Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Joe Gillis]I have seen Tonya at Dollie's several times both inside and outside of the club. I was first attracted to her because she is lean and rather tall. I believe that she's in her early to mid 30's. She's very loud, bossy, and pushy. In my opinion, she's not too bad inside of the club, but outside of the club, she will promise you everything, give you nothing, and have you drive her all over the place in pursuit of the white powder. She's pretty far in debt to me, which she will acknowledge. However, she keeps promising to work it off, but not now. Next time. Today she desperately needs money for a myriad of reasons (pawned jewelry, cigarettes, gasoline, rent, utilities, etc.).

My advice is not to extend any credit to Tonya unless you are good at debt collection. If anyone else has anything they'd like to add about Tonya at Dollie's, I'd love to hear it.

JG[/QUOTE]

I would never loan money like that.

Tell her the bank is closed until she pays or works off the debt. Give her a credit for a photo session.
Might be your only chance to get your money back.

A dancer I had gone out with just to hang out asked to borrow $200 once supposedly for an abortion. I gave her $100, told her I didn't want it back and then thanked the strip club gods that we were just hanging out. I don't know much about women but I know this-you will never get money back from any dancer in any circumstance.

I dated a stripper for a short time years ago. She would brag how much she could make in a week, than ask me for money. My response then and now is the same. "Gee! The guy who cuts my lawn never asks to borrow money, my dry cleaner doesn't, nor does the guy at the car wash. They do something I need done, then I give them the money. If you need cash, figure something out that I might be willing to pay for and get back to me...

I haven't found a story sorry enough to want to donate excess cash to a stripper. But, I don't mind paying for services rendered.

Has anyone seen Crystal at Miss Kitty's? I watched her dance on Friday, but she was so popular that I could hardly talk to her. I would rate her at least a 9 (and possibly a 10). To me, she really stands out above the stripper crowd. Can anyone tell me if she's good for any extras? She's probably rather pricey.

JG

I have a few dancers that I have stayed in touch with over the years. When I get requests for money they usually come around the end of the month. And they always forget about the help the next time I roll into town.

I once bailed a stripper/friend out of jail and she kept the bail money after her court appearence!

Word to the wise. When you give a stripper money. It's gone!

Is the same Crystal that was Erotica's sister that used to work there?



[QUOTE=Joe Gillis]Has anyone seen Crystal at Miss Kitty's? I watched her dance on Friday, but she was so popular that I could hardly talk to her. I would rate her at least a 9 (and possibly a 10). To me, she really stands out above the stripper crowd. Can anyone tell me if she's good for any extras? She's probably rather pricey.

JG[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joe Gillis]Has anyone seen Crystal at Miss Kitty's? I watched her dance on Friday, but she was so popular that I could hardly talk to her. I would rate her at least a 9 (and possibly a 10). To me, she really stands out above the stripper crowd. Can anyone tell me if she's good for any extras? She's probably rather pricey.

JG[/QUOTE]She's easily the best looking dancer on days. She's also incredibly sweet. Unique combo. I've never done a private with her. Close once but my better judgment kicked in. I foresaw lots of wasted cash. But based on comments here I don't believe anything beyond hard grinding is available. Same probably true outside. I think she's married with a couple of kids. Best bet would be to catch her at City Nights. It's been my experience that more is on the menu there. The private area is more private.

Plus she probably doesn't have to do much. If the first law of strip clubs is nothing is free, and I think it is, the second must be the inverse relationship between looks and mileage. Both, like most things, true outside but more so inside. One exception was Katrina, the Russian/Ukrainian girl who started at Kitty's, and then bounced around to Wise Guy's, Moe's and back to Kitty's, gaining about 40 pounds in route. Thin Katrina was gorgeous during her first tour of duty-had guys lined up around the stage. First (and last) dance I did with her she offered FS-no up front cash, no extra cash. My better judgment kicked in because she seemed crazy. The offer itself was crazy-only happened one other time to me, ironically long ago from another not nearly so good looking Crystal at Kitty's that I was back there with only because it was her birthday-how could I turn down a birthday girl? . Turns out Katrina is crazy. Lots of posts here about guys getting ripped off and poor service. From what I understand from other dancers YMMV was never more true than with Katrina.

Apparently there was a massive dancer fight in the dressing room at Kitty's late in the day shift. As you might imagine, there were varying reports, but nobody knows what started it. Everyone agreed though it was pretty bad. Humphrey called it a b*tch riot. Went on and off for an hour. Vanity-light skinned black girl who fancies herself a TV reporter-had both front teeth either chipped or knocked out. That's not going to further the news job. Blood everywhere. I just missed it, which is probably good. I love a good dancer fight but this sounded pretty severe. The real tall blond mentioned earlier here was in the middle of it and had the guts to come back yesterday. She didn't stay long. None of the other participants showed up. Once they do I'm sure more will come out.

Best dancer fight I ever saw was at Kitty's. This was back when you could sit at the opposite end of the bar facing the television, which is where I was. When I arrived there was a feud between a new dancer and an established one, both rednecks and both drunk. Kitty's, right? Apparently they were stage partners and new girl claimed ownership over two dollars established girl took at the end of one of their sets. Lots of shouting over about half an hour culminated with new girl approaching the bar with established girl standing at the end, and Humphrey just behind the bar. In between new girl and established girl was Roy, a really old guy who doesn't come in much anymore but who was and still is my hero for clubbing in his eighties, sitting on a bar stool, plus one other guy on a stool. New girl finally lost it and rather than going around Roy and the other guy she shot the gap between them and the bar, knocked Roy off his stool, and tackled established girl, all before Humphrey could get seal her off. I don't think he expected her to take the direct route. If only the Rams could find some D linemen that could penetrate and tackle like that. Anyway, as new girl proceeded to kick the daylights out of established girl Roy crawled to the mens room, often the only safe haven for a guy at a club. When he walked out the bar gave him a standing ovation. New girl got fired on the spot. Good times.

I had not been to Miss Kitty's in a while and decided to stop by for a short time. There were seven girls working and decided to stay long enough to sample each of their wares and make my final decision based on that. I did not even ask names so I cannot remember who was there. Sorry. The best stage dance was from a small black girl but I did not feel she would be best in the back room. Sinclair(???) a tall skinny blonde was actually pretty good as well, and probably would have given her a shot at the title if Dynasty had not stepped in. I remember her from days gone by and decided to let her help relieve some tension. Went to back for a little BBBJ with HJ release. Lots of ball play and rubbing on her huge black tatas. All in all, damage was $74 for stage and backroom and two sodas. Not bad.

Headed home for Fantasy Football Draft and Cardinals.

Had a very unsuccessful run of the WP stroll, so I decided to run up the street to Brooklyn to kick back for a bit and try again later. This was about 4 a.m. or so Saturday morning.

Popped in to Bottom's Up and sat right down near who I thought was the sexiest little thang on the catwalk, who then proceeded to practically leap into my lap from the stage. Her name was "Phoenix" (sure it was) and she was cool with a MFF threesome with myself and the gf, so we swapped digits and agreed to meet after the joint closed. Backroom quickies are NOT our thing.

Long story short, for $ we got over 2 hours of every-which-way-but-loose GFE fun with a very sexy girl who apparently enjoys both sexes equally, and is proficient with either genitalia. We even had a matinee the next day as a free bonus since she was staying very near us. Total GFE except for actual p-in-v action which was covered. YMMV, as usual. Very sweet girl btw, once she gets over a little initial shyness.

I snapped a couple of pics, sorry for the quality. Bad hotel light and a phone camera don't produce the finest results. If you meet her, please have the grace to not mention the pics, since she wasn't too wild about the idea of having pics on the 'net. At least I blocked out the face. The pics didn't do her face justice anyway, she's got a significant resemblance to Rosario Dawson albeit with finer bone structure. One thing the pics don't show is that she's a tall one, probably about 5'10" in flats.

Don't have authorizationi yet to release her digits, but we'll be seeing her again. Interested seniors can PM if interested in case she does release them.

*** UPDATE: Just talked to her last night and she's not comfortable with strangers having her digits. Established clients are a different matter. Sorry guys, didn't mean to get your hopes up. Pop in to BU, she's not too hard to pick out. ***

Went to C-Mowe's on Monday night hoping for a little action. Was accosted immediately by Carly. I had a drink while she grabbed my crotch and tried to talk me into a private dance. She offered FS for $.2 to house and $.6 to her. I asked her about time and she told me I could have as long as I need, even if it takes 4 songs. With my judgment impaired by alcohol and bipolar disorder, I agreed and we went back. When we got back, she asked for $.7. I told her that we clearly agreed on $.6. She said that I must have misunderstood her and that if I wanted to cancel, I was out the $.2. I reluctantly agreed. She undressed to reveal a surprisingly flabby and tattooed body. By the time the first song was only half over she told me that she was through. She quickly got dressed and walked off to the dressing room and didn't come out until after I had left.

For me, Carly was a major ripoff, mistress of the bait and switch tactics. I probably should have tried the older blonde day bartender, she offered FS for $.2 + $.3.

Ok, so I have been so busy with work here lately that I have not had time to even post this. About a week ago I had the opportunity to come back to ESL area and after striking out at the clubs for anything worth spending time with, I called my old trusty BAM BAM. She was very accomidating and after I picked her up at her crib, I took her to the notel across from Mrs Kitty's for an hour+ dream that was amazing to say the least. I was actually kinda of shocked that for .2 for a room that has a free porn channel it was one of the cleanest rooms I have been in for this type of dream. So with porn on the boob tube and and BAM BAM on my tube for over an hour I had a wonderful experience. She is a definite sure thing but no longer works in Blondies, said she was at I think cmowes now. All in all my brothers she is one to put in the I need a sure thing book. Senior members pm me for her number.

Be safe
Doug

Thanks for the heads up on Carly.
I was tempted the last time I was in there to do a private with her. I decided on the sure thing instead.

Whoops, almost forgot to add this! Not totally sure how appropriate this post is for the forum considering that it wasn't pay-for-play, but it might be useful information for some of you.

There's a tall, thin, rather gorgeous black stripper at Dollie's called "Raven." We've been to the Colony twice now on a Saturday night and we've seen her there with her sugar daddy who is a skinny white guy who's got to be 65 if he's a day. Very nice guy though.

This most recent Saturday, both the gf and I got to play with her in the couples theatre there at the Colony. Apparently "daddy" doesn't mind sharing now and again. We had struck up a conversation in the lounge earlier with them, so it wasn't like this was a cold contact in the theatre.

Now we didn't discuss hiring her, obviously, but lads, if you get a chance, take a run at Raven. Sexy, pretty as hell, and tight as a vise. BJ skills are well above average also. We've seen her at Dollie's Friday nights, not sure when she works other than that. Hell, get a fuckbuddy or a calm steady pro you might know and show up at the Colony on a Saturday night. Be cool, approach her and "daddy," you might just be surprised what the night brings. He apparently enjoys watching her with other people too. YMMV of course.

Didn't get the opportunity to snap a pic, cameras aren't too popular at the Colony, for obvious reasons. However, she's at least as doable as "Phoenix" who I reviewed in my earlier post from the weekend.

I just wanted to make a few comments about dancers at Miss Kitty's.

Ashley's a sweet girl with enormous breasts and a bubbly personality. She usually works days. She seems pretty laid back (for a dancer) when it comes to money.

Jada is new to MK's from the Hustler Club. She's 21 years old, 5'3", thin, and absolutely beautiful. She was black hair, olive skin, and the most striking blue eyes. She's very sweet to talk to, although she does excel at dirty talk in the private area. Her private dances are sexy, but no extras offered. She is honest with her song counts and charges $.25/song.

Chelsea, a 5' short-haired brunette with freckles and some large tattoos on her back, works nights. She's in her early 30's, but looks younger. She has a great personality, but she is a hustler. I agreed to a single private dance with her. It was hot, but no extras offered. We went from the middle of one song to the middle of the next. She insisted on charging me for 2 songs although it was actually much closer to one. Feeling good-natured, I told her that I didn't have enough money for the two, but that I would reluctantly pay for one and a half and that I wouldn't be back to see her. That didn't really seem to bother her. I don't want to say that she's bad news, but keep in mind that she's more interested in grabbing all that she can than she is in building up a clientele (unless she just doesn't want me as a client). Some of you mongers might totally love her because she is cute as a button and a very good tease (as a dancer should be), but just watch your wallet.

JG