The Prickyard

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3256797]Please, I beg you take some English courses. Reading your disjointed syntax is the mental equivalent of driving nails through my skull. Here is a link:

[URL]http://www.fluentu.com/english/blog/online-english-courses/[/URL][/QUOTE]"Please, I beg you (there should be a period here to end the sentence, then you should capitalize the next T to start a new sentence) take some English courses. ".

Just saying. If you're going to criticize someone else's Engrish, maybe you should double check your own first.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;3256842]"Please, I beg you (there should be a period here to end the sentence, then you should capitalize the next T to start a new sentence) take some English courses. ".

Just saying. If you're going to criticize someone else's Engrish, maybe you should double check your own first.[/QUOTE]Please, I beg you, take some English courses.

Edit: The sentence has been corrected and you are wrong, as was I. However, there is a huge difference between a comma and basic grammar.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3256870]Please, I beg you, take some English courses.

Edit: The sentence has been corrected and you are wrong, as was I. However, there is a huge difference between a comma and basic grammar.[/QUOTE]It's still a run on sentence, comma or none. I could go into longer detail about how you have two subjects and two verbs in there with no conjunction between the two (like this long sentence does) and it's best to employ the use of two sentences, but you probably lack the basic grammar understanding to grasp what I'm talking about.

[QUOTE=NewNindy;3256108]This. I was only just starting to recover from those sights after some exhaustive therapy sessions and listening to "Saving All My Love" still makes me whimper.[/QUOTE]By the way, the bulge you noticed in my thong wasn't my gentleman's sausage. It was a pair of vise grips that were clamped down on my plums to ensure I hit the high notes.

I still remember the headline in the newspaper that read, "Whitney Houston beats Bobbie Brown to death".

Kyussfan.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;3256842]"Please, I beg you (there should be a period here to end the sentence, then you should capitalize the next T to start a new sentence) take some English courses. ".

Just saying. If you're going to criticize someone else's Engrish, maybe you should double check your own first.[/QUOTE]"Please, I beg you, take some English courses. " That makes it an independent clause and gets a thumbs up from Mr. Strunk and Mr. White I would think.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;3256955]It's still a run on sentence, comma or none. I could go into longer detail about how you have two subjects and two verbs in there with no conjunction between the two (like this long sentence does) and it's best to employ the use of two sentences, but you probably lack the basic grammar understanding to grasp what I'm talking about.[/QUOTE]I'm curious what motivates you. A couple of months back you get accused of stalking people by FF and here you are pointing out a misplaced comma.

Are you trying to curry favor? That is truly pathetic.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;3256841]I sure have especially when you try to use those " big " words (which obviously you are trying to over compensate for something) . I believe last time you tried this I made you look like a dumb ass and not just a asshole. I have to thank you though, it's been a while since I have been able to unleash my sarcastic inner *****.[/QUOTE]Dear, I don't know what your referring to. If it was your statement on altruism there are entire books about it.

If you are interested in that topic I suggest googling it. That topic has been rehashed countless times. You are free to check.

I have this wonderful new strap on I am dieing to find a willing sex fiend to try it out on; the female kind only LOL.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3256797]Please, I beg you take some English courses. Reading your disjointed syntax is the mental equivalent of driving nails through my skull.[/QUOTE]Y is U ands all U guys an gals so koncernd about danglin partacips and run on sentanses. Ya all just kant leaf the poor feller alone. Let him wallor in his own pig shit likes he normly do.

[QUOTE=BigMack;3257214]I have this wonderful new strap on I am dieing to find a willing sex fiend to try it out on; the female kind only LOL.[/QUOTE]Good to now its with a female. Thems dam rams butt back withs ther horns if yous tri it on them. The ewes happn to enjoy it.

Now can everyone hit the [B][red]IGNORE BUTTON[/red][/B].

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3257183]Are you trying to curry favor? That is truly pathetic.[/QUOTE]And anyone that knows my history of posting will likely laugh hysterically at the ridiculousness of your accusation.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3256797]Please, I beg you take some English courses. Reading your disjointed syntax is the mental equivalent of driving nails through my skull. Here is a link:

[URL]http://www.fluentu.com/english/blog/online-english-courses/[/URL][/QUOTE]Do your nuts itch or something?

[URL]https://youtu.be/PNVllUXBoxw[/URL]

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3257190]Dear, I don't know what your referring to. If it was your statement on altruism there are entire books about it.

If you are interested in that topic I suggest googling it. That topic has been rehashed countless times. You are free to check.[/QUOTE]Your. Singular, possessive pronoun.

You're. Contraction of "you are".

Usage: Use "your" to indicate ownership; "your grammar. " Use "you are" to demonstrate action; "You're obviously in no position to criticize. ".

And.

If you are interested in that topic, I suggest inserting a comma before you suggest anything else.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3257247]Now can everyone hit the [B][red]IGNORE BUTTON[/red][/B].[/QUOTE]There's an ignore button? Where?

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;3257319]There's an ignore button? Where?[/QUOTE]I posted it yesterday when all this started. It is a hypothetical button to use when someone is just being a regular asshole and you wish to make a point without actually getting into the fray. It's not the one that is a legitimate selection in "Settings" where you can block another members PM's and not see their posts when you are logged on. A2 uses the real one with discretion when he wants to insure two or more members behave themselves because he can put anyone on the "Ignore List". I happen to like reading everyone's posts even if I disagree with them. I consider it an education in humanity.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3257312]Your. Singular, possessive pronoun.

You're. Contraction of "you are".

Usage: Use "your" to indicate ownership; "your grammar. " Use "you are" to demonstrate action; "You're obviously in no position to criticize. ".

And.

If you are interested in that topic, I suggest inserting a comma before you suggest anything else.[/QUOTE]I'm glad to see you hanging on my every word. At least, I know you're paying attention.

"You're, obviously, in no position to criticize."

That makes two of us!