't remember her name, but I had the one who is tall (for an Asian), with the short hair, and generous bust.

The thing I like about this place is that the facility is always clean, and I never feel rushed. It was also an interesting experience from a linguistic standpoint, and it took us a while to settle on a good language for conversation. My mausseuse spoke Chinese (which I don't) and very limited English, and she declined my clumsy attempt at French. A translator may help here in the future. Much to my delight, however, she spoke fully conversational Russian with great enthusiasm, which led to a very relaxing and enjoyable session. She also trusted that I would leave a good tip without having to bring it up a bunch of times (note to you newbies and cranky people - an extra $20 the first time helps to prevent the annoying haggling the second time around, which is worth it to me).

The only downside? I think that I might actually be bored with the whole MP scene. It's taken a long time, but the experience doesn't thrill me like it used to.

Oh well, I'll probably change my tune in a day or so . . . especially if anyone can lead me towards a really good EMP (anyone else miss the glory days at Lakeview Holistic? Had some fun times there).

Well, had a taste for Latinas the other day, although my experience with them hasn't been the greatest. Checked out Yin for the first time. I, for the life of me can't remember the name of the masseuse, but she's about 5' 6", Latina, dark shoulder length hair, slightly thick with a little tummy pouch. There was a really hot blonde Latina up front as well (wish I had her). Anyways - she took me back for one of the most boring table showers I've had. She never touched the boys - and barely touched anything. Upon finish, she gave me a towel and said "dry yourself off." WTF?

Off to the room, the massage was just as boring. Medium touch with absolutely NO teasing. On the flip she looked really bored and for some reason kept focusing on my feet. I couldn't even rise to the occasion I was so bored. Finally, she said, "you're done" - and started heading towards the door. I gestured for a HJ and she said, "we don't do that here." I said, "come on - I'm not LE"...and prepared myself for the sell-in. Funny enough she gave in right away and said, "ok, I trust you." I almost wish she didn't because I could have saved my .40. The finish was uninspired - although she did let my hands roam. Once done, I laid there waiting for her to clean me up and she said, "are you ok?" So, I just got up and grabbed a paper towel. She said, "oh - I'm sorry I should have given you one." WTF?

This is my second Latina experience - and I can honestly say, none of them have been like the Asians. My trip to Tropical earlier this year was just like this one. And that sucks because I love Latina's more than any other female in the world. Asians just seem to be more into the customer service, and (don't mean for this to sound the wrong way), but subservient. You have a better chance of coming out feeling like a king. My most recent post from a trip to an AMP in LA is like night and day with this one. Not worth it for me anymore - unless anyone can tell me of a sure thing? It's back to the less attractive, older, more attentive, Chicago Asians for me.

Decided to redeem myself by heading over to the school. Hadn't been there before, but thought I'd check it out - based on the reviews. Walked in during the afternoon to find 2 Asians and 2 Latinas. All were pretty hot. Although my little guy wanted the Latinas, based on my last report, I was happy that one of the Asians stepped up to the counter. I heard the two Latinas say that they had a 4-hands appointment anyway. The Asian's name was Alyssa or Lisa... couldn't tell because her English was very bad. She was in her mid-thirties...about 5' 6" or so. About a 6 or 7 on the scale in looks - and body was about a 7.

Anyways, she gave a great table shower. Senina-style, she used her hands in all the right places (no sponge) - and paid special attention to little weed streeter. There was even a bit of tease on the dry off.

Massage was pretty good. She spent more of her time on my back and upper shoulders, but on the flip went right to work. About 15 seconds in, she came right out and asked for .60. I told her .40...she said ok. My hands began to roam and she asked for .10 more. I agreed. Finish was nice..and she went back to the massage to finish my 30 min.

All in all, a nice rebound from my experience at Yin. This is more of what I've been used to. Not the best experience, but I definitely left happy.

[url]http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/07/29/20090729mesamassage0729.html[/url]

Wow, what a bunch of whack jobs over in Mesa. I can't figure out what is the most pathetic part of the article. I think my favorite part is the following:

On a recent weekend, she said, a nicely dressed woman in her 60s was shopping as her husband waited in the car. He began calling her repeatedly on her cellphone after he noticed the massage parlor and became worried for her safety. She checked out and left in a hurry, Bloomquist said.


How was her safety in trouble? Perhaps gramps problem was that he was a bit tempted. Let me tell all you grandmas out there, after I am done with a visit to the massage parlor, you have nothing to fear, this middle aged guy is done for the day ( now if there is a College next to the parlor, I may be able to step up the plate again)

[QUOTE=Mengzi][url]http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/07/29/20090729mesamassage0729.html[/url][/QUOTE]


Heres my favorite line from this story

Kavanaugh said employees may be living in some of the facilities. "These may be young women who are almost in a state of slavery," he said.

We wont have to worry about that since the AMP girls we get are already old.