If theres one chick that needs to be banned
[QUOTE=ThomasGrandy;4329970]This one has been advertising a lot:
[URL]http://myrtle-beach.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/real-and-ready-nowsexy-blonde/171169703013[/URL]
We agreed on the phone to a half hour massage and a nice BJ at the end for $. I got neither.
I should've left a soon as I got there, when clearly her pictures are about 10 years old. She looks like a bowling ball now. She's about 200 pounds, and very nervous / weird.
Oh well, I was there. So I put the cash down, and soon as she picked it up she said "you have enough for a tip right?" "What tip?" "I normally charge 150 for both. If you don't have enough for a tip you can choose one or the other. ".
Oh well, there goes the massage. The money was already in her pocket, so I opted for the BJ. She climbed on the bed, which strained under the weight, fully clothed. She grabbed Mr. Johnson and yes, she does have strong hands. Like a lumberjack, and almost as rough. After a minute or two, I asked, "what about the BJ?" She proceeded to put about 2 centimeters in her mouth and Started moaning like crazy, without moving. I tried to move my hips to help, but she started squeezing that kung fu grip. I reached out to put my hand on her arm to see if I can get some movement then. And she said, "keep your hands off my head!
She did a rapid movement of 1 centimeter back and forth, fake moaning. I asked, " how about the tongue?" She licked the shaft once and said, " if you are not ready I need to use some lotion". She proceeded to apply that kung fu grip with a ball shaking rapid motion. I went with it, after a few minutes, trying to aim and her general direction as I blasted. My only satisfaction was getting it on her shoulder.
Needless to say, I do not recommend.[/QUOTE]This Chick needs to get banned FOREVER!! I remember meeting her when I first moved down here 2 years ago. Yeah just almost same bullshit. Paid for massage and BJ. Got a lick and handjob in some TP. I was like WTF.
Best part was that when I was leaving I accidentally back my car into the ditch when I was leaving. Man she was sooooo pissed. I told her STFU and go back inside.
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Lesson learned! (NO to mean head game / massage)
[QUOTE=LoveARub;4330083]You didn't scroll back far enough in the reviews. The reviews are a basic mirror image of what happened to you. Although, my memory is you're the first with the lumberjack hands. But weight, upsell and "will not repeats" are there. Thanks for the review and keeping her info up to date.[/QUOTE]I did go back to the beginning of 2019 but it's possible the links did not work or I did not recognize references to the ad. Hopefully my pictures will let the next guy know who we are talking about!
I almost was not able to load it because the "close window" button on the picture upload screen did not seem to work on my iPhone. But I was pissed off enough that I wanted the pic there so I kept trying.
Girl that says she swallows
Has anyone seen the girl that swallows think she has a new York phone number.