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The review she sited was a stellar review for the famous Monica Melts. I mentioned she was thick. But not a bbw. Just right! And Crazy Chloe decided that meant I'd have been mad if Monica were bbw? I dunno. No time to understand the mind of an emotionally disturbed woman. Clearly she sees demons even when there are none.

[QUOTE=TailGunner1;5766548]Just out of curiosity why does she know that you made a negative review of somebody 5 years ago? If you want to play the hey I am a respected veteran at this look at all the reviews I have done....... Create another account with only good reviews. Why is a girl going to take a chance that you will give her a bad review when she has seen you have done that with other girls? Make an account with only raving reviews if you are going to use it for that purpose. Any girl with even the slightest brain is not going to take a chance. Maybe it's a good thing since if she does half assed sessions you saved yourself time and money so look at it as a positive. Sadly the whole review thing is a double edged sword, too many have told me many guys threaten a bad review if they don't drop their price to next to nothing or do stuff they just don't do. You've been around, I am sure you have been told the same crap I have. I haven't played the review game in many years. But when I did it was usually with a new girl who did me right and I said afterwards want me to do a review for you. And I had a special account for that if a girl asked for that as a form of ID. So of course that account had no negative reviews. Then I had the real account for the rest of us to know who was good and who not to waste time with.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CalrtonBanx47;5767848]Her pimp has been sited on here several times for robbing people. She has the same pimp as the skinny addict with the glass eye (Lisa). They also are at a very shady and watched hotel on Rt 1.[/QUOTE]Thank you!

[QUOTE=BobBrady2;5616229]What do you mean by "deaf def something hard"? I can't figure out what you're trying to say.[/QUOTE]She can't hear. Don't believe me, try her for a ss and say whatever you want when she head bobing. She never wears her hearing aid.

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Nothing bare but pickings are slim in my neck of the woods.[/QUOTE]Not me but I sure do like her look.

That has problems written all over it!.

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Anyone?[/QUOTE].

Ok, so this is my first review in over 20 years. No dpoubt it comes from a more senior view point of view. So forgive if I give to much or to little details. It's been awhile since I've particpated in the hobby (as we called it back then). I was a middle aged dude when I started dabbling in the hobby. But I've always been honest in my reviews. I partcipated in this hobby from the late 80's until the early 2000's.

Alina's ([URL]https://central-jersey.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/im-alina-from-russia-i-want-t/038793973643[/URL]) screening was light compared to how it was many years ago when I participated in my younger days, mid to late 40's. I've been around the block more times than I care to admit. She travels throughout NJ and is currently in the Princeton area. I read a review that said she was heavier than her pics but I disagree. Maybe not a hard body but had the curves in the right places for me and I did not notice much if any of a soft middle. Her body type was just my type. I found the pics on her ad to be pretty accurate. The "date" was easy to setup, compared to years ago.

Here goes the important details, at least to me. I met her at her incall spot and she was dressed exactly as I had hoped. Short tight dress dress that accentuated the areas that I desire. She's definitely in her 40's but for me that's young. Only complaint is that her top is is not natural and not as soft as I once desired but still responsive to my mouth and touch. In the beginning she asked that we gargle with mouthwash and after some light foreplay I reminded her and she seemed impressed that I remembered her request (guess I'm old school in that way). She's definitely a kisser, but not in the most erotic way way. Tongure and all but very surface like, but no complaints from me for reasons that other old timers may understand. Her kitty was responsive and tasteful to my horney tongue. She responded to it in a way that turned me on even more. 69 was fantastic for me! Spent the entire hour with her, not rushed and she shared pics of her vacay with me. A GFE experience for me (BTW, I think my gen may have created that term). The blue pills did their job and I walked away a happy guy. She may not be for the you younger guys but certainly may be for us older gents. As always YMMV (another term my gen may have created).

For what it's worth that is my experience and story.

Anyone know about her?

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I think she has been around since the Backpage days. I spoke to her about a year ago on the phone, said she hosts in a private in Manville at the time. Said everything was on the menu, including BBFS. I never met with her but I maybe mistaken but I recall a posting here some time ago about someone traveling to see her and being ghosted when he arrived.

May have been a case of over booking so if she is for you try it out and report back.

[QUOTE=Sertgen;5775759]Anyone know about her?

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[QUOTE=Sertgen;5775759]Anyone know about her?

[URL]https://central-jersey.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/specials-in-new-brunswick-lets/234851125981[/URL][/QUOTE]I posted about her about 2 weeks ago. Depending on what you're looking for she definitely isn't shaped like the girl in the photos.

Quote Originally Posted by VanDamage:

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

I may have missed a few?

Absolutely true. My favorite is all activities are checked including water sports receiving or Porn Star Experience Which usually means their pimp created the add to sucker people in. And you won't be getting that activity."

[QUOTE=CalrtonBanx47;5779035]Quote Originally Posted by VanDamage:

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

I may have missed a few?

Absolutely true. My favorite is all activities are checked including water sports receiving or Porn Star Experience Which usually means their pimp created the add to sucker people in. And you won't be getting that activity."[/QUOTE]100% accurate this is how I view an ad especially the ads with the chicks sticking their tongues out and middle finger up I pass on those chicks. You forgot must have good hygiene but the Chick has 100% bad hygiene, Two girls special paying the price for two girls only one girl doing the work and the other girl half ass working.

[QUOTE=CalrtonBanx47;5779035]Quote Originally Posted by VanDamage:

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.[/QUOTE]HAHA! F ck this is funny.

[QUOTE=HunterJay;5779242]100% accurate this is how I view an ad especially the ads with the chicks sticking their tongues out and middle finger up I pass on those chicks. You forgot must have good hygiene but the Chick has 100% bad hygiene, Two girls special paying the price for two girls only one girl doing the work and the other girl half ass working.[/QUOTE]More providers I contact I try to see them before check out time in the am (best rates) for a SS QV on the cheap. The reason being is no reason to pay an hour or 30 minutes and they kick you out after a few minutes after your first pop. Or it could be a really bad service dead fish just all kinds of problems.

Now find me the good one that I actually want to come see again then I will opt for the 30 minutes for an hour and actually pay them a decent amount of money. But usually I can get most escorts for a SS QV for 60 to 80 before 11 am. That way they just enough money to pay for the room for another day and I don't get kicked out so it works out perfectly for you just a trick of the game.

This should be posted on a stone tablet and carried down a mountain or something. LOL.

[QUOTE=CalrtonBanx47;5779035]Quote Originally Posted by VanDamage:

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

I may have missed a few?

Absolutely true. My favorite is all activities are checked including water sports receiving or Porn Star Experience Which usually means their pimp created the add to sucker people in. And you won't be getting that activity."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007;5779389]More providers I contact I try to see them before check out time in the am (best rates) for a SS QV on the cheap. The reason being is no reason to pay an hour or 30 minutes and they kick you out after a few minutes after your first pop. Or it could be a really bad service dead fish just all kinds of problems.

Now find me the good one that I actually want to come see again then I will opt for the 30 minutes for an hour and actually pay them a decent amount of money. But usually I can get most escorts for a SS QV for 60 to 80 before 11 am. That way they just enough money to pay for the room for another day and I don't get kicked out so it works out perfectly for you just a trick of the game.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advice Eddie I'll go for the short stays some chicks not worth the hour.